"You can't rest assured when you say that!"

That's not falling asleep, it's coma, who knows if important body parts will be lost after coma, so he won't dedicate himself to doing human experiments for you!

"Bang bang bang."

Mirami Aisumi walked up to Asakawa, clenched her small fist, hit Asakawa Naoki's chest a few times, and quickly said, "Young brother is in good health, there is no problem."

Guqiao Wennai said in surprise, "Is that all right?"

"That's right, the voice sounds very crisp, so don't worry about Rizu-chan."

Naoki Asakawa had black lines all over his face.

It is true that a stethoscope is often used for cardiopulmonary examinations in medicine, but the way you just did it is clearly the way to check watermelons in the supermarket, so you should be a little more serious!

"Student Asakawa himself said it was a joke." Fumino Guqiao breathed a sigh of relief, "Rizumi-chan is too serious."

Ogata Rizu covered her chest, her tone was a little hesitant: "I just encountered a problem and wanted to figure it out... Am I really serious?"

As expected of [Thumbelina made by machine], others will only make people quite uncomfortable when they say that, but it seems natural to say it from Xiao Lizhu.

"Just take a simple test and you'll know." Xiaomeilang Aicheng stretched out a finger, "Xiao Lizhu, please listen to the question, will a drop of water fall from a very high place kill people?"

"No." Ogata Rizu replied simply.

The little devil-senpai slightly twitched the corner of her mouth, "Why don't you play the cards according to the script?"

"Script?" Ogata Rizu tilted his head, "I've seen this joke before, the topic setting is not rigorous at all, full of loopholes, anyone who has studied physics knows that raindrops will reach terminal velocity in the air, it is impossible to smash dead."

"Final, terminal speed?" Fumino Fumashi looked blankly, lowered his head in shame, "I'm extremely sorry, I've studied physics for so many years, and I've never heard of this term. I'm really sorry."

"stamp--"

Mirami Aisumi poked Asakawa's arm, and said in a low voice, "Junior, what is terminal velocity?"

"Rain will be subjected to friction from the air in the process of falling, but gravity and resistance will reach a balance, and finally become a steady and uniform fall, rather than getting faster and faster. This law of physics covers a wide range. Raindrops It's just one of them, in short, under the condition of constant density and shape, gravity is proportional to the cube of length..."

"Snapped!"

Mirami Aisumi slapped Naoki Asakawa's arm with a slap: "That's fine, I don't need to talk about the rest."

"clear."

"Xiao Lizhu, let me ask you another question." Naturally, the little demon-senpai would not give up easily, and chose to attack again, "A person saw a store's parachute on Amazon that was well received, and there was no bad review. Strange, after ordering a parachute from this store, it wasn’t until one day after he opened the parachute that he finally understood why there were no negative reviews...Xiao Lizhu, why do you think there are no negative reviews?”

"Why... not?"

Ogata Rizu fell into thought.

Seeing Rizu Ogata who walked all the way to the school gate without thinking about it, Mirami Aicheng sighed: "Rizu is really too serious."

……

Asakawa Naoki walked into the classroom, read and studied as usual, and immersed himself in his corner.

In a blink of an eye, it was the first class in the morning.

As the class bell rang, a serious and rigid math teacher in a suit walked in, and the hypnotic sound caused many people to fall down on the table.

Asakawa Naoki silently checked the international news, and found that after Charles, the prince of seventy years in the world, the prime minister of the corrupt country followed suit. It is indeed a terrible country with a herd immunity policy. After swiping through netizens' comments, a note suddenly fell over.

"Snapped."

Asakawa Naoki turned his head to look at his dumb neighbor table.

Wu Yue covered half of her face with a book, but unfortunately, the dull hair on the top of her head was shaking slightly, unable to hide herself at all.

Naoki Asakawa didn't think too much, and unfolded the note silently. The math class was too boring, and the math teacher's voice was very hypnotic. May would often stimulate himself by passing notes in class to avoid falling asleep in class.

Just after unfolding the note, Naoki Asakawa was shocked.

"……Dating?"

"Cricket is a meat-wrapped monster, shall I go on a date with you to participate in the Big Eater Competition!"

Chapter 322 May sauce, well done

"Asakawa-san won't reject me, right?"

Wu Yue covered her face with a book, and secretly looked at Naoki Asakawa from the corner of her eye.

"Snapped."

A small note was thrown over.

May secretly glanced at the math teacher on the podium, then picked up the note, and carefully unfolded it like a guilty conscience.

"It's better for you to study hard now and pass the make-up exam."

Although May's emotional intelligence is not high, it is still two floors higher than Thumbelina who is too serious. She blinked and quickly understood the meaning of Asakawa Naoki.

"Reject, reject me?"

Wu Yue bit her lower lip: "Sure enough, I'm angry because of my father."

"No, no!"

"You can't just give up like this."

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