How Did It Become a River Crab?

"I have another question. Is it because you are missing an eye that you always glance to the side?"

"Oh, no." Wei Luo glanced around again, "It's because some ghosts often appear next to me, and they don't disappear without a glance, so it's okay to take a look. Wearing sunglasses is also to cover up this problem."

"What kind of curse is this mysterious relic that brought you?"

"A bell." Wei Luo recalled and explained:

"It looks a bit like the bells hung around their necks when we raised animals in ancient times. It has no actual lethality, but as soon as you hear its sound, the person who hears it will be at the edge of your sight from time to time for the rest of your life. If you see a humanoid ghost with huge hands, if you don’t look away, it will get closer and closer, and even cause psychological harm to people. What’s more troublesome is that this bastard will also come to disgust you when you are sleeping. Most people end up committing suicide due to extreme mental exhaustion."

"...I know this thing." Mo Lan nodded. If Wei Luo's narration is all true, in Mo Lan's impression, there is a thing very similar to this thing in the SCP Foundation series, and its full name is SCP-513【 Cow Bell], combined with what Mo Lan had seen on Starchaser information before, there are many SCP series items that were involved in this world by space turbulence, and the two just matched.

"But the problem is, you don't look like you're mentally tired at all."

"Exploring pits and digging graves all day long is not without its benefits." Wei Luo laughed, "I have encountered a thing that claims to be a happy tester, and I was involved in the scene of a live-action horror movie with dozens of prospectors around me. , I ran for a week under the pursuit of a bunch of valuables, and the two brothers and I finally came out. After passing the courage test training, I have no relationship with fear since then, and I will not be afraid of anything. The mental strength is also twice as high as the previous Theocracy record, this little bell stickman can't do anything to me, just look at it if you have nothing to do."

"Good guy, you can write a book by yourself." Mo Lan said admiringly, "Are you interested in becoming a human, wearing a handsome purple suit, and finding a cold and beautiful swordsman girlfriend to wander infinite online games?"

"What?"

"It's nothing."

In the following time, Wei Luo discussed with his little brother the secret of improving the reaction speed, and when he had nothing to do, he told Mo Lan and Xing Ji about his adventures as a prospector.

He once found a bed in an abandoned space station. The bed must keep everyone lying flat, otherwise it will be cut in half, and its scope of influence is still expanding. All the people in a colonial planet were cut in half GG. In desperation, Brother Wei Luo, who had been cut in half, supported his upper body, took the silver chariot and went over to chop the bed with all his strength, until the medical team came to give him The lower body was attached, and now there is a very shallow thin line on Wei Luo's waist, those who didn't know it thought it was a cesarean section scar.

He was also chasing down a pirate who used relics to misbehave. The pirate was holding a recipe. He just clicked on the recipe, and all eligible materials within one kilometer around it would be automatically stripped and processed into The finished dishes naturally include a lot of meat. Wei Luo paid the price of one hand, one leg and half a kidney, and successfully figured out the scope of action before the opposite side came up with the dish "Roasted Brain Flower", and made a phone call. Directly summon Clearing Strike to vaporize it.

After listening to Wei Luo's shocking fox life, Mo Lan and Xingji were silent for a long time, and couldn't help sighing: "It seems that the pirate really doesn't like roasted brains..."

"Brother Mo is almost enough."

Just when a few people were joking around, the colorful river of hyperspace channel outside the porthole gradually stopped flowing at an extremely fast speed, revealing the dead black starry sky.

"That's it?" Mo Lan scratched her head: "Didn't you say it will take several hours?"

"...That's why we didn't arrive." The smile on Wei Luo's face disappeared instantly, he straightened up, and looked up at the things outside the porthole.

They didn't see it clearly when they stopped just now, but at this moment, everyone discovered that outside the porthole, in the universe, there is a huge force field, like a bubble, which wraps the advertising space for rent.

The moment Wei Luo saw the bubble-shaped force field clearly, Wei Luo rushed forward and pressed his finger on the ship's automatic evasive attitude button. The entire ship quickly began to perform random high-speed evasive actions, and all weapons and equipment entered In the standby state, Endas, who was sleeping glued to the sky, was thrown from the ceiling to the ground with a "pop", and immediately got up from the ground like pulling out chewing gum, and seamlessly entered the combat position.

"What's the situation?" Mo Lan signaled Xingji to enter the fighting state, and pulled out all the junior Yingjie, "You have a lot of experience, you need to popularize science."

"This is an interception bubble, a technology that can force passing ships to escape from hyperspace." Wei Luo narrowed his eyes and said, "This is the mysterious technology of a large pirate group [Emerald Passage] in the Star Fox Sect. They have not been successfully reversed by the Star Fox Sect, and they still have the optical technology that makes the hull completely invisible during flight, and they have committed four-digit crimes in the Sect, which have existed for decades and are extremely difficult to deal with.”

"The most common method used by this pirate organization is to use their interception bubbles to intercept the ship in the deep space in the middle of the hyperspace channel, and then use the spacecraft's optical cloaking device to surround and destroy the ship while maintaining concealment, and obtain property , Leave the wreckage and evacuate, I have encountered several times before, but I just didn’t expect them to appear in this kind of place.”

Apparently, the advertising space on Rent.com was just telling stories and bragging about it, but was suddenly intercepted by pirates. There are guaranteed to be five or six invisible pirate spaceships around Rent.com.

"Isn't this optical invisibility capable of breaking the invisibility?" Mo Lan asked.

"According to the currently known information, firing will cause disorder in the invisible force field, thus losing the invisible effect, so [Emerald Passage] usually does not use the ship's weapons for the first wave of attacks."

"What's the use?"

"Use that." Wei Luo calmly pointed out the porthole, and everyone looked up and found a small plane flying over outside the monitoring screen.

This plane is not much bigger than a real toy plane. It has a red and gold color and is equipped with two small machine gun launchers and a bomb chamber. It obviously uses propellers to fly, but it can move freely in deep space without air. See It just looks like a very nice old model airplane, without any actual threat.

But Mo Lan recognizes this thing. Its name is [Aero Smith], and it is a stand-in for the fifth part of the "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure" series. Airplane, in this universe of stars, it is also one of the [spiritual outer bodies] that the star fox people may condense.

And behind this leading [Aerosmith]...

Followed more than [-] aircraft that are almost identical except for painting and details.

The attack method of the emerald channel pirates is to use an attack team composed of hundreds of star foxes with [Aviation Smith] psychic outer body, and directly concentrate fire to smash all the resistance of the enemy ships.

After witnessing the combat effectiveness of Wei Luo's silver chariot, Mo Lan knew that the output of these hundreds of aircraft must not be underestimated.

Today, the kitten at home, Hanamaki, was sick. After going to the hospital for a long time, it was finally dealt with. It was an ear infection. I brought an Elizabeth circle to the good medicine. Now I am at home like a sad sunflower, pitiful... Take care After a period of time, people are also numb, and the next time I owe it, I will definitely make it up tomorrow.

Although I said before that there is no need to block arrow cats, I believe everyone wants to take a look at the current appearance of cats (positive color)

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Not far from the advertising space rental number at this moment, an interceptor ship quietly parked in the deep space, under the cover of the cloaking device, quietly observing the advertising space rental number and everything around it.

If Mo Lan could see the shape of this ship at this moment, he would probably be able to search for the name of this ship in his memory. Like the [Executioner Class], this ship also came from the universe of the eve of the Star Wars. Around this ship, there are still a dozen or so frigates [Lumberjack-class] that are much smaller than the Executioner-class and look very rough. surrounded.

"Brother, the information from the detector has been sent back."

"speak."

On the bridge of the Saber-toothed Tiger, a star fox who looked like the leader was lying on the captain's chair, listening to the report of the younger brother beside him.

"No wide-area lethality structures, no military standards, lock-on jammers activated, as usual, should pose no threat to our Strike Team Smith."

"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and tear off the shield and armor and use Aerosmith to jump in. Remember not to damage the equipment." The elder brother picked the meat in his teeth with his claws, took a look at it, and sniffed it with his nose. When he arrived, he threw it on the ground contentedly.

Their team is responsible for intercepting the patrol team going to the Lonely Mountain galaxy. Like other teams in the Green Passage, they are equipped with a large number of [Aerosmith] psychic external body ability users. In the space age, the range and lethality of this double It has evolved a lot, enough to bear the effect similar to that of carrier-based aircraft.Coupled with the jammers that prevent the enemy's laser/kinetic energy weapons from precisely aiming to protect these small aircraft, a series of small bullets quickly focus on tearing the enemy's shield and armor, and then fly directly into the interior to kill the crew. A set of combos is enough to quickly solve the absolute Most of the ships that entered the Lonely Mountain Galaxy.

"Brother, didn't we sell this ship?" A sharp-eyed pirate pointed to the advertising space outside the porthole, "That what... yes, [Super Crab Class], that one is here , sold to the Merchant Alliance."

"Isn't this just right?" The elder brother pointed at the rental number with his claws after picking his teeth, "Look, there are still a bunch of business sponsors outside, maybe it's a private scientific research ship with good things, hurry up and sweep the goods and call it a day. I am in a hurry to go back to the base to watch the series.”

"But this ship is a combat frigate, right?"

"Battle frigates are combat frigates. It is common to buy smuggled ships for private scientific research. In the past few years, there are not many non-standard civilian scientific research ships that have been dismantled by us secretly flying this waterway? The Theocracy has strict arms control. Ships bought Got it, basically don't count on better weapons, except for thicker armor, most of the weapons use blue or even red lasers, and the level of weapons is still poor, unless the captain is the father of some general manager in the roulette, otherwise he will Don’t even think about getting ultraviolet lasers used by Taiwan’s military. Look at this broken ship, and even set up a medieval turret on the top of the ship to play performance art. Whether it can have red lasers is a problem, so hurry up and shoot people away.”

"We're already shooting." Behind the eldest brother, one of the dozens of starfox people controlling Aerosmith said: "We have already fired the first round of salvo, and their shields are much thicker than expected."

In the starry sky, hundreds of Aerosmiths were scattered in all directions, firing a series of bullets from every corner towards the Rent. The bullets bombarded the shield outside the hull, like rapid raindrops hitting the lake, causing ripples, but After a while, there was no sign of breaking the shield.

"Fuck?" The elder brother raised his eyebrows, "The shield level is a bit high, isn't it? Generally, the broken shields of scientific research ships have already started to call the police at this time. Brothers, get ready, maybe we have to lift the concealment..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a ring-shaped force field emanating from the civilian scientific research ship in front of him, colliding with the shields of these pirate ships, causing a series of ripples.

"They used the vibration stabilizer." The younger brother who gave the report before said blankly, "The force field of the vibration stabilizer has no effect in space, but it can directly expand the force field to the maximum limit, and because it needs to control the outer body, it cannot We collided too far away...now they can tell where we are from the ripples."

"It's pretty smart." The eldest brother stretched his waist, "It's useless. There was a scientific research ship that did this before, so what happened if you found the location? How about playing a game? The nanny came out and we were a dozen of us. As an assassin, is there any difference other than knowing how he died? I think he has ultraviolet lasers, and the shields we dug out from the base can also carry..."

At the moment when the big brother broke his mouth, several laser turrets on the Rent finally passed the jammers and aimed at the positions of the previously detected logger-class pirate frigates. The next moment, bright green lasers came from Lasing out from the turret, bombarded the shields of those ships, looking with the naked eye, it was as if the laser had hit transparent eggshells in nothingness.

A second or two passed, and the shield of the frigate in front of the laser shattered, and the invisible force field was also torn apart, revealing the true face of Lushan, a logger-class frigate. , the penetrated laser directly hit the middle, and after a second or two, it was directly shot through the engine and fuel tank, turning into exploding space junk.

"..." The eldest brother was silent for a moment, then turned his head and asked, "That's a green laser, right?"

The expression of the little pirate boy who made the report ranged from shock to horror, and then to the point where the two were fighting each other and almost wanted to go first, and finally nodded in despair.

"The red laser is red, the blue laser is blue, and the ultraviolet laser is purple. Can anyone tell me what the green laser is?"

"I, my father used to work in the Theocracy's Armament Research Institute for a while." The report boy cried, "He said that the Theocracy is expected to develop a new generation of X laser in the next few years, which is about twice as powerful as the ultraviolet laser. That seems to be green, green."

"Oh, that's it." The eldest brother nodded blankly, and turned to look at the ship ahead that was firing four X lasers at the same time.

"...This is still the father of the boss, the brother of the fucking Pope, right?"

"Holy shit, easy to shoot, wear shields, wear armor, wear structure, take it away, beautiful!"

"Wow (you shoot well, you shoot well!)"

While the eldest brother on the saber-toothed tiger was panic-stricken and suspected that the fox was alive, everyone on the advertising space lease was sitting on chairs on the bridge, drinking tea while watching the cosmic fireworks outside the porthole and applauding.

For Mo Lan, Wei Luo and the others, the end of this ambush was when they discovered that it would take at least a minute or two for the Aerosmith Brigade to hope to break the shield of the Rent, and they could still use the vibration stabilizer. When they find out where they are, it's already doomed.

As a ship assembled by Pope Tie himself, the Paohulong Pope personally sent people to assemble it. The active weapons and shield equipment on the Advertisement Space Rent are basically in the prostate position of Jiaoguo Technology, which is very fashionable.Whether it is the enhanced shield generator or the X laser, neither pirates of this magnitude can deal with it. When Endas quickly cracked the jammer and found out the enemy's position, the rest is to watch the fire control system control the turret crazy. Burst off fireworks.

When the eighth Lumberjack was sent into the soul, the rest of the pirates came back to their senses, removed their cloaking devices one after another, and the turret aimed at the Rent and began to roar. And only half of it is left. The ship's firepower has enhanced mobility, and it is as slippery as a mobile phone that was not held firmly in the bath. Once it is missed, it is not easy to break the shield when it is hit. In desperation, they were blasted one by one by the laser.

Soon, there was only the last enemy ship left in the audience, that is, the [Saber-toothed Tiger] that served as the flagship. After being targeted by four X lasers to break the shield, a layer of mirror-like luster was reflected on the Saber-toothed tiger , the X laser bombarded it, but it could only be reflected to the side, unable to break through the armor of the saber-toothed tiger for a while.

"Brother, it's useful, it's still useful!" On the Saber-toothed Tiger-class ship, the report boy shouted with snot and piss: "The mirror armor can still be activated for [-] seconds, hurry up and run in hyperspace!"

This is another relic dug out from the turbulent flow of the dimension by the emerald channel. It is a magic crystal that cannot be copied. Only a small number of flagships can install it. It can form a short-term refraction force field on the outer armor. It seems that the X laser He also failed to break through this layer of armor. For the eldest brother, this is the only good news today.

"You don't need to say, brothers, if you can run the road, you are considered successful. How long does it take for the engine to warm up?"

"It was warmed up before, and it only takes [-] seconds to start!"

"It's too late, go back and report to the boss..." The elder brother couldn't finish his sentence, and saw the medieval turret slowly shifting over on the advertising space for rent, and the animal ears on the top of his head were swinging back and forth, as if he was in a state of excitement.

"It's okay." The elder brother breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this. In an episode of "Tom and Jerry", Tom pointed at a small firecracker with a mocking expression and pointed at the turret behind him, "The medieval small steel cannons in the Two-dimensional Museum are all Come out, it should be nothing..."

"Oh!"

In the next second, a critical strike is about to trigger a double burst of AOE sputtering shells piercing the armor, smashing the porthole, smashing the eldest brother and half of the brothers on the bridge into flesh, and the second double burst hitting the saber-toothed tiger The butt of the super-class ship blew up the hyperspace engine that was starting, and the second round smashed a neat circular piercing circle on the butt of the ship, completely paralyzing the ship.

On the renting account, Wei Luo saw this scene, put on sunglasses, waved his hand arrogantly, and shouted: "Listen to my orders, set fire..."

"Wait!" Endas yelled and said angrily, "Don't fire!"

"What's wrong?" Wei Luo and Mo Lan were startled, "Does it have a trick?"

"No, but there is only one ship left with a dead body. If you blow it up, I won't be able to study the invisibility device and mirror-reflective armor on their ship." The gun broke me!"

"My pot, brothers, ready to jump gang!"

Ten minutes later, the Happy Landing Team of Rent, headed by Wei Luo and the little brother, took control of the [-] surviving crew members on the entire Sabertooth Tiger. Mo Lan watched Endas roll and crawl all the way to the cloaking device storage room, smiled at Xingji, and received the reward prompt from the system.

"You assisted [Advertising Space Rent] and its crew to defuse a pirate ambush, and provided the Star Fox Theocracy with the opportunity to research cloaking device technology, as well as a sample of the mirror-reflecting armored Sorcerer's Stone, and reward [Cash Drawn Treasure Box] X1. "

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Four hours later.

"Space pirates, open your eyes, we are advertising space rental number."

I was stunned by the explosion before, and the two were fighting. I almost wanted to go first but couldn't go. The report brother who had worked in the Ecclesiastical Armament Research Institute opened his eyes while calling and found himself tied to a chair. superior.

This chair seems to have been temporarily modified from the massage chair on the bridge. There are layers of restraint belts on it to tie him firmly. The two big hairy legs are pulled apart, and a dental drill is placed directly in front of the crotch. In front of each finger in front of the toes is a metal spike stretched on a string, ready to go, and two bottles of the ship's spicy drink hang on the top of his head, ready to be poured into his eyes through the pipe at any time inside.

In a daze, he looked up to the front, and found that standing in front of him was a muscular one-eyed star fox, a Jiusan who put himself in a jeweled starfish armor, a female swordsman in a long skirt from a foreign land, and a huge to the incredible purple giant crab.Behind them stood a fire dragon wearing sunglasses, a tank with four weapons dancing, a mysterious woman in a black robe, a live pea sprout, and a live cantaloupe rolling on the ground, surrounded by The red and white crabs were driving the captives away. Some resisters used the crab claws to remove their hands and feet and sent them away. The wailing sound resounded through the bridge.