Top Students Don't Need Superpowers

"boom."

Yihua pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose, held an inflatable hammer that she got out of nowhere in her hand, and slammed down lightly:

"Prisoners, please keep quiet. No noise is allowed in the courtroom."

Obviously there are only sofas and tables, this kind of court is too simple!

Yihua continued: "Next, ask the clerk Sanjiu to read the court rules."

"Eh? Me?" Sanjiu blinked her eyes, pursed her pink lips and said, "...be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist.

Yihua tapped the hammer again: "Suspect Asakawa, do you know what you have committed?"

"I don't know." Naoki Asakawa remained expressionless.

Yihua's expression was serious: "Siye, bring the victim Wuyue here."

"receive."

Yotsuba raised her hand in salute, and pushed May onto the chair.

"So why am I the only one who is the victim!"

May couldn't help complaining.

Yotsuba tilted her head and said, "Because Naoki Asakawa only kissed last night..."

May hurriedly covered Yotsuba's mouth, her pretty face flushed, and she shouted angrily, "Don't, don't talk nonsense!"

"Please keep the victim quiet." Yihua tapped the jackhammer, turned to look at Er Nai, "Next, let the defense lawyer Er Nai speak."

"You say that Nino is mine." Asakawa Naoki reminded.

"Bastard Asakawa!" Nino shouted angrily, "Who is yours now?"

Last night, in my dream, I almost agreed to date you. It's a great shame!

Asakawa Naoki crossed his fingers: "The defense lawyer is defending the defendant, so naturally he is mine."

"It's really like this..." Yihua took out her mobile phone, lowered her head and searched, "Next, the public prosecutor Er Nai will speak."

"Bastard Asakawa." Nino folded her hands on her chest, "You last night..."

"I want to complain." Naoki Asakawa raised his right hand.

Yihua pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose: "Defendant, please speak."

Asakawa Naoki looked at Nino and complained: "Nino used insulting titles to attack me personally, and I ask Nino to apologize to me."

"what?"

Er Nai Liu's eyebrows twitched slightly: "You really dare to say, believe it or not, I will break five of your ribs with one punch!"

In the dream, I wrote orthographic characters on my thigh, and lied to myself and Sanjiu to help you check your body, and now the villain is the first to file a complaint. How can there be such brazen people in the world? You are the one who should apologize, right?

"Judge." Asakawa Naoki looked at Kazuka, and continued, "Ninao has upgraded from a verbal offense to a threat to life, please be fair."

"Cough cough." Yihua covered her mouth with her hand and coughed twice, "Prosecutor Er Nai, please remain calm...you can move freely after the trial."

your sister!You actually signaled to the public prosecutor's court to commit a crime later, you presiding judge with a crooked ass, you should get a spanking as hard as last night!

Er Nai folded her hands in front of her chest, stepped on the sofa with her right foot, her beautiful legs wrapped in white stockings seemed to reflect the delicate luster in the sun, and said condescendingly:

"Suspect Asakawa, where were you last night?"

"sleeping at home."

"Then what dream did you have?"

"I dreamed that a zombie crisis broke out in the school, and I will take the five of you to escape from the campus."

"Ah, I guessed it right." Yotsuba opened her eyes wide, "Asakawa-san really had the same dream as us."

Yihua picked up the small jackhammer and tapped it lightly, "The defendant, please explain what happened in detail."

"It was a summer afternoon." Asakawa Naoki crossed his fingers and said casually, "I was taking a nap in class, and then I was woken up by May, who was stealing meat buns..."

"Nonsense, nonsense!" Wu Yue puffed up her cheeks, "I didn't steal meat buns in class."

Asakawa Naoki continued: "When I woke up, many people turned into zombies. Wuyue and I escaped from the classroom and found Nino squatting in the corner like a goose in the next classroom..."

"Bastard, do you dare to call me a goose?" Er Nai glared angrily.

"The idiot who doesn't know how to escape when he encounters danger, and squats on the spot with his head in his arms, isn't he a goose or something?"

Asakawa Naoki continued: "After finding Nino, I found the tearful Sanjiu."

"It's not teary." Sanjiu puffed up her face, "It's too much."

"And then find Yotsuba who was racing the football zombies on the playground..."

"Ah, I wonder why it looks so familiar." Clover patted her forehead, suddenly realizing, "So it's the big zombie in Plants vs. Zombies."

Naoki Asakawa looked at Kazuka, and continued: "Then Nino asked me to find Kazuka..."

"say no more!"

Two voices sounded simultaneously.