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"Husband, don't you find that my dad is a little strange?"

"I found out, your dad actually said he quit drinking... I specifically greeted everyone today and said that I have something to do in the afternoon. Don't call me for activities that cost more than five yuan. The purpose is to have a drink with him, but he..."

Yu Jie nodded, then stretched her waist, yawned and said:

"Let's go, let's go back and rest for a while. I'm a little sleepy~"

After finishing speaking, he raised his hand directly into the air, as if Lafayette was about to get up.But Liu Han took her up carefully with understanding, and helped her to their bedroom on the second floor.

As soon as she entered the room, Sister Yu took off her clothes generously, burrowed into the bed with her belly with blue veins that could be seen vaguely, and then hooked the man who was fixing her clothes with his head down:

"Come and serve me."

"Well, how does God need to serve?"

Yang Mi looked at the man who was walking slowly, and pointed to his shirt:

"Take this off first, and let Bengong inspect the thing."

"Zha~"

Liu Han quickly dropped his shirt, revealing a figure whose abs were almost invisible.As a result, she was immediately disgusted by Yang Mi:

"Tch, where did your abs go? Have you gained weight recently? Where's the mermaid line? Where's the waist of a male dog? Woohoo, where's my handsome husband? I'm not interested in you at all now! "

Seeing her start to act rascally, Liu Han rolled his eyes helplessly:

"Isn't it that I don't exercise much recently, so I'll go to the gym every day for the past two days, okay? Guaranteed that after the baby is born, you can drool over my figure every day! Okay?"

Chapter 873 What's the noise?

"Hey hey hey, good! At least six pack abs need to be practiced again! Then...then... well, I'm going to bury my face in the mermaid line! And...and...and wrap around the waist of the male dog ! And then there's the back of the cobra!"

"...Do you think your husband is Grandpa Batty? Cobra has memorized it for a long time."

"It's okay, we both have plenty of time! Let's practice together at that time! Think about it, after practice, in summer you wear a T-shirt vest and hold the child's hand, and then I wear tights and hold the child's hand ...Everywhere our family of three goes is the focus of the crowd, right! Hehehe, those married women must envy me so much! Oh, no! Husband, go quickly, you go to the gym now Well, I can't bear the thought of everyone looking at me with envy and hatred! Ah! My full vanity..."

After Yang Mi finished speaking, she immediately waved to him, telling him to leave immediately.

"Now? Are you serious?"

"Of course I'm serious! Hurry up, let's go to the gym! You can't come out without practicing 660 for three hours! Do you understand! It just so happens that my recent recipes are very light, and I will ask Sister Qian to buy some chicken breasts. My man God... hurry up and get back into good shape~~"

Seeing Yang Mi with a crazy face, Liu Han said speechlessly:

"Then...can you take a break? I'm a little sleepy and want to take a nap~"

"No way! The abdominal muscles are almost gone, and you still have the face to sleep?! Are you going? If you don't, I'm going to get angry! Woohoo, baby, your dad is going to be a waist full of swimming rings, squinting A middle-aged bald old man who is older than your mother! Woohoo, baby, you don’t know how handsome your father was when he was young! My child, my poor child! Woooooooo..."

"Damn it, sister, why are you crying whenever you say you want to cry? So powerful? If you had already had this acting skill, the movie "Big Times" wouldn't be so ruthless, right?..."

Liu Han saw that she started acting coquettishly and playful, and immediately complained, but Yang Mi grabbed the pillow and threw her over:

"Hurry up! Go to the gym! Don't touch me until there is no mermaid line! Also, male dog waist!"

"You mother-in-law is crazy! Good! Go and go! You wait for your confinement, and I will accompany you when you recover after giving birth. If you dare to be lazy, I want half of your Yang family!"

Liu Han laughed so angrily, grabbed his T-shirt, made a face at her, and walked out.

……

After he drove out, Yang's mother and Yang's father walked into Yang Mi's bedroom, and asked nervously:

"What's the matter? I heard you two were so loud and quarreling just now? Because of what? What's going on? Could it be that after we came, the child felt a little..."

"Mom, where do you want to go? Who said we had a fight?"

Seeing his daughter's speechless look, Father Yang felt that he should stand up and rely on a father's warm arm, so he said:

"I heard it just now, what a miserable child, get out of here... And then that kid said that he wanted half of our Yang family? This crime is serious enough. If it was an old feudal society, he might be arrested by the Red Guards." It's..."

Hearing Papa Yang's words, Sister Yu burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha...you two don't make me laugh, hahahahaha, ouch, mom, I can't do it, ahahahaha, my stomach hurts! Don't tease me, dad. Hahaha, I can't breathe."

Yang Mi clutched the quilt and leaned forward and back with a smile, so frightened, Yang's mother immediately supported her daughter, fearing that something would happen if she moved too much.

"Calm down, calm down, take a deep breath... Calm down! What are you doing, kid!"

After finally waiting for Yang Mi to calm down, the two old people still looked worried.Helpless, Sister Yu could only tell the whole story:

"We were going to rest today, and as soon as he took off his shirt, I found that he had lost his abdominal muscles... He has also been lazy in the past few months. He eats with me every day, and gives him all the things I can't finish. So Liu Han gained a lot of weight. He used to be in good shape, Dad, give me your phone, I have photos of us together..."

Dad Yang handed the phone to Yang Mi, and Yang Mi turned it over, and found a picture of the two of them wearing underwear before taking a bath, taking a photo in the bathroom mirror, she enlarged it and handed it to Mom Yang, saying:

"Look, Liu Han's shoulders are broad, right? The abdominal muscles are so obvious, and this. Mom, this is called the mermaid line, which is one of the sexiest signs of a man. And this...Look at how thin his waist is, yes Isn't it particularly dog-like?..."

Sister Yu gave the second elder a science popularization, and then said:

"As soon as he took off his clothes just now, I hated his good figure. Because you think, after the baby is born, I will go to do postpartum recovery, and I will definitely take him out to show my affection. You said he Isn't this figure the one who lost me? So I sent him to the gym. It's that simple, we didn't quarrel, hehehe, it has nothing to do with you, don't worry."

Sister Yu waved her hand amusedly, signaling the elders to rest assured.

"That's it... I thought it was the inconvenience caused to you after the two of us came. This kid, Xiaohan is also in good shape, why are you so demanding on him? You, with your father's Temperament is the same, it is self-willed..."

Yang Ma turned on the preaching mode.

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