I, the Two-dimensional Debt Collector

Imagine standing in front of the people with a baby in her arms, and Chen Lin standing beside her with Ram and Rem, Emilia's brain was about to boil.

"If...if there is a baby...you will be responsible..." Emilia said in a muffled voice under the quilt.

"Have a baby? Hahaha... what are you talking about?"

"Hey...couldn't you...didn't you kiss me? I heard that after seeing a girl's skin, a man will turn into a beast and take away the girl's lips so that the girl will have a baby."

"No, Emilia, you vomited all over yourself after you got drunk, I just changed your clothes for you."

"So...so that's how it is...I'm sorry..." Emilia breathed a sigh of relief, there would be no baby if she hadn't been kissed on the lips, but... Amy was relieved Liya was inexplicably disappointed.

At the same time, a crazy and absurd idea came out of Emilia's heart. If...if...if you have a baby...you won't be alone, right?And after the baby is born, he will stay, right?If he stays, Ram and Rem will also stay... I won't be alone...

If it was him...he didn't hate the silver-haired half-elf, he seemed to have confessed to himself in the village yesterday, if it was him...maybe.

I don't want...I don't want to be alone anymore.

Once this crazy idea came into being, Emilia couldn't stop it anymore.

Getting out of the quilt, his eyes seemed to lose their highlight.

Wait... What's with this sickly expression?Is this blackened?It's just to help her change clothes... As for it?

Emilia came to Chen Lin and grabbed Chen Lin by the collar.

Standing on tiptoe while pressing her palm hard, Emilia covered her lips on Chen Lin's.

With a light kiss, Emilia let go of Chen Lin.

"This way there will be a baby..." Emilia showed a sickly and happy smile, while Chen Lin was full of question marks.

That's it?That's it?Will there be a baby?What a joke! ?Isn't Emilia's knowledge too strange?

Chapter 585 Emilia Wants a Child

The most painful thing is not never having it, but having it but losing it.

Even more painful is having it and losing it, and having it again and losing it again.

Sitting up and jumping repeatedly in the coffin, this is the most uncomfortable thing. Emilia, who has been in the loneliness and desolation, has experienced warmth, and now she needs to return to loneliness...

Like a drowning person grabbing the last straw, Emilia, who didn't want to be alone anymore, grabbed Chen Lin, the straw... No, it shouldn't be a straw, but it should be stretched from the shore stick?

Seeing Emilia's sickly appearance, Chen Lin was a little puzzled. Emilia had always been a gentle and kind image in front of Chen Lin. It seemed that Emilia had nothing to do with being sick and black, but Today, just because of the opportunity of getting drunk, Emilia seems to be directly blackened.

"This way you will have a baby... If you have a baby...you won't leave, right? Hey... don't leave, okay, I don't want to be alone anymore." Emilia Gently stroking her stomach, with a sickly expression on her face, even if Emilia cut open her stomach next second and asked Chen Lin in doubt why she didn't have a baby, Chen Lin would not feel any surprise.

If someone heard Emilia's words, they would definitely think that it was Chen Lin who abandoned Emilia, and then Emilia tried to use the child to tie up the man who abandoned her.

But actually... what the hell is this! ?

Chen Lin was stunned, let's not mention anything sickly and degenerate, can you have a baby just by kissing?Who taught her this knowledge?

That's it, that's it? ? ?

"You can have a baby with a kiss!? Don't underestimate the baby!" Chen Lin said in a loud voice, "The child is the hard work of the parents' joint efforts! It is the two people who combine their own essence to have a baby!"

"Eh?" Emilia was stunned. Isn't the child born from the stomach after a kiss between a man and a woman?

Facing Chen Lin's serious look, Emilia was a little dazed. The previous sickly expression disappeared and turned into astonishment. She also seemed to have broken away from the previous sickly and blackened state, and turned back to the previous Ai Mi Lia.

"If you don't understand Emilia, I can teach you some night knowledge." Chen Lin said with a serious face, "Really, I just teach you some basic night knowledge."

"Stop, stop, stop!!!" Suddenly the gray cat stood between Chen Lin and Emilia, and then showed its paws to Chen Lin with a dangerous expression on its face, "It seems that you are sleeping while I am sleeping. Something terrible happened with Liya."

"No, Parker....I want to..." Emilia defended Chen Lin, but as she spoke, Emilia's cheeks were filled with blush.

"Huh...?" Parker looked suspiciously at Chen Lin, who had blushing cheeks, and then at Emilia, who became even more suspicious, "I always feel very suspicious, if you dare to hurt My daughter Lia's words..."

The sharp claws emitted bursts of cold light, and the surrounding temperature dropped a little.

"Parker, who taught Emilia the knowledge that kissing can make you pregnant?"

Parker scratched his head with his paws, rolled up his front paws in an attempt to get away with it. "That... eh~"

Both of them knew clearly but they didn't tell themselves!Emilia was a little angry. Chen Lin and Parker were both people she trusted, so why didn't they want to tell her?Parker was the same before, and he actually told himself that if he kissed, he would have a baby...

"Ahaha..." Parker smiled awkwardly, "Ah... I remembered, I made an appointment with Betty today to play with her, and Liya will leave it to you for the time being!"

Then Parker floated in front of Chen Lin, showing a sad smile, and whispered to Chen Lin, "If I find out that you hurt Liya..."

After saying that, Parker shook his paw and then floated towards Betty's forbidden library.

Speaking of harm... Emilia, who was blackened before, wanted to keep herself by conceiving her own child. If she really made Emilia pregnant, would it be considered harm?

No, definitely not, this is the crystallization of love, how can it be considered hurt, right?So getting Emilia pregnant is definitely not considered harm, and it was Emilia who wanted to get pregnant on her own initiative, so how could it be considered harm?

But even if Emilia volunteered, Chen Lin didn't intend to get her pregnant.

After Parker left, only Chen Lin and Emilia were left in Emilia's room.

Even if Emilia is willing, Chen Lin doesn't plan to do anything now...at least until night.

If Parker suddenly appeared in the middle of Chen Lin's teaching... Although there would not be any sequelae, Chen Lin didn't want to be shocked.

As for becoming Emilia's teacher and teaching Emilia physical health, Chen Lin is still very willing.

Emilia is undoubtedly a beautiful girl, Chen Lin usually pursues equal exchange for greedy girls, except for free ones.