How Did It Become a River Crab?

Xiao You's blood volume is only 15% left, and she belongs to the melee combat faction [Fist is hardened]. My little brother is confident that at least he can use his Wing Chun Flame Fist to push her to single-digit blood volume Mo Lan and Xiaolaoche can kill him smoothly!

However, at this moment, Xiao You in front of the little brother did something that neither the little brother nor Mo Lan thought of.

She started screaming strangely.

At this moment, her pretty face was pulled extremely distorted in an instant, as if [-]% of the rubber fruit skill was spent by the pirate king Lu Fei, and the whole face looked like in "Fist of the North Star", being blown up by the protagonist Kenjiro, about to explode The head is similar to that of a soldier, and mixed with a bit of the charm of Penn and the classic Honkai face in the city. It is a face that combines the great achievements of the face art world, enough to be turned into a meme and recorded in history.

"Ah--puff puff puff!"

Xiao You made a strange cry with unknown meaning. At that moment, the little brother who had experienced many battles actually felt a strange sense of panic. This kind of fear made his actions slow down for a moment, and in this short moment, Xiao You He took out a stick from his backpack. The end of this wooden stick had a long, narrow and sharp iron hook. While Xiao You screamed strangely, his slender arm muscles bulged, aiming at the lower body of the little brother, and put the iron hook on the stick. Stretching down, he hooked fiercely in the opposite direction!

At this moment, Mo Lan understood.

This Xiao You...is probably a disciple of the [Unlimited Fighting] school!

The so-called [Unlimited Fighting] was developed by an expert surnamed Chen in China at the end of the 90s. It is the ultimate practical martial arts for actual combat. The general book of martial arts is "Extremely Powerful, Practical -Unlimited Fighting Technique! ", the essence of this kind of martial arts can be perfectly summed up with only a few key words: vicious, cold-blooded, and vicious.

To put it simply, it is to attack only three routes, and only attack the eyes, nose and throat when attacking. If you can fight with a gun, you will not fight with your bare hands. If you blow up your family to death, then you must never go to the appointment seriously. It is a magical martial art born for victory. It has caused very widespread controversy on the Huaxia Internet. In a sense, it is similar to the character in "Blade Tooth" [ The [Super Actual Combat Style] in the collection of this part has the same effect.

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Because this classic of the founding school is a work that minors are forbidden to watch in name, so the original father Mo Ming did not treat this classic as the same as "The Best Collection of Junji Ito" and "Three-Body Problem" Putting it in Mo Lan's children's bookshelf, but using oral instructions to teach by example, he felt at that time that the author of this book, Teacher Chen, and himself must be friends in soul and comrades in arms.

The "martial arts" recorded in the Unlimited Fighting classics not only include all kinds of sinister and cruel sneak attack methods, but also all kinds of bold and bizarre inventions and creations. Compared with the limits of human beings on the earth, it can be said that it can compete with Nangong some Never too much.

The weapons he created by himself include but are not limited to the various firework weapons that he used just now. At this moment, there is a knife sandwiched in the middle, with a hooked blade stick on the top, and even when the enemy is going to the toilet, he throws it from the toilet next door. This artistic idea that Mo Lan once made in the Zhantong dungeon, the firecracker goes in and blows up people's buttocks, can be said to be the ancestor of silt and a wonderful work of martial arts.

Mo Lan, a non-professional, does not comment on the practical significance of this kind of martial arts. Although when Mo Ming was young, this book really taught many taxi drivers and service industry employees some self-protection methods. His His disciples have also benefited the society with what he has learned all his life, and Mo Lan has also used this classic book to do good deeds to hold the banner, but he believes that this kind of kung fu is just like what it says on the cover. The adverse effects are immeasurable.Its own flaws are also obvious, and it cannot be regarded as the right way, and it is not advisable to exaggerate or demote.

But in the endless space... it doesn't matter.

Seeing that there was no place below that was about to pass away for the second time, the little brother immediately punched out the shield he had saved up before with a [Deliberate Blow Fist], barely blocking the damage from this critical blow. Seeing this, Xiao You once again There was a corner sound, and the blade stick in his hand was poked out again, but this time, a golden hammer hit her on the head, stopping her movement in mid-air, and the little brother took the opportunity to knock the blade stick in his hand several meters away , slowed down.

[Golden Hammer Talisman of Fear of Names]...

After being given the method of cracking the treasure by the system, Xiao You just wanted to shout, but then her heart tightened, she checked her body, and found that at some point, a weird sticker was pasted on the back of her dead wind JSK, she thought for a moment, He still gave up shouting, decided to resist the stun, and took out another weapon from his backpack.

A pair of sharp sewing scissors.

Xiao You screamed strangely several times, shocking the little brother's mind, and at the same time, taking advantage of the gap between the talisman's head knocking, the scissors in his hand burst out like phantoms, and poked towards the little brother!

Scissors are also the classic weapons on the cover of Unlimited Fighting books. They can be seen everywhere and are easy to use. Embolden yourself, let the enemy's mind be intimidated, and create an opportunity to take advantage of. Obviously, in the endless space, this strange call combined with Xiao You's facial expressions turned into a soft-control weapon with actual mental damage.

The little brother couldn't dodge in time, he was stabbed in the chest twice in succession, and his blood volume was only bloody skin. an effective counterattack.

Xiao You screamed again, and the scissors in his hand were about to strike again. Suddenly, a nostalgic recitation sounded from Xiao You's side.

"White hair floats in green water, anthurium dials clear waves~"

Bang!

In the next second, Xiao You was slammed into by Mo Lan's little old goose rocking car, avenging the previous truck. Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan sprinted away from the body of the car. At this moment, only Tom Xiao You whose cat was stuck to the car like a car, the little old goose car, and...

A teddy bear in the car.

"boom!!"

[Semi-automatic high-level charming teddy bear self-detonation bait] exploded at this moment, Xiao You's figure was engulfed by the flames, and disappeared without a trace in the raging purple flames.

"Roar (... dead?)"

"It's okay if you don't say it, if you say it, you will definitely not die."

Mo Lan let out a long sigh, knowing that Xiao You, as the opponent in the battle of the champion and runner-up in the group arena, would not be killed by this trick of the little old goose self-destructing car.

Sure enough, after the smoke cleared, Xiao You's figure was still standing in the same place. The hem of her JSK skirt was torn, and her pantyhose had several holes broken, but she was still majestic, and her health bar...hadn't dropped.

This is a very weird thing, but in the next second, it will not be weird.Because the blood bar above Xiao You's head suddenly seemed to lose its viscous correction tape, and slowly fell down, and under this correction tape blood bar, there was still 38% of the real life value left.

"As expected of a master of unrestricted fighting, even the health bar is full of deceit." Mo Lan said with emotion.

"Thank you, Mr. Chen is full of martial arts inheritance, and I only learned three or four points." Xiao You responded modestly, and took out two Gatling machine guns from his backpack. Formed, Gatling aimed at Mo Lan and the little brother, and quickly turned.

"It seems that you have a special liking for the fireworks in Mr. Chen's weaponry."

"Naturally, if it wasn't for the fireworks stick, I still wouldn't be able to get in touch with Mr. Chen's magical skills." During the distorted explanation time, the girl said modestly.

"Oh? How do you say this?"

"Before I died unexpectedly and came to Endless Space, I saw such a classic news article when I was a child."

"During the Spring Festival of 2021, Rongcheng briefly opened fireworks display activities in designated areas. At that time, in the fireworks display area, two traffickers took advantage of the crowds and took away a three-and-a-half-year-old girl."

"This is a very terrible tragedy, but at this moment, a local junior high school boy in Rongcheng discovered these two suspicious-looking men who were carrying the struggling child. He did not act rashly, but immediately joined his classmates quietly. I bought a few fireworks sticks and a firework top with lead wires, one of them went to the security guard, and several others approached from behind and surrounded them for questioning."

"The trafficker is a novice, so he put down the child with a guilty conscience and took out a knife to threaten him. Seeing this, the junior high school boy immediately ordered a classmate to drag the little girl away. The remaining brothers lit firework sticks and aimed directly at the trafficker. He also used a firework gyro to stuff his body into the crotch of the trafficker, and beat the trafficker until he was cooked with fireworks sticks totaling tens of dollars. In addition, the child was rescued, the trafficker was brought to justice, and he was sent to the hospital, where the examination revealed severe burns on his chest, which made it unusable.”

"Later, the reporter went to the hospital to interview the junior high school student in Rongcheng. He actually warned everyone not to learn his own dangerous tactics, try to find an adult to deal with the problem, and give priority to ensuring his own safety. Then he said that he had heard about the unrestricted fighting technique. Some essence, understand [to deal with evil people, you must use more insidious, base, and disgusting methods than the evil people to deal with them, in order to protect the good people], and finally came up with this strange trick.”

"From that day on, the junior high school boy who did not want to be named became my idol, even when I entered the endless space, and it was because of him that I chose this unlimited fighting technique after entering the endless space The way to uphold justice, punish rape and eradicate evil.”

"That's how admirable it is."

Mo Lan's tone was somewhat guilty.

Stomach is broken, please take a day off

The power of KFC is comparable to Wallace, and the temperature of the toilet is evocative.

Ah, the toilet seat.

Ah, the toilet seat.

Ah, the flush key.

You are my attachment tonight.

Tomorrow, I will try my best to make it to the third watch, beat up unlimited fighters, and when I meet new junior brothers, I will post a book friend group number that many people haven't seen before: 1026902792

The password is: activate backup hidden energy

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Chapter 5: True Unlimited Fighting (5K[-])

"But to be honest, after entering the endless space and becoming an unlimited fighter, I always have a mysterious sense of lack."

Xiao Youyou sighed, and the fireworks gatling with both hands were infinitely spun, and countless fireworks bullets burst out, just like the magic wand in the hands of an enthusiastic citizen surnamed Mo who did not want to be named, moving towards Mo Lan and The little brother attacked and killed him.

"Why is this? I can finally punish rape and eradicate evil, and finally be able to use the unlimited fighting technique I have dreamed of. It is obviously double the happiness, but I often have a mysterious sense of lack."

"Later, after a period of exploration and discovery, I finally understood the answer, which also made me embark on a stronger path."

In the rain of fireworks, Xiao You said calmly.

"What kind of road is that?" Mo Lan, who was holding his buttocks with his little brother and jumping like a crab flying dragon to avoid the fireworks, asked.

"It's up to you to show off your skills."

"No problem, please look down." Mo Lan said.

"What?!" Xiao You's heart tightened, she didn't look down at her feet, but threw down two Gatlings and drew back, using the fastest speed to get away from where she was standing. However, she found that In the place where I was originally in front, nothing unusual happened.

At the same time, behind Xiao You, the little old car held up four thorns and stabbed towards Xiao You's back at the same time!

Little old car: o(≧mouth≦)o! ! !

Four dung-pulling treasures bombarded the girl's fair-skinned back neck at the same time, and the sound of exploding and roaring overlapped into one place, drowning Xiao You in an instant!

When did the little old car appear?

The answer is that the moment the mobile dummy released the sequence of silt, Mo Lan used the [-]-level special effect of [Summon Specialization] to summon the little old car behind Xiao You through the mobile dummy as the casting medium. The old car then took out the four thorn mines that had been prepared and stood by at the same time.

Under the guild bonus of [Boundary Patrol Snake], the damage of the four thorn mines is quite good, and because of various backstab special effects (yes, in the field of vision of the Boundary Patrol Snake bonus, pulling dung Bao meets the standard of hand-held melee weapons, so it is a cold weapon...), which kept the little old car concealed, so that Xiao You couldn't avoid it in time, and ate four piles of dung treasures in a row.

Xiao You, who was blown away by the blast wave and rolled twice on the ground, took out two toy water guns from under her skirt, and the transparent and colorless liquid shot out from the water guns and spread to the surrounding Mo Lan's summoned creatures. The Void Beasts who were charging were immediately corroded by the liquid into a pile of unsightly purple ice cream. The scene was extremely miserable.

The sulfuric acid in the water gun is one of the high-quality assassination methods of unlimited fighting. It has high concealment, high feasibility, high security and the effect of reducing the enemy's vigilance. Xiao You was sent to the sky, and the beautiful girl in the lo skirt spun extremely fast in the air, like a circular fountain ballet dancer, spraying all the sulfuric acid into the distance, at the same time, Mo Lan, the little brother, and the little old car rushed below her immediately, Lifting the programmer's magic book, the air slash and armor-piercing projectiles aimed at Xiao You and started bombing, preparing to kill him in an air burst before he landed.

At the end of the day, the skirt cloth on Xiao You's back was torn apart, and the two pieces of skin were opened to the left and right sides in the shape of a missile launch hatch, and two disposable plasma propulsion devices protruded from it, pushing Xiao You down violently. come down!

"Mom, are you still a mecha-modifier?" Mo Lan was startled.

"It's not just that, let's see my penultimate trump card, let me die!"

Xiao You's face distorted in mid-air into Payne's [My Pain Is Above You] classic Yan Yi style. The clothes on her chest were opened to the sides in an instant. She took out a remote control from it, dropped from the sky, and aimed at Mo Lan. He and the heroes of the younger generation raised the buttons in their hands.

"Xiao You MK-III, activate the backup hidden energy!"

"Damn it, fellow!"

"boom!!"

The next moment, Xiao You MK-III exploded.

The power of the explosion, to be honest, is not as good as Mo Lan's [Self-Explosion Button], which can probably knock out 35% of Mo Lan's HP. Lan and the others are already more than sufficient.

When the dust from the explosion cleared, there was the little old bean lying on the ground, the car turned upside down, the little old car that threw the blade of the abyss back to Mo Lan's inventory at the last moment, and a small acceleration altar. The killing message has not yet come.

On a silent battlefield, the Acceleration Altar and the remains of the mech transformer Xiao You looked at each other silently. After a while, with the help of the commentary force field, a river crab ghost emerged from the Acceleration Altar and asked: "Sisters, what are you doing?" Haven't finished yet?"

"This question is what I want to ask." Xiao You's voice came slowly from the ground, "My soul is hiding in the underground container, and the remote-controlled mecha man has blown you all up, please tell me why you still not dead?"

As expected of a true disciple of Unrestricted Martial Arts, if he can blow up with a robot, he will never go into battle himself, which is really wonderful.

"The answer is that the canyon scuttle crab will be revived in three minutes." Mo Lan said, "Sister, the fate is really wonderful. Speaking of which, I'm still half your master."

"You are the idol back then." After a moment of silence, Xiao You asked, "In the endless space, fate is a very magical thing, many people will encounter unexpected fate many times, so I once I used technological simulation to analyze what kind of voice you would have when you changed your voice in junior high school. The accuracy rate is [-]%. From the time I heard you speak, I probably guessed it. I am specifically telling this story, just curious if you will Blow yourself up and use this as an excuse to ask me to surrender and repay my kindness."

"I, Mo Lan, have been working hard all my life. I have always strived to reduce bad work, do good and do good, and use other people's respect for me to gain benefits. I don't really want to do bad work. Even if it's a game that relies on personalized AI I don't want to do this with the simulated NPC, it's neither interesting nor fun." Mo Lan sighed, "Besides, a fighter like you won't give up fighting because of the identity of the opponent."

Personalized simulation technology was first launched in 2025. After agreeing to the agreement, it is not uncommon for Mo Lan to see stories and characters linked to real identities in the game. No matter in the game or in reality, he must be himself Wanting to be a good scum, not a bad scum for his teammates and others, is Mo Lan's life creed.

"You're right, I've always hoped to fight against you in the endless space." Xiao You from the ground sighed, "Then, use my strength to prove that I have surpassed my idol, and I am qualified to fight against a greater world." Move forward."

"When you say this, I feel a bit of hypocrisy and guilt for the next decisive battle." Mo Lan said, "The opponent I met in the third round turned into a fireworks explosion, and I saved one game of resources. If you win, it's a bit of a victory."

"Brother, you don't have to worry about this." Xiao You said, "My third opponent is a blue bar mage who has emptied the mana, and he sacrificed the purple consumable from "Hearthstone" as soon as he landed. Pyro Explosion Wand], the effect is to release a large number of Pyroblasts to randomly attack any opponent on the field, but he was hit by his magic wand five times in a row, and died on the spot. Our progress should be about the same."

"Okay, then after the end of my resurrection time, I will dig three feet to find you, and you and I will have a showdown!"