How Did It Become a River Crab?

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The moment he yelled these words, Brother Ji drew a dark green shadow with the samurai sword suspended in the air, wrapped the giant dragon made of energy, and rushed to the end of the ten-man team!

The moment the security team reacted, the slot machine with an original katana sword had appeared behind them, turned the machine's head, and raised the long sword again.

And on the bodies of the ten of them, a ferocious laceration appeared at the same time.

These security guards who lost contact were using Rhine Life's latest comprehensive defensive combat armor, which had three layers of bulletproof inserts for different purposes and built-in styptic needles, so this another knife was not fatal, but left behind several There is a dark red crack in the shape of a "one".

The extremely high combat quality made them turn around immediately, squatting down in the front row, aiming at the machine brother with the back row, and shooting at extremely close range. A series of bullets shot out from the muzzle, carrying the energy of the origin The orange-red flames hit the only target, almost drowning it in the rain of bullets.

Faced with this kind of offensive, the only thing Brother Ji did was to place the samurai sword in front of them before they turned around.

The majestic bullet rain bombarded the samurai sword. In an instant, phantoms composed of countless short knives appeared in front of Brother Ji. They formed barriers to bounce off the bullets coming from all directions, and flew towards him. The two security team members at the rear were headed over.

The rain of bullets blasted on their helmets, like a hot stream of fire, pierced through the hard helmets, penetrated into the fragile skulls behind them, and smashed the brains into a broken paste.

The corpse fell on his back, and the next moment, Brother Ji had passed through again, and appeared behind the team member who saw his figure at first, and cut down obliquely with the long knife, splitting him in half from the shoulder down!

【Blade of Genji】

Type: [One-time props (destroyed at the end of the copy)]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: From the game "Overwatch", the high-tech samurai sword from the output hero [Genji] carries part of the hero's power. It is a sharp blade that can break through the attack limit and allow people who cannot hold weapons to use it.

When triggered, the user will pull out the samurai sword, shout "Dragon God の剣 を 㖰ららえ!" unconsciously, and enter the state of [Dragon Blade] for [-] seconds.

[Shenlong Blade]: During the duration, increase [Katana Sword Mastery] by 5 levels, if the user does not have any [Katana Sword Mastery], then he will automatically get LV.10 [Katana Sword Mastery]... If the user The body structure is not enough to use the samurai sword normally, and it will temporarily gain the ability to control the sword with mind.A drawn katana will be treated as a standard katana with blue quality of average quality.

During the duration, the user will gain [Flash] and [Shadow] two skills.

[Flash]: Summon the phantom of Genji's dagger, block all projectiles whose power is less than 20% of your maximum HP within two seconds, and return them to the aimed direction, cooldown time is 20 seconds.

[Shadow]: Carry a samurai sword and make a charge of up to ten meters, causing 60% slashing damage to all enemies that come into contact with it along the way. The cooling time is 12 seconds. If you kill or assist in killing any enemy, This ability will reset immediately.

After one minute is up, [Blade of Genji] will be automatically destroyed.

Remarks: A gay guy pulled my pants chain!

This item is the item that Hemer pulled out for Brother Ji when he pulled the joystick before.

This item is quite excellent, and it stands to reason that it would be a waste to put it here, but the embarrassing thing is that Brother Ji calculated his remaining skills, except for the resident lightning bolts, life-activating skills and other low-power guaranteed skills, only Give the children a small car for self-defense, as well as a bunch of less powerful auxiliary abilities and props.

With those props alone, he might be able to find a way to deal with the enemy, but he will inevitably lose blood because of his slow speed. What's worse, if they take advantage of the gap between the attacks and sneak into the refuge to sweep the shuttle, Brother Ji's mentality It completely collapsed.

Due to several reasons, Brother Ji chose to use this item directly to resolve the battle in the fastest and most stable way.

The long knife slashed obliquely, and when the body split into two halves fell to the ground, Brother Ji had already relied on the CD to reset the [Shadow] skill, and once again rushed towards the security team in front, slashing across all the bodies for the third time. human body.

The Sakota security team in this dungeon was originally a type with high attack and thin blood. After three consecutive blade AOEs, someone finally couldn't hold on and fell to the ground and died suddenly. As a result, Brother Ji refreshed his skills again, without hesitation. turned back...

After a few times in succession, Brother Ji, who was covered in blood, looked at the corpses all over the floor, and gave himself a [Body Cleansing Technique] drawn from an ordinary gashapon ticket, washed off the sticky blood, and returned to the door. Close the door from the inside.

After glancing at the obediently closed-eyed children with satisfaction, Brother Ji pulled the joystick and said with a smile:

"Okay, let's watch the fourth episode."

In the fourth episode of the pole dancing prodigy machine brother playing cat and mouse for the children, Mo Lan, the only brother and others took Hemo and Ifrit, and ran wildly with the little brother, escaping from the endless crowd behind them. The pursuit of invisible things.

After solving the radio head, several people followed the original plan and headed towards the fourth player's holding room. Every time they took a step closer, the rhythmic knocking sound echoed throughout the entire area. Half a point makes people tremble slightly.

But it wasn't this sound that was fatal, but a sudden "hahaha" sound from nowhere.

Receipt 030, "Christmas"

This transparent and colorless creature with bones and flesh growing like a Santa Claus pulling a sleigh came from behind. The quick-responsive players immediately organized a wave of rapid long-range offensives. Spines and acid were mixed with shotgun bullets. , bombarded out together with the magic arrow and Ifrit's origin stone flame, and hit the body of "Santa Claus".

To everyone's bewilderment, these attacks undoubtedly hit, but every time the bullets and projectiles hit, the sound of invisible liquid splashing came out, and the sound of Santa's footsteps approaching from behind remained undiminished, as if never before Injury of any kind is normal.

Out of doubt, the only brother took out a newly unlocked [Life Detector], took a look at the blood volume of "Santa Claus", and found that it was indeed losing blood.

only……

In terms of proportion, its blood volume is ten times that of all the people present combined.

It's just a pile of dead meat!

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Frankly speaking, this blood volume is actually not an exaggeration. The blood volume of many bosses is much thicker than this. In the Pokemon dungeon, the hidden boss Lightning Bird that Mo Lan and Su Cai encountered had a blood volume even lower than this figure. Much higher.

But the problem is that "Christmas" is positioned as an invisible elite monster with strong lethality, unlike the lightning bird, whose damage is relatively less exaggerated and has obvious rules to follow.

Players who have played Diablo games know that in many cases, an elite monster with a pile of perverted words is more exaggerated than a boss in terms of threat. The current "Christmas" is such a situation.

The output of the player's side is not painful, the main effect is to delay his speed, and as long as he touches any part of the "sled" to his body, "Christmas" will immediately extend the invisible "straw" , opening a large hole in the target, sucking blood and organs from its body.

What's more, it is not restricted by the object it sucks.

In the first encounter, the only brother used his telekinetic power to fly away Ifrit, who was almost attacked, and pushed himself up, trying to let Santa Claus suck some of his blood.

This is because he is a Hydralisk. The blood of this race is super corrosive. The only brother wanted to test whether his blood could be directly filled with sulfuric acid in "Christmas". As a result, he was sucked out by 15 % blood volume, there is a big hole in the waist covered by the data streamer, but the blood bar of Christmas has not dropped by half.

After that, the only brother took out a one-time scroll of [Summoning Nuts], which can summon [Nuts] from [Plants vs. Zombies] to block the passage.

He threw this thing to Mo Lan, and asked Mo Lan, a specialization, to summon it on his behalf (passive specialization is not locked by default), but the nuts with a large amount of HP just came out of the ground and began to be beaten Crazy sucking nuts, only persisted for more than ten seconds and then sad GG, leaving Santa Claus to continue chasing and killing them.

The players had no choice but to run away all the way, adopting kite-flying tactics while walking and shooting, relying on the little brother's [Sacred Flame of Repelling Demons] for short-distance repelling and delaying time, the only brother's spine was the main attack, and Mo Lan's magic Arrows and Ifrit's occasional source stone flames, keep the distance as much as possible to drain the enemy's blood.

However, due to incomplete skills and reduced output, the blood loss rate of "Christmas" is not ideal.

The little brother quickly ran out of all the magazines, and the reserves of [Flame Vortex] and [Sonic Cannon] also ran out. The group of people walked the dog for more than five minutes, and the blood volume of Christmas was reduced to about 50%.

Among them, there is also the result that Christmas will continue to go back and forth, looking for players in the maze-like corridors, and trying to take shortcuts to pursue them. This makes players feel that they are not fighting elite monsters, but playing the version of "Darkness" with a water gun. cheat"……

What's terrible is that during this process, the players are fine, but Hemer and Ifrit have gradually lost their physical strength due to long-term high-speed running. He lost a lot of energy in the fight against the demons.

If things go on like this, the only brother will be distracted to use telekinetic power to lift the two of them to run away, and the output will further decrease, and it will be difficult to use telekinetic power to replace the holy flame of expelling demons to stop Christmas.

At this moment, Mo Lan couldn't help thinking, if only Su Cai was here at this time...

His high-mobility ADC is really suitable for this situation.

He was in solo queue for these two dungeons. He said that he had found a clue to a battle armor in "WARFRAME".

While thinking, the group of people was still running at top speed, and the sound of "bang, bang, bang" in their ears was getting closer and closer, and they could almost distinguish every subtle difference.

They have been advancing towards 044 [Fist Mushroom], which is the position of the last player, trying to find a possible release method so that they can join their side and fight side by side.

Just before the last two adjacent curves, the sound of [Santa Claus]'s car and laughter suddenly came from a small road in front of the left.

It made a special trip around and blocked the way of the players here!

"Ganlin Niang!" Just when Mo Lan swears, he is about to let the only brother brake forcibly to turn back, and by the way he summons the machine brother to help, a series of tracks sound from far to near, and the tank with the Rhine life logo comes from the nearest one. He rushed out from the door of the holding room, and smashed the invisible sled straight into the wall!

The deposit 001, he has been wandering around, finally found the opportunity, and intercepted [Christmas] in one fell swoop!

001: 6(`Д′) 9!

The moment the impact was successful, 001 fired a second low-power shell without hesitation. The shell hit Christmas's face, but only dealt about 5% damage.

This damage is enough to kill anyone present in seconds, but it is still not ready for Christmas of dead meat.

In the next second, a hole was opened on 001's body, and a large number of broken iron sheets and parts burst out from it, turning into nothingness.

It doesn't even spare purely mechanical creations!

001: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ!

Seeing this, the only brother immediately activated his telekinetic power to assist 001 to reverse the car at a very high speed, temporarily avoiding the absorption of Christmas. 】In the corridor of the holding room where he is located.

At this moment, everyone's eyes froze for a moment.

They saw the source of the "bang bang" sound, which was the alloy door of the 044 holding room.

And at this moment, the state of this door...

"Tom and Jerry", "Big Ear Tutu", "Crayon Shin-chan" and other classic childhood animations, there is often such a picture, the bear child is beaten to death, with a large cone-shaped red bag on his head Bag.

At this moment, this alloy door is in such a state, it has been completely deformed, and a large piece protrudes horizontally outward.And every time that "bang bang" sounded, the alloy door would protrude a little more.

Obviously, something is continuously bombarding the door in the holding room, trying to break through the door forcibly, and the thumping sound is the sound of it bombarding the alloy structure!

At this moment, Hemo yelled subconsciously.

"Heat it!"

Without her explaining, the little brother and Ifrit released a string of high-temperature flames at the same time. This temperature is not enough to melt the alloy, but it can soften and embrittle it to a certain extent.

At the moment when the most protruding tip of the alloy door was covered by the flames, there was a final explosion, and a series of metal bending sounds sounded, and the door was also blasted at this moment, revealing a hole.

Immediately afterwards, two chubby white hands grasped the sides of the opening respectively, pulled left and right, and in the tearing of the metal deformation, the entire gate was destroyed and a large opening for passage was opened.

Then, a huge mushroom man with a pair of serious eyes came out of the holding room and stared at everyone silently.

At this moment, in the eyes of Mo Lan and the only brother, there is an extra line of ID on the top of its head.

【擶懓丿尐抱抱】

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this name...

The moment Mo Lan saw Brother Mushroom's name, the glory of the era of Audition, QQ Speed, and Dazzling Dance flashed in Mo Lan's and Wei Wei's minds at the same time...

Such a standard arc, such a classic and simple Martian text, such fresh and refined words...

This wave, this wave is the Renaissance.