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Shen Lingmin showed everyone a back view, and walked to the entrance in home clothes, first glanced at the cat's eye, and found that it was blocked by someone, she opened the door speechlessly and complained:

"Why do you play this trick every time you come..."

After speaking, she was dumbfounded as soon as she opened the door.

Standing outside the door was not Qi Xiaodian or Xiao Ma as she had expected, but Liu Han and Wang Shichong... One of them was dressed in a normal way, and the other was very scary.Cotton slippers, sweatpants, cotton pajamas... This looks like he just came out of home, right?Brother, does Miss Mi know your outfit?Are you too casual?

"You... Liu Han, how did you dress up like this?"

Shen Lingmin asked blankly, while Wang Shichong gestured to Shen Lingmin to signal her to keep quiet.Then, after handing the two baguettes in his hands to Liu Han, the two walked in fiercely one after the other.

The barrage fans were watching the whoring teacher control the sword girl to kill all directions, but suddenly saw two old men in the video walking in with a long object in their hands from the corner of their eyes.Everyone was a little puzzled, and after taking a closer look, they suddenly exclaimed:

"Fuck?"

……

"Teacher, teacher, behind! Behind!"

"Teacher, behind you! My dog ​​and the principal!! They are watching you!"

"Welcome the principal, welcome my dog! Brothers, let's go in formation~"

"666666, what are these two holding in their hands?"

"It seems to be a baguette, right? Is this a delicious bread, and I sent it to the teacher specially? Wow, this friendship is really important."

"But looking at the expressions of the two of them, I always feel that they have bad intentions..."

"Brother, I feel like something is going to happen."

"I agree, I feel that the teacher is going to be completely cool."

……

The barrage was turbulent, but PDD was so focused on the game that he naturally had no time to take care of the scene behind him, even if the barrage kept reminding him, he didn't see it.

And ZZC on the side had already seen the two people behind him, but after the principal gave him a stroke of "shh", he didn't dare to speak, and he didn't dare to remind PDD that there was someone behind you.Feeling a little uncomfortable, he could only lower his head and continue to control his blind monk.

"Crash."

The headmaster originally wanted to catch him by surprise, but after standing there for a long time, he found that PDD hadn't looked back, so he pinched the plastic bag of the baguette in embarrassment, trying to attract the attention of the prostitute teacher.

Sure enough, this trick worked. When PDD heard the movement behind him, he turned his head instinctively. Then he felt a yellow light flash in front of his eyes, and he felt a collision with a soft object in his head.

"Bang~"

The baguette hit the teacher's head, the sound was thick, but it didn't hurt.But this action frightened PDD to stand up...

Seeing him standing up in panic, Liu Han also joined the battle with a smile and gave him a stick.

"Ouch~"

……

Two minutes later, PDD looked at the two of them with some embarrassment, and asked with some doubts while taking advantage of the wave of team battle deaths:

"How did you two come here?"

Liu Han pointed to Wang Shichong who was sitting on the sofa beside him:

"He forcibly pulled me up from the bed, you can understand my outfit. I still wear slippers on my JIO!"

After finishing speaking, he gave the baguette to Principal Wang.

"Why don't you let me change my shoes anyway?"

"Change your egg! How long will it take for you to finish, I'm giving you a one-minute countdown, and then you just follow me!"

"Huh? I... I've only been here for 20 minutes. This game is very slow, and the soonest I have to..."

"I don't listen to your ink marks, just a minute, you hurry up and explain to your barrage, and then let's leave! Today, the broadcast will be closed for a while in advance, I have something to do with the old prostitute, brothers, please save face!"

The latter sentence Wang Shichong said to the barrage, and he, Principal Wang, has already spoken, what else can others say?Honestly call 666...

Chapter 991 What's Missing?

Teacher whoring said goodbye to the audience in the live broadcast room and everyone in his game within a minute.

At the beginning when he said that he was a PDD, no one believed him, and his teammates kept calling him a scam.As a result, after he asked these people to watch Panda TV, everyone stopped talking after watching it.

Ma Dan, when you open your live broadcast room, what the hell are the two big guys holding these long wooden sticks behind you?

Then take a closer look, damn it!Isn't this the principal?

Therefore, the teammates who watched the PDD live broadcast also gave him this face and did not report him.After making a reservation for a friend seat, PDD agreed, then directly closed the game, waved to the audience in the live broadcast room, and before he could close the broadcast, he was grabbed by Principal Wang by the neck.

"Hey, wait a minute, hey, I'm stunned outside, can you let me change clothes?"

"Change another chicken! Hurry up! There is air conditioning in the car!"

"Brother, don't make trouble. Have you ever seen a person wearing big pants when going out in this weather? I'll just put on some pants and a jacket, okay? I beg you two. Fuck 400! Don't pull, don't pull! The broadcast hasn't turned off yet! "

As soon as Liu Han came up and wanted to take off his pants, PDD struggled even harder.

Fortunately, Shen Lingmin was smart, and when she saw that her boyfriend was about to have an accident, she hurriedly found two of his clothes and gave them away.

"Take it and go, wear it while waiting for the elevator!"