I, the Two-dimensional Debt Collector

(〃＞Dish＜)

"Nihehe~~ Do you want to know? I've seen it all." Xiao Heiyong had a funny smile on her face. As an archer, she has the best eyesight among all ranks, and... ...the rider's magic power in the forest was so loud, it was impossible to hide it from her as the archer.

However, because the rider set up a barrier of cognitive impairment, the fact that the rider ate Chen Lin did not attract the attention of ordinary people.

"Just let me kiss Sakura-san."

"No." My kiss can only belong to my brother, how can I give it to this heroic spirit of unknown origin.

"What a pity~" Xiao Hei shrugged, picked up the bowl and drank all the soup in the bowl.

"What about Serra? Why haven't you come to clean up recently?" Rin interrupted, although she saved a little salary, she was very happy.

"Her? She didn't come after borrowing a few sums of money from me." Chen Lin took out his mobile phone to check Sera's loan. She had already borrowed nearly 23 million yen, although it was much less than Rin's [-] billion. , but ten million is already a lot for ordinary families.

"Hahahahahahahaha, maybe she has already escaped!"

"Hehe, are you still laughing at others? I still have her role here, how do you think I found you?" Want to escape debt?Chen Lin has borrowed so much money, but no one can escape.

"..." Recalling his own tragic situation, Rin's face instantly became bitter, and the food in his mouth became tasteless.

It's all dad's fault!

……

The Matou family in Fuyuki City.

In the dark underground space, small and broken sounds continued to be heard, as if thousands of tiny insects were crawling and eating away at the eardrums.

A kelp-headed boy was lying in the center of the basement with blank eyes, his scarred skin swelled up from time to time and then wandered over his body.

Standing in front of him was an old man with a haggard face. Looking at the boy's expressionless eyes and face beeped by bugs, the old man showed a piercing smile, "Useless grandson... even if the transformation is completed, he can't be summoned Heroic Spirit, then let the old man help you."

Countless bugs came out of the old man's pants, but instead of running around, these bugs formed a magic circle around the young man as if they had self-awareness.

"Answer it if you agree with it!"

With the end of the last incantation, the worm instantly turned into a slurry, and then a man with a naked upper body appeared in the magic circle.

rank assassin.

His upper jaw and lower jaw were covered with a bone mask that covered his nose and chin, and his eyes were full of madness. He seemed more suitable for the rank of berserker than assassin.

His skin was gray and white like that of a dead man, his upper body was bare, only his lower body was wrapped in a pair of tattered shorts, his right hand was cut off at the elbow in a very miserable way, but several flesh-colored tentacles spewed out from the broken section, and the tips of the tentacles were still connected with black ones. dagger.

One of the most eye-catching is his hair... also blue kelp head.

It looks like she has a good relationship with the boy lying on the ground.

"Huh? You are my master?" Assassin stared at the old man in front of him and made a voice like a hooligan.

"No, he is your master." The old man transferred his Command Seal to his grandson.

"Hahaha, then..."

Pooh! The sharp blade in Assassin's right hand directly pierced the old man, "Hey hahahahaha!!! Killing you, an old man, is 1000 times more enjoyable than social security!"

But it was of no use. In an instant, the old man's body turned into a large pile of bugs, which slipped away from all directions, leaving only his voice echoing in the basement.

"My grandson, go and get the Holy Grail."

……

"Sera! This is delicious!"

"Well, it's delicious."

"What's delicious about this kind of thing, only hamburger, fries and Coke are the right choice!"

The table is full of all kinds of food, from sushi to hamburgers to all kinds of fried dishes and stews. The dinner at Illya's house is extraordinarily luxurious, much more luxurious than the dinner at Tohsaka's house. up.

Because of the loan, Sera would buy a lot of delicious food for them every day. She used to have no money, but now she has money and works hard.

What is the worst thing in the world?The money is not spent when the person dies.

Moreover, the Holy Grail War is not safe. Illya's parents died because of the Holy Grail War. Apart from going to the Holy Grail to heal her body, Illya has no other way to survive.

To be honest... Sera didn't have much confidence, and Illya, who left the Einzbern house, was unqualified as a master or a magician.

Although Illya's father was not an excellent magician, his strength was beyond doubt. Even he died in the Holy Grail War, let alone Illya.

In the past, it was relatively difficult to live without money, but now that I have money, it is better for Illya to enjoy it.

Moreover, the lives of myself and Lijielit are bound to Illya. If Illya dies, they will die too. If they die, they don’t need to pay back the money. If they survive by chance, everyone should work hard to pay back the money. I can pay it back, even if I can't get it, it's just that I can't get it...It has nothing to do with Illya and Lijielit.

"Eat more if you like." There was a gentle smile on Sera's face.

It's great that the food they cook is liked by them, this is the responsibility of the maid.

Because the food has improved, Ilya's face seems to have become rounder, and Li Jie's opie seems to have become a little bigger, and she...

Sierra looked down... It seemed that her waist had become a little thicker! ?

Why does Li Jie get bigger when she eats too much, and her waist gets thicker when she eats too much?Why! ?

Alas...don't worry about this now, "Illya...the Holy Grail War should be ready to start, today I felt a magical explosion in the forest."

"Hmm..." Illya's smiling face disappeared immediately, and she nodded slightly.