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"If you say it, paint the wall, if you don't paint it, chop it up!"

"Buy bamboo rats, one for three yuan, three for ten yuan!"

"I drove a Land Rover when I was seventeen, and I didn't even ask you, I just wanted to know if I could support Yang Mi?!"

……

PDD looked at this crazy barrage, and his hands trembled in fright.But fortunately, he remembered the principal's instructions in his mind, so he quickly got on Waiwai, and then saw that the principal was already waiting in the room, he turned on the microphone and said:

"Hey, principal, can you hear me?"

"This strawberry is quite sweet, you should eat more. By the way, is the durian still in the refrigerator? Take it out and share it with us?...Huh? Hey, I'm here, I can hear you."

Principal Wang was obviously talking to Sydney, and then he replied directly after hearing PDD's words, and then the two said tacitly:

"Let's do it, let's do it."

"I pulled you, you come in."

The two of them directly entered the chicken eating group, and then the screen went black, and they entered the group in seconds.

As soon as they entered the ruins square, both of them tacitly refused to mention what happened today. After chatting for a while, they directly entered the skydiving interface.Then, the two jumped directly to the airport and started the journey of frying fish in the fish pond.

Wang Shichong's skills are still as bad as ever, and PDD is not a bodyguard.Sure enough, not long after the two landed at the airport, the principal donated directly.It is said that he was killed in the U-shaped building by two teams, which was very tragic.

Of course, this is just an official statement. In fact, the headmaster deliberately hit the man with a gun, because that's the plan.

Sure enough, as soon as he died, PDD pretended to be forced to retreat, saying that he should hurry up.At this time, after seeing her boyfriend and saying hello, Xue Li, who had been squatting on the sidelines, immediately said:

"Hey! Something happened, something happened!!! Wow, stop playing, something really happened!"

"What's the matter? India San is messing up again? What is it this time? The toilet exploded or...?"

Principal Wang's voice was full of curiosity.And because he was using the free mic, the people in the PDD live broadcast room heard the conversation between the principal and Sydney clearly. Coupled with PDD's deliberate silence, everyone immediately pricked up their ears.

"It's nothing to do with Ah San, it's Liu Han. Liu Han was exposed, and the matter between him and Sister Mi was discovered by reporters..."

"Damn it! Is it true?! Aren't they hiding well? Why were they suddenly dug out?"

"..."

PDD was almost laughing when he was listening, but he couldn't laugh, so he immediately lowered his head and lit his cigarette to hide his expression that was about to lose his grip.After taking a puff of smoke, the prostitute teacher who had calmed down a lot pretended to be curious and asked:

"What? What's the matter? What happened?"

"Old prostitute, look at Weibo, the matter of Liu Han and our sister Mi has been exposed! Damn it! Hahaha, this old dog has not hidden after all, hahahaha..."

Principal Wang can finally laugh unscrupulously. He has been holding back too hard. This acting is really not something ordinary people can do, it is too tiring.

When the principal smiled, the whoring teacher also started to laugh.

"Hahahaha... Huh~ Hey, I told this old dog to be more careful, so it's okay now. Wait a minute, I'll see what Weibo says."

After finishing speaking, the prostitute teacher didn't eat the chicken, and just switched the screen and opened his own Weibo.After finding the hot search list, I saw the top ten search list at a glance...

"Wow, that's too much? You're killing me! These two brothers..."

Seeing the attitude of the two of them, the pure water friends fans seemed to know the news...so they all showed a look of sudden realization.

"23333, a group of people are waiting for the prostitute teacher to popularize science, and it took a long time for people to find out about it."

"Damn it, Saozhu knows? He only knows about such a big thing?"

"That's not the point, okay? The problem is that it's live broadcast now, and the principal only knows about it! It's a lot of fun now, and I really want to know what the principal will say! Wow, I'm looking forward to it!"

"The principal asks for popular science! What's going on!"

……

But PDD said to the water friends:

"Hey, let me just say, you all posted some inexplicable bullet screens from the beginning today, asking for popular science and what's going on with your dog... I wondered what happened to Liu Han, but it turned out to be this... um , you want to know, don’t you? Hey, principal, all the water friends in my live broadcast room want to know what’s going on, what should I do?”

Wang Shichong secretly praised PDD.After all, he is a big anchor, and he is really professional in doing this out-of-context and hateful thing.

And the other party has started to show off his acting skills, so he can't fall behind, can he?Otherwise, the title of "Liu Han's Best Friend" will probably change hands.

"Then let's talk about it. Originally, the two of them didn't let me talk about it, so we can't comment. But now the reporters have dug it out. Since everyone is so curious, let's explain briefly. But don't worry, first Let me see what these people say, sometimes what the reporters say is like eating shit, there is no truth, so let me take a look..."

Chapter 828

After Wang Shichong's voice sounded, PDD's live broadcast room began to frantically feed people in it.Gifts are flying all over the sky.

And there is a group of very special groups in it, and suddenly several Buddhas jumped over the wall and threw them out in turn.

While watching Weibo, the whoring teacher has to take care of the emotions in the live broadcast room, so he would glance at the barrage from time to time, and immediately said after seeing someone giving a gift:

"Thanks to APLUSVABLE for sending me the Buddha jump over the wall... Well, is this A+? Really or not?"

"Thanks to IG4AM.GODV for sending the two Buddha jumping over the wall... Wow, God Wei is here too?"

"Thanks Thomas..."

"Thanks Turaf..."

"Why are you all here? Are you all so gossip? Also, it's okay for Lao Tuo, rabbit, you have eaten at Liu Han's house many times, right? Why are you here to join in the fun now... Hey, You B are really oily, come to watch the excitement? Fuck, the illusion is coming? Wow, your DOG team is not training today? Hey, principal, GODV and the others are here, and so are the people from DOG. What's too much is that if the ID just now was really A+, he would have come over from Huya to paint the 977 wall..."

PDD can't laugh or cry.But Principal Wang was very calm.