How Did It Become a River Crab?

The two played back the whole news, and after a moment of silence, Wei Luo scratched the fox's ears: "How many times is this the first time?"

"The fourth time," Endas replied, "something really went wrong."

"What do you mean?" Mo Lan looked at Yihu Yixing, "How many planets have recently turned into pyramids?"

"It's not a pyramid, but in the past six months, there have been four planet-level disasters in the entire Second Galaxy." Wei Luo replied, "The first time was that a large number of metal spikes suddenly grew inside the entire planet, causing A colony of billions of people turned into an uninhabitable dead place, and a second time the entire population of a giant urban ship in the Empire of Storms turned into a... wardrobe at the same time."

"Wardrobe?"

"Yes, it's a wardrobe. The eight-figure population raised their wings horizontally at the same time, and their bodies were quickly transformed into resin-like materials. The chest became openable and closed. Inside were all the clothes they had worn in their lives. All attempts to restore Their methods have all failed, and the city spaceship is now temporarily abandoned and exiled to the border of the galaxy."

"Mom..." Mo Lan was startled, "What about the third thing?"

"I don't know." Wei Luo spread his hands.

"I don't know if it's okay?"

"It's not that Wei Luo doesn't know, it's that everyone doesn't know." Endas said in a deep voice, "We all know that a disaster happened, and it affected at least several planets, but what is this disaster that caused As a result, none of us can remember, all written and visual records of the disaster disappeared at some point, like a kind of cognitive pollution."

"Has this galaxy always been this evil?"

"That's not the case. Although there have always been various chaos in the Second Galaxy, due to the cooperation and control of major civilizations, most of the crises can be resolved reasonably, and many of them can even be turned into technology and resources in turn. Give back to the major civilizations, give me a chestnut, Ms. Xingji, have you found a very interesting thing, during your stargazing process, there are at least five or six blocks, and the telescope cannot be moved no matter what, even if If you force the camera to move over there, the picture will only move up and down diagonally?"

"There is such a thing." Xing Xing said: "What does this represent?"

"This means those areas, as long as you [look] at them with the naked eye..." Wei Luo tapped on his sunglasses, "something will happen."

"The universe is so vast that it is nonsense to prohibit people from observing the starry sky. Therefore, the major civilizations worked together to formulate a set of black technology that forbids all astronomical equipment from observing dangerous areas, and solved this problem."

"As for what's hidden in those places, our scientific research ships don't have enough authority, so we don't know, but when I was doing surface exploration missions on high-risk planets, I heard from my colleagues that in order to explore these dangerous areas, the Theocracy lost money. Hundreds of thousands of excellent scientific researchers have been recruited, and various advanced technologies have been acquired as a result. Generally speaking, before the half a year ago, Second Galaxy can be said to have both opportunities and challenges."

"But in the past six months... it's very evil. The major civilizations did not do anything out of the ordinary, but various disasters occurred frequently, which caused a considerable degree of negative impact on the major civilizations. At first everyone thought it was a problem with the scientific research ship, but After prohibiting exploration activities, the frequency of disasters not only did not decrease, but also increased by a few points due to the lack of assistance and early warning from private scientific research ships.

This feeling... as if there is something unknown that is actively triggering the many hidden dangers left by the last era.

There is nothing the countries can do now, they can only take one step at a time, solve the major disasters as quickly as possible, and maintain the order of the universe. "

"From a certain point of view, the reason why [Anyue] we are going to be tortured by mentally retarded AI for so long has a lot to do with the lack of manpower in the country. Although it is very bad to say this, objectively speaking In other words, the occurrence of these disasters has indeed given our private scientific research team a chance to climb up."

"Is that so..."

Mo Lan nodded. It is indeed known as the [Junkyard], a world of stellaris-X where even fifth-level users can overturn their cars. Presumably, in the next journey, there will only be more and more evil things.

Damn it, how is this a universe of stars?It's just a giant SCP item group, okay?

One day later, the [Advertising Space Rental] arrived at the edge of the channel leading to the star system where Anyue star is located, and there is still a minute to leave the hyperspace channel and jump directly to the surrounding of Anyue planet.

"Before officially arriving at the destination, I will explain the mission content to you again."

Inside the bridge, Wei Luo and Mo Lan stood on both sides of the captain's seat, and below was a sea of ​​dozens of red and white happy crabs, and the giant pincer crabs stood on their backs (yes, the flexibility of these crabs beyond imagination), listening seriously to the captain's speech.

"Our task is to monitor the situation of the [Anyue] planet in low-Earth orbit, use the onboard scout telescope to record the surface conditions in real time, and figure out what the mentally retarded AI on the ground has done to the entire planet. In other words, this is a long-range reconnaissance mission, which is very suitable as the first experience for you crab brothers, it is very safe, don’t be nervous, understand?”

"Come on! (Okay!)"

"Okay, get ready to leave the hyperspace channel and arrive at Anyue's extraterrestrial orbit!" Wei Luo nodded in satisfaction, but found that Mo Lan beside him sighed softly.

"What's wrong, Brother Mo?"

"Wei Luo." Mo Lan looked at him and said earnestly:

"Do you know what is the first thing you need to do to become an excellent player... the leader of the scientific research team?"

"What is it?"

"It's to learn..."

In the next second, the surrounding scenery changed from the colorful hyperspace channel to the boundless starry sky. The advertising space rental number got out of the jumping state and resumed its normal sailing speed, and the gray planet called [Anyue] , just in front of the porthole, occupying 50% of the field of view.

A few seconds later, more than a dozen hot solid shells flew from Anyue's direction, and bombarded the shield of the Executioner-class battleship. The azure shield seemed to be thrown into a boulder lake. Continuous ripples erupted in an instant, reducing the shield value to below 60%.

"...don't set the FLAG."

"Remember what I said before?" Wei Luo was silent for a second, then turned to the crab crew.

"Come on!"

"Okay, forget everything now, all members, enter the fighting state!"

Chapter 3 Star Banxian is awesome! ([-]K)

At the moment of issuing this command, Wei Luo immediately rushed to the helmsman's position and changed the spaceship to manual mode. The whole ship moved to the right and glides for a distance of several kilometers in an instant, barely avoiding the next dozens of Launch energy shells.

The giant claw crabs and giant claw crabs reacted quickly, quickly moved laterally away from the bridge, and completed their positions at the gunner's position. Endas immediately opened the shipboard telescope and looked in the direction of the surface of Anyue star.

On the planet's surface, half of Anyue's planetary coastal defense guns were activated. These AI-controlled automatic anti-space weapons aimed at the Advertisement Space Rent at the same time, and fired blazing high-speed shells to destroy the ship. The frigate turned into molten space junk.

"We have the official identification code of the Star Fox Theocracy. Generally speaking, the AI ​​governor does not have the authority to attack us with this coastal defense artillery." Wei Luo gritted his teeth, "This artificial mental retardation is completely out of control."

"Is there a way to go back the same way?" Mo Lan asked. During the conversation, dozens of shells roared from the ground, and a small half of them successfully hit the ship's shield. The shield with the capacitor charged a little bit is the same as the fund bought by TM Mengxin, and it fell off in an instant.

Anyue Star is a remote planet located on the border of the Second Galaxy, surrounded by no neighboring countries. It has never suffered any form of external attack, so its surface defense facilities have not been updated much. Not only does it not have planetary shields, but it uses relatively Old-fashioned kinetic anti-aircraft turrets...

But it can't hold up half of the forts on a planet to attack a frigate at the same time...

"No, the hyperspace jumping device needs to be recharged, and it will take at least a day." Endas shook his head (referring to the large area of ​​the upper body swinging back and forth), "Our only way out now is to forcefully land where the anti-aircraft guns cannot attack on the surface."

"Then fuck it down!" Wei Luo yelled loudly, and switched the spaceship to single-player control mode. The advertising space rental began to vibrate Z-shape in space, avoiding the shells bombarded from the surface at full speed.

Small also has small advantages, it is convenient to wear women... No, there is a natural advantage in avoiding shelling. Wei Luo is obviously a veteran of interstellar drag racing, and he is superb at playing space initials. The crab claw spaceship flies in space like wild crabs, Nimbly sprinting through the rain of bullets fired from the surface towards the surface at full speed, Mo Lan knew at a glance that if this person plays Dongfang, he must be the ultimate player who can clear the L difficulty in one day.

During the flight, the crab workers on the gunner's position were not idle. Several groups of turrets emitted lasers of different colors downwards, aiming at the nearest ground turret to shoot. Shooting a few times can often achieve some results.

There are two types of turrets on the advertising space rental account. One is the self-produced laser produced by Qunxing Universe, and the other is the focused laser created by the world view of "Eve Before Star Wars". The difference between the two is that the former has lower instantaneous damage. , but it can be launched continuously. The latter has good single-shot damage, but there will be an interval between each launch.

To use a more humane example, Qunxing laser held back half an hour in get out of class, and then rushed to the toilet to urinate after class, which was long and long. The EVE laser is a water gun with a long range and a fast speed. It is far and fierce when it is fired, but it has an attack speed CD that is limited by the speed of pulling the trigger. Both have their own advantages and disadvantages. Mixed doubles, the anti-aircraft guns on the ground burst into pieces one after another. Destroyed, it gave Mo Lan the refreshing feeling of going to the toilet when she was a child, aiming at the stains in the pit and melting them.

However, it is difficult for a single ship to defeat ten guns. Although the coastal defense guns on the surface are generally accurate and fast, the AI ​​that controls them is new in recent years. The internally loaded fire control system is considered advanced, which greatly improves their combat effectiveness. Accurately, the shield of the Advertisement Space Rental was still lowering downward at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally broke open like a cracked eggshell, allowing the first shell to hit the ship.

The advertising light board that had been out for a long time was shattered by the shell and slid down from the ship.

"No, 【Sky Castle King Fast Food】!"

"Boom!" The hull vibrated!

"Don't die, [Fa Ji Xing Xian Food Stall]!"

"Oh!"

"[Fangli Laxative]!! Why!!"

Wei Luo and Mo Lan grabbed the ground with their heads, and were deeply saddened, witnessing the disappearance of billboard brothers one after another. For a moment, Mo Lan felt as if he had returned to the true ending of Nier Automata, and summoned those who had deleted their save files to help Player comrades, the sad years of fighting side by side.

"No, if this continues, we will all have to become freshly baked meals in space." Endas glanced at the dashboard, frowned and said: "The closer to the surface, the higher the hit rate of the coastal defense artillery, even if It is an optimistic estimate, and we will also be smashed at a position of 1800 kilometers in low-Earth orbit."

"Then there is only one way left." Mo Lan thought for a moment, slapped the pliers, and said to Wei Luo and Endas: "Start the small jumping engine!"

"Fuck, are you sure?"

The [small jump engine] mentioned by Mo Lan is an engine configuration device on this ship. Under the laws of physics in the universe of stars, its effect is to allow the spacecraft to make a jump propulsion of a very short distance (relative to light years) , which is equivalent to a hyperspace jump lasting 0.01 seconds, allowing the ship to span a very long distance in a short period of time.

To illustrate with a relatively simple and easy-to-understand example, many people have played with pull-back cars or wind-up cars when they were young. When the tension and spring are fully loaded, it will rush a long distance in a short time, and small jumps It can be understood as an extremely rapid push back.

But there is a problem with this. The friction problem can be ignored by the built-in vibration stabilization device, but the jump after the transformation has a lot of propulsion. If you jump to the top of the ground at one time, it is likely to be unable to stop due to inertia. The boat plunged headlong into the ground, and if the landing posture was wrong, everyone would have to GG on the spot.

"Do you have another way? GKD!" Mo Lan turned to En Daxing and said, "Can you figure out the right time for the transition?"

"I can figure out a male reproductive organ!" Endas said angrily, "Do you think I am the Doraemon of your descendants? Then there is a whole planet below, and I have to put an external electronic brain on it." Count ten minutes! Unless I'm given a safer alternative landing range, but that counts... oh."

Endas was half angry, and stopped being angry. Together with Mo Lan and Wei Luo, they looked at Xingji beside him at the same time.

Xing Ji glanced left and then again, the tail feathers behind him were tangled together in a daze.

"(°Д°) Why are you all looking at me?"

Fifteen seconds later, 2500 meters above the surface of Anyue Star, a spaceship covered with billboards appeared out of thin air above the sky, and with the power of a meteorite hitting the earth... it plunged into the soft gray soil.

During the earthquake, Mo Lan and others who were soaked in the protective force field in the bridge were also thrown into a mess. The sudden change of gravity made them dizzy. They got up from the porthole in a daze, and Mo Lan trembled. He called out the little old melon, and began to spray water on the injured crew members one by one.

"Fuck, Xing Banxian is amazing!" Mo Lan let out a long breath, "Can you fucking figure this all out?"

At a critical juncture, Xingji successfully assisted Endas to calculate the possible safe landing location and distance with a wave of divine calculations. At this moment, it seems that the combination of technology and metaphysics has once again achieved a phased victory.

"You have won the prize... Hehehe... Hey... The sky is full of stars, so many..."

"Little melon, give Xing Banxian two sips to taste the sweetness, she will pass soon."

"Endas, how are the crew?" Wei Luo recovered the fastest. He put the FOX48 co-branded cup he was protecting under his body on the ground, and asked with his head the pile of Endas sticking to the porthole.

"It's like a starfish." En Daxing said in a low voice: "There are no dead crabs, the frog seeds and the repeater are tied together and survived. Some of the crabs successfully buffered at the safe point, and the others didn't have time to enter the buffer point. Yes, five escaped unharmed in the closet, two were bounced back by the burst toilet water, and four hit the high-strength space bed placed on the wall, unscathed..."

"Fuck, Xing Banxian is amazing!" Mo Lan made the voice of the repeater.

Since the original reconnaissance mission was completely destroyed by the AI ​​governor who ran away completely, and the ship was temporarily unable to take off due to the overheating of the engine and too strong recoil, everyone gathered in the spaceship inserted into the ground and decided to learn from Ultraman Geed. Spirit, if you can't sit still, get out of the cabin immediately, look for the nearest civilized settlement, and explore the current situation of this planet.

After a few minutes of rectification, Mo Lan's team left the crabs to overhaul the equipment, while he climbed out of the ship's escape passage and landed on the land of Anyuexing.

The size of Anyue is about the same as that of Mercury, and its gravity is equivalent to that of the earth. The place where the landing point looks is desolate. This place does not seem to be a mining area or a residential area, but a simple wilderness.

Just as the few people were about to follow the location and head towards the recorded direction, they saw an exploration jeep driving all the way from the gray hills and stopped in front of Mo Lan's people.

Two Starfox people, a human and a Jiusan hurriedly stepped down from the jeep. The clothes of these people looked like local mining engineers, but at this moment, everyone was ashamed and purple-faced. Thin, his legs (the whole body of Jiusan) trembled, and he looked like a miserable famine victim.

"Please, may I ask..." The lead star fox engineer walked over with trembling steps, it looked like a set of springs were installed on TM's legs: "Is it the reinforcements sent by the Theocracy?"

"Uh..." Wei Luo glanced at his teammates behind him, "Strictly speaking, it doesn't count."

"You, here, here have the unit number." The engineer pointed to Wei Luo's chest inarticulately: "FOX48, unit, this, now the unit is quite two-dimensional. I used to have that, that time..."

"Stop talking, we are." Wei Luo covered his eyes.

At this moment, the Xinghu engineer suddenly opened his fox's mouth and burst into tears.

"Dear ones! We can count, count on you to come!!"

Chapter 3.5 is about the life and death journey of the planet... ([-]k)