The Comprehensive Daily Life of the Salted Fish Assassin

When a person becomes noticeable, even if his essence is a salted fish, his life will still start to have all kinds of troubles.

Just like Jiang Hang, who worked hard for three days, originally planned to fish for a long time, but when he didn't pay attention, four daring little devils ran into his office.

Especially the little fat man who kept shouting "eel rice with eel rice" scared Mu Chun Yuno, who fell asleep just after reading the mystery novel.

That's right, the people who came are the famous four-member teenage death squad, and they will become a five-member team in the near future.

Since a group of children, Jiang Hang must have no way to continue watching the show.

After all, he didn't want those children to run behind him when he was watching those late-night animations and say to him innocently, "Big brother, are you still watching animations?" or "Big brother, this is not only Can only girls watch Magical Girl anime?" The words came out.

After all, Jiang Hang still remembers that when he was a child, if he saw Variety Sakura and the three Maoyan sisters on TV, he would definitely be embarrassed to watch if there were parents around, at most when everyone was not at home. , blushing surreptitiously looked at those animations.

What impressed Jiang Hang in particular was that one day his family was at home, so he didn't see the finale of Variety Sakura. The next day, he deliberately went to secretly ask his girl at the same table, see what happened. Did the other party see what the last episode of Variety Sakura was about yesterday?

Then he was given a strange look by his female deskmate, as if to say to him, "Are you a boy looking at Sakura?"

At that time, Jiang Hang, who wanted face, mastered the trick of "making friends out of nothing" without a teacher, and told the other party that it was his (non-existent) sister who wanted to ask him for help, and he barely managed to pass the test.

It was not until Jiang Hang grew up that he discovered that animations full of cute girls were the love of otaku. As for animations where men swayed sweat and youth, they were the hardest hit areas for rotten girls.

I'm afraid it will take another ten years for these little boys to know the beauty of Lily animation. It's really pitiful to think about.

No, it doesn't seem like there's anything to pity about this.

Jiang Hang thought so, and then sighed silently.

"Okay, I was going to eat barbecue today, but eel rice seems to be good, let's go out to eat eel rice tonight." I said before that I would invite them to eat eel rice, and it is impossible for me to be an adult. Trick children about this kind of thing.

Unlike Yuantai, Mitsuhiko and Ayumi were very curious about Jiang Hang's office. After arriving at Jiang Hang's office, they ran around everywhere.

"Big brother's detective agency seems to be much better than the Conan's detective agency?" The child's words were always so straightforward.

If Maori Kogoro hears it, the cautious middle-aged uncle will think about Jiang Hang again.

Conan also silently observed the office.

As Mitsuhiko said, Jiang Hang's detective affairs are carefully designed in terms of decoration and furniture.

To be able to hire such a designer, Jiang Hang must have spent a lot of money in the decoration office.

And Conan was very keen to discover that this office was indeed opened not long ago as Jiang Hang said, and it can be judged from the dust accumulated in some places that are not easy to clean.

Is the money for opening an office provided to Jiang Hang by the other party's family or earned by Jiang Hang himself?

Conan thought so in his heart, and at this time, Mitsuhiko discovered the Uncle E's costume that was hanging on the side.

"Wow, is this the clothes you have collected, big brother? It looks amazing."

The silver-white clothes, the red cape and belt, and the eagle-beak-shaped hood look very classical under the exquisite workmanship.

"Well, it's not bad, there is only such a set in the whole world!" This is a matter of course, there is no Assassin's Creed game in this world, this Uncle E's costume is of course a unique thing.

Jiang Hang did not say anything related to assassins. After all, Conan believed in the famous saying of Sherlock Holmes - "Excluding the impossible, the rest is the truth even if it is impossible."

And also developed the classic line "There is only one truth".

He was really afraid that he had said too many things in this regard, and Conan would find out that something was wrong, and then he reasoned out his details.

It is also for this reason that Jiang Hang did not tell Mu Chun Yuno and Sakagi Shizuka about this, in order to avoid Conan, a suspicious kid, from making any words out of them.

As for the hidden sword, he naturally put it away long ago. Even Mu Chunyunai and the others only knew that he had prepared a self-defense weapon, but Jiang Hang never let them touch it.

After these little ghosts visited Jiang Hang's office, they saw that the innate attributes of these arrogant children were about to attack. In order to prevent his office from being seriously damaged, Jiang Hang hurriedly asked Mu Chun Yuni to drive them away. The best restaurant in the vicinity that sells eel rice.

Jiang Hang's AE86 group did not complain about anything. After all, only Jiang Hang would regard 86 as a feeling in this world, and Conan didn't care much about a car. After all, the Japanese auto industry is developed, and each car must have its own He just regards Jiang Hang as a loyal fan of the antique car AE86.

It was still a bit crowded for seven people in a car, but it was fine for the four children to squeeze a little, and Mu Chun Yuno soon drove to the door of a nearby high-end restaurant.

After a while of tossing and turning, Yuan Tai finally ate his favorite eel rice, and it was also the highest-quality premium eel rice, full of a large bowl of delicious premium eel, dipped in a special sauce and covered with high-quality rice. On, just smelling this fragrance, this little fat man seems to be intoxicated.

Conan, on the other hand, has been observing Jiang Hang next to him.

But... the other party is very ordinary no matter where he looks... Ordinary detectives should pay special attention to everything around them, but since Jiang Hang walked into the restaurant, he completely focused his attention on the overpriced The expensive premium eel rice was on top, and it seemed that he didn't pay attention to the surroundings at all.

It doesn't look like a particularly powerful detective at all. Although it is definitely more reliable than the Maori detective in his family, it seems to be a long way from the level he imagined.

He also heard that when Xiaolan was chatting at home recently, he heard that Jiang Hang was very good at finding lost things. Basically, he could help people find lost things by asking a few words and looking at them.

Conan thinks he can do this kind of thing easily, but he still wants to test Jiang Hang himself.

Seeing that the other party was eating eel rice with a big mouth, and eating it was no better than Yuan Tai, Conan rubbed his forehead, and then stared at Jiang Hang with his recently become proficient in pretending to be a child. He asked: "Brother Jiang Hang, I know your reasoning ability is very good. Recently, I accidentally lost a pen I liked very much. Can you help me find it?"

He has already thought about what kind of answer he should give when Jiang Hang asks him about the pen, and what kind of reasoning trap he should bury in his words.

If it is a three-legged cat detective, he will naturally be misled by the traps in his words. Only those really powerful detectives can see through the essence at a glance and deduce the most likely drop location.

Listening to Conan's deliberately pretending to be a child's voice, Jiang Hang couldn't help but feel numb in his scalp.

Then he looked at Conan.

You little bastard is trying to test me, right?

"Conan, what kind of pen did you drop? After dinner, I'll take you to buy a box of the same pen, what do you think?"

I don't know if the pen in Conan's mouth really exists, he is not interested in playing this kind of trick with him.

To be honest, Jiang Hang is still very careful when going out with Conan. Don't look at the eel rice he has been dealing with, but in fact, his eagle eyes are opened from time to time, and he pays attention to observe the situation in the restaurant. .