"Are you sick? Are you crazy? Why are you blocking the door if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the people below quickly shouted:

"Damn it, you still dare to resist? That who, take out the thunder in the crotch, let him taste the big guy!"

"Boom!" The grenade was thrown directly into the window, but fortunately Liu Han dodged so fast that only a little blood was blown off him.But he said indignantly:

"Hey, just say it, don't do it! You're throwing thunder, and I'll scratch your door, don't you believe it?"

……

For the first time, he felt that he was too naive.He lost City Y at the beginning, and as soon as he landed, three or four people ran towards him.Seeing that there were so many people, he could only hide in this room. Just as he picked up a submachine gun, he heard someone outside shouting:

"Brothers, the dog is in this room. You two have guns. Keep it safe. I'll go find some supplies. If he escapes today..."

"Don't worry, he can run, I will quit the Gay Gang丨 Gun Company from now on!"

……

"??? Black question mark." Liu Han faintly felt that something was wrong. After guarding the stairs on the second floor, he planned to observe the movement first, and the result was the current situation.

"Hey, brother down there, isn't it good to be alive?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of vehicles came from City Y, and then he ran to the window and saw two cars driving towards his house.Liu Han subconsciously squeezed the mouse tightly, planning to jump out of the window and run away as soon as the two sides fired.

But his hopes were quickly dashed.There were two cars in total, a jeep and a sedan, and they seemed to be coming from the Y city garage. The cars were accompanied by a burst of music, which made everyone let down their vigilance.

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Taoism is impermanent..." In the strong rhythm, a clear girl's voice came out.Then I heard the female character speaking Northeast dialect jump out of the car first.

"Hey, big brother, friendly army, friendly army, we belong to the second wife's family. I heard that you are short of supplies, so I came here on purpose! Not much to say, the green of forgiveness on the top of your head is enough to show your identity?"

After speaking, he took the initiative to put bullets, bandages, medical kits, drinks, etc. on the floor.

"Where is the dog? Dog, come out and let our brothers see it. I heard that you are with my wife? Come, come, come down, I will give you a green helmet..."

"..." Seeing more and more people below, Liu Han sighed suddenly.

"This game is getting harder and harder to play..."

……

In the end, the farce ended with more than 10 fat and strong men rushing to the second floor and beating Liu Han to death with one punch after another. Then, the charge sounded, and everyone successfully knocked out the lower left under the explosion of a grenade. The corner's kill prompt swiped the screen.

After Liu Han silently exited the game, he looked at a bunch of 666 words on the barrage, and suddenly said:

"I originally planned to send 100 gifts today. Since everyone is saving face so much, even my wife's family came to send warmth. Well, I will send 200 gifts, okay? Now you can go to Weibo to draw a lottery and leave a message, 5 minutes I will draw a lottery in the future, and if you don’t give me your address privately for the winner, I will ask other brothers to blow up your Weibo every minute!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Han sneered as he looked at the group of dog legs who frantically commented on his Weibo after hearing that there was a gift.

"Hehehe, young man."

……

In the middle of the night, in a community, a girl who had just graduated from college and planned to start a new life through Taobao suddenly received news from Wangwang.com.

"My dear, do you have any green hats?"

"??? Someone really wants this color? Could it be..." The girl suddenly showed sympathy, and then quickly replied:

"some."

"I see it written on your store, you can customize your own personalized LOGO, right?"

"That's right, what logo do you want to order?"

"I want more. I want 200 pieces, all of which are fresh and emerald green. If you want the address, I can send it to you directly, right?"

"200 tops?" The girl's sympathetic gaze immediately turned into a pattern of soft girl coins.

"Okay, you can send it directly, and then go to the link to take 200 hats, and then tell me the LOGO you want to add on the hat."

"Okay, free shipping?"

"Bag!"

……

"Well, it's done. Winners, are you sure that your addresses are filled in correctly?" Liu Han asked the barrage with a smile:

"That's right, hurry up and send it. It's a bit of a grind."

"My dog ​​is really caring, don't say much, a lobster is here!"

"Promise! Can a lobster satisfy him? Dog, thank you for your hard work. This Buddha jumping over the wall is not a respect!"

……

Liu Han saw gifts flying all over the sky on his public screen, and suddenly laughed.

"Is no one wondering what the gift I gave you?"

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the barrage that whetted his appetite exploded instantly.And Liu Han laughed badly after looking at their answers, and put the photo of the hat in the screenshot just now on the computer screen.

"Da da, the green hat! Hahaha, 200 people, one counts as one, and you are sure to wear this green hat engraved with the knight's code!"

"..."

"Is it my eyes? Is it really green?"

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