How Did It Become a River Crab?

"I was lucky enough to be born into an okay family, have an okay face, and have a brain that is not normal but surprisingly successful, so I have not experienced any setbacks in my life, but I know that not everyone is like that. I am so lucky. Some people are bullied at work, some are disgusted at school, some are abandoned in love, everyone has their own misfortunes and struggles, and most people can only choose to endure. endure."

"Life is busy, many people don't have so much time to carefully study masterpieces and read tomes, but this kind of novel gives everyone a space for fantasy and release. Those simple and crude plots are embarrassing to me, but for many For humans, these outbursts are a rare consolation under great pressure, enough to ease the burden of life."

"When I wanted to understand this, I understood why the big security guard at the gate of my community would listen to these books, and why my university dormitory supervisor would read them when she was on duty. For them, this is a busy life I don't appreciate the short-lived pleasures, but I don't think I'm qualified to insult them."

"As for the question I was wondering at the beginning, why someone must step on the protagonist, I gradually understood that the story needs truth and resonance, and this kind of plot is the resonance bridge that connects people and stories."

"Forbearance is life, explosion is a dream."

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"A story is something that can carry emotions, and emotion itself is also a kind of power." Murasaki Shikibu knocked on the cover, "At least from this perspective, it did it."

"If you are interested, I can recommend something I like. My sympathy is for the readers, not the works. Anyway, I still think the ones I love are better. Any work has a place, but I think it must be Some are taller." Mo Lan spread her pliers, "Enough nonsense, do these two books meet the requirements?"

"It fits." Zi Shibu picked up the two books, "Based on the current time, in about half an hour, I can construct a world in the book that can operate reasonably."

"Okay, then we will be GKD."

Mo Lan waved the pliers, Zi Shibu immediately raised his hand, and began to construct the world in the book.

This process was very wonderful. Mo Lan watched Zi Shibu spread the book, and a large number of pages rushed out from it, flowing around, creating a cube-like space.

Accompanied by Murasaki Shikibu's chanting, the cube began to spread gradually, covering the surrounding books, swallowing those with story plots and emotions hidden in them, which in turn accelerated the spread of the cube.

This process is said to be grand, but in fact the cube spreads very slowly. According to this progress, it will indeed take half an hour to reach the point of covering the entire book city.

During this period of time, Mo Lan took precautions, took out Monopoly from her backpack, and played a simplified three-player game with her younger brother, Xiao Laodou. Without the European giant, Xiao Laomei, the game experience was excellent.

When the crowd was half killed and Mo Lan was about to sell the house to pay off the debt, the little girl who had been investigating with her eyes closed suddenly opened her eyes and said, "There are two groups of people around who didn't notice us."

"What?" Mo Lan took the opportunity to flip the table, mess up the chessboard, and ran to the little sister, "What's going on?"

"If we take the direction of the square as the north, there are two pairs of players and heroic spirits about [-] to [-] meters to the west of us." The little old girl spoke very fast, "Uh...they were separated by about [-] meters, and they didn't find each other. .”

"What kind of crayfish is this?" Mo Lan was startled. Following the positioning of the little old girl, she followed the example of the only brother and sneaked to the window, revealing her two crab eyes and began to observe the situation outside.

This book city is on the third floor, and the surrounding houses are relatively low, and the view is not bad, so Mo Lan can easily see the two groups of players that the little sister mentioned.

Good guy, it's two Voldemorts.

The brother on the left is carrying a gaming chair on his back, holding a large washstand in his hands, using both hands and feet, crawling forward frantically in the shadows, it seems that the climb is very difficult.

Mo Lan knew this B, he seemed to be called [I'm not a pervert]. Back then, Mo Lan's [Oath Bow] was sold to his elf archer as a weapon... Where is the elf archer?Little sister, no feedback?

Probably died in a fierce confrontation.

Only a hundred meters away from him, under a pink wall, one can faintly see the phantom of an insect-like creature crawling forward. This creature uses the pink wall to mimic, Without Yazi's location, Mo Lan really wouldn't be able to find out its location.

This praying mantis is like the gaming chair brother, wriggling crazily on the ground, reminding Mo Lan of a small game called QWOP on 4399 before, in which players were asked to use the four keys of QWOP to control the four joints of a sprinter respectively, allowing him to He started to run, but the operation was extremely anti-human. Mo Lan tried dozens of times, but the result was that the athlete shook and fell to the ground at extreme speed.

Later, Mo Lan found a very extreme method, which is to let the athlete start the split with the left and right feet, and then continue to shrink the prostate, using the mechanism that the athlete's legs will not break to continuously move the front and rear legs, so that the athlete can successfully crawl through...

The way this praying mantis crawls now is similar to that picture...

According to the system's customer service prompt, in this game, the spirit-shaped heroic spirit can only follow the player by default, without vision and hearing, so the two probably summoned the heroic spirit, and then crawled forward, wanting to advance to the city center Get up, try to see if you can lie on the chicken... lie on the cup.

However, since the two of them obviously did not have radar skills, and both of them dared not show their atmosphere, even though they were only separated by an activity center for the elderly, they did not notice each other's existence. I see, these two people probably lived in peace and walked into the square all the way, only to find that there is someone next to them...

But unfortunately, they messed up Mo Lan.

After a little thought, Mo Lan, who couldn't restrain the urge to die, decided to make a bold attempt.

Su Qiantai with ID [Wooooooow] was leaning against the wall, clinging to the base of the wall, wriggling forward.

Her mechanism is [Giant Orchid Mantis], which is taken from a creature of the same name in the real world.

The orchid mantis is one of the most beautiful mantises in the world, and it is also a very ferocious predator. The pink appearance is essentially to mimic orchids of the same color to cover up its whereabouts and facilitate hunting of enemies.

Reflected in the game, it becomes a semi-melee mechanism that can use mimicry abilities and flower-related spells.

She knows her mechanism, and the summoned heroic spirits are relatively average. Seeing the top [-] or even the top [-] giants can only tremble, so she decides to find a way to hide directly near the square. One, as for the reward issue, she belongs to the kind of happy player with good luck, and doesn't care much about it.

But just as she was wriggling forward, a halo of light suddenly descended from the sky, covering herself, and then, a light red beam of light fell slowly, and it was about to fall to the surface, producing a certain effect.

【Redemption】...

At the moment when the halo of redemption appeared, the wall of the elderly activity center on the side of Su Qiantai suddenly cracked, and a handful flew out of it...

gaming chair.

The e-sports chair passed in front of Su Qiantai, who was dodging extremely fast, and did not hit her, but at this moment, a series of e-sports commentators and players' passionate shouts suddenly sounded in her mind.

"Who dares to slash immediately, but I, General Tiger!"

"The puppy fell!!"

"Like a demon descended from the sky, he is really the Tai Sui God in the world!"

"Hit him, hit him!"

"What's the auxiliary system of the excavator?!"

A series of crazy babblings came, making Su Qiantai, who had never watched e-sports games, drop SAN on the spot and fell into a dizziness for a second.

After the dizziness passed, Su Qiantai turned her head and found that in the activity center for the elderly, a man was running towards her with a sink on his back, a table tennis table in his hand, and a drinking fountain on his lap.

Seeing this, Su Qiantai made a quick decision and put down a prop in front of her.

...a rooster.

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The moment I saw this rooster, I am not a pervert (hereinafter referred to as pervert) stopped immediately and looked at this rooster with suspicious eyes.

No matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary rooster, but for experienced gamers, the creature chicken is a lingering nightmare for many people.

In "The Elder Scrolls 5", the player can find a chicken in Ximu Town at the beginning of the game. This chicken just happened to be walking in the front of the town. Many new players hacked the ball to death without personnel. Then the villagers of the whole town will turn on you, just to avenge this innocent rooster.

In most series of "The Legend of Zelda", if you attack the chickens in the town and village too many times, you will be chased by a large group of invincible chickens. These chickens are as brainless as TM killing bee colonies. One child at a time, very dark, unable to run away, unable to kill, but finally suffocated to death with hatred.

Therefore, the rooster in the history of games has gradually gained a title called "Chicken God".No player dares to provoke any chicken that appears in the game.

It was also for this reason that the pervert didn't dare to do it directly, but took two steps back quickly, staring at the chicken with terrified and vigilant eyes, ready to respond at any time.

then……

The chicken is fried.

The moment the chicken exploded, the gears hidden inside it rotated extremely fast, bringing out a large piece of holographic feathers, which bombarded the perverted body, causing its blood volume to drop from full to 70%, and brought him a About a second of stun time.

"Wow, what the remarks said is true!" Su Qiantai's eyes lit up after releasing the bomb chicken, "They really dare not beat this chicken!"

[Gaze trigger blasting chicken]

Type: [props]

Quality: [Green]

Effect: The battle machine created by a certain user has a certain life value, any attack can destroy this mechanical rooster immediately, when this chicken exists on the battlefield, and an enemy keeps watching it for more than five seconds , the mechanical chicken will explode immediately, releasing holographic feathers to bombard the opponent, causing high damage and causing stun for 0.5-2 seconds, depending on the enemy's physique.

Remarks: Do you think this condition is harsh?Believe me, they dare not beat this chicken.

This thing was drawn by Su Qiantai in a certain world from a robot who looked very similar to General Grievous in "Star Wars", the difference was that he wore a funny hood on his head. He gave Su Qiantai a hundred One jar asked her to open it herself, but Su Qiantai only opened this one, and ran away when Erkang held the funny robot "No, open a few more, there are purple ones in them!"

She originally thought that no one would be stupid enough to look at a cock for five seconds, but now it seems that players are full of wonders.

"Fuck, so dirty?" The perverted brother who woke up from the dizzy state knew that he had been tricked, and subconsciously cursed, but at the same time, an orchid bloomed in front of him. Su Qiantai, who was ten meters away, jumped out of the orchid, slashed at the metamorphosis with her twin sickles.

[Orchid Jump], the mechanism skill of the Orchid Mantis.

The speed of this blow was comparable to that of Pippi Shrimp's punch. In addition, the perverted brother had just recovered from the dizziness and was unable to deal with it.

In an instant, the perverted brother saw that his health bar dropped four or five times in a row, which meant that this blow dealt at least four different types of damage. At the same time, he found that he had already A bleeding effect, and a poisoning effect, the blood volume begins to drop at a slow but visible rate.

"Like Li, another level-A monster!" With just this blow, the perverted brother who plays PVP every day knows that he has encountered another level-A monster.

In the endless space, the flat-A style is a super popular genre. Among the few former beasts that Mo Lan met, there are two powerful flat-A monsters, the monk and the boxing sister. The genre is simple and crude, and has always had a large number of fans.

This genre is easy to take shape, and there are not many things to consider. You only need to close your eyes to fight, so many casual players choose this style of play.

Unlike Gao Monk and Boxing Sister, who are single-shot explosive players, Su Qiantai's gameplay is more inclined to an AD genre that has appeared in LOL, 300 heroes [attached damage]...

Metamorphosis and Mo Lan couldn't see the specific damage data, but as spectators who paid for tickets to enter the arena, Su Jinghe and others could see how many kinds of damage this blow included.

Ordinary sickle level A is strengthened by an orchid mantis skill called [Super Speed ​​Strike], which is the base.

On top of the base, this flattening of A brings out the effect of two accessories called [Nash's Fang Pendant] and [Ruined King Pendant]. These two props are to remove the attribute and Entity, leaving only the only passively formed equipment that attacks with additional damage.

In addition, this blow brought out a spell called vine entanglement in the praying mantis mechanism, which caused additional damage. While imprisoned for 0.2 seconds, it also played a moderately powerful poisoning and bleeding effect, and finally formed a pile of damage that jumped out like this now. data attack.This is 【Injury Flow】...

"The single attack damage expectation of the attached damage style is often not as high as the orthodox level A blast damage, but because the effect is changeable, various negative effects can be added, it has its own advantages in adaptability, and it is easy to get the opponent's mentality." Su Jinghe in the auditorium pushed his glasses and said, "In the endless space, there are very few users of the pure flat A flow. Correspondingly, there are more attached injury flow."

"Why? President?" asked Pichu, who had read "Guide to Getting Along with Bosses" next to him, at the right time.

"The adaptability is relatively poor. Unless it is a specialization like Occam's razor, most of them would rather be tired and try to make the combat system as complicated as possible. After all, in most cases, there is only one life."

One blow was done, and Su Qiantai found that the top fifty didn't seem to be that strong, so she mustered up her courage immediately, and wanted to give Ola right after that, but at this moment, the perverted brother opened his eyes wide, pulled out the sink on his back, and threw a backhand The machine lifted up, not only knocked Su Qiantai into the air, but also pulled out a large geyser-like water column that gushed from bottom to top, causing secondary damage to her. The two waves hit her HP to 75%.

At the same time, the sink in the pervert's hand also shattered. He stabilized his posture, and at the same time with Su Qiantai, the heroic spirit began to release the spirit body. He held the legs of the table tennis table with both hands, and his posture was like a knight holding a giant sword. very handsome...

Well, very harmonious.

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【Mechanism: THE WORLD IS YOUR ON】

Type: Mechanism

Quality: purple

Effect: It comes from the game mechanism of the game "Everything is a Weapon の RPG". With the support of this mechanism, you will gain the ability to pick up most of the surrounding objects as weapons, and you will get a [Full Weapon Specialization] As your specialization replacement.

When you pick up an item, the system will automatically identify the damage, durability and special effects of the weapon for you. Most weapons that are not equipped by you usually can only be used about 1-30 times before they are damaged, resulting in The attack with the damaged weapon will be a guaranteed critical strike, dealing 200% extra damage.