How Did It Become a River Crab?

"Don't worry, it's rare to meet a confidant like you. Allow me to give you a magical camera that I collected during my lifetime as a testimony of our friendship." The photographer solemnly said.

"Is there such a good thing?" Mo Lan immediately pulled back the floating spirit body: "Where did you hide the magic treasure?"

"Here, there are not many places on the spirit body to hide treasures, so I just...vomit..." The photographer put his hands into his mouth and picked it, retching several times.

Afterwards, the spirit body successfully spit out a very ordinary-looking card camera from its mouth, and it fell in front of Mo Lan.

"Hiding in the safest place, friend, farewell, may your journey be as magnanimous as body surgery!"

Mo Lan silently looked at the camera stained with soul saliva on the ground, looked at the photographer's spirit body that waved to him, and disappeared away. I got up, and rubbed against the little brother who was shaking in the sunglasses next to me, and then looked at the introduction of the card machine.

This is a very strange, but quality enough blue prop. If you look closely, you will find a cute elephant painted on the back of the card machine.

【camera】

Type: [props]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: From the private collection of Li Paipai, a well-known master of human body photography, it is a camera that can stimulate various magical phenomena. It can trigger the following functions, but each type can only be triggered once. When all functions are triggered After that, the item will be directly destroyed.

[Radiator]: Shoot an earth mammoth towards your target (cannot be enhanced by specialization)

[Camera]: Temporarily turn an enemy with low strength or a friendly user who has turned on teammate assistance into an ordinary African elephant, with optional gender, lasting up to 3 hours.

[Elephant Chicken]: Confiscate the life value organs of a [Elephant] unit, which will cause a huge mental blow to it, and can be returned.

[Camera]: Take a photo and add an extremely powerful African mammoth anywhere on the photo.

Remarks: Sigh! ! !

This thing is a typical multi-functional prop. When disassembled, the effects and limitations of each skill are not satisfactory, but when combined, it becomes a prop with many unique potentials. space for imagination.

Mo Lan put the camera away, turned to look at Xingji next to him: "It's your turn."

As the two darkest beasts in the audience, Mo Lan and the little brother consciously ranked themselves as the last two to prevent the vending machine from being blown through directly. In the penultimate third is the last two non-chieftain towns.

Under Mo Lan's expectant eyes, Xingji carefully twisted a coin and put it into the coin slot. The middlemost card on the vending machine quickly lit up, turned it backwards, and appeared A figure of the popular ship girl [Belfast] in "Azur Lane".

"Congratulations on your selection [Belfast waits for a copy]—" The vending machine shook quickly, and colorful ribbons sprayed out from the top.

"Okay! It's a big hand!" Mo Lan held up his pair of pliers and made a gesture, but as we all know, when a dash appears after a sentence in an online novel, there must be a moth. Before he was happy for a second, he Seeing that the screen on the vending machine displayed again: "Unfortunately, our store's handicrafts are out of stock and cannot be provided to you."

"Then what the hell are you doing throwing this thing into the prize pool? Your plan will be smashed by players, and your parents will directly enter hyperspace and fly out of this galaxy, do you know?" Mo was choked. Lan said sadly.

"Our store has taken corresponding compensation measures. It has been detected that your captain is a user of the [Star Chaser] faction. You can directly receive the endless point props themselves, not the projection."

"That's about the same. What compensation measures are prepared?"

"We have decided to send you two replacements that are slightly worse."

"Why is it a little bit worse?"

"[Bell Grylls] lifelike figure, and [Belfast's hand]..."

"It's true that they are all a little bit different, which is very reasonable." Mo Lan nodded and said, "Let's serve them all."

The vending machine shook for a moment, and from the tray below, a life-sized human figure that did not match the size of the exit was sprayed out. It was the well-known host of the wilderness survival show, the retired God of War of the special forces, and Bear Grylls, known as Mr. .

This is a collection of green quality. The [Old West specialty red wine] left in Mo Lan's collection column is not combined with this thing. Mo Lan left it alone and started to look at another scary thing. A right hand with a maid's sleeve.

[Belfast's hand]

Type: [props]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: The right hand, which is directly generated by a special genetic breeding method, adopts part of the genes of the "Azur Lane" ship girl [Belfast], which will never rot and is extremely resilient. The character who reached an agreement with the endless space: the original villain BOSS from the fourth part of "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure", a severe hand fetish patient [Kira Yoshikage], who was assisted by the user, rehabilitated, and decided to legally (Referring to the recognized category of the endless space system) means to obtain the exquisite palms of various worlds.

This Yoshikage Kira has excellent combat power and has a strong desire to collect various [hands]. He will try to plunder the enemy's hands, and use the first and second bombs of the stand-in [Killer Queen] to help you out. After the battle is over or When dying, the item will be taken away by Yoshikage Kira as a reward, and then he will evacuate directly.

Remarks: [I need to emphasize that if anyone finds this thing from my corpse or somewhere else, please understand that this thing was pulled out by me, I didn't buy or make it on my own initiative, I'm not a lover Hand fetish, don't like Belfast either! 】

↑This is a note written by Ma Qiankun who spent 4000 Endless Points to buy this item.

Teacher Bei, you are so vicious.

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Xingji's coin was cast, and Mo Lan liked to mention two items, one green and one blue. She is indeed the second luckiest woman on the Rent account, and the vice goddess of luck under the little sister. She is very fierce.

Xingji retired after success, and the rest is the tumbler, bowling pin, Pokémon doll, and fire gourd丨It’s time for my brother’s performance. He bit the coin on the tray, stretched his neck and began to slam it into the coin slot. After two or three hits, he couldn’t put the coin into the sunken coin slot because of his vision and face shape. The same angle problem stuck.

The little brother tried to spit the coins in again, but failed. Finally, the frustrated little brother came up with a trick. He asked Wei Luo to put the coins on its eyes, and then he yelled angrily, closed his eyes, and used his eyelids to put the coins in. Clamping the coin, he turned his head sideways, and then used his eyelids to drop the coin into the well-shaped coin slot, accomplishing a feat that only a very elastic little melon could accomplish.

Then, a card on the edge was turned over, allowing everyone to see the description of the card on it, but except for Mo Lan, no one present could understand this weird card.

[New Year's Taste]: Summon several randomly generated relatives, and apply a Chinese New Year visit strike to a random target. All team members are not allowed to impose any restrictions on or cause harm to these relatives. If the target cannot withstand the enthusiasm of the relatives, they will Gradually he was beaten into a vegetative state and could not move.

"What is the taste of the new year?" Wei Luo was the first to ask the question that everyone else wanted to ask.

"You don't need to ask, you'll know just by looking at it." Mo Lan sighed, "This thing will probably only choose me as a target."

Just as Mo Lan said, the familiar spot pointed the arrow at Mo Lan again. Then, six men wore various 90s popular clothes, with an average age of around 40, and a balanced number of men and women... River crabs, Brushed next to Mo Lan.

"Lan Lan, Happy New Year!" The moment it was swiped out, a relative started to slobber bombard Mo Lan: "Do you still know me? I am your fourteenth aunt, this is your fourteenth uncle, your little one We hugged you back then! At that time, your killing gold coins were only 100G!"

"I didn't expect that, how time flies!" Uncle Fourteen next to him continued like a cross talk: "You have grown up so much, you were not as tall as my hind limbs before! You are so skinny, the young guy is so thin!" Eat more and be stronger, otherwise the body will not be able to support it. Look at our children, they eat ten fruits a day, and chew a few fried fruits when they are free. Now they have killed 600G, and they drop The falling acceleration altar is as big as a dragon pit!"

"Have Lanlan found a girlfriend? You won't forget me, right? I'm your sixth aunt!" Mo Lan's sixth aunt, who never existed, smiled and said, "You're so old, it's impossible not to find a girlfriend. Ah, if you don’t give birth to small river crabs, you will be laughed at in the future!”

"Not only must love keep up, but career must also keep up. Are you graduating soon? Have you found a way to practice?" said the sixth uncle next to him. "My child has just taken root in the river in District [-]. You have to hurry up. Don't be like his classmates. Now they can only race against others in the extreme blitz and get beaten. It's very miserable!"

"Are you going to buy your own river channel and respawn points?" The in-laws and Aunt Yan asked in unison: "None of them? What should we do then? You are too old to let your father worry about you."

"..." Everyone looked at the six clothed river crabs bombarding Mo Lan with saliva, and they were a little dazed for a while.

"I remember that I read the historical documents of the Storm Empire. In some areas there, around January to March of each cosmic calendar, a kind of gathering called the Spring Festival will be held, and various families will send gifts to each other during this time. Holograms, remote gatherings, some celebratory ceremonies, for those people, this is really the end and beginning of [the year]."

"This kind of ceremony is so aggressive?" Wei Luo was shocked, "It's like a group of relatives who have never met before, but they are related to each other, relying on their relatives to secretly attack each other, compare and confront each other for face. what?"

"It turns out that Mr. Mo Lan's hometown is also full of disputes between people..." Xing Ji's tone was a little distressed.

As the primary target of the indiscriminate bombing, Mo Lan's mood was quite stable. When everyone's words were joined together and the twittering could not be heard clearly, Mo Lan suddenly shouted: "I remembered! Look at me!" Uncles and aunts can’t remember this memory!”

Then, he turned to Aunt Fourteen: "Aunt Fourteen, your carapace is much rotten than when I was a child, isn't it? It's full of potholes, and it looks like it hasn't been maintained much at ordinary times, right? Look at what Uncle Fourteen has done. I don't care about you! Aunt Fourteen must have been very beautiful, and Uncle Fourteen, you don't want to buy him some beauty-enhancing fruit!"

Afterwards, Mo Lan turned to Aunt-in-law's river crab: "Unlike Aunt-in-law, look at how beautiful its carapace is, and take care of it frequently!"

"Ah, this, haha..." Aunt-in-law looked awkwardly at the crab-faced Aunt Fourteen and Uncle Fourteen, "No, no..."

"Where is it missing?" Mo Lan said decisively: "Just by looking at it, you can tell it's Liu Gufu... No, it's well maintained!"

"Wait a minute?" Uncle In-law and Sixth Aunt said in unison: "What is the relationship between your Aunt-in-law and your Sixth Uncle?"

"Oh, this, no, mine, I saw that my aunt-in-law and my sixth uncle seem to be very familiar, and I often exchanged glances there, so I wanted to be angry!" Mo Lan said timidly: "Sorry, I don't have anything else. the meaning of!"

"Huh?" Several river crabs immediately looked at each other with hostility in their eyes. Just as the aunt-in-law and the sixth uncle were about to talk, they were pulled back by Mo Lan's louder fire. Wealth promotion, family environment comparison, wife's race novelty (let five brothers and sisters around at the same time make guest appearances at the same time), a heavy blow to the arrogance of several relatives, causing the six of them to completely collapse their mentality and start fighting with each other. (Yes, they will tie A, which is actually the only real mental blow to Mo Lan)

"...Did you spend [years] like this in the original world?" Wei Luo looked at the six exhausted river crabs and said in shock, "What a dire situation this is..."

"Actually, no. I don't have many relatives. During the Chinese New Year, they are very familiar relatives. Occasionally, some unfamiliar ones still talk. I just moved from the Internet..." Mo Lan shook her head.

In Mo Lan's view, apart from this terrible situation, in fact, most of the time, relatives talk about these things during the Chinese New Year because they are really too strange. Apart from these things, most people have not learned how to chat with people to find topics, so Doing it is also a helpless move, it's okay if you don't go too far...

Speaking of which, in Mo Lan's impression, since 2020, there have been fewer and fewer people at home who can get together during the Chinese New Year. Mo Lan spent the last reunion with his parents at Su Cai's house... Most people It's just to pay New Year's greetings in the online group, grab some red envelopes, and the Spring Festival Gala is over when the TV is on and no one is watching. Mo Lan remembers the days when a group of people had a New Year's Eve dinner when they were young, fireworks were flying all over the sky, and they poked the trafficker Ji'er with a firework stick , is gone forever...

Whether it's good or bad, he can't tell.

Feeling very affectedly for a moment, Mo Lan, who had defeated the six relatives of the evil river crab, turned around and took out coins, trying to surprise him while the vending machine was not paying attention.

The coin was thrown into the coin slot, and with the familiar rolling sound, the center card of all the cards in the vending machine suddenly lit up, almost becoming a bright light on the corner of the city of gambling dogs!

"Congratulations, you have won a rare card with an ultra-low probability!" A string of trembling characters was displayed on the vending machine.

Mo Lan was overjoyed when he saw this. He has been on the river for thirty years, and he has been down the river for thirty years. Don't be fooled. He finally broke the curse of the city of gambling dogs, has he successfully turned around?

With excitement, everyone's eyes were glued to the golden card, as if their eyes would shine and melt with the light of the card.

Then, the card was turned over:

[Ultra-rare penalty card: Summon the soul-sucking old man to give the purchaser a hundred French soul-drawing quick wet kisses]...

The moment they saw this line of words clearly, under the leadership of the little brother who escaped [-] meters with the chrysalis, everyone took a few steps back in tacit understanding, away from Mo Lan in front of the vending machine.

"...Fuck."

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When everyone retreated quickly, the vending machine in front of Mo Lan also condensed a man wearing a white vest and shorts, who looked like Huoyun Cthulhu, but was more haggard, like a wretched skinny old man, the old man slowly got up , raised his head, looked at Mo Lan, stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, and was about to pounce on him, and have a passionate kiss between life and death with this river crab.

Seeing this, Mo Lan immediately took out the exemption card that Endas had brought from the gap in the carapace, and slapped the old man on the face!

The effect of this card is very simple. It allows Mo Lan to delay any punishment for up to four hours. After four hours, the punishment will be imposed on the punished directly through the space. Simply put, It is a temporary seal card that can run past the first day of the new year but not the fifteenth, which can save Mo Lan from the horrible ending of being kissed to death at this moment.

The moment the card was slapped on the old man's face, Huoyun Cthulhu's wretched PLUS version of the old man's face suddenly collapsed. He glanced at Mo Lan resentfully, with a broken look in his eyes, just like an old man who has fallen out of favor. The beautiful Jiaolang gave Mo Lan a rare urge to vomit.

Ma Qiankun, why is your backpack full of such extremely evil things?

Resentment to resentment, City of Gambling Dogs' own rules, this old man must abide by. He compared his heart to Mo Lan, said "wait for you" in a kind voice, and disappeared into the sales office. in the plane.

Subsequently, the vending machine, which had completed six purchases, finally voluntarily gave way to allow the food truck to continue operating.

At this moment, Mo Lan was completely sure: he must have been targeted and influenced by some existence in this city, otherwise, this level of bad luck would be too shocking.

The moment Mo Lan took the seal card, Wei Luo shared a four-hour countdown module on the communicator. If Mo Lan didn't want to die from the attack of the evil male copper, then everyone had to put this city of gambling dogs within four hours. To break through, or to find a way to continuously find the ability to resist a hundred soul-devouring tongue-kiss attacks during this period, no matter which one it is, it seems that Mo Lan's future is quite bleak...

No matter what, the top priority now is to rush to the prison and save the little sister. Only by holding Ouhuang in their hands can everyone in Zhaozue be qualified to seize the future.

The dining car carrying a steak set meal and Mo Lan's father staggered on the road again, drifting away towards the prison, and disappeared into the images of several surveillance cameras.

The road ahead went quite smoothly, and it didn't take long for the vehicle to stop at the gate of the seemingly small prison.

Just as Wei Luo kicked the accelerator and was about to drive in, the door slammed shut at this moment, and a robot guard jumped out from the guard booth next to him, shouting: "What are you doing?"

"Meal delivery!" Wei Luo rolled down the car window and showed the robot guard the work pass he took from the robot.

"No, you are already late!" The guard shook his metal head, stretched out his right hand, and showed everyone a look at his watch (yes, the watch that this robot guard actually uses...): "This is the City of Gambling Dogs!" Time zone [-]:[-] pm, you guys are a full ten minutes late! You can't go in anymore."

Hearing this sentence, an idea appeared in everyone's minds: If there was no inexplicable vending machine blocking the way, the delivery time would definitely be in time.