How Did It Become a River Crab?

The next second, the priest grasped Mo Lan's pliers with surprise on his face, and moved tears flowed from his eyes. He sighed, and there seemed to be endless vicissitudes in his eyes: "Brother, although you and I have never known each other, but when we meet, I love you." I understand, you brother, I have seen it before, I saw it in a dream, and now we are finally together!"

Hey, the medicine works so fast... No, this brother is so enthusiastic!

"Okay!" Mo Lan held the priest's hand backwards with pliers, and said with a long smile, "Since you and I hit it off, we should marry Jinlan and create brilliance together. What do you think!"

"Why not!" The priest stroked his beard and smiled, "My younger brother's name is Ka Moore, and his surname is Ka Moore. See you!"

"Brother Ka's words are too different. Since you and I have become brothers, I should cover you as the eldest brother. It is normal to call you brother Ka, but the second brother calls me but there is no need to call me elder brother. It is too alienated. Calling me That's my real name."

"Dare to ask big brother's name?"

"Brother is not talented, and his family has no culture, so he gave me a single name, one word for one father, brother Ka called me father."

"Understood, father!" Camor moved, "You and I should become comrades and level the world together!"

"Overjoyed!"

"Overjoyed!"

The two hit it off right away, talking to each other from the bottom of their hearts, what a picture scroll full of chivalry!

After a moment of recounting, Brother Ka asked in a deep voice, "I don't know what you can teach me when you come here this time?"

"Brother Ka, don't worry. Before we get down to business, Dad and I have something to ask." Mo Lan said solemnly: "I have been exhausted on the way here, and I have been in a dead end several times. I don’t know if brother Ka has anything, can you help me, big brother?”

This is a priest with some status in the Snow Country, and he should have some wool on his body... No, let's make a living, help my father and brothers...

"Father's words are too serious. Since it is Daddy's request, I must obey." Brother Ka cupped his hands, turned around and put the jug he had previously filled with milk in front of Mo Lan.

"This is a precious big pot that my younger brother got from the Snow King. It can be exchanged for a lot of money. Dad will accept it first."

Mo Lan saw that it was judged to be an item by the system.

【exquisite iron pot】

Type: [Props/Exchange Items]

Quality: [White]

Effect: The exquisite iron pot presented by the Priest of the Snow Country [Camol] can be exchanged for 50 Endless Points with Endless Space.

Remarks: I know what you want to do, there is no exchange effect if it is not a gift.

"Overjoyed!" Mo Lan immediately took the iron pot and replaced it with 50 endless points, "I wonder if I have any spare money?"

"Of course there is!" Brother Ka then put down his scepter, "This is the scepter that my brother usually uses for sacrifices. It is inlaid with gemstones. At first I regarded it as a treasure. Only when you saw Dad did you realize that it is just something external to you. , Dad just take it!"

"Overjoyed!" Endless points +100

"In addition, I have a high-end pocket watch set from the imperial capital..."

"Overjoyed!" Endless points +100

"I can only make one or two white pine sculptures a year..."

"Overjoyed!" Endless points +50

"And my silk underwear, which I always wear next to my body. It is said that someone in the clan is secretly buying our holy underwear..."

"Hi... Brother Ka, just put it on."

Preventing brother Ka's attempt to meet honestly, Mo Lan counted and added some other miscellaneous things. He got [-] infinite points from this master priest, which has already caught up with the novice's first mission. base rewards.

Overjoyed, overjoyed.

After counting the money, Mo Lan changed the subject: "Brother Ka, Dad, let me tell the truth, I came here today for the purpose of the Sword Tomb... No, what kind of trouble is that [Sealed Crystal·Blood Altar], this thing is a scourge for Jianghu , you and I should destroy it, and return the rivers and lakes to great rivers and mountains!"

After hearing this, Kamol's expression changed. Just when Mo Lan was a little vigilant, he sighed and said, "Father, I'm afraid this matter is not that simple. The level of defense of the crystal...is much stricter than you think, Dad."

Chapter 94 Enlightenment

"Oh, is that so?" Mo Lan breathed a sigh of relief seeing that there was nothing unusual about Kamol, and asked, "How do you say that?"

Kamol sighed: "As you guessed, the [Sealed Crystal Blood Altar] is just behind the slate door, and I do have the key to the big lock on me, but the altar is so tightly guarded that not only A big door."

"The soldiers at the gate are completely under the orders of the Snow King. Even high-end priests like us must first obtain the order of the Snow King in non-emergency situations before they have the power to open the gate. Otherwise, even people of my level , if they want to force their way in, those soldiers would dare to behead them with one blow."

"In addition, there are maze-like corridors behind the stone gate. The original purpose of digging these corridors is to hide inside and make a last-ditch effort in case the camp is attacked or occupied."

"In that case." Mo Lan was a little puzzled, "Why didn't you put the crystal in the depths of Snow Country from the very beginning?"

"When Neiying in the empire sent the crystal over, Esdeth had already landed on the coast of the Snow Country, and we didn't have time to transport the big crystal to the rear. What's more, the [Sealed Crystal] must be kept close to the sealed one. Within a certain distance, beyond this distance, or the crystal is destroyed, both of which will cause the sealed Teigu to recover half of its strength."

"Which way is more, do you remember the route of the maze?"

"Remember, but there are many traps in the maze, which will greatly delay the speed of you and me. If we force our way in, we will be overtaken by the pursuers sooner or later."

"So to put it bluntly, can you take me in only when the whole camp is in chaos?" Mo Lan nodded, "Okay, if that's the case, let's do a big job and clear the camp. Make him turn upside down, the sun and the moon are dark, what should we do?"

"Very good, very good, daddy's will is my little brother's hope!" Camor said solemnly, "but, how does daddy plan to cause chaos? You know, our big camp is in order, and a little disturbance will definitely not cause chaos. The whole camp was shaken."

"This is easy." Mo Lan slapped the pliers, "Brother Ka, you must know that when you shoot a man, you shoot the horse first, and when you capture the thief, you first capture the king. If you want to throw the entire camp into chaos, you must start with the Snow King himself!"

"Father, no!" Kamol's complexion changed drastically: "The King of Snow has a Teigu that can control dangerous species of ice dragons. With Dad's current strength, it is still too late to compete with the King of Snow."

"Who said I want to fight this guy head-on? Brother Ka, let me ask you, how is the strength of [Fengjue Crystal] compared to that of the great lock on the stone gate?"

"It's just a hair's breadth."

"In other words, I still have to blow it up myself..." Mo Lan glanced at the C4 in her hand, looked up at Kamoore, and said solemnly: "Do you know the rules of action of the Snow King? What is he not in his big tent?" time?"

"It's natural, that guy will leave the big tent in a short while, and patrol around the big camp, what do you think?"

"It's easy, the last question, Brother Ka, do you know..."

Mo Lan cleared her throat with a mysterious tone.

"Which one is the pit where this guy usually goes to the toilet?"

More than ten minutes later, Mo Lan completed all his arrangements, and all that was left was to wait for VE to reach the camp after burrowing into the ground, cooperate with him, create a big commotion, and create an infiltration [closed] for himself and brother Ka. Absolute Crystal] The opportunity to store it.

Mo Lan has already contacted the only brother, and there are about seven or eight minutes before he arrives at the camp. During this time, Mo Lan and Ka Moore sat in the priest's tent and had a long talk. Sincerely no exaggeration.

"When I was young, I thought the only purpose of life was to climb to a higher position and sit on a better chair."

Ka Moore took a sip of hot milk and sighed: "I ran around for these false names, and finally got such a position. I thought my life was over, and you only knew when you saw your father. Life is not only about the hot milk in front of you, but also poetry." And far away. Compared with Dad, you are so free and easy, it seems like a joke."

"Brother Ka was joking. Jianghu is essentially a vanity fair. You and I are both a small boat floating on it. I was once confused, but now I understand that it is necessary to devote my limited life to something more meaningful. among things."

"I really envy Dad, you still have such a passion, little brother at my age, even if you understand the true meaning of life because of Dad, I don't have time to realize it." Kamo sighed: "After this matter, maybe I will pass away in mediocrity, and use my next life to pay for the sins of this life."

"Brother Ka, don't say that. You have one thing that I can't do anyway." Mo Lan wanted to pat Ka Moore on the shoulder, but found that she was not tall enough, so she had to settle for the next best thing and pat Ka Moore "If you can do this for me, your achievements in the future will definitely be no less than my father's."

"May I ask what's the matter, even you can't do it?" Kamol asked hastily, his ashen eyes glowing again.

"That's [Ping A]..." Mo Lan's tone was unpredictable, as if he was trying to comprehend the path of life but failed.

"Ping... eh?" Kamol murmured, "Ping, what do you mean?"

"Ping A is Ping A." Mo Lan replied, "He is the most pure and simple, unpretentious human truth, and is the power that makes Infinity Sword and Phantom Dance shine."

Kamol heard the words, and seemed to have a clear understanding. Although he didn't know what Pinghe was, but he could make [Infinity Sword], [Phantom Dance] and things that sound like powerful Teigu shine, it must be It is a kind of mystery, and it is a great power.

"Father, how can I comprehend [Ping Ai]?"

"Brother Ka...you still don't understand?" Mo Lan smiled and shook her head, "You... have already realized it!"

"what!"

When Kamol heard the words, he felt a thunderbolt from the blue sky, what did father and brother mean by this?

When I didn't realize it, I already had the possibility that even my father and brother couldn't control it?

Why didn't I notice it myself! ?

Presumably... it's because I have long been blinded by profit and lost the innocence of the past.

Thinking of this, Kamol couldn't help feeling sad, but he also secretly swore in his heart that after this incident, he would let go of all his false pretense, devote himself to fighting for the common people, and find his way of [Peace]!

"I got it, thank you, Dad!"

"It's good to realize it, it's good to realize it." Mo Lan didn't know what kind of hair Ka Moore had realized, but VE had already sent him a message of his arrival.

All is ready except for the opportunity.

The only brother was asked to hide outside the camp, waiting for the "signal", while Mo Lan and Kamol opened the curtain and looked in the direction of the Snow King's tent.

Not long after, holding a carved dragon spear and wearing a blue robe, the heroic young prince [Snow King] walked out of the tent, waved his cloak, and walked silently towards his imperial latrine.

Mo Lan watched him step by step into the unknown abyss, took out a small remote control from his backpack, and held it quietly in the pliers.

The east wind is coming.

Chapter 95 The Shit Death Trap

The young Snow King walked into the hut, put the spear within easy reach, pulled down his pants and squatted on the pit, sighing wearily.

The milk I drank just now is a bit weird, I may have diarrhea today.

It is not easy to become the leader of an entire kingdom. The Snow King is glorious in front of others, but he has made efforts far beyond imagination. Charm builds wave after wave of troops, and that's what drives Esdeath's Imperial Army into this situation.

He was very tired, and wanted to take a good rest, shoot a few targets to relax, and sleep for another day, but it was not enough, Esdesh was still alive, and as long as she was alive, the Snow King could not sleep peacefully.

For the Snow King who dare not sleep, unloading the cargo into the pit is a rare moment of tranquility every day, and he cherishes it very much. Nor can pain be compared with the comfort that such silence brings.

Listening to the sound of wind and snow outside the latrine, the Snow King sighed contentedly, and unloaded the first two items of the day. Due to the poor entertainment conditions in the Snow Country, there were no newspapers or sand carvings to entertain the body and mind when going to the latrine. , the Snow King can only take the next best thing, and is going to observe his goods, so as to understand the health status of his intestines in recent days.

However, just as he lowered his head, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Under the small pit, in the center of my cargo...

There seems to be a small square thing.

...Eh, it glows.

"boom!!"

In the next second, the Snow King's imperial latrine burst into flames, and the scorching air mixed with a strange smell rushed to the surroundings, knocking several foreign soldiers around to the ground.And the latrine itself was torn to pieces by the flames, wrapped in hellish fireworks.