I, the Two-dimensional Debt Collector

"Why...why can't I get out?" Illya lost consciousness after the Holy Grail was summoned, and she didn't know what happened afterwards. "Didn't you make a wish to the Holy Grail to heal my body?"

"Uh...that's true." Xiao Hei looked away in embarrassment, "but this Holy Grail seems to have been polluted... probably the winner of the last Holy Grail War discovered this problem. Make a wish, this is probably the reason why the Holy Grail War can be held again in the past ten years."

"And then?" Ilya tilted her head while carefully covering her body, why did that Chen Lin turn around unconsciously!Not a gentleman at all!

"Then Ilya, you'll explode~" Xiao Hei scratched the ends of his hair in embarrassment.

OvO?

I exploded?I exploded! ?I blew blew up! ? ? ? ? ?

"What the hell is going on here!" Illya's whole body exploded, what the hell did she explode herself! ?

"Well...it's in the physical sense...it exploded...big brother, come and explain to her!"

"Okay, okay..." Chen Lin couldn't laugh or cry, why couldn't he say it frankly since he was obviously alone? "After Kuro made a wish with the Holy Grail, black mud poured out of the Holy Grail. Rin sensed something was wrong with the Holy Grail and ordered Artoria to destroy the Holy Grail with a treasure, and then... then you exploded, and the black mud directly It sprayed out from your body, and even sprayed Xiao Hei and me in the face."

"Ah...I'm so miserable."

Xiao Hei continued Chen Lin's words, "Your heart is the medium for summoning the Holy Grail. I guess it's because your heart is connected to the Holy Grail. After the Holy Grail, which is the hole where the black mud flows out, is destroyed, there is nowhere to go. Going black mud just pours out of your heart...and you blow up."

"Could it be... that we will never get out?" Ilya sat down wanting to cry without tears.

"It should be possible..." Chen Lin took out his phone.

No matter what the situation is, even when the whole body is naked, even in a dream, as long as Chen Lin wants it, he can get the mobile phone. Although the brand and style may be different, there must be Wanjiedai in the mobile phone. Pink APP.

Chen Lin can take them out with the mobile phone... It's okay for Xiao Hei, her body is made of magic power, but Illya... she exploded, maybe after taking them out, she will directly The soul flies away.

Just when Chen Lin was about to turn on the phone, the white palm snatched the phone from Chen Lin's hand, and a girl who was slightly similar to Yi Liya and Xiao Hei suddenly appeared in front of the three of them.

The same silver hair and red pupils as Illya, but her figure is much better than Illya's. Illya is only a fake eighteen-year-old, while the girl in front of her looks like Illya's real eighteen-year-old. Appearance, um...it is indeed a mature appearance, so big!

However, Chen Lin felt the same malice as the black mud before in her body.

"Don't even think about leaving." She caressed Ilya's cheek, "Ilya...Xiao Hei, stay here with mom all the time."

"Mom..." Ilya threw herself into her arms and hugged her mother—Irisviel von Einzbern tightly.

Illya has never seen her mother since the farewell ten years ago.

She also opened her hand towards Xiao Hei, and embraced Xiao Hei into her arms. It was a perfect picture of a mother and daughter reunited after a long absence, as if Chen Lin took out another mobile phone

click click click click...

"Mommy mommy...."

After venting, Xiao Hei pushed her away, and rationality re-occupied her consciousness, "You...you are not mother."

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pS: Mrs. Ellie is here~

Chapter 26 I Can Lie to Her One Hundred Times

"You... are not mother." Xiao Hei pushed Ai Li away, looking like a scumbag, turned his face and refused to recognize anyone?

At least Chen Lin won't turn his back on anyone!

"Xiao Hei...what are you talking about?" Ai Li still had a motherly smile on her face, "I am your mother."

"That's right... Xiao Hei... Don't you know your mother?" Ilya also shouted beside her, she was a familiar mother both in appearance and smell.

"No...you are not mother, you have been polluted, Illya! She is no longer our mother."

Judging from the fact that the holy grail is not holy water but black mud, the degree of pollution of this holy grail is quite high, and my mother has been in the holy grail for ten years, and I am afraid that she has already been polluted by black mud.

"Woo... woo... Mom is very sad to be told by Xiao Hei." Ai Li sniffed and rubbed her eyes, as if she had been severely hurt by Xiao Hei.

"Illya! Don't trust her!"

Inside the Holy Grail, Blackie quarreled with someone suspected of Irisviel. She wanted to convince Blackie and Illya that she was their mother, but Blackie didn't believe it at all.

Speaking of which, although Mrs. Allie is their mother, she is not mature at all...Well, Chen Lin is talking about the mind, not the body.

From Chen Lin's point of view, Alice Feier is plump and soft, although her waist is not as slender as Illya or Xiao Hei, but it is slightly sensual, like a piece of beautiful jade, which makes people can't help but hold it in their hands.

A soft belly must feel good to the touch!

Chen Lin didn't know much about the situation of their family, but only learned that Illya's mother is Irisviel and her father is Emiya Kiritsugu through the information on her mobile phone.

From Chen Lin's point of view, although Irisviel has matured physically, she seems to be similar to Illya and the others mentally, but there seems to be a trace of charm hidden in her innocence.

Is Irisviel a wife?No...it should be regarded as the type of widow. Speaking of which, Chen Lin of this type has never... Chiliu.

That being the case, try to see if you can take her out.

As for Ilya, it doesn't matter even if her body blows up, as long as her soul is still there, Chen Lin can find someone to make a body and stuff it in for her, no matter what type of body you have, Miss Lolita, who has small breasts and big cats.

As for Irisviel...her body is definitely gone, and her soul...maybe has been polluted, and she is not even Irisviel herself as Xiao Hei said.

Although Chen Lin was greedy, he would not take a bomb back, at least he had to do a cleansing to wash off the black parts!

"Ahem.... Let me interrupt for a moment." Chen Lin cleared his throat to interrupt their quarrel, "Actually, I have a way to make Xiao Hei confirm whether you are her mother or not."

"Oh, oh, is this the boyfriend of the daughters?" Irisviel patted Chen Lin's head with a playful smile, not at all like a stranger who met for the first time.

"...It can be." Even if you don't want to be their boyfriend, being their father is still a good choice.