PUBG Mobile

Yang Mi is actually a computer idiot.No, to be precise, she is a computer idiot who can't even type well.

Her understanding of computers is still at the stage of her teenage years, when she secretly went to an Internet cafe, opened Q and hung up to watch a movie.Liu Han has seen someone send an email to her mailbox more than once, and she used One Finger Zen to type the password word by word.

But strictly speaking, she really hasn't touched the game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds...

So, when she heard the song "Happy Breakup" from the earphones, she suddenly became interested in the game her lover had been playing...

"Honey, how about you teach me how to play this?"

When Liu Han heard this, he looked at Yang Mi in surprise.But because of this one glance, he directly crashed the car into a tree. When he was about to back up, a jeep and a Bounce stuck it directly, and then quickly jumped down from the car, and the two shot at each other randomly. dead him.

"..."

Looking at the group of people playing disco on his urn, he sighed in despair.

"I said, can you understand something? How can I eat chicken if you are all like this? How can I give you benefits if you don't eat chicken? Do you seem to be spreading it?"

As a result, Yang Mi looked at her lover's helpless look, and patted him angrily.

"Look at your stingy look, let's draw one now, and then quickly teach me how to play this game 997, I also want to let people break up happy every day..."

Seeing Yujie's rich and powerful appearance, Liu Han nodded:

"Okay, everyone open Weibo, okay, hurry up and pay attention to my Weibo in the live broadcast details, I want to draw a lottery! A shopping cart with a quota of [-] yuan, can you do it in seconds? After posting Weibo, the first person to leave a message of blessing of."

After speaking, he clicked on his Weibo and switched the live broadcast to the desktop.Then after writing a lottery Weibo, he shouted at the people in the video:

"Ready! 3,2,1"

Then just a second after sending, he looked at the 99+ message replies in his notification bar, and quickly clicked on Weibo comments.

"Congratulations to this...my brother and I, you have won the lottery. I will chat with you privately and send you your Taobao address!"

After speaking, it seemed that the name of this water friend was a bit ridiculed, and he shook his head and laughed.After logging in to this buddy's Taobao with a black screen, I opened the shopping cart and saw a black line.

"Brother, I can understand you buying an IPHONE, but what the hell is this masturbation cup? Let me see, what the hell, it's electric heated, and it can spray? What the hell is there Bluetooth?? You're a bit oily, I'll wipe it... oh !"

Yang Mi couldn't stand it, she held Liu Han's ear and shouted:

"Are you still looking at the instructions for use? Check out quickly, are you going to die?"

Knowing that he had made a mistake, Liu Han quickly clicked the settlement button, and said helplessly after seeing the prompt that the payment was successful.

"Let's talk about it first. If there is such a discordant thing, I will replace it directly. Your uncle, this kind of thing is so advanced now? It also has Bluetooth... Hey, don't say it, the function is up It's quite complete. Brother, I think you still need a girlfriend."

When a group of old drivers saw that the first buddy who won the lottery was so sensible, everyone immediately laughed.Although they didn't put so many weird things in the shopping cart, after seeing Liu Han's words, with curiosity about this thing, they started searching on Taobao one after another, and a wave of merchants selling that thing became fatter. .

After paying the bill, Liu Han looked at the group of water friends clamoring to stop him, stood up decisively, and waved at Yang Mi:

"Come on, I'll teach you how to play. If they want to snipe you, just turn off the video."

Sure enough, as soon as this poisonous trick came out of his mouth, the barrage changed direction one after another.

"Swear to protect Miss Sister!"

"I'll wipe, the breeder is coming? Wait for me to download, I'll be on the number right away!"

"Miss, I'm coming! If you win, I will accompany you to rule the world. If you lose, we will collectively change the vest on Tuesday!"

……

After Yang Mi sat down, she was a little nervous as an anchor for the first time facing the camera, but after all, these people are "breeders' dogs" who have been with each other for many days, so she quickly relaxed from the nervousness, After entering the ruins square, Liu Han began to teach her some basic operations.

"They blocked me, what should I do if I can't get out? Why can't I hear them?"

After Yang Mi probably knew that WASD was up, down, left, and right, she shook the mouse, looked at the crowd that surrounded her tightly, and asked curiously.

As a result, as soon as the voice fell, Liu Han turned on the public voice, and a bunch of messy voices came out suddenly:

"Get out of the way, the breeder lady needs to get familiar with the operation!"

"Hurry up, high-energy warning, non-combatants give up the safe passage!"

"Miss, I like you!"

When Yang Mi heard this voice, she narrowed her eyes and said happily into the microphone:

"Yeah, thank you, I like you too!"

After saying this, all the water friends who watched Liu Han's live broadcast to manipulate the characters immediately began to confess their love.

"Miss breeder, I like you too!"

"I've known you since My Dog started broadcasting!"

"I wish you and me Gou He He Mei Mei, happy forever!"

……

"Oh, what this person said is nice, thank you, cute girl!"

Listening to everyone's praise and blessings, Yang Mi felt for the first time that she rarely interacted closely with offline fans, so it turned out that it was such a happy thing to communicate with fans at such a close distance.

And when Liu Han, for the sake of safety, taught Da Mimi, who is quick to learn the game, to jump to R City, which is the most suitable for beginners, looking at the skydiving team with at least 20 people around him, he said to Yang Mi speechlessly:

"Did you see this group of people? Whether they are your true fans or fake dog legs, you will know when they land."

Yang Mi waved her hand indifferently: