How Did It Become a River Crab?

But when his body was about to be destroyed, the alchemy potions in his body reacted with each other, bringing the dead back to life, his body swelled rapidly, and his skin turned a strange blue color, thus gaining incredible power and becoming It looks like this now.

He killed the alchemist who made himself like this, escaped from the New Federation, and wandered as a mercenary in the Old West. He has lived until now and has become a walking legend.

But before today, no one knew that he was actually a member of the Northas caravan.

These "horse bandits newcomers" gathered here, they responded to Thain's call, and if they want to attack this town at night under his leadership, it is best to occupy it in advance, if not, they have to send the information back to the fallen The local caravan headquarters.

For this, all of them are rewarded with promotion to full membership.

These miscellaneous soldiers and horse bandits were full of enthusiasm, followed Thain, walked down the hillside, and headed for the quiet Dry Sea Town.

At the same time, the little old bean on the clock tower of Kuhai Town silently put down the binoculars in his hand, stretched out his neck, and shouted to the people below: "Waibi! (Wairi, little old car, the bandits are coming!) "

Little old car: (?Д?≡?д?)? !

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Hearing Xiao Laodou's words, the little old car immediately moved the wheelchair... Pushing the cart board, pushed himself to the bottom of the bell tower, raised the barrel, and signaled that he was listening.

Seeing this, the little old bean raised his binoculars again, carefully observed the size of the enemy coming out of the hill, and said to the little old lane: "Waibi! (A hundred or so miscellaneous soldiers, a strong man with an axe, go and inform Townsfolk and Sarah!)"

Little old car: w(? Д?) w!

"Waibi! (It doesn't matter if you can't speak! They can understand with their momentum!)"

Little old car: (.?ω?′)ゞ!

After accepting the task of the little old bean, the little old car immediately drifted and rushed to the door of the mayor's house in Kuhai Town, which had been requisitioned.

It is the darkest time before dawn, but there are still lights inside the house, and strange shouts like "kirakira, starlight transformation!", "Starlight magic, shining combo!" can be heard from time to time, the little old car Without caring too much, the cannon barrel hit the door, directly blasting the door, attracting the attention of everyone in the room.

"1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4..."

Inside the spacious room, dozens of townspeople of various shapes and haggard faces were standing in neat rows, with one hand on their hips, their legs spread apart, and their right hand holding a pink magic wand to draw circles from left to right. The previous bartender stood at the front, demonstrating the movements for the townspeople. Lucky sister Sarah held a magic wand and sat on the side with her legs crossed, beating the beat for them.

As soon as the little old car came in, everyone's movements became uniform and rigid. They turned their heads in embarrassment and stared awkwardly at the gun barrel that smashed open the door. For a while, the atmosphere was a little awkward.

After a while, Sarah cleared her throat and said in a deep voice, "What's wrong?"

The little old car turned the gun barrel, pulled down a large wall, and displayed its own emoticon screen.

Little old car: ( “ “ ) ~→

Little old car: (`⌒′メ)(`⌒′メ)(`⌒′メ)(′ Yi.)(`⌒′メ)(`⌒′メ)(`⌒′メ)(`⌒′メ)

Little old car: ┌(.Д.)┐! !

The bartender and the townspeople were at a loss. Sarah squinted her eyes, and after a moment's delay, she slapped her thigh: "A big man outside the town rushed over with a bunch of gangsters, let's get ready to fight right away?"

Little old car: ? (?)? !

The bartender looked at Sarah blankly: "How did you understand?"

"When I was on an adventure before, I met a tree-man friend who couldn't speak, and I got it out of practice." Sarah said concisely: "It's not too late, let's start arming immediately."

"But the brothers haven't been able to complete the transformation smoothly..."

"Then let those who can transform come out first, lure them in first, find an opportunity to catch them all at once, if you can't be seduced, you can take the initiative to attack, don't waste time, good luck doesn't f*ck favor the slow-moving idiots!"

Little old car: (~^~)ゞ!

A few minutes later, the Nossus caravan attack team led by Thain reached a distance of [-] meters around the town.

The current situation of Kuhai Town does not show any abnormalities, it is exactly what an ordinary town should look like in the night, it is quiet and silent, and there are not many abnormalities.

But Thain did not relax his vigilance because of this. The alchemy experiment changed his body, but his brain has not been burned out. Cassiopeia and Renekton disappeared one after another, indicating that there must be some extremely terrifying abnormalities around. He didn't think he would be able to handle the troubles that he couldn't handle.

The purpose of his coming here is mainly for reconnaissance. If he can occupy it, he will occupy it directly. But once he encounters an opponent he cannot deal with, he will immediately turn around and run away, delivering the information to the Nossus caravan.

"You, you." Thain casually pointed to the two caravan members, "Go to the town and see if there is anything unusual."

The hundred or so cannon fodders didn't know the truth, they just regarded it as a routine entry test for the caravan, and instead of being afraid, the two people who were pointed out immediately rode their horses and rushed into the town.

Immediately afterwards, there was a few minutes of silence.

When the silence was too long and Thain couldn't sit still, the two members rode back unscathed and whispered: "They said that a group of people came to Dry Sea Town and sent all the caravans in the surrounding towns All the members were killed and their mayor was killed, and when they left, they walked in the direction of the occupied area."

When Thain heard this, he hesitated for a moment and said:

"Don't kill people indiscriminately. These are precious labor. Find [-] people to collect everyone's guns. Just in case, we will go in after we finish this."

Firearms are the core strength of a small town's resistance. Once they lose their weapons, the townspeople will be much easier to deal with even if they have any troubles.

Soon, more guns than expected were confiscated, but they were still within the normal floating range of firearms retention. With so many confiscated, even if they had a little left, they couldn't compete with more than a hundred gangsters up.

Everything went very smoothly, but Thain just felt inexplicably hairy, but now that the situation is normal, he still decided to follow the normal process. He stood at the end and entered the town with the members of the caravan.

Under the night, the members of the caravan walked side by side on the sandy streets of Kuhai Town, surrounded by the townspeople of Kuhai Town who were full of anxiety and terrified. Everyone was quite quiet, no different from the town that had been looted before.

everything is so still...

Gradually, Thain and his men turned into a wide street, which is the main road of the entire Kuhai Town, with the Town People's Square in the middle.It is a straight line without any cover.

Once this kind of place is ambushed...

Thain narrowed his eyes, and just when he was about to ask his subordinates to pay attention, there was a slight vibration from the ground, as if a heavy car was driving on the ground, passing the weight to the people around .

The next moment, a ground surface in the center of the Town People's Square suddenly shattered, and a steel behemoth with a strange shape and an incomprehensible structure quickly drove out from the hidden underground slope and stopped in front of everyone.

Little old car: o(#~▽~)==O

The black muzzle was aimed at the caravan members on the ground. Under their suspicious eyes, the roar of the gun barrel resounded through the sky, and the hot shells pierced through the entire team in an instant, as if a pusher was slammed in the middle of a person's hair. Pushing it over, a large piece of burning flesh and blood shot around, and the wailing sound continued, but it still couldn't stop the shells from flying all the way to Thain's feet, forcing him to retreat.

At the same time, on the clock tower at the top of the square, the little old bean who was covered by the night erupted with blue lightning, and a blast of ice blue electric pea precisely hit the head of a gangster, making his upper body black and twitching. He fell to the ground and died violently, and at the same time, two rounds of the same shape, relatively small peas bombarded the bandits on both sides of them, causing a heart-piercing howl.

Finally, among the townspeople who watched silently on both sides, more than a dozen people silently took out a pink magic wand from their pockets, put one hand on their hips, swung the wand pointing at the sky, and shouted: "Starlight magic, change—body!" ——!”

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After Sarah learned of the invasion of the Nossus caravan, she immediately made combat deployments based on the resources at hand.

First, let all the townspeople pretend to hand over their weapons, hide the starlight magic wand close to their bodies, please enter the urn, let them relax their vigilance, and walk to this avenue in the town square. The little old car, the little old bean at the top fired the first shot, and then the citizens who had learned how to transform transformed into siege on both sides, and combined with himself blocking the road behind hahahahaha, a perfect absolute attack was formed. Killing array.

And what is going on now is the [transformation] link.

The starter set of starlight magic given by Mo Lan to the townspeople of Dry Sea Town is very simple to learn. The main thing is to pick up the magic wand and learn to mobilize the energy stored inside, complete the transformation, understand each magic symbol, and feel that after learning, you can be very Freely use some of the magic skills contained in it until the magic wand runs out of power.The difficulty is similar to that of yo-yo starting from zero foundation to learning the trick of [Tokyo Tower].

But... there is a small problem.

As mentioned before, this magic introductory set is a children's toy in a world, and just like our real world, many children's toys have a relatively obvious gender orientation, the introductory toys in this world are also divided into boys and girls.

The target group for this set is all school-age girls aged 4-9 in that world.

In addition, considering the cost and the sales crowd, this magical set is the default and only transformation costume...

It's a princess dress.

Most of the residents of Kuhai Town who participated in the training were male compatriots in their prime of life.

When everyone yelled "Transformation" in unison, the gangsters had quick eyesight and quick hands, and took out the revolvers on their waists to bang bang bang bang bang at these transformers, but they obviously didn't know that the magic girl's transformation The body is invincible, although this is an entry-level model, it is not a problem to transform into a small pistol of this level.

The bullets hit the balls of light transformed by these magical boys, and they melted silently like drops of water falling into the sea, which could not stop their transformation process in the slightest.

After a set of transformation sound effects that were somewhat similar to Sailor Moon's transformation sound effects, more than a dozen strong men in pale pink princess dresses, showing determination and full of expectations for the future, stood on the ground.

Transformation, done!

"..."

Thain, who had just been repelled by the shells and was about to raise his giant ax to fight back, saw this scene. The giant ax in his hand seemed to be stuck in mid-air, forming a non-stationary picture, and he couldn't swing it no matter what.

...Is this the existence that killed Cassiopeia and Renekton?

After the transformation was completed, the magical boys (girls, middle-aged, young husbands, young women, old people) looked at each other, nodded, and at the same time raised the magic wand in their hands, aiming at the one caught in the middle, at a loss what to do. the bandits.

"Starlight magic..."

"【Starlight missile】!"

The next moment, pale pink stars condensed on the tips of their staffs, forming a beautiful vortex, and the shining five-pointed star shot out, and bombarded the gangsters at the same time, the starlight exploded, blasting them into pieces. Pieces of limbs and arms were broken, and blood splattered in the pale pink light, which looked quite like a child's insole.

One thing must be stated here, for the children in the place where this toy originated, the damage that the starlight missile can cause is at most equal to the level of being hit by a BB bullet from a long distance. It is a very healthy and harmonious preschool education toy , Parents, don't worry.

This first wave of starlight magic volley took the lives of more than a dozen gangsters, and at the same time, Xiao Laodou had already eliminated four times the number of opponents.

The little old bean who has obtained the permanent bonus [Ruana's Hurricane] can now shoot three projectiles at the same time with each attack, hitting three targets, and it has a passive skill brought over from the pea shooter period, every third This attack can be ejected to two additional targets, and the additional projectiles derived from the hurricane can also inherit this additional effect.

And these attacks can accumulate the Q skill [Shooter's Concentration] to increase the attack speed, and can also accumulate electric energy tanks, which can emit electric shocks like electric knives and attack up to eight targets at the same time...

This has led to the fact that Xiao Laodou's level A is the same as TM Dandanle. There can be at most two-digit peas bouncing around on the same screen. In addition, the level of these recruits and gangsters is too low, so it is naturally like being cut wheat. , Qiqi harvested almost everything, fell to the ground and died violently.

It can be said that at this stage, Xiao Laodou is already an extremely qualified soldier clearer and long-range damage player. If one day it can really rise from the ground, it will be a happy kite AD.

The chariot is firing, the peas are bouncing, and the girls in women's clothing are playing with pink starlight... Seeing this scene, Thain silently took two steps back, turned around, and prepared to run away, leaving behind a bunch of horrible creatures in Dry Sea Town. Report the information to the leader of the caravan, Darius the Hunter.

But just as he turned his head, he saw Sarah standing calmly at the intersection with a headset on.

Instinct made Thain want to leap to the side to dodge, but before he could do this, a huge ice-blue bean fell from the sky and hit him behind him, causing his consciousness to fall into chaos .

[Magic Crystal Bean], successfully stunned.

All the townspeople of Dry Sea Town retracted into the buildings on both sides of the road in a very tacit understanding. Afterwards, looking at the dizzy Thain, Sarah took a deep breath and let out a series of laughter that shocked the soul!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

A large sonic boom shot out through the cone-shaped condensate headset, spreading out in a cone shape, covering Thain and every gangster behind him. Under the sonic boom, these gangsters trembled all over and had bleeding from their mouths and noses , eyes turned white, bones were shattered, and the gangsters in the entire half of the area fell to the ground collectively, without a sound.

Counting the output of the little old bean, the little old car and the magic girls, all the recruits and gangsters have played GG at this moment, and in the dry sea town, except for the townspeople who have not transformed Other than mental trauma, there were no casualties.

Therefore, when Thain recovered from the dizziness, what he was facing was the gun barrel of the little old car, the peas of the little old bean, the magic wands of a dozen magical girls, and the gun that Sarah was charging. The next salvo.

Seeing this scene, Thain held the axe, looked up at the sky, took a deep breath, and let out a soft exclamation.

"I c you..."

"Boom boom boom!"

"boom!!"