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Chapter 1025 The mentality is broken

Yang Mi's three basic tactics to deal with Liu Han are: act like a baby first, then act cute after acting cute, and then be black-bellied after acting cute.

For example, when the two first met, after Yang Mi cooked for her lover, she would take the initiative to ask Liu Han to wash the dishes left behind.Whenever Liu Han is lazy, Sister Yu will hold his arm and start acting like a baby.If Liu Han is still not happy, then she will pretend to be pitiful, saying that dishwashing liquid hurts hands, is not good for the skin, and is easy to get wrinkles, etc., which is very pitiful.

If Liu Han is still unmoved, then Sister Yu will obediently wash the dishes, and then "accidentally" make the sound of pots, pans and pans colliding with each other very loudly, and maybe even drop a few Under the circumstances, Liu Han had no choice but to take over the job obediently, and then Sister Yu left happily with a victorious expression.

Don't look at her nonchalant appearance, in fact, if you really peel off the shell and look at the flesh, it is definitely black.

And when Sister Yu wants to do something, she usually shows this expression.

This kind of expression looks very innocent, but in fact, everything that happened has something to do with her.

How do you say something?A dog that bites does not bark, but sneaks its mouth.It's talking about Yujie's current state, but what about the final 763 result?Look at Yi Suwan, fortunately, everything on this girl's face is real, and she has never used a knife.Otherwise, according to her crying method with snot and tears, the prosthesis of the bridge of the nose or chin will be crooked.

After all, the second idiot was simpler, seeing that Yang Mi did not say anything, he looked at Yi Suwan wiping tears in a strange way.

She was also very puzzled.

All hardships come to an end?Shouldn't that be a good meaning?Yang Mi's use of this word basically means that her previous hard days are over, and since she has decided to move to the Celestial Dynasty, it means that her life should be sweet and happy.If you cry, you should also leave tears of excitement, right?It's not the virtue of wanting to cry the sky like this, right?How awesome are Chinese people's feelings so rich?No wonder your Korean dramas are so heart-piercing that your parents get into a car accident...

But thinking about it, she still asked in English:

"KU, JIN, GAN, LAI, do you know what this idiom means?"

As soon as Yi Suwan said this, she began to make "齁" and "彁" sounds, which sounded like seals, and then both eyes were swollen, and she looked at Tuesday with all the makeup on.

"Woohoo ... is the tears that the crying person falling down is gold, then ..."

"Wait a minute, why are you crying? You cry... oh~~~"

The second idiot finally came to his senses, and then showed an appearance of being completely defeated by mental retardation.

After playing for a long time, this sister is such a stupid and cute creature, how can she have the kind of style when dancing?I've said it all, don't show off idioms, do you really think you are a professional player?Do you think you are UZI?In the end...you are just Ah Shui, brother.You were not taken away by UZI stuck in the attack distance A face 4 with a Q, you were suddenly killed by your own stupidity...

"Listen, KU, JIN, GAN, LAI, in Tianchao means that you have passed a lot of hard times, but now it should be sweeter. Do you understand? What sister means is that you should also live a few days now It's time to prove that she has accepted you, understand?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Yi Suwan was still crying, but when she heard Tuesday's explanation, she thought the game was going to be cold, but suddenly there seemed to be a turning point.It seems... I can fight back?

"What... what do you mean?"

"It means that you will live a very sweet life in the future! Why are you so stupid? Is there any other explanation in your country? Wow, your plagiarism of culture is really a failure. Did you steal the dough instead of the rolling pin? ? Wow, Yi Suwan, it's too scary to be uneducated~"

Tuesday's complaint came in a timely manner, and Yi Suwan didn't care about her poisonous tongue after listening to it. Instead, after thinking for a while, she looked at Yang Mi with eyes swollen from crying.As a result, at a glance, she saw Yujie's eyes looking at her with a playful, curious, and interested look.That looks like saying...

"You cry, cry, yo? Why don't you cry?"

She stared blankly at Sister Yu, and asked in Chinese, stuttering:

"Pick...pick why... I... I... Kuo Yi and... Lou Han are together... Qile??"

"I didn't refuse either? But it depends on your performance, doesn't it? Concubine Yi."

After Yang Mi finished speaking, she suddenly found that Yi Suwan's tears flowed down again.After she knew that her heart-piercing and hysterical appearance just now were all caused by her misunderstanding, her mentality collapsed again.

"Wow……"

But on Tuesday, he came to his senses, and while handing a tissue to the little waist sister next to him, he looked at Yang Mi speechlessly.

"Sister, did you do it on purpose?"

"... who knows~ right?"

Yang Mi blinked narrowly, looking like "the baby is very happy to do something, but I just won't tell you".

Then, Sister Yu knocked on the table with her fingers, and brought Yi Suwan, who was in a state of collapse, back to her senses, and then said fiercely:

"Don't cry! Don't wake up my daughter!"

Yi Suwan understood, and Yi Suwan shut up, but the "hmmmm" sound from her nose sounded like a very wronged child, matched with her swollen eyes.The temperament of the house goddess has long since disappeared, and all that is left is endless grievances. She looks like a little daughter-in-law who has met a very fierce in-laws.

And on Tuesday, after passing another piece of toilet paper to Yi Suwan, he said to the little waist sister next to him:

"Okay, isn't everyone happy now? Don't cry, or my husband will come back from West Lake State in a while, my God... Seeing you like this, maybe I think my sister and I have done something to you ? Are you right?"

Yi Suwan nodded, because she didn't dare to make a sound, so she could only keep sucking her nose.Then, after waking up the snot with unladylike paper, she suddenly stood up, walked to the side, put her hands on her waist towards Tuesday and Yang Mi, and then bowed at ninety degrees.

"Thank you very much! Thank you!! Please give me more advice in the future! I will try my best to do well!"

Seeing her appearance, Yang Mi's face softened a little, and she agreed:

"Ah."

Chapter 1026 is gone.

Yi Suwan's attitude from beginning to end made Yang Mi feel very satisfied, like a woman who has experienced many things and finally understands where her happiness lies.So, she let go and accepted her with the mentality of a royal empress.And the next thing is simple, it's time to get to the bottom of it.

After all, everyone will stir the spoons in the same pot in the future, and get to know each other.

So, with a look at Yang Mi, she immediately ordered a bunch of things on Tuesday, and then started chatting while eating and drinking.After all, it was getting late, so it was purely after dinner.The pasta and sandwiches are pretty good.

And Liu Han eats more normally when eating here.

A table of authentic Hangbang dishes was served beautifully on a plate.