They All Want to Attack Me

"Not interested in."

Sitting on the sofa, Yu Ishigami, who was playing games while eating potato chips, directly rejected Chika Fujiwara's proposal.

"That kind of thing is not very accurate. It will use some specious and empty words to make you mistakenly think that you are that kind of person. In fact, everyone's emotions are quite complicated, and there are always some coincidences. Yes. And sometimes, even if it is completely inconsistent with your personal situation, there will be a psychological suggestion. The Barnum effect has verified this."

Hearing Fujiwara Chika's words, Takenaka Shiraha said lightly.

"No! This psychological test is absolutely very accurate, I swear in the name of the Fujiwara family!"

Fujiwara Chika said solemnly, her face full of firmness and confidence.

"You swear by Fujiwara's surname so casually, be careful not to be found by the heroic spirit of your ancestors!"

Takenaka Hakuba said with a headache.

"I find it surprisingly interesting, what kind of psychological test?"

Shinomiya Kaguya asked curiously.

Even if it was a false answer, Shinomiya Kaguya wanted to try it out and get to know Takenaka Shiroha.

"Hey, let's play together!"

Seeing someone responding, Chika Fujiwara said expectantly.

"OK then……"

Seeing this, Ishigami Yu and Takenaka Shiroba could only sigh slightly and said.

"Please listen to the question. You are walking in the desert and you are very thirsty. At this time, you come across a bottle of water. What kind of water do you think it is?"

"A. Sprite! B. Coke! C. Orange juice! D. Milk!"

Fujiwara Chika asked very excitedly.

"Hmm... What kind of strange question is this... I'll choose B."

Takenaka Hakuba hesitated for a moment, and answered first.

"What a strange test question, I choose B."

Ishigami Yu frowned, the same option as Takenaka Shiraha.

"Where's Kaguya? Where's Kaguya?"

Fujiwara Chika asked expectantly.

"I'll choose C."

Shinomiya Kaguya froze for a moment, then spoke.

"Dangdang, the answer came out! The president and Ishigami-san, the favorite drink is Coke! Kaguya-chan's favorite is orange juice! How is it? Very accurate, right? biubiubiu!"

Chika Fujiwara said excitedly, comparing the shape of the gun with both hands, and said to the three of them.

"More idiotic than the test I expected."

Takenaka Hakuba rubbed his temples and continued to work.

"The question is... Do I like cherry juice more? And it's not the answer I want at all..."

Shinomiya Kaguya said in a daze.

"What kind of bad test question is this? It's a waste of emotion. It's a game that the seniors came up with. It's rubbish!"

Ishigami Yu said with a look of disgust.

"Hey, you have to be respectful to seniors, Ishigami-san!"

Seeing everyone's dislike, Chika Fujiwara rolled up a newspaper, came behind Yu Ishigami, quickly waved the newspaper in her hand, and said with a smile.

"Why am I the only one injured every time?"

After the twelve rings, Yu Ishigami said with an aggrieved face.

"Because you are a junior, you are the most rude every time."

Takenaka Hakuba sighed softly, walked to Ishigami Yu's side, patted Ishigami Yu on the shoulder and said.

"This birthday test is quite accurate, do you want to test it?"

Fujiwara Chika said suddenly.

"I refuse... I really want to participate."

Just as Yu Ishigami was about to veto, when he saw the newspaper in Fujiwara Chika's hand, he quickly changed his words.

"Student Ishigami finally learned to follow the trend and follow the heart."

Takenaka Hakuba said with a smile, he has finally grown up a bit.

"Hui Ye come first!"

Fujiwara Chika looked at Kaguya Shinomiya expectantly and said.

"Me? I'm January 1st."

Shinomiya Kaguya said with some coyness.

"January 1 is a person who seems to be cold, noble and elegant, but is actually very gentle and easy to get close to. He is softer than anyone else on the inside. It's just excess self-esteem that may make you encounter some obstacles. Yes A man who is part demon and part angel."

Fujiwara Chika said with a smile.

"Demons... no doubt. Angels... unimaginable."

Looking at Shinomiya Kaguya in front of him, Ishigami Yu revealed a frightened face.

"Any questions?"

Shinomiya Kaguya asked Ishigami Yuu with a dark face.

"No...no!"

Ishigami Yu replied in panic.

"It doesn't fit my personality at all. Sure enough, the test is a lie..."

Shinomiya Kaguya sighed softly and said to himself.

"Well, let me take a look at mine, March 3rd! She is a mother-like existence, very gentle and kind, she shines her own light on others, great and selfless people will also get good rewards! It is super accurate what!"

Fujiwara Chika said with a smile on her face.

"The complete opposite of selfishness and greed, isn't that a mistake?"

Shinomiya Kaguya and Ishigami Yu looked at each other and had a common idea.

"Next is the president's, when is the president's birthday?"

Fujiwara Chika asked with some expectation.

"Well...it's today."

Takenaka Hakuba paused for a moment, then said with a smile.

"What? Today? Seriously? There was no reminder at all! It's too late to prepare the gift!"

Chika Fujiwara and Yu Ishigami said in a hurry.

"Huh? Is it just me who knows? The president only told me about today's birthday..."

Shinomiya Kaguya spoke at the right time.

"What?! Kaguya-chan is so cunning and selfish that she didn't tell the two of us. Doesn't it seem that the two of us are too indifferent to the president!"

Chika Fujiwara and Yu Ishigami condemned angrily.

"I thought the president would tell everyone, but I didn't expect to only tell me."

Shinomiya Kaguya said while whistling.

"Could it be that... the president just wants to celebrate his birthday with Kaguya-chan?"

The two pointed their spearhead at Takenaka Baiyu again.

"The two of you are surprisingly unanimous... I just don't think it's necessary to tell everyone, because I don't care much about such things. The vice president also knew about it last year, but it's been so long that I still remember it, which makes people feel a little bit Accident."

Takenaka White Feather sighed lightly and said.

"Well, let's not talk about this for now."

Seeing two people looking at him suspiciously, Shinomiya Kaguya quickly changed the subject.

"Well, let's take a look at the test results first. You were born on May 5. You were born on a very romantic day, and you were born with luck far beyond others. , that is, the author of "They All Want to Raid Me!". Therefore, in terms of emotions, you will encounter a lot of distress and entanglement, and there may even be bloody disasters, but if you handle it properly, you may create miracles."

Fujiwara Chika said seriously, showing a look of deep approval.

"It's not accurate, the beauty of the president is only shown to me, and it's not that good."

Shinomiya Kaguya's body trembled slightly, then he waved his hands, deceiving himself and others and making psychological hints.

"Well... the President, it seems that such a situation..."

Ishigami Yu touched his chin, thinking.

"It's just a test, not very accurate."

Takenaka Baiyu said with some distress, it's all because of this damn system.

In terms of appearance alone, at most they are relatively popular, and they are still within the normal range, but now they are completely abnormal!

"By the way, since Kaguya-chan knows that today is the president's birthday, have you prepared a gift?"

Suddenly, Fujiwara Chika looked at Shinomiya Kaguya curiously and asked.

"Of course it's ready."

Shinomiya Kaguya said proudly, walked to the cabinet, and opened it.

I saw a 10-inch fruit cake was taken out, along with a pair of calligraphy and painting.

"Huh? Can Kaguya-chan know calligraphy?"

Fujiwara Chika asked curiously.

"Of course!"

Shinomiya Kaguya said with a proud face.