On Tuesday, he laughed and thanked a wave of gifts, took a sip of water, and interacted with the barrage.Then I saw a bullet screen saying:

"Honey, please call my dog. He's been pigeonholed for a week. Let us know if he's dead or alive?"

Seeing the bullet chat about Liu Han, she quickly opened the lock screen, and then read the bullet chat word by word.Then when the screen was turned on, a group of dog legs who were squatting on Tuesday for a moment collectively distorted the rhythm.

"Joke, what does it matter to me whether that dog is dead or alive! You tell him, I won't go back! I want to see my wife!"

"Didn't the dog say it last time, I'm going to start a business recently, so I guess I'm busy."

"Tsk tsk, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is now being broadcast by more and more people, but the live broadcast is not as interesting as a dog."

"Hehe, a group of people compete for the position of the first brother every day, and they can be thankful for a long time if they do Buddha jump over the wall. I'm really speechless, so I haven't seen it in the market?"

"Yes, yes, there is a little local tyrant pretending to be B that he can eat chicken and get 10 Buddha jumps over the wall. I'm afraid he has never seen my little sister who came here for you."

"What the hell, shit, it's still not on the air? If it's on or off on Tuesday, I'm abducted!"

……

Sure enough, in the live broadcast room on Tuesday, when the number of live broadcasts has increased exponentially in the past few days, a large group of dog legs are exuding resentment.

And Tuesday, who was obviously not the first day dealing with the dog legs, immediately laughed.

"Hey, the daily black dog has started again? What's the next daily task? Yes, my dog ​​is live broadcasting, right?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the tempo of the bullet screen, which had been mocking just now, suddenly changed.

"Let the dog come back and stop wandering outside. The dogs miss him."

"Damn it, that crazy dog ​​who is drifting away, hurry up and get him back to the live broadcast! The bastards miss him!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows

"The upstairs is too much, why are you crying, I want to cry when you cry, wow wow wow, you bastards are going home!"

"The dogs are going home!"

"We're going home!"

"Go home, go home! Woooooooooooooo..."

……

On Tuesday, watching the originally funny barrage suddenly turned into a little tadpole looking for his mother, he couldn't cry or laugh for a while.And since she hadn't seen her lover for a week, she really missed him, so she took out her phone and took a picture of these people's barrage and sent it to Liu Han.

Then he said something to the barrage:

"You guys wait, Miss Sister will avenge you!" Then he called Liu Han.

After two beeps, the phone was connected directly. On Tuesday, in order to prevent Liu Han from leaking his words, he quickly opened his mouth and said:

"My dog, my dog, this is a call from the first pure and invincible little loli of the invincible panda and bear in the universe!"

Liu Han, who was driving, immediately understood the meaning of "Tuesday" when he heard it, and swallowed the phrase "little fool" in his stomach in an instant.

"Second idiot, what's wrong?"

On Tuesday, he was already used to being labeled as a second idiot, so he said indifferently:

"Next, I want to say a few words to you on behalf of the dogs. Take a look at the photo I sent you from Weixin first."

When Liu Han, who was driving, heard this, he quickly glanced at the rear view mirror on the right, and when he found that there was no car behind him, he blinked twice and then slowly stopped on the side of the road.

After opening the prestige, I saw the picture sent to myself on Tuesday, and when I opened it, I saw the bullet screen on the Tuesday full of "The dog legs want to go home." "The dog legs have no home." and so on His words immediately made him feel guilty.

On Tuesday, after seeing that Liu Han was silent, he said directly:

"Next, let me tell you a few words about the barrage in my live broadcast room, listen up."

After speaking, looking at the fast-rolling barrage, he chose one and said:

"My dog, brothers know that you are busy, and starting a business is a good thing. Brothers are supportive. But if you are not broadcasting live, believe it or not, I will paste a bag of rice at the door of your company..."

After reading this, Tuesday hurriedly stopped talking, with a look of disgust.

"Well, this one doesn't count, it's too disgusting. Well, this one, listen up."

"Killing dogs to sacrifice to heaven! Sacrifice to heaven!!! Hey, this one is too bloody, you are listening..."

Liu Han hurriedly said:

"Okay, okay, stop reading, I guess those people can say anything after reading it. Are all the water friends in your live broadcast room now?"

On Tuesday, he and his water friends heard Liu Han's words, and then heard the second idiot shout into the microphone:

"Are the dogs here? If they are, detain 666."

As soon as the voice fell, 666 instantly filled the screen.

……

In the Panda headquarters, all the super tubes looked at the live broadcast room on Tuesday, which was several times more active than the live broadcast room of PDD, and everyone showed a look of surprise.

"What's the situation? Another local tyrant gave Er He a Buddha jumping over the wall?" A superman asked.

But immediately the colleague shook his head, glanced at the phone and said:

"No, Brother Gou is on the phone with Tuesday. Hey, you bastard, you haven't come back to broadcast live yet! You bastards are going home!!"

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