How Did It Become a River Crab?

"..."

The man withdrew his hand in a daze, and stretched it in again, but the result was still the same.The girl lying in the game cabin in front of her is not a real person, but just a holographic projection projected by the game cabin.

That being the case, where did she herself go?

This idea just took shape in his mind, and the next moment, he saw silver lightning extending from the game compartment, turning into thunder and pouring into his pupils!

A few minutes later, the girl jumped out of the intact game room, rubbed her eyes, and looked around the living room where everything was as usual, even the folds of the sofa hadn't changed a bit. After confirming that the door was locked, she yawned and jumped into the room. On the bed, fell asleep.

"Ignite the star, personally ignite the front sight at the end of the gaze, and let the night fall..."

Rarely caught in the wake-up ringtone of the normal song, Mo Lan got up from the bed at [-]:[-], rubbed her face, jumped out of bed to do a set of push-ups, ski steps and crotch high-fives, and finished washing After that, I was ready to go downstairs to have breakfast, come back to deal with part-time work, and start the journey of eating chicken.

But when he went downstairs and stepped into the breakfast shop, he saw a familiar figure beside the breakfast shop.

It was a tall and thin man, wearing a white loose Doraemon T-shirt, and a young man with a short ponytail on a pair of old sandals. He looked like a mini Wang Ye. He was squatting on the sidewalk at the moment Behind him, he lowered his head and held a smelly rotten egg, pinched his nose, and squatted silently.

… Leonardo Da Vinci’s painting of eggs is classic enough, why are you squatting on the curb to look at eggs?

"The only brother?" Mo Lan swallowed the brown sugar steamed buns in her mouth, took a sip of soy milk, then squatted down and asked, "What are you doing squatting down?"

This person is [SO.VE], Xu Lin, the only brother of Mo Lan's pretty tenant. He held the egg and replied in a somewhat embarrassed tone: "A kid asked me to see his egg... can we Do you speak Mandarin? It’s still a bit awkward to communicate between Shancheng dialect and Rongcheng dialect.”

"Isn't the only difference in my impression is the guest and the wife... So you just leave it here for a brat to guard the rotten eggs?"

"It seems to me that he attaches great importance to this egg, and he agreed to it all, just wait..." The only brother sighed: "When I was young, I also used the stones picked up by the roadside as treasures."

"When I was young, my biggest hobby was to be a student on duty to clean the toilets. I took the camera my dad gave me and went to the toilets to take pictures of Ollie. Then I went to the podium to ask people to claim it. I also printed a stack and kept it at home as a school. A great honor to contribute, but it is a pity to move later..."

"If I hadn't finished my meal and was still watching the rotten eggs for half an hour, I would stand up and stuff you into the public toilet next to me..." The only brother sighed, "Let's get down to business , I originally wanted to send you a message later, remember not to make arrangements for the next number of dungeons, I have received a task from the guild."

"What exactly?"

"I don't know yet, I only know that the main goal is to purify a world that is mutating towards the chaotic side. It may be that the villain of a certain work suddenly branched out, and the protagonist died suddenly, causing the plot line to go in the direction of the villain ruling the world. Our task It is to bring everything back to normal. In addition to the points and gashapon coupons that everyone can have, the reward is a random guild relic and the authority to upgrade the guild. It is very important and it is best for everyone to participate.”

"Understood, can the STC I sent over be built?"

"The mechanical bat? Yes, but there are not enough resources now. I have asked the core members to reserve resources. They can be built after the next number of dungeons is over. It can be very useful." The only brother said: "This guild battle must Success, I have found a lot of high-quality potential newcomers, but the upper limit of the number of guilds is not enough now, so I must quickly raise the level of the guild and open a upper limit to let them in."

"No problem, then I'll go back and deal with the ticket book first, you can continue to look at the eggs."

Mo Lan waved her hand, turned her head and disappeared at the gate of the community.

Glancing at his back, the only brother scratched his head and continued to look at the rotten egg in his hand. After a few minutes, the kid finally ran back with another child, and took it from the only brother. Egg, bowed very politely and gave the only brother a bottle of AD calcium milk.

The only brother waved his hand, looking at the little kid who turned around holding the rotten egg, he felt a little emotional for some reason.

For some parents and family members, what their children are pursuing may also be this rotten egg of unknown meaning?

The only brother sighed, drank the AD calcium milk given by the child, watched the child carefully holding the egg, turned around, ran to a tree, asked his playmate to come over, and asked him to bow his head ...

...then slammed the egg down the tree, spilling the rotten egg yolk all over the roots.

"Ha! Didn't expect that, I stink to death you bastard!"

The only brother drinking AD calcium milk is fixed in the air, and his pupils lose focus.

Gan!

After returning to the room, Mo Lan took care of the part-time work and pushed the progress to a point beyond the expected position. She looked up at the time and simply ate her lunch. She waited until the stipulated two o'clock in the afternoon before jumping into the game room. After entering the personal lobby, I directly used the [Endless Space Battle Royale Ticket]...

"It has been detected that you have used the [Endless Space Battle Royale Ticket], and we are looking for matching participants."

"The matching has been completed and the required number of people has been reached. The game is about to start. Please enter the space channel and get ready. This game is a battle royale game where all members default to level 1 incapacitated humans. The specific rules will be introduced before the game officially starts. , please enjoy the game to the fullest and strive for a good ranking."

In the space channel, Mo Lan in human form is eager to try and is ready to go. As a chicken fanatic with thousands of hours of panoramic chicken eating games, Mo Lan is against this kind of super random endless space props and mechanisms that are picked up everywhere on the ground. The long-awaited chicken eating game.

Even if the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu are matched, Mo Lan must guarantee the entire top ten and get enough endless points!

……

"Wow, baby, what a coincidence?"

Ten seconds later, Mo Lan sat on a seat similar to the cabin of a spaceship, silently looking at Mo Ming and Qi, who were facing each other with "Mo Lan's Father" and "Mo Lan's Mother" on their heads. Miao, raised his hand and slapped himself.

Come on, the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu are here...

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Mo Lan had calculated thousands of times, but he didn't realize that it was true. Mo Ming and Qi Miao also got this battle royale ticket book at the same time, and they will compete with Mo Lan in this chicken-eating battlefield.

Looking at the two frail middle-aged handsome men with bared teeth and smiling faces, and the domineering female president, Sister Feng, Mo Lan's mind came up with countless shocking childhood memories, including but not limited to a family playing Super Smash Bros. Pulling the stool turned into a big fight in the living room. The whole family was defeated and no one took the first step after an hour. All kinds of warm scenes like the harmony of the Mishima family flooded into Mo Lan's heart, making the top ten The beautiful dream suddenly became complicated and confusing.

"Son, take a look at the map in your hand." Mo Ming pointed to the holographic map that appeared in Mo Lan's hand, "If you are a brother, dance with us to the skyscraper city."

Mo Lan looked down and found that the map of this chicken eating competition was a huge island with many locations on it, including but not limited to [Death Arena], [Mond City Tourist Office], [Pokémon Town] ], [Griffin Camp], [Miasma Town], [Skyscraper City], and [Tranquility Town], etc., the size is probably much larger than the island map in the classic PUBG.

This is normal. In this chicken-eating game right now, everyone goes down to pick up all kinds of weird props and mechanisms to fight. If you pick up a few more things, you will basically be inhumane. Their combat radius and mobility are all older than everyone else. Honestly, the version of running poison and shooting guns is much higher, and it is normal for the map to be larger.

The [Skyscraper City] Mo Ming refers to is somewhat similar to P City. At first glance, it is extremely rich in resources. There will be a group of people dumping dumplings and jumping into it, making a pot of porridge. Before, Mo Lan would definitely go to this kind of happy city. Jumping in the city, but firstly, there is only one chance to play the game, and now you have to deal with one of your parents.

As for why it is one of the parents?

According to Mo Lan's experience, if the two couples have conflicts in reality, they will play cooperative games to ease the relationship. If they are in love with each other in reality, then playing this kind of chicken-eating game will definitely land together, and then they will be the king of fighters. , beat the opponent to death first, the living person is happy to play, and the other can only point out the country and chat in the voice. As for the winning rate of both sides, according to Mo Lan's memory, Mo Ming has never won in this situation. of……

At this point, Mo Lan had already prepared two sentences, "He said it's okay", and waited for the second elder to say "kingdom has no eternity" to liven up the atmosphere, but when he raised his head again, he found that he was sitting alone in a room. In the fog, it was isolated from everything before.

Immediately, Mo Lan received a prompt from the system:

"Welcome to the [Endless Space Battle Royale] game scene. The following will introduce you to the detailed rules of this game."

"The core gameplay of the game adopts the classic lone wolf battle royale mode. There is no plane, and no one can know the landing location of other players. Players need to directly select an area on the map to dive and jump, and complete the landing under the guidance of the system. Pick up Arm yourself with the props, equipment, mechanisms and other resources on the map, and advance with the shrinking storm circle step by step, fighting until there is only one person left."

"This game also has a point system for killing enemies. Every time the number of enemies killed reaches a multiple of 5, the player can get a random killing enhancement. The more kills, the more extra rewards you can get after the battle. "

"This game attaches great importance to gender equality, so the judgment of the player's vital parts is randomly selected, randomly selected from [All gender players have a vital part of the lower body judgment] and [All gender players have no vital part judgment]...Random completion, this game Choose the latter."

hateful……

"The mechanism on the map exists in the form of light clusters, and other items exist in their original appearance. Each player can only pick up and use one mechanism, and it cannot be removed or looted. Other mechanisms picked up will be transformed into yours. Relevant resources of its own mechanism (such as gold coins, experience points, evolution points, etc.), there will be airdrops on the field from time to time, and the airdrops will contain guaranteed blue quality items.”

"The airdrop will start uniformly in 30 seconds. Please be prepared and select the starting point for the airdrop."

"Current number of survivors: 400."

Mo Lan:?

Isn't that what TM says on your ticket?

According to Mo Lan's experience, depending on the size of the map in his hand, it can only allow about 150 players with a high combat radius to compete on the same stage. 400 players are undoubtedly a population explosion. Just change it directly to LOL 15V15 is a nature. In this way, almost every corner on the map must be full of TM people. Players who like dogs have almost no chance. They must fight from the beginning to the end.

This terrifying population has undoubtedly cut off the survival of many Lao Liu and Voldemort players, but for Mo Lan, it is still an acceptable number. Lovers, if you really want to fight, he won't make a fuss.

Having said that, after all, it is a ticket book that can only be played once. It is better to lower the intensity of the battle at the beginning, at least there must be room to breathe and organize resources. an area.

[Quiet Town], a small resource point located in the lower left corner of the map, a small area composed of dozens of single-storey small buildings and fields combining Chinese and Western cultures. What [Happy Village], [Qianbi Plain] can't see any resources when you look around like that. With such a high population, there must be some fighting intensity, but it should be acceptable.

To be on the safe side, Mo Lan did not directly choose the center of the town, but chose a small suburban-like building complex in the lower right corner. In this way, he can flexibly change points in the air according to the situation, which is very spiritual.

"Airborne is coming, please prepare for landing, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

"Games start!"

The next moment, the dense fog in front of Mo Lan dissipated and turned into a clear blue sky. At this moment, his body was adjusted to a downward free-fall diving posture, appearing at an altitude of several thousand meters, heading towards The direction of the ground swooped down at extreme speed!

Adapting to the tingling feeling of the strong wind blowing on her face, Mo Lan glanced at the lower part of her line of sight. The suburb of [Tranquil Town], which was still small in her line of sight, was built on the hills of the plain. She nodded in satisfaction and raised her head. , want to see how many potential competitors are around.

Afterwards, Mo Lan and the twenty or so brothers who had the same idea and huddled together in the air to form a heart shape met their eyes.

"Fuck!"

More than [-] people, including Mo Lan, squeezed out a classic plant sentence from their teeth in unison. While helping the cause of environmental protection, they all felt a sense of sadness in their hearts.

Why does it have to happen in such a tragic situation that the hero sees the same thing?

The strong wind whistled in his ears, and under the strong sense of weightlessness, Mo Lan immediately made a decision and prepared to turn the point. He was ready to pull the parachute first and float towards a place where there were not so many people, but he found out sadly , dozens of brothers and sisters around, also did the same action at the same time...

...and discover at the same time that he doesn't have a parachute at all.

"Supplementary System Announcement: This competition uses parachute-free landing, which is thrilling and exciting. You have a certain degree of physical movement ability that violates physics in the air. Before landing, please make your legs lean forward, and raise your fists with your hands shoulder-width apart. The parachute landing action can only be normal landing!"

"Gan!"

Mo Lan and the twenty or so brothers became numb in an instant. Without a parachute, it means that it is difficult to transfer points in the air. The future of landing in this palm-sized place and fighting with more than two dozen people is almost a foregone conclusion. .

And when it was about a thousand meters away from the ground, people next to Mo Lan suddenly started to approach each other, grabbed each other's body, and started fighting in the air, trying to disrupt the other's posture and turn it into a head Facing down, let them GG on the spot because of the wrong posture when they fall, so as to reduce the number of potential competitors.

The ugliness of human nature was undoubtedly revealed at this moment. Mo Lan, who did not have much confidence in aerial gymnastics, immediately slid towards the edge of the airborne crowd, wanting to minimize the risk of sudden death during the landing stage. At a distance of several hundred meters, two brothers, one on the left and the other on the right, grabbed Mo Lan's gap, grabbed Mo Lan's elbows from both sides, held him up, and aimed his head at the ground , Tom and Jerry Tom hit the ground on the spot!

Seeing this situation, Mo Lan naturally did not sit still, but struggled immediately, trying to drag the two down and force them to let go and retreat, but she has rich experience in the game. This kind of experience is really too difficult to accumulate. Mo Lan and the two big men entangled to the end, but the two tacitly formed a double-bread sandwich. Each of them clamped Mo Lan's head with one leg, forming a two-person vise Jia Molan's head walnut situation.

At this moment, Mo Lan's first reaction was to stretch out her hands suddenly, grabbing the crotch of the two people, clenched her hands tightly, and began to knead quickly, but Mo Lan, the old Beijing old man who was playing with iron eggs Before the technique was demonstrated halfway, Mo Lan looked at the unresponsive legs on the left and right, and suddenly reacted: Damn, the crotch vital point has been canceled, and now everyone is essentially a chickenless sword master!

A catastrophe is imminent, two pairs of powerful hairy legs are stuck on the neck, everything seems to be a foregone conclusion, Mo Lan is about to become a stepping stone for these two people to land, ending this battle royale journey humiliatingly!

Lanbao, big crisis!

But at the next moment, Mo Lan thought of the last solution. He stretched out his hand, no longer backward, but forward, and tightly held the shoe on one foot of the two tough men with both hands, and slammed it down. Pull it out!

It’s midsummer in the real world at this moment, and many players’ shoes are relatively cool sneakers, which are very easy to take off. Mo Lan swung the shoes of the two of them with one hand, and then gave the old brother on the right the stinky socks with love prints. Take it off and fling it out.

While the two players restraining Mo Lan were puzzled first, then realized, and then panicked, Mo Lan stretched out the index fingers of both hands, with the nails pointing upwards, towards the soles of their feet...

Based on the skills that have been trained countless times with my old sister Mo Xuan's jio in the wars of snatching the sofa chairs at home, I started shaking at a very fast speed!

The itching that does not come from skills and props is not included in the jurisdiction of the pain ratio.

The next moment, in the strong wind, two ecstatic screams came from the top of Mo Lan's head, drilled into Mo Lan's mind along the thigh bone, and a burst of arcane magic blade directly made Mo Lan vomit in his skull, the frequency was comparable to that of gun fighting While their fingers were shaking, both of their legs softened at the same time, and they put them away subconsciously. Mo Lan immediately got out of trouble. Taking this opportunity, she grabbed the feet of the two and pushed them forward, and then grabbed the four iron eggs that flew towards her. , like controlling a joystick, hold the two balls in each hand and adjust the balls backwards quickly, aiming the heads of the two at the ground, and then made a landing posture and landed on the ground suddenly!

The violent impact came from under the feet, and dissipated in the next instant, which proved that Mo Lan successfully landed with a standard posture. Immediately afterwards, the heads of the two people who were caught by Mo Lan stabbed into the grass at the same time. It turned into a brilliance and died suddenly on the spot.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan immediately received a prompt from the system:

"First blood! You used [fall damage] to kill the player [you always like Mai Sakurajima]!"

"Double kill! You used [fall damage] to kill the player [nishuonimane]!"

Obviously, the judgment of the system is very humane. This kind of fighting in the air, which leads to the death of the enemy's landing failure, is also within the scope of its judgment. But immediately after, Mo Lan received a third blow. kill message.

"Three kills! You used [fall damage] to kill the player [Favorite NPK]! You are now the kill king, please keep it up!"