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"JJ, why are you wearing such thick clothes?"
"Increase the backpack capacity, don't you see a 30 capacity displayed on the clothes?"
"Uh……"
……
"JJ, the poison is here, hurry up and go."
"It's okay, I picked up a gas mask, you run first, I should lose blood slower than you..."
"..."
……
Lin Junjie successfully turned into a joke player, and various jokes emerged one after another.It made Liu Han so angry and funny that he didn't know how to deal with it.
In the first game, under Liu Han's powerful carry, after killing 9 people, the two successfully ate chicken.And Liu Han glanced at JJ's 0-kill computer screen, and asked curiously:
010 "How is it? How is the game experience?"
JJ answered very seriously, and after thinking carefully, he said:
"The game experience is a bit poor, I feel like I can't hit people. I can't even see the bullets, and I can't control the line of the gun..."
"……Ugh."
After a long sigh, watching the water friends keep mocking and calling others "the founder of bladder shooting", "faith water gun" and "prostate shooting"... He thinks it's better to pretend that nothing happened.
So, the two backed out again, and according to what Liu Han said, they continued to queue for the next round.At this moment, JJ, who was addicted to the fresh experience of the game, seemed to suddenly think of something, and asked Liu Han:
"Hey, Ah Han, what's the room number of your live broadcast room, I'll go and see what the barrage is talking about."
"..."
Looking at the curious JJ, how dare Liu Han let him see?God knows how angry this guy will be after watching it.It is difficult for people who have not been with dog legs for a long time to understand whether their words are mocking you or liking you.
This is also the reason why many newcomers are afraid to communicate with everyone at the beginning, and can only watch silently.
These people are the scariest of pandas...
Chapter 502
There are now more than 30 self-organized groups in the Dogleg Legion.And they are all large groups, like 2000 people.
Many newcomers will experience the meticulous care of many big bosses when they first enter. For example, newcomers post photos first, and if they pass, they will mention you for management. If they are not qualified, you can go to the small black room.
For example, bigwigs often talk about some high-end topics, such as "This person's RQ is very low, but the DM activity is very high. Did the panda forget to adjust the ratio?" This abbreviation of English letters and Chinese characters, Mengxin is the most frequently seen.
Or some kind of welfare, Mengxin was just about to grab a red envelope, but saw the boss who just said that he would give out welfare quickly typed a combination of English letters and numbers, such as SW-130, EBOD-499 Strange words like this, and then a group of people frantically sent words such as "Thank you, boss", "Big brother's life is safe", "After I taste it, I must send a red envelope to the boss in private chat".
This caused them to be a little confused. Those who just joined the group were ignorant, and they couldn't get in the way if they wanted to chat with everyone, so they could only hide in the corner silently and watch the bosses chat.
This is a newcomer who has just joined the group, and then, some hard-working people quickly understand some of the rules in this group after staying in the group for a few days.
The benefits of the bosses must be carefully selected numbers that will be dialed. If the boss sends it, then you must search it, what?you will not?Brother, go and look at the group files, there is a search artifact in there, fool-like usage, just look at it.
You also need to understand the English abbreviations spoken by the bosses. RQ means popularity, and DM means barrage. It’s just that the bosses are too lazy to type these because of too many pinyin.
The bosses said that the house rounds, if you have a room number, you must check it out, because there is either a little lolita dancing, or two cosplaying various cartoon images, one attacking and one receiving two cute girls kissing.
Therefore, after a few days or a week of baptism, the new recruits who have studied hard have just left the recruit company, directly inherited the glorious tradition of the dog-legged army, and joined the ranks of veterans.
"To be elegantly dirty¨"
This slogan has been passed down from generation to generation.
……
As for someone like Lin Junjie who is not even considered a newcomer, if he suddenly saw the army of dog legs chatting, it is estimated that although this buddy is already in his early 30s, it is estimated that his poor endurance will definitely not be able to withstand this group of people. Powerful offensive.
So, just to be on the safe side, Liu Han shook his head and said:
"I advise you, don't watch my barrage. Because most people can't accept it. Except for my live broadcast room, there is really no one else who is more dirty than this group of people. So...JJ, I advise you, cherish life and stay away from it." My live broadcast room. This is the advice of being a brother!"
"So scary? No way? Can your barrage be scarier than the 8 below?" Lin Junjie obviously didn't believe it.
"...Don't believe me? Room number 666, come and take a look."
Liu Han shrugged, and looked at him with sympathy.
"Brother, your head is really strong!"
And taking advantage of the countdown, Lin Junjie quickly found Liu Han's room number and got in.He was too lazy to log in to his account, otherwise he would have to verify it with his mobile phone, which would be too troublesome, so he just took a look at it as a tourist and left.
In less than a minute, he backed out with a pale face, then silently closed the website, staring at the game in a daze without saying a word.But the eyes still seem to be full of the scenery just now:
"Squirt gun Falin Junjie!"
"Bladder burst Lin Junjie!"
"Prostate marksmanship is merciful, calling CALL for me JJ!"
"JJ, hurry up and come to women's clothing! It's very comfortable~"
"Hey hey, brother, ward rounds, right? Come on, this is the best women's dress in the village, put it on first and then talk."
……
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