How Did It Become a River Crab?

This is the card back pattern of the classic card game "Yu-Gi-Oh".

Although he knew it was a Yu-Gi-Oh card for a long time, and he didn't plan to have any expectations, but when the card was actually obtained, Mo Lan couldn't help but look forward to it. Don't count on giant soldiers with unknown meanings. What kind of fire puppet is here? Mage, black magician, Hannuo's sublime power and so on are also very fragrant.

Looking forward to turning the card over, what appeared before Mo Lan's eyes...

It's a mouse.

That's right, a mouse, a mouseman with a gray and black body, wearing only trousers, exposing his muscular upper body, making a mouseman like Bruce Lee stepping up and wiping his nose.

[Monster Card: Fighting Rat Squeak]

Type: [props/cards/monster cards]

Quality: [Blue (transformed from the promotion reward obtained from the challenge, upgraded from green)]

Effect: The monster from the "Yu-Gi-Oh" series is a 3-star monster card with normal earth attributes, and the original attack and defense value is 1200/0.

This card is a Yu-Gi-Oh series card, which can be summoned through relevant mechanisms/props and equipment, and turned into a physical monster to fight. In this case, the combat power of the monster card will be increased by [Card Specialization].

At the same time, it can also be used as a one-time consumable to directly summon a [Fighting Skill Squeak] that lasts for one hour. In this case, the combat power of the monster card will be affected by the [Summon Mastery] addition.

【Fighting Rat Zhizhu】is a passionate rat who aims to become the strongest fighter in the rat world.If you fight against him ignorantly, you will suffer!

The improvement brought by upgrading to [Blue Quality]: If you fight against him ignorantly, you will suffer a lot!

Remarks: I'm sorry for letting you see the Ratman, I will immediately smash your dog eyes so you can't see me.

"...What is this?" Mo Lan looked at the meaningless description of this card, and felt that her expression at the moment was probably short of adding a subway background on her back and wearing a peaked cap...

To be honest, after watching Yu-Gi-Oh for so many years, Mo Lan didn’t even have any impression of this card, and his status is estimated to be higher than that of the first batch of 4-star ancient cards with an attack power of less than 1000, and 1500 is considered a high attack. At that point, it won't be very useful in any deck, but... the description of this card is worth paying attention to.

If you fight against him ignorantly, you will suffer... This sentence is written in the [Effect] column, and the blue quality specially strengthens this description. The meaning of this is very intriguing.

Since Ma Qiankun seems to be a card player, Mo Lan estimates that he will get a lot of similar card items in this city of gambling dogs in the future. If he finds the body of this old dog, It would be great if I could get a duel disk, Duyi or something from him, and use them all as one-time props, but I would feel a little distressed.

Putting the card away, Mo Lan continued to move forward, and after about a few minutes, the familiar card-drawing waterfall wall blocked his way again. I don't know if it was an illusion, but Mo Lan felt that the sewer had found a way for him. They are a little bit smellier than other people's houses... He can even see a pile of old poop on the ground.

As before, Mo Lan randomly drew a card, turned it over, and saw the icon of two demons facing each other on it.

【The duel between the clean devil and the dirty devil】

Challenge content: [You will be involved in a confrontation between two powerful demons. You need to assist the clean demon to kill the dirty demon, help it win this battle, and maintain the cleanliness of the sewer. 】

Success Reward: [Randomly draw a reward]

Failure reward: [Under the one-year curse of monster motherhood]

"What kind of hair is this reward for failure?" Mo Lan was startled, "I have a friend who is more suitable for this punishment than me, why don't you call him over to beat me instead?"

The challenge card will naturally not respond to Mo Lan's BB. In the next second, a long-horned muscle demon with a head almost reaching the ceiling several meters high, snow-white and covered in soap bubbles appears beside Mo Lan. Opposite them, a demon with a similar appearance but covered in mud and black stench stood in front of them.

Love clean demon nodded to Mo Lan, turned around, and took the first step forward in a very DIO posture.

...and then stepped on the lump of old rice that Mo Lan saw before.

Feeling the Kappi-like touch coming from under his feet, the love-clean demon slowly moved his head down, and saw what was on his feet.

Afterwards, the Eclean Demon uttered a human-like hiss and scream, the sound was so deafening that Mo Lan's crab brain was almost disturbed.

After screaming, the love clean demon lay on his back, twitched for a moment, and didn't move.

Mo Lan:?

Chapter 5 I’m Coming to Charge Your Gun ([-]K)

Looking at the dead body of the demon on the ground, Mo Lan had to react for two seconds before he could figure out the situation.

Well, because I love cleanliness too much, I would be scared to death on the spot by stepping on a foot of feces. The purity is too high, so right brother, the vast number of brothers who have a cleanliness want everyone to be like you, and the earth is far away from the cesspit. It's not too far away.With this level of ideological awareness, how can we fight against the sewer of shit, shit, and fart?

On the other hand, the dirty demon on the opposite side, covered in smudges and a dark green stench, grinned, took a breath of the impure smell of the sewer because it hadn't been pulled for a long time, and stretched its hand into its own. Scratching in the white ripped briefs, he grinned and said, "How about it, surrender?"

"FNNDP!" Mo Lan had no choice but to raise the towel, and threw out the [Shampoo King's Towel] that hadn't been put away, and slammed it towards the dirty devil's forehead, hitting him On the head covered with rotten rice grains.

The punishment for this challenge is a one-year curse of turning into a monster girl. If it is purely TM that turns into a monster girl, Mo Lan doesn't care too much, but since the word [curse] is added, there may be various Various things such as skill restrictions, reduced attributes, debuffs like Canyon Herald that cannot be changed, but if there is a 1% possibility of this happening, Mo Lan has to fight to the end, no matter how fierce this dirty demon is, I have to get a towel first to see the situation.

It's okay regardless of the situation, but after seeing the effect of the towel bombarding the dirty demon, Mo Lan began to prepare mentally and spiritually for the female fall--Nao Tuo Niang, the output is not enough!

This towel hit the Dirty Demon's face. It stands to reason that Dirty Demon should have started to lean back and undergo a series of special effects packages at this time, but he was blasted on the head with a hood, but it was like It’s like a normal person, but the forehead is tilted back, and then the head is turned back. While undergoing plastic surgery with naval guns, explosion effects, and slashing effects, rhythmically in the gap between the special effects, from the mouth. He jumped out the words with a strong tone: "You bang this pia hair da da towel Zizi don't click too bang~"

Looking at the formation, Mo Lan knew that the Shampoo King's towel had a high probability of being able to break the defense of this dirty demon, but the damage was not much different from Mo Lan's ordinary magic arrow combo when confronting the same class. The Xixi demon either has outstanding combat power, or has some kind of fierce resistance, which makes the output of the towel extremely stretching.

Seeing that the most powerful single-shot output in his normal state is free, and the canyon pioneer form cannot be used in such a narrow terrain, Mo Lan took a deep breath and began to think quickly in his heart.

Even at the last moment, our protagonist still has tenacious willpower and never gives up using his brain. This is worth learning for readers. Let us see what he is thinking: "Come on, he will become a crab later." Is Ji still the Cancer of the monster girl? Or the Cancer big sister of Teacher Huang Guangjian? That is also very delicious... Do I need to let my roommate or brother have a good time? Can I infect the only brother and let him be a monster girl sister with me? Kill the beast Does the alliance accept monster girls?"

...It's all right, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

But at this moment, after washing all the randomly arranged special effects triggers in the BUFF column of the world, it finally reached the last one: [Tomioka Yoshiyuki]: Slightly before, when it hits, it will automatically add random 2-4 stages, and the water attribute slash with fixed damage value harm.

This time, Mo Lan's luck was not so good, he only got two slashes at random, but the two slashes crossed the dirty devil's head, the light of the knife did not cause any damage worthy of attention, but the two waves of water generated washed away Cleaned the rice grains off the dirty devil's face, and washed his mouth.

At this moment, the dirty devil was like Mo Lan when he went to the dinner table when he was a child, and he hurriedly wanted to drink soup and got burned. He took a step back and covered his mouth, and let out a painful cry of "huh!"

At the moment when the cries of pain came out, Mo Lan had a flash of inspiration, and her mind immediately turned around.

It flew forward a few meters and rushed towards the face of the dirty demon, but his purpose was not to use the self-explosion button to die together or to hit people in the head with a thousand birds, but to smash the flying back towel faster Holding it in the pliers, Mo Lan, with an experimental mentality, switched the towel to shampoo mode, and towards the devil's head, suddenly squeezed out a jet of water with shampoo!

A stream of clear water hit the dirty devil's face, and the clear water wave slapped on the devil's face, just like the amazing shot in the facial cleanser advertisement, but this time it wasn't the cleanser that washed away, but to the demon in the wailing sound. The dirt that escaped outside, and a little shame.

The dirty devil seemed to be splashed all over his face with sulfuric acid. He covered his face and let out a heart-piercing roar. Judging from the volume level, it was no worse than when the clean devil stepped on shit. Seeing this scene, Mo Lan confirmed: this dirty demon, like the clean demon, also has a huge weakness. The clean demon will be frightened to death if he steps on shit, so the dirty demon can naturally be possessed with a cleaning effect. Shampoo hot water to clean, damage.

If Mo Lan finds this weakness, it is not impossible for Mo Lan to win!

"Eat my anti-hair loss pear flower acupuncture, shit!"

The blow was done, Mo Lan didn't hesitate, she squeezed the towel suddenly, the water wave mixed with anti-hair loss shampoo shot out like a rainstorm of pear blossom needles, splashing a lot of dripping white spots on the dirty demon's body. point!

"You scented soap!" The dirty demon who was shot all over screamed, and immediately ignited a strange projectile between stench and venom in his right hand. At first glance, it was extremely lethal and insulting. It is also an extremely powerful double-material powerful attack. There is also a crosshair on Mo Lan's face. It can be seen that it has a tracking effect. Once it hits, the crab may not be able to take it.

Therefore, the moment the demon raised his hand, Mo Lan pulled out the [Programmer's Magic Book], triggered the ceiling-building sequence, created a wooden ceiling above the demon's head, and fired another [Takeoff Ring] Send the Dirty Demon directly, making its head stuck in the ceiling, unable to move.

Taking off this time took [-]% of Mo Lan's energy, and the height of the take-off was not satisfactory, but fortunately, the demon itself is tall, only one meter above the ground, and he still managed to hit the ceiling that was placed at the lower limit of height In the morning, he was only stunned for a second or so, and then he began to reach out, trying to pull his head off the ceiling.

But Mo Lan was not idle either, instead of retreating, he made another sprint, rushed back in front of the devil, raised his pincers, and said angrily: "Want to turn me into a woman? I will give you a bitch first!" "

The moment Mo Lan said this, she did something with a very strong personal style.

He took out the thorn mine.

Now he took out this dung-pulling weapon with the reputation of being a dung-pulling treasure. Of course, he didn't want to poke the dirty demon with the spear that pierced the dead thorn. In fact, he even took out this crap in reverse. , holding the mine head in one hand, he stretched out one side of the pole towards the dirty devil's...

White ripped panties.

Seeing that a little bit of cold light arrived first, and then the spear shot out like a dragon, Mo Lan slammed the thunder-throwing pole into the hole in the dirty devil's underwear, shouted angrily, and quickly pulled his underwear from the trouser leg down!

The dirty white underwear (yes, soiled white underwear is often so contradictory) slid down the devil's two big hairy legs, and then, a horrible thing that needed to be mosaic entered Mo Lan In the field of vision, the lights of the sewers came down, even leaving a shadow on the crab's face.

Immediately, without hesitation, Mo Lan aimed the towel at the dirty devil's good brother under the roar of anger, and the clear water gushed out like a Jenny spraying a high-pressure water gun, directly hitting the stinky good brother dented go in!

At this moment, the demon who just pulled his head from the ceiling uttered a howl that was sharper than the dying wail of the clean-loving demon. Under the influence of skills, each player brings their own level II earplugs, so Po Molan has to become a little deaf on the spot, and can report to the hostile forces of stealth games the next day.

The filthy devil who had been washed by his brother was robbed of his reason by the pain, and raised his sharp claws towards Mo Lan. The dirty and smelly water flowed out from the claws, which was disgusting like corpse fluid, making Mo Lan think for a while that he had entered the world. The scene where God X recovered.

Fortunately, at this moment, due to the severe pain in the crotch, the dirty devil's feet are in an inverted Y state with the thighs close together and the calves turned outward like holding urine. Unprepared, he turned around and slammed into Dirty Demon's buttocks with Chidori. At the price of temporarily sacrificing his right pincer, Dirty Demon staggered and fell forward.

This fall is also particular.While the demon staggered forward, his whole body also moved a few meters. When it pounced forward, he landed perfectly, perfectly... on the soap-sudsed corpse of the clean-loving demon.

Since the dirty devil and the clean devil are opposed to each other, the soap bubbles on the clean devil will definitely be able to cause a huge amount of restraint damage to the dirty devil. If the clean devil is still alive, this may be a lose-lose method , but now that the demon who loves to be clean has gone west, this move becomes a one-way attack. Two slippery muscular bodies rub against each other in this sewer, and the screams that burst out resound throughout the underground world. It makes people who have not seen this scene think about it.

As for Mo Lan, he simply locked his head with a towel, squirted crazily, and kept attacking the demon's knees to ensure that it could not stand up successfully, so he could only repeat getting up, kneeling, getting up, kneeling, rubbing rub Death cycle.

This cycle of screaming lasted for about tens of seconds. In the end, the dirty demon let out a roar, got up on the spot, turned around, and took big strides in the direction of Mo Lan, rushing towards Mo Lan, as if to Fight to the death with Mo Lan.

But his aura suddenly dissipated when he was halfway running. The tall giant knelt down on the ground before taking a few steps, as if he had lost his last strength. Mo Lan was frightened by the battle just now With one jump, the continuity of the towel's water spray was interrupted, and it could only be turned into three streams of water sprayed in sequence, pouring on the dirty devil's head, completing the final blow.

The dirty demon fell to the ground and was silent again.

"Huh." Mo Lan wiped off the sweat that didn't exist, "Fortunately, I have a better skill!"

This story tells us that everyone must pay attention to personal hygiene, take a bath and wash hands frequently, and maintain personal health, otherwise one day they will face the tragic risk of turning into a boy into a girl, a girl into a boy, and Sister Su's shortening. Remember Ow.

The moment the dirty devil fell to the ground, the challenge card appeared in front of him again.

[The challenge is successful! 】

[You have defeated the dirty demon with your ingenuity and magical means. In addition, due to extremely rare special reasons, the opening death of the demon who loves cleanliness is caused. If you defeat the enemy by yourself, you will get an additional reward: demon who loves cleanliness a dead body. 】

"Is this extra reward of yours prepared for the female demon or the fierce demon?" Mo Lanxu looked at the dead body that had been scraped off the soap bubbles and was stretched out.

【Love to clean the dead body of a demon】

Type: [props]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: The product of the [Dirty Devil VS Clean Devil] set formed by the extreme magic modification of the Yu-Gi-Oh! As materials, corpses of demonology research, summoning medium and other items, the corpse itself has multiple attributes such as demon, sacred, clean, power and magic, and may be used as a useful forging material for equipment.

Remarks: Ma Qiankun is really a fucking talent...

In addition to comparison, this thing has a wide range of uses. Some of the text in the effect column can be said to be very nonsensical, with great potential for development. Mo Lan put the corpse in his backpack, turned around and began to draw his own challenge rewards.

To be honest, when drawing rewards, Mo Lan was also very nervous for no other reason. According to this challenge, the punishment for failure is also called [Failure Reward]. Everything is too big, it would be too sad...

When the card he drew was reversed, Mo Lan looked at the first four words of reward, and his crab face deformed rapidly, and then slowly returned to its original shape after seeing the last two words.

【Monster Mother Potion】

Type: [props]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: One-time props, which can be consumed by oneself or other non-human creatures of the same level/weaker. After drinking, within the next shortest 24 hours and maximum 240 hours, the drinker will change to the original race The original monster girl, after becoming a monster girl, all your attributes and skills will remain the same, and you can get the judgment entries of [female] and [human nature] to gain the right to use certain limited props/skills.

It cannot be canceled within the first 24 hours. After that, the drinker can cancel this skill by clicking the effect in the status bar at any time.

Improvement of blue quality: The appearance of the monster girl has been greatly improved in the normal human aesthetic category, reaching the standard of overwhelming the country.

Remarks: Damn, only two words are missing...

"Teacher Bei, what do you mean?"

Mo Lan breathed a sigh of relief, and put the bottle of potion into her backpack.

This is not a curse version. If there is a need in the future, it is not impossible to turn into a wave of Cancer girls or let others turn into a wave. As far as Mo Lan can think of now, there are Hydralisk girls, Duoduo ice girls, slot machine girls, etc. The beauties are allowed to pick and choose, and I am a little excited when I think about it.