How Did It Become a River Crab?

Su Jinghe looked at it for a while, resisted the urge to poke his eyes with a yogurt straw, took a deep breath, and sighed: "The [-]th article of the Lord's Holy Quotations: [There is no lower limit, there is no upper limit]"

"This...is the talent we need!"

Just when the perverted brother was about to slide into the abyss step by step, a stone flew over from the side and hit him hard on the head.

It stands to reason that it is impossible for a small stone to wake up the perverted brother from the abyss of humanization.

But this... is the stone thrown by the person who [escaped from the tiger's mouth]!

"Master! Be sober! My treasure is released!"

Behind the perverted brother, Jason shouted loudly and raised his finger to the sky.

The perverted brother who was thrown awake by a stone and interrupted the release of the Time Lock treasure with his backhand immediately looked up at the sky, and looked at the things in the sky that covered the clouds.

It was a golden ship floating in the sky.

Jason's Noble Phantasm: [Astrapste Argo]

This is the realization of the legend that Jason traveled through ancient Greece, took the legendary ship Argo, and all the heroes on it to trek and adventure, and finally obtained the treasure of the Golden Fleece.

When help is needed, Jason can release the treasure to summon the Argo, and let the heroes on it come to help out, helping him out of danger and surviving a desperate situation.

But... this treasure has a big problem.

The number of heroes appearing on the ship... is determined according to the [justice] of this battle.

The more the battle tends to justice, the more heroes appear on the ship, and the more it tends to injustice, and even when the reason for the battle is quite muddy, there will be a situation of [amazing, there is no one on board].

And now...

After witnessing a series of astonishing performances by I'm not a pervert and Jason, and the horror of this Holy Grail War, there was no fucking person on board.

But pervert brother does not matter.

He wanted this ship not for the people on that ship, but for...

The ship itself!

The perverted brother shouted, paid points, released skills, soared upwards, stretched out his hands, and raised this legendary ship in the Greek world, sailing in the age of mythology, leaving behind countless epic Argos!

He paid a high amount of props just to use the Argonaut to break the time lock!

Looking at the perverted brother holding the boat in the sky like a god of war, Shi Shisuo just thought for a moment, then turned to him, triggered his title skill [Targeter], and used up his second chance.

This opportunity allows him to immediately generate a prop or skill that can be used to resolve the current crisis and achieve a targeted problem-solving effect. This is the second and last chance.

Ding

Shi Shisuo clenched his fist, opened it again, and looked at the props that appeared in his hand.

At the same time, the perverted brother slammed the boat down from the top of his head, and he was about to smash the time lock into a time lock sauce!

At this critical moment, Time Lock's face calmly triggered the prop in his hand, and his whole person suddenly turned into a golden statue, frozen in place. The perverted brother's big ship fell from the sky and hit Time Lock, but did not cause any damage. any harm.

【Zhongya Stopwatch】

Type: [props]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: Puts you in a state of [Frozen] for [-] seconds, you will not be selected, and will not receive any damage or control, but you will not be able to perform any actions.Your enemies can see the countdown to your release from Stasis.

Remarks: Most of the time, this thing can only lie to yourself.

"..."

The perverted brother calmly looked at the frozen time lock in front of him, and then glanced at the [-]-second countdown above his head.

Then, he turned his head again and looked at Mo Lan who was still just an acceleration altar.

Finally, he raised his head and glanced at the twenty-nine seconds left to survive.

He turned to look at Jason:

"Can you escape another one?"

"I'm sorry, there's no move"

"Just a mouthful."

At this moment, the pervert who is holding an Argo feels like a badass...

In the auditorium, the audience stared at the perverted brother with nostalgic eyes, and some people took out the radio and played a song.

"Snowflakes fluttering~~Northern wind blowing~~The world is boundless~~"

Amidst the melodious melody of "A Plum Blossom", the twenty-nine-second countdown ended, and the perverted brother disappeared and left the battlefield.

After returning to the personal hall, the pervert who was still holding the Argonaut stared at the sky speechlessly, turned his neck stiffly, and saw Shana, an elf archer with a bow of vengeance on his back and a kind smile on his face.

"My lord, what's your number?"

"Third place."

"Are my clothes gone?"

"It's impossible."

"Please." Shanna still kept a shy smile, pointing lightly at the two diamond-made durians on the ground, "Hey, I just picked them today."

"okay!"

A second later, the time lock was lifted from the frozen state. He ignored the perverted brother who had already left the field, but immediately ran to the side of Mo Lan's acceleration altar, cleaned up the void beast and the portal with a rifle, and began to make a series of preparations .

He first placed the signal jamming device from the mute operator in "Rainbow Six", four in a row, so that Mo Lan, who could not order the heroic spirit to materialize, could not release any active skills immediately after appearing.

Immediately afterwards, he took out three broadsword landmines and placed them around the altar of Mo Lan's acceleration. He placed two poison needle traps from operator Lison next to him, then retreated, and pulled a series of mines on the ground. Bulletproof bunker, I stood behind the bunker, set up machine guns, and put some pulse turrets from "Half-Life 2" in another bunker.

In the end, he released yet another operator Rook's bulletproof ceramic insert, inserted it into his tube top, took out Doc's hormone pistol and gave himself a mouthful of blood, aiming at the position where Mo Lan was about to be resurrected.

Mo Lan who was counting down the seconds:?

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The lineup created by Timelock can be called a killer formation. Various forts, traps, and restrictive devices are emerging one after another. If you change the perverted brother to resurrect here, he probably has to GG on the spot without even picking up his weapon.

And Mo Lan... He thought hard, and finally came up with a solution that might work before the countdown ended.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan was resurrected.

Since Time Lock doesn't know how long Mo Lan's resurrection will be, he can only stay on guard with all his strength and be on guard against possible attacks at any time. Therefore, when Mo Lan is resurrected, he will inevitably have a process from reaction to action.

And during this reaction time, Mo Lan put all the [springs] left by her side.

Placing props is not within the scope of active release skills.

Mo Lan's movements are naturally not as fast as broad sword landmines and poisonous syringes, but he can use springs to eject all WiFi (the common name of those signal jammers, which is derived from their resemblance to routers.) out and fly into the air The jammer temporarily lost its influence on Mo Lan, and Mo Lan took this opportunity to use [Crab Sprint] to rush to the back of one of the pulse turrets.

During this series of operations, Mo Lan was not able to escape the pulse turret, the damage from the exploding broadsword landmines and poisonous syringes, and was swept all over his head and face by the time-locked machine gun, but he became one with his little brother. One's Mo Lan now has extremely high health, this set of offensive is enough to kill most players instantly, but for the current Mo Lan, it is only a quarter of the health.

Mo Lan's whole dragon crab was lying in the bunker in a disfigured way, pushed down the turret, and pulled out the poisonous needles on the legs. This thing will reduce the player's movement speed and will continue to cause damage. If you don't pull it out, there will be endless troubles , but as soon as he pulled out the poisonous needle, he felt his body go numb. He turned his head and found that it was a scout car equipped with an electric shock device. He shocked himself with a stun gun and applied a paralyzing effect for 0.3 seconds.

Within 0.3 seconds, an EMP grenade that applied silence, a shock bomb, an incendiary bomb, a grenade and a gas bomb were thrown into the bunker at the same time.

"woca..."

"boom!!"

The person who bombed people kept bombing, and when he succeeded, Shi Shisuo turned over and rushed out, trying to get close to Mo Lan, who was suffocated by a wave of combo packages and was crazily bleeding behind the bunker.

But before he took a step, a circle of scrolls fell from the sky, surrounding him, imposing two or three different curse states, and dark purple spell missiles slammed from the sky, submerging the time lock surrounded by the scrolls in the rain of bullets among.

In the sky, holding a parasol, the beauty in a slim dress has a serious face, surrounded by countless scrolls, like a knight guarding the throne.

At the same time as Mo Lan released [Crab Sprint], he also successfully issued an order for Zi Shibu to release his spirit body and provide assistance.

The time lock submerged by the rain of bullets disintegrated into holographic fragments, and a pulse turret at another place suddenly deformed and transformed into the appearance of a time lock. He raised a giant shield above his head and continued to charge forward in the direction of Mo Lan.

Before rushing a few steps, a shotgun blasted the nearest signal jammer nearby. Mo Lan held the holy flame of expelling demons, rushed out of the bunker with a sliding step, and flew into the sky, condescending, towards the time The lock pulled the trigger.

The bullet with strong repelling force knocked Timelock backwards. Taking advantage of the gap, Mo Lan fired three [Flame Vortex] to burn down the turret and disruptor below, and took advantage of the opportunity with a [Flash Charge] descending from the sky, heading straight towards the Time Lock's head crashed and bombarded.

Seeing this, Time Lock simply threw the big shield forward. The shield hit Mo Lan straight as if it was equipped with a jet device, intercepted it in the air, and retreated after giving it to Time Lock. Take the crossbow that fired the red-hot iron rod, and a crossbow shot out into the sky.

Seeing this, the two scrolls were guarded in front of Mo Lan, holding back the crossbow temporarily. Under the protection of Zi Shibu, Mo Lan sprinted to the side to avoid, dived down, and got into the opposite side of the time lock. The rear of the building was temporarily out of his sight.

Seeing this, Time Lock was just about to turn on the camera he had set up to investigate the situation, but Mo Lan rushed out from the side, holding a red-billed screaming chicken that Time Lock often sees in the canteen, and squeezed it suddenly, letting The chicken raised its head to the sky and roared angrily!

"Gluck cluck!!"

The moment the cock crowed, Shi Shisuo felt a sharp pain in his head and numbness all over his body, as if his soul had been punched by life, and fell into a dizziness for two seconds.

The third item purchased by Mo Lan, [Mind Blast Screaming Chicken]!

When the light lock triggered the passive skill and woke up after half the time, Mo Lan had already appeared in front of him. He was just about to use melee props to fight back, but saw Mo Lan's crab's mouth crooked, raised her claws, raised her his jaw.

"Woman, you managed to catch my attention with your six-color combination of fists and your efforts to fight terrorism!"

Shi Shisuo looked confused, but suddenly felt trembling and unable to extricate himself, so his whole body was numb, and he felt that the dragon crab in front of him was so domineering, so handsome, so fascinating, he forgot to fight back for a while, and fell into a Into the girl's self-pity and self-pity.

Bonus [Overbearing President]: Your appearance changes to a certain extent, the final damage +15%, the final damage reduction +15%, you can emit a domineering aura to enemies with female characteristics, making them have a certain chance of deer chaos Hit, heart shaken.

According to Mo Lan, who respects all kinds of groups, the gender of a person depends on how he defines himself.

Women's clothing is also a kind of femininity, and has nothing to do with the gender of the wearer. Therefore, the time lock is also within the attention of the domineering president!

The auditorium fell into silence at this moment, and everyone watched Time Lock standing quietly, and around him, void beasts were coming from all directions, firmly surrounding every escape route of Time Lock .

When Guangsuo found out that "Damn, the situation is not right", Zi Shibu's missiles had already fallen from the sky, and the Void Beasts from all directions had already been slaughtered under the drive of the [Attack Command], and Mo Lan himself had already let the little brother A mark pointed out with all its strength, directly poking Shi Shilock's throat.

Time Lock only had time to pull out his gun and shoot Mo Lan with a zero-distance headshot. After a wave of damage, he was submerged in the sea of ​​gang fights, and his blood volume plummeted to 0%. At the moment of Time Lock's sudden death, a series of Missiles shot out from his body, caught off guard, the high damage of the missiles combined with the previous series of output, still pulled Mo Lan's blood to the bottom.

Mo Lan, who entered the countdown state, was not relieved. The reason is very simple:

Just like himself, a person who regards death as a means of output... Most of the time, he will not have only one life. , The killing message did not come out, but after a while, the earth shook, and Mo Lan also heard the neighing of a giant beast from the ground.

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The howling of this giant beast resounded through the sky, and the ground immediately trembled, and the ground of the square began to bulge upwards, as if something was being dug from the bottom up, the roar became more and more intense, and the ground began to appear bursts of cracks, and finally , a giant claw protruded from the ground, and firmly grasped the concrete floor of the square.