I, the Two-dimensional Debt Collector

"But I really want to know what her intestines look like~"

"He...he has bullied me so much, I have to bully him severely, old sister... can't you?" Mei Li put on a pitiful look, "and ...I heard that he adopted a lot of children, he didn't know your age, old lady, he wanted to adopt us..."

A flash of memory flashed in the intestine hunter's eyes, and he lowered the scimitar he raised.

Meili and her elder sister carried the "comatose" Chen Lin to the sofa and gave him treatment.

It felt like the time was almost up, Chen Lin woke up slowly.

"Unfamiliar ceiling, here is..."

"Is it fun to pretend to be in a coma? Now Mei Li is cooking food for you in the kitchen." A charming female voice came from beside my ear.

"Hey, I was discovered." Chen Lin sat up and shrugged. The wounds that had run through her body healed directly in front of her eyes. The intestine hunter raised his brows, "It's not easy to pretend to be unconscious."

"Aren't you going to see my intestines?"

"It's a pity that my younger sister won't let me see it. It looks like Mei Li is about to be snatched away by you..." Holding a machete in her hand, her eyes fell on Chen Lin's stomach.

"Speaking of guts, I want to see yours too."

"Didn't expect that I could find someone with the same preferences?" She obviously didn't believe it very much, "How many people's intestines have you seen?"

"This...this is a lot, do you remember how many slices of bread you have eaten?" Chen Lin shrugged.

This Chen Lin is really not lying, Chen Lin has indeed seen many people's intestines.

But Chen Lin's way of looking at it is different from hers. The intestines...don't you have to cut open the stomach to see it? Can you see it with a little force with your fingers?

Tsk tsk tsk... Compared with the demon hunter Chen Lin, the intestine hunter is still a little tender.

"Speaking of which, can you tell me your name?"

"Elsa, people call me Bowel Hunter."

"Chen Lin, everyone calls me a demon hunter."

"Wow... Big brother woke up so soon? Sister, your healing skills seem to be better than before." Holding a pot of milky oatmeal and a glass of green pepper juice, Mei Li He looked at Chen Lin who had woken up in surprise.

"Hee hee hee, I made big brother's favorite green pepper juice, let's drink it!" Mei Li proudly said to Chen Lin with her pouty pouch.

"Heh heh heh... After being defeated by the old sister, you are our prisoner, big brother! Hurry up and drink green pepper juice."

"Green pepper juice is only for children, and adults drink happy water." Chen Lin handed a bottle of happy water to Meili.

"Happy water?" Meili took the happy water with some doubts, sniffed it carefully, and then Meili took a sip.

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Mei Li was tasting the happy water, while Chen Lin looked at Elsa.

"How about staying with me, with Meili?"

Elsa licked her lips, with a coquettish smile on her face, "Can you show me more intestines?"

Chen Lin shook his head.

Although Elsa is no longer a loli, she can also help Chen Lin collect debts directly. It is easy to collect debts with her ability.

But the intestines... As far as Chen Lin knows, most debtors are not able to cut open their stomachs to expose their intestines and still live.

Moreover, Chen Lin asked her to collect the debt, not to kill the debtor. Who else would he ask for the debt when the debtor died?

For example, Estes has a good interest. Her interest is torture, and torture is not about killing people, so it is very appropriate for her to deal with some old people.

But the intestines... are not really good.

"Since this is the case, I won't force it." Chen Lin shrugged and stood up, "Then I will take Meili away."

"Eh? I don't want to leave my sister!"

"But your elder sister doesn't want to go with us, and I'm also very troubled." Chen Lin reached out and rubbed Mei Li's head, with a kind smile on his face.

"Why did I go with you!?" Mei Li took a step back.

"Meili, have you forgotten? You signed a student loan agreement with me before, and now the money has been paid in place."

"Money? Why didn't I see it?"

The so-called student loan has actually been disbursed, but since the guardian is Chen Lin, the student loan is temporarily managed by Chen Lin.

The same is true for Gabriel, so the interest is not the interest of how much money those children have used, but the interest of the estimated money they will consume from childhood to adulthood.

But... no matter how you calculate it, Gabriel and Gail will not be able to get on in this lifetime.

"Hmph, I don't care!" Meili ran behind Elsa and stuck out her tongue at Chen Lin.

Elsa's killing intent enveloped the mansion again, "If you insist on doing this, then I can only see your intestines."

Elsa threw the scimitar in her hand, and pointed her cold eyes directly at Chen Lin's abdomen. Maybe in Mei Li's eyes, she was a gentle sister, but in the eyes of others, she was an intestine hunter.

"Hey...do you still want to fight? As an intestine lover, I don't want to fight with you." Chen Lin showed a funny smile on his face. Little Lolita is easy to abduct, but as an adult, Elsa It's not that easy.

Since she is an adult, it is natural to use an adult's method.

"That's good, since Elsa likes intestines so much... Let's have a duel as intestine lovers. The winner has the ownership of the opponent's intestines and can play with each other's intestines at any time. How about it? As You shouldn't refuse the intestine hunter, right?"

"Of course, if you refuse...Meili, I will forcefully take her away."