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"Fuck off, we don't know what kind of pig you sing?"

"How ugly you sing, you don't have any pressure in your heart?"

"Speaking of which, the principal doesn't sing very well. It's like howling a donkey."

"Yes, it is estimated that the three of them can compete with each other. The combination of pigs, dogs and donkeys? But they are always better than my dragon god."

"Hey? There are little dragons? RUA! The friendly little zombies are here!"

……

I have to say that pigs and dogs are not as good as this group. The live broadcast effect is really explosive. The two talkative kings are spraying each other. of.

Not to mention the quality of chicken-eating skills, just the cross talk between the two is worth the ticket price.

Therefore, the two of them entered the game after a series of rants, and then, the teacher who was drinking water suddenly heard Liu Han's roar:

"Paratrooper No. [-]! Courier, you are a jungler and start picking up parcels!"

"Pfft..." Teacher prostitute was startled, a sip of water sprayed onto the computer screen, and then saw the computer screen suddenly bloom, flashed a few times and then went black...

"Cough, what the fuck? Eh? Is there a power outage?" PDD asked quickly when the computer screen in front of him went black, and then saw that the other two monitors were lit (PDD live broadcast has three monitors.), He quickly patted the screen in front of him suspiciously.

After being slapped by him, the computer screen squeaked twice, and a wisp of blue smoke emerged from the top cooling hole.

PDD: "..."

Liu Han had already parachuted, but after seeing the teacher who followed the route and flew to the upper right corner of the map before parachuting, he immediately asked with some doubts:

"Teacher, where is the person?"

Fans in the prostitute teacher's live broadcast room saw Liu Su's non-stop patting and beating, and said speechlessly:

"Wow, brother, can you believe my screen is black?"

Liu Han was punching a big bald man with his fist, and after hearing PDD's words, he asked with some doubts:

"How can it be black?"

The prostitute teacher was speechless.

"You screamed so loudly that I was so scared that I sprayed out the water I drank. After spraying it on the screen, the display went black... Wow, this is also possible? Brother, are you a dog?"

One sentence directly detonated the live broadcast room.

"Hahahaha, I feel sorry for Sao Pig for a second."

"Dogs are really poisonous..."

"Second battalion commander!! Huh? Second battalion commander? Indifference has been lost?"

"Why did you call me?"

"It's really dark? Live broadcast effect?"

……

PDD looked at the sentence on the barrage, took it directly, took the camera down and pointed it at his computer and said:

"Look at it for yourself, except for these two to watch the live broadcast barrage, the main display is really black... Hey, what are you doing to lie to you... Hey, Liu Han, am I dead?"

Hearing this sentence, Liu Han glanced at the prompt in the lower left corner and said casually:

"You were beaten to death by NVZHUANGDALAO..."

PDD scratched his head and said with some heartbreak:

"This monitor should be down, dog, no, you have to pay me one."

Liu Han replied without thinking:

"Pay? I broke your monitor by myself, why should I pay?"

……

Everyone was shocked by Liu Han's remarks. They have lived for so many years, and they never thought how someone's three views would collapse to such a state...

"Did I hear it wrong? What did the dog just say?"

"You heard that right... I was also shocked by his shamelessness."

"Wow, I was shocked by my ability, why did I hear it wrong?!"

"It's not as good as a pig and a dog! It's not as good as a pig and a dog!"

"Yes three!"

"I'm sorry!"

……

PDD was also stunned. He heard this and reacted for a long time before he stammered and said:

"You... what did you say?"

While searching for things, Liu Han said as it should be:

"I said that I broke the monitor by my ability, why should I pay for it?"