Pokemon Champion

"What are you doing, standing in the middle of the road looking for death!" A BMW driver poked his head out of the car window and pointed at Long Yitong and cursed: "Or you are here to touch porcelain, come on, come on, you Try lying on the ground and see if you can't crush the shitty shit, mud horse!"

Hearing this series of familiar national curses on the dragon, he couldn't help frowning, although he often used dirty words such as "grass mud horse" and "your mother compares" back then.However, after several years of nurturing in the Pokemon world, Long has already slowly forgotten this kind of national curse vocabulary. Unexpectedly, he was greeted first after returning to his hometown. Long's mood is really too complicated up.To say that the biggest difference between Earth and Pokemon Planet is that besides the natural environment, there is also a huge difference in the human environment. The overall quality of the citizens is simply a difference between cloud and mud.

Long shook his head, turned around and walked away without paying attention to the BMW owner.The BMW rumbled and drove past Long. The driver dismissively said "Idiot" at Long and then walked away. The roaring engine seemed to be mocking arrogantly.

Walking aimlessly on the street, Long's eyes swept over the surrounding shops one by one. Although he returned to the earth by this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Long slowly thought about it after experiencing the initial shock.

What is the real intention of Arceus? The God of Creation wholeheartedly wants to get rid of human desires and then quickly, but his approach is becoming more and more unpredictable!

The dragon looked up at the sky, and the blue planet that could be seen from the Pokemon world was completely missing on the earth. This situation also made the dragon inexplicably surprised, why can't the Pokemon planet be invisible from the earth?

With a lot of doubts, Long felt that he was a bit big-headed, but in line with the idea that what comes is safe, Long can only take one step at a time.From the current point of view, the fate of mankind and the world is in the hands of the Creator God, and nothing can be changed except for the dragon of letting go before the disaster of extinction!

"It doesn't matter, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, let's go home first." After making up his mind, Long grabbed his hair and said to himself: "Where is this place? It doesn't seem to be Luzhou City. I'm penniless now." How should Wen go back?"

With an embarrassing face, Long took out the wallet from his body, and there were several elf coins of different denominations in it, and even ten thousand yuan bills with the logo of the elf alliance printed on it.But can this thing be used as money on the earth? It's no different from blank paper!

There is also the bank card pinned in the wallet. After weighing it in his hand for a while, Long finally pinned it back helplessly. He took this to the ATM to withdraw money. I don’t know if it will be swallowed directly. The business has expanded to Earth!

Just when Long was thinking about whether to find a gold shop and pawn the three pioneer emblems on his body, at least they were all made of pure gold, so it shouldn't be a problem to earn money for travel expenses.However, if the dragon really did this and was found out, what face would he have to return to the Pokemon planet? It would be a laughing stock!

"I'm sorry, beauty, may I ask which city is this?" Just when Long was at a loss because he was penniless, his eyes suddenly lit up when he caught sight of a fashionable woman with a Chanel baby on her shoulders, and he couldn't help but walked forward go.

The young woman Long answered was wearing a pair of big sunglasses. Although she couldn't see her face clearly, she had a pretty good figure, and she was well known for her well-dressed clothes and perfume.Long did research on some luxury brands before he traveled to the Pokemon world. Chanel, Versace and Patek Philippe can still be identified at a glance.

The young woman looked Long up and down. Although she couldn't see her eyes, she knew what kind of eyes the other party was hiding behind the glasses.Perhaps this beauty also felt very strange, she took Long as a poor excuse to strike up a conversation with a guy, otherwise even a bumpkin wouldn't ask a ridiculous question like "Which city is this?"!

"Jinling." The young woman answered Long's words lightly, then turned her head and walked straight away. Looking at the swaying slender waist and back of the other party, Long couldn't help touching her nose in embarrassment. She was called a "stupid" just now. That's right, he would have thought otherwise.

Long's eyes reluctantly moved away from the beauty with the Chanel bag. Don't get me wrong, he is not the nerd boy who just stayed at home all day long and couldn't move when he saw Bai Fumei a few years ago.How can you say that Long is now considered a wealthy class with assets worth hundreds of millions... In fact, his real thought just now was that if he robbed that Chanel bag, then he would not have to worry about the travel expenses at all, right?

It is not very far from Jinling to Luzhou, less than [-] kilometers, and it takes more than an hour by train. Of course, whether Long has an ID card to buy a ticket is another matter.

"Forget it, you can't be promiscuous if you are rich, and you can't be moved when you are poor." Long shook his head and muttered to himself: "I have never been in a situation since I was a child, so I should stop doing such sneaky things. The integrity cannot be corrupted so easily."

"Robbery, someone is robbing the bag..." At this moment, there was a sudden scream. Long looked for the source of the sound, and saw the young woman in a Versace coat standing not far away and kept shouting. But the Chanel bag in her hand that was still missed by the dragon was in the hands of a small and thin young man, who was sprinting at the speed of a [-]-meter race with the Chanel bag.

Long was stunned for a long time, and then his eyes suddenly lit up, "It's true that when he fell asleep, someone gave him a pillow, and now the travel expenses back are covered!"

"Stop!" the dragon yelled and chased after him at a very fast speed. In the astonished eyes of the crowd, the dragon seemed to be the incarnation of a Jamaican flying man, and was pulled by the extremely fast dragon at a distance of several hundred meters. close.

The young man who snatched someone's bag on the street couldn't help but look back after hearing the screams from the people around him, but he was almost scared to death. Long Nafei's speed was enough to scare the group Ordinary earthlings gave Lei a tender appearance!

"Oh my god, ghost!" The little young man couldn't help exclaiming, and then he saw a figure rushing towards him like a big roc spreading its wings. As a result, this unlucky guy felt dizzy. All that's left is to lie on the ground and moan.And after Long threw this unlearned guy on his back in an understatement, he didn't bother to care about him, so he snatched the bag from the house.

Just as the dragon was calmly waiting for the owner to come, there was an uproar from the crowd around him. Turning around, he saw that the young man who was knocked down by the dragon was struggling to get up from the ground. Standing up, not only that, this guy actually took out a dagger from his body and stabbed at the dragon fiercely.

Long Yi stood there dumbfounded as if frightened, but some of the onlookers were already frightened, and everyone could even imagine the scene of the white knife entering and the red knife exiting.That young man also hated Long, the guy who dared to escape and hinder him, so much so that he was relentless when he drew the knife, and his face turned out to be ruthless!

However, soon, the expression on the face of the young man stabbing the dragon with a knife changed, and the imagined scene of the dagger piercing the flesh did not appear.The young man holding the knife only felt as if he had been stabbed by a steel plate. After stabbing the dragon, the dagger was held up by his body and could no longer move forward. Did this guy really have a steel plate on his body?

"Yeah!" Under Xiaonianqing's surprised expression, Long couldn't help but swear, and then he swung his big ear scraper and slapped the stunned and unlearned guy to the ground.

People around were really shocked by the scene in front of them, but Long picked up the dagger that fell on the ground to prevent the other party from violently hurting people again.After returning the snatched Chanel to Ms. Versace who rushed over out of breath, she met the other party's astonished gaze with a self-confident smile and said, "Miss, your bag!"

"You... are you okay?" The young woman in Versace looked at the dagger in the dragon's hand in surprise, obviously she also saw the scene of the young man's murder just now.

"Oh, you said this, the quality is too bad." After clicking twice, Long reached out and snapped the dagger in two, "Look!"

Hearing the two crisp ding-dong sounds of the broken dagger falling to the ground, the young man was really frightened, and immediately got up and ran away regardless of the pain.But Long interrupted his thought with a cold shout, "Run away?"

The young man, who had been frightened by the fierce methods displayed by the dragon, held his head and crouched on the ground. After a while, the police rushed over and took the unlearned guy back to the police station. They also reluctantly took notes together.

After Long and the young woman wearing Versace came out of the police station, the somewhat absent-minded Long kept paying attention to the reaction of the benefactor beside him.And the young beauty who had taken off her glasses before and revealed a petite face finally reached out to Long and said, "Thank you just now, my name is Liu Qingqing!"

"It's a small matter, Ms. Liu 223, right? Just call me Tang Xing." Long shook hands with the beautiful woman surnamed Liu and immediately let go. Although the woman in front of him was pretty, but he There is no shortage of women these days.Today is different from the past, it can only be said that Long's eyesight is no longer comparable to that of the past, fortunately he has not forgotten his real name.

Liu Qingqing looked at the man in front of her with some curiosity. She thought he was an idiot when he came up to accost her before, but after seeing how Long subdued the thief just now, she felt that it was not the same thing.Looking carefully now, there is an indescribable and inexplicable aura about Long, extremely confident, and that confident attitude is revealed inadvertently. How could such a person be a fool?

"By the way, Mr. Tang, I'm still very curious. How did you do it before?" Liu Qingqing looked at Long with a strange expression and said, "I'm talking about that dagger."

Long rubbed his nose, how can he answer this question, the beauty in front of him doesn't look like a fool, there is no way to use the same excuse a second time, and even the police from the police station have personally tested it just now, the two cut daggers are sharp Now, saying that the texture is not good is pure nonsense to fool people!

"Women are really troublesome. I snatched all the bags back for you. Just give me a thank-you gift for anyone with thousands of dollars, and then we all go our separate ways. Where did such curiosity come from..." Long said a little helplessly in the dark

He murmured to himself for a while, then turned his face helplessly and said: "Actually, I have practiced before. Do you know the iron cloth shirt with the golden bell cover?"

"Shrimp?" Liu Qingqing looked at Long in surprise, her eyes were full of shock and said: "Aren't you kidding me again, maybe you put a steel plate inside your clothes!"

Long shrugged helplessly and said, "It's fine if you don't believe it, anyway, that's the explanation I gave."

Seeing the impatience on Long's face, Liu Qingqing immediately waved her hands and said, "No, no, I'm just too surprised. I didn't expect that kind of kung fu to exist in the world. I always thought it only existed in movies and novels. !"

"Hehehe..." Long smiled embarrassingly, and then secretly said in his heart: "What's so surprising, "Pokemon" and Pokemon don't just exist in games and anime, but The result? Forget it, let’s stop talking nonsense, pay quickly to be serious, otherwise who will have the motivation to do good deeds in the future!”

Chapter 317 Punish the crime and hear the bad news

"Thank you for your help just now. Shall I treat you to dinner?" Liu Qingqing sent out the invitation very suddenly, but now Long is not in the mood to accompany the beautiful woman to dinner. Otherwise, why did he see injustice just now?

"I'm not hungry yet..." After Long rejected Liu Qingqing, the two of them just stood there in a daze, while the little beauty stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.Mainly this guy, Long, can he just leave after rejecting him? What's the point of being in a stalemate with him now?

Liu Qingqing didn't expect that she would take the initiative to ask someone to eat, but she would be rejected so flatly. This was a bit of a blow to a self-esteemed beauty.And Long, who had been waiting for the other party to express something, felt a little helpless when he saw the little beauty in front of him looking at him sullenly.

"That's all, just now it's just a matter of being brave." Long scratched his head, even though his face had been cultivated very thickly, he still couldn't pull himself together to ask Liu Qingqing for money.After thinking for a while, Long asked again: "Which direction is Luzhou City heading now?"

Liu Qingqing, who was rejected by people, was really upset, so after hearing Long's nonsensical words, she immediately said angrily: "I'm not a navigator or a compass, how do I know the direction? I don't know if you're going to Luzhou Do you ride by yourself?"

With a dark face, Long Hei muttered to himself, if I had the money to ride a car, I wouldn't need to spend so much talking here.Long, who really couldn't continue communicating with the little beauty in front of him, waved his hands and said, "There will be a period later!"