They All Want to Attack Me

"Just listen to this class knowledge and you can fully grasp it. You don't need to go home and review it. By the way, Miyamoto Sakura's thighs are the most attractive. They are slender, white, and full of elasticity. They are exposed outside the skirt and white tube socks." That part can be called the most perfect part, like an exquisite handicraft, which makes people's hearts flutter. If it is auctioned online, I think it should be able to sell for about [-] yen. Of course, these are all I accidentally glanced at. Then I analyzed it in an instant, I don't have your hobby and habit of staring at girls' legs all the time."

Takenaka Hakuba lowered the volume, and said in a voice that only he and Kamizumi Yuzuo could hear.

With a cute and capable younger sister, Shiraha Takenaka doesn't need to be particularly observant of others.

"Please accept my knees. I didn't expect you, Bai Yu-jun, to be so proficient in this way. You are worthy of being a role model for me! But if, Bai Yu-jun, you are not a goddamn student, I think our relationship can go further! And I I want to ask, where can I buy Miyamoto Sakura-san's ○ flavor?"

Kamiizumi Yuzhi looked at Takenaka Shiraha with dumbfounded eyes, expressing sincere admiration and admiration.

At the same time, in my heart, the guilt of selling personal information such as Takenaka Shiraha's close-up photos, profile photos, and LINE and Twitter accounts disappeared in an instant.

Yingzhou attaches great importance to personal privacy, but as a friend of Shiraha Takenaka for more than a year, he is also one of the few people who can be truly accepted by Shiraha Takenaka. Naturally, Yuzhi Kamizumi has a lot of personal information and photos of Shiraha Takenaka.

As long as this sword goes down!From now on, there will be no more goddamn gods in the world!

"There is no god of learning in this world. It's just that after the difficulty of the course is low, there will be a god of learning. As for the ○ taste, I never need it, and I don't bother with such things that increase in value after others have used it things, so if you ask me, you are looking for the wrong person."

Takenaka Hakuba said without raising his head, and put the last book into his schoolbag.

"Talking to you is too shocking... I'd better go to the activity room to see the new school girls, and calm my wounded heart..."

Kamizumi Yuzhi resisted the urge to vomit blood, and packed his schoolbag as fast as he could.

At this moment, he didn't want to stay with Takenaka Baiyu any longer.

Apart from kendo, Kamizumi Yuzhi could no longer find any place where he had an advantage over Takenaka Baiyu.

Oh, by the way, his father is the police director of the Metropolitan Police Department. Thinking about it this way, he seems a little more confident.

"Of course this is fine, but I hope you can take a look around."

Takenaka Hakuba raised his head, picked up his schoolbag, and said calmly.

"You Ling, listen to me, it's not what you imagined, I just want to see the talents of the school girls in kendo, and I don't have any other ideas!"

Seeing his girlfriend who was surrounded by a dark atmosphere, Yuzhi Kamizumi, who had a strong desire to survive, hurriedly argued.

"Oh, by the way, Tomoko Hayakawa is a very shy and introverted girl. Unlike Keiko Oda, she is very confident about her legs, and she especially hopes to be appreciated by others. You keep staring at her in class. Looking at Hayakawa-san's thigh, it's a very impolite thing."

Before leaving, Takenaka Hakuba reminded Uizumi Yuzhi again.

"This is how you make friends..."

After finishing speaking, Takenaka Hakuba stopped listening to the miserable howls behind him, and went straight to the student union activity room.

Today's self has also fulfilled its obligations as a close friend!

[Achievement: Backstab for justice (when the brother died, not only did not help but also made trouble, he can be called the best superficial brother!)]

[Achievement reward: When attacking from behind, there is a chance to ignore the strength gap between the two sides and instantly kill the opponent! 】

Hmm... The reward this time seems to be a bit useful, although I say that I am a peace-loving person, I never like to fight, and I have never fought with anyone since I was a child.

As for comments or something, let it go to hell!Is there a better friend than yourself?Stupid system.

……

Along the way, many students greeted him one after another, and Shiroha Takenaka also smiled and nodded.

As the president of the student union, you still have to pay attention to maintaining your own image.

Especially the president of the student union of the outer court has to walk on eggshells.

He will not deliberately please anyone, but there is no need to offend anyone who is not an enemy. This is one of Takenaka Hakuba's life creeds.

When Shiraha Takenaka entered the student union activity room, he found that Shinomiya Kaguya and Fujiwara Chika were already there, and the two were sitting on the sofa drinking tea.

It's just another member of the student council, the accountant Yu Ishigami is still absent.

"Good afternoon, President!"

Fujiwara Chika looked at Takenaka Shiraha with vitality and said.

"Good afternoon, President."

Shinomiya Kaguya looked at Takenaka Shiraha with a disdainful attitude and said.

[Today's president came a little later than usual.Could it be that in the president's class, some humanoid sow tried to seduce the president?It seems that I need to let Ai take a good look for me. 】

"Good afternoon, speaking of Ishigami, is he still not here? I need him today..."

Takenaka Hakuba put the schoolbag aside with some headaches, looked at the two of them and said.

As an accountant of the student union, Yu Ishigami is a very independent guy. Because of his somewhat withdrawn personality, he usually completes his work at home.

Occasionally, I come to the activity room. For example, today, Yu Ishigami should be there.

"Huh?! That's right! Today is the day to finalize the club's funds. Could it be that Junior Ishigami is in trouble after encountering the incident in the recent campus ghost talk? It's scary..."

Hearing Takenaka Shiraha's words, Fujiwara Chika hugged herself tremblingly, and moved her body towards Shinomiya Kaguya next to her.

"Campus strange talk... There is no need to mention the kind of rumors."

Hearing Fujiwara Chika's words, Takenaka Shiraha said lightly.

This academy is a noble academy.

It is a place rarely seen by Baiyu Takenaka, and has never been invaded by those supernatural events.

Of course, it is not ruled out that some high-level supernatural phenomena cannot be captured by Baiyu Takenaka.

On the contrary, it is the school of Takenaka Hakuba Junior High School, where there are indeed many supernatural events.

"That's not necessarily true! There are no supernatural incidents. I heard that a shrine in the easternmost part of the port area recently found that many people were killed, but they were completely unable to catch clues to the murderer? I, an emotional detective with an IQ of over 130, can't detect it. If there is a clue, even the shrine’s main court has already intervened!"

Chika Fujiwara held a pipe in her right hand, which was rare, and said in a very serious tone.

and many more!You, the detective hat and pipe that suddenly appeared, are already very miraculous!

Is this the transformation magic of Ba La La Xiao Moxian!

And the emotional detective has something to do with this, you might not even dare to go to the scene, you can find a ghostly clue!

Shiraha Takenaka found that Chika Fujiwara had too many flaws, and he couldn't vomit it at all.

"So, maybe Accountant Ishigami was called to have a conversation with the bosses of other clubs. Those annoying guys spared no effort when fighting for the benefits of their own clubs."

Shinomiya Kaguya on the side spoke very wisely, with a look of disdain in his eyes.

"It's very possible! It's a shame that I got caught first!"

Fujiwara Chika said in agreement, her cheeks puffed up, as if she was very dissatisfied with this.

So, if the two of you are not members of the student union, do you also have this idea? !

Shiroha Takenaka, who discovered the truth, rubbed the center of his brows with a headache. It seems that Yu Ishigami should come if he waits a while.

Hmm...fortunately, it doesn't seem that Ishigami-san's outspokenness offended someone, and he needs to go to Tokyo Bay to catch him...

Thank you for the dog food I won in Xiamei, as well as the tickets and blades of readers, I love you mua~!

Another: The setting of this book is magically changed, it is not a single fan, but a comprehensive comic, please do not take it for granted.

Chapter 12

rustling...

In the activity room, only the sound of Shiraha Takenaka's ballpoint pen dancing on the paper can be heard.

Shiraha Takenaka, who was sitting at the desk, was dealing with affairs in the academy with his head down.

Shinomiya Kaguya and Fujiwara Chika sat leisurely on the sofa drinking tea and chatting.

"Speaking of which, it has been rumored recently that the president and the vice president are boyfriend and girlfriend. But with my sensitivity as an emotional detective, I haven't found any clues, so what's your answer, Kaguya? The two of us will be together forever Good friends! The kind that will never be separated!"

Fujiwara Chika suddenly looked at Shinomiya Kaguya seriously and said.

"..."

Takenaka Hakuba paused, then continued to work, deciding to ignore the two of them.

"Of course it doesn't exist. But if the president takes the initiative to confess to me, maybe I can reluctantly put the president on the consideration list?"

Shinomiya Kaguya narrowed his eyes slightly, showing a proud and overlooking attitude, and said with a charming smile on the corner of his mouth.

[Who wants to be inseparable from your humanoid sow for the rest of your life!The chairman is mine!If you don't spoil my business and don't seduce the president, maybe I will reluctantly let you be my lifelong friend! 】

"Eh?! The president won't confess, right? Because the president, I only have mine in my heart! I can feel that when the president always looks at me, he subconsciously focuses his eyes on my chest. , It's really disturbing!"

Chika Fujiwara said in a puzzled tone with a troubled look on her face.

"puff……"

Shinomiya Kaguya had just drank the tea in his mouth, and spit it all out, wet the tea table and didn't bother to wipe it, the right hand holding the teacup kept shaking, the lid of the teacup looked like it was crumbling, it might announce the end of life at any moment... …

[What... what? !This humanoid beast!Cancer of the Earth, what are you talking about except for a pair of shameful Europeans who don't even have a brain? !No wonder the president has not launched an offensive against me, but was he distracted by this pair of obscene Europeans?Sure enough... this kind of woman who is no different from livestock should be destroyed humanely! 】

With the emergence of thoughts, Shinomiya Kaguya's beautiful ruby-like pupils radiated a light that would devour people, and even the vicious ghosts would stay away.

"???"

The ballpoint pen in Takenaka Hakuba's hand stopped, with a dazed expression on his face.

Since when did I keep staring at Chika Fujiwara's chest?At most, I just glance at it once in a while, right?After all, for such a rare meeting with E, everyone will subconsciously glance at it, right?

As long as it's not that bad, Takenaka Hakuba doesn't think anyone can ignore a super cute girl, and that pair of magic rabbits is enough to make people feel satisfied, right?

Compared to other boys, Takenaka Hakuba felt that he was already very self-controlled, never staring at him for more than three seconds.

"Compared with such superficial things, the president should care more about the appearance and inner nature? Because every time the president looks at me, he won't take his eyes off my face."

Shinomiya Kaguya resisted the urge to run away, and said with a dangerous smile.

"But... isn't it because of Kaguya, there is only 32A? The president looks at himself, it seems to be the same... Am I making a mistake?"

Fujiwara Chika showed a troubled expression, and said in a tone like asking herself.

"boom!"

There was a crisp sound, and the teacup lid in Shinomiya Kaguya's hand fell to the ground, splashing countless pieces of broken glass and scattered on the ground.

It's like a friendship between two people that is about to break.

"Hey! Stop your dangerous speech! Fujiwara-san, you are looking for death! Even Ishigami-san, you only dare to provoke the vice president like this behind your back!"