Top Students Don't Need Superpowers

Winter and spring are the peak season for colds. Now that summer is over, autumn has just entered, and the daytime is still very hot. Who would catch a cold in a serious way!

"But you don't have to worry." The female doctor quickly took out a needle, "The medicine is gone, one injection can also reduce the fever, and the effect is faster."

Sanjiu quickly opened her eyes wide, her body trembled slightly, and said in a panic, "Don't get an injection!"

"Don't worry." The female doctor waved her hand, "My hand is very steady, I guarantee that one injection will go in, not two injections."

Who cares about your stability, the key is that the injection is super painful, and the fever that can be solved by taking medicine, only a fool will get an injection!

Sanjiu held Asakawa Naoki's sleeve nervously: "Anyway, I don't get injections."

Naoki Asakawa raised his eyebrows lightly: "Is there any other way?"

"Well, let me think about it..." The female doctor embraced her chest with her right hand, and sighed regretfully, as if her hands were itchy, she pondered for a few seconds and said, "Ah, there it is!"

"I still have a box of indomethacin suppositories here." The woman opened the drawer and took out a box of medicines, "Do you want to use one?"

"..."

Asakawa Naoki's expression suddenly became subtle.

Sanjiu didn't notice that the female doctor said to use, not eat, but she noticed the change in Asakawa's face, raised her pretty face, and asked curiously: "What is indomethacin suppository?"

The female doctor folded her left leg on her right leg, looked up at Asakawa, and said with a smile: "Boys are not suitable for explaining this question."

"Eh?"

Sanjiu was even more puzzled, indomethacin suppository...a name that sounds very common, why is it that a boy is not suitable for explaining it?

Is it very special?

Naoki Asakawa looked at Sanjiu, "Do you know the green onion therapy?"

Sanjiu nodded: "I know."

The so-called scallion therapy is one of the popular cults in Japan. The method is very simple. As the name suggests, you can treat a cold by inserting scallions in the patient's buttocks. From a scientific point of view, this method has no effect on the treatment of colds. As a result, only one scallion will be wasted. However, many people on Twitter claim that the personal test is effective, and that they have cured a cold with scallions. Without personal experience, there is no right to speak. Please don’t talk about the wisdom of the ancients, so that today’s Scallion therapy is well known.

"Why do you say this?"

Sanjiu looked puzzled, and a bad premonition welled up in her heart.

Asakawa Naoki said faintly: "Because... the anti-inflammatory suppositories and scallions are used in the same way."

"..."

Sanjiu suddenly opened her eyes wide, her pretty face flushed red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

It is the same as the usage of scallions. Doesn’t it mean that the kind of thing needs to be...

That's right, things like suppositories are usually absorbed through the rectum, and the method is very simple, just stuff them in.

Because the method of use is a bit shameful, it is estimated that most people have never used it, and may not even have heard of it.

"I wouldn't use that kind of thing!"

Sanjiu shouted in shame, and was about to get up, but just when she stood up, she felt dizzy and almost fell down.

"Don't be brave."

Naoki Asakawa hugged Sanjiu and sat him down on the bed.

"That's right, your fever is so high, you can't even walk now, can you?" The female doctor comforted in the tone of someone who has been there, "Don't worry, it doesn't hurt at all."

As he spoke, he stretched out two fingers and compared them in the air, "It's only three or four centimeters, very thin, it's not uncomfortable at all, relax your mind, don't be afraid, otherwise what will you do if your boyfriend makes such a request in the future? "

Shut up!It's time to see a doctor, don't drive like crazy in front of students!

Hearing this, Sanjiu subconsciously looked up at Asakawa.

If the frivolous Asakawa really wanted to do that kind of thing...Of course he refused [-]%!He wouldn't agree to such an obscene and terrible thing!

"do not look at me."

Asakawa Naoki took a deep breath, and drove away the bad images in his mind. Anti-inflammatory suppositories are very serious medical supplies, and it is not surprising at all. Please don't think of bad things!

"So, there shouldn't be such a thing in the health room?"

Asakawa Naoki looked at the female doctor and asked.

There are many medicines for treating colds, and you can take medicine and injections, but very few people choose indomethacin suppositories.

This stuff can indeed reduce fever quickly, but as you can tell from the name, its main function is to relieve pain after surgery, and the fever reduction is just a side effect.

Sanjiu soon came to her senses, that's right, if some students really used this method to treat colds, it would have already spread throughout the school.

"I usually use this by myself." The female doctor didn't mean to hide it at all, "If the expired cold medicine hadn't been recycled, I wouldn't have taken it out."

Sanjiu's pretty face flushed, and she couldn't help complaining: "Please don't take it out!"

"I prepared pain-relieving suppositories, mainly for pain relief." The female doctor pointed to her stomach and recommended to Sanjiu, "Dysmenorrhea is a terrible thing. If you can't bear it, just use a pain-relieving suppository. The medicine will relieve the pain. Guaranteed to see immediate results."

Sanjiu turned her face away: "I don't feel pain..."

Well, it's actually a little painful, but within an acceptable range, it won't affect my studies... because I don't usually study.

The female doctor has a needle in her left hand and a painkiller suppository in her right, with a playful expression on her face: "Choose, girl, injection and suppository, what do you choose?"

Sanjiu bit her lower lip: "I don't choose either."