How Did It Become a River Crab?

do you know?Little man, I was very angry at that time, I felt that the world was mistreating me.Why does God give so many preferential treatment to those goddamn cashiers, and never give me a little bit of luck?Why can they have a handsome face, a good figure, surrounded by people, even better at fucking games than me?How could there be such an unfair thing?

Why are skinny people better than fat people, why are good grades better than bad grades, and why are people who can talk better than people with bad mouths?Why is it that those who can do things have the right to speak than others?Is it amazing to have these things?Is it awesome?Why does everyone revolve around such a person?Why can't I?Is it my fault I'm fat?Is my bad grades my fault?I'm just a little lazy, is this breaking the law?Not breaking the law?why?

I was very disappointed in this world. After graduation, I lived a life of gnawing on the old at home, relying on sucking the blood of my parents to recharge the game, often quarreling with my family, and finally moved out. The takeaway boxes were flooded, playing games in the stinky low-rent housing, scolding the Sinicization team for not being distracted by Sinicization, and facing off with the genuine dog who thought it was superior to spend money to buy a game and read a novel.Anyway, God owes me so much, why should I be lazy? "

Chen Zhuang's fat Kirby face shook extremely quickly in mid-air, almost deformed: "This is some kind of Gobami bug waste? Isn't it? Now I think so too."

"On my twenty-fourth birthday, including my parents, no one remembers this day. I ate a bunch of takeaways worth more than [-] yuan at home and played a League of Legends ranking. I have forgotten What is my pick, I only know that it is a middle, and the jungler is a horse."

"Looking at the video later, the centaurs actually played very well. I was single-killed three times in the early stage in the middle lane, and it couldn't help. It can only help the top lane to open the game and take the vanguard, and go down the lane to protect the dragons. This is no problem, but I am very angry. , Why didn’t you help me when I was dishonest? If you play well in the up and down lanes, shouldn’t you win? So, I sold the equipment in the spring and hung up the phone, scolding everyone for seven or eight pages.”

"Renma ignored me from the beginning to the end. I thought it was either blocked or scolded by me. At that time, I was very proud, and finally ended with my favorite sentence [Be filial when you meet your father next time] ...squeezed into the toilet and sprayed."

"When I came back from spraying, I won the game 4V5, and the game has entered the settlement interface. Except for me, the deserter, all other players have exited the interface and started the next game. Only the MVPs are left to play on the public screen. In a word."

"[Get serious about your miserable life first, SB]..."

"Thinking about it now, this sentence should just be pure venting. He can't know my life." Chen Zhuang jumped up and took a long breath: "But at that time, my parents had cut off the assistance for my living expenses, and the last thing I had in my pocket was With only twenty-eight yuan left, after reading that sentence, in order to make a change, or at least to continue dawdling and waiting to die, I decided to..."

"I threw away the rubbish in the rented house, moved back home to apologize to my parents and admitted my mistakes, and found a job with a salary that could barely cover my living expenses. I spent a few years losing weight so that my body could at least have a normal weight. During this period of time, I suddenly discovered an interesting thing." Chen Zhuang said: "I found that the attitude of the people around me is a little bit better than before, the number of quarrels with family members has decreased a little bit, even playing games, Communication with teammates is much more effective than before..."

"Until the end, I found out that the world owes me nothing."

"Study well is because people who have the ability to learn or are willing to work hard are awesome. Those who don't have a bad mouth are awesome because people who know how to respect people and are willing to learn how to communicate with others are awesome. They don't know anything. Those who gnaw on old people's waste should be abandoned, and those who dare not take a step forward deserve to rot right where they are. No one has ever owed me anything. If I insist on finding someone to take the blame, it can only be myself."

The little brother yawned, feeling that he was about to figure out Chen Zhuang's trajectory: "Go on."

"It took me more than [-] years to realize what many people know at the age of six, but fortunately, it's not too late." Chen Zhuang sighed: "It took me four years to become a normal person. It took another two years to start again, the work-study test went ashore, and when I was thirty, I entered the university again as a graduate student..."

"...then he was crushed to death by a lunch box thrown from the dormitory."

Hearing this, the little brother's eyes lit up: "I can give you ten points for this paragraph."

"How much is the total score?"

"100 points out of [-] points, you can get a positive number if you work harder."

"Then I'll try again." Chen Zhuang suddenly used an acceleration skill to change his jumping rhythm. Amid the shouts of American soldiers, he continued, "What happens after that is the story of endless space."

"When I woke up in the personal lobby and learned that I was time-traveling like the hero of the Infinite Flow novel, [Star Chaser] sent me a random newcomer gift package and asked me a question through the system."

"It asked [what do I most want to bring over?]"

When Chen Zhuang said this, he sneered: "I was numb at that time."

"I thought [Fuck, what do I want to bring here?], my parents are still in good health, I don't think I'm qualified to be responsible for a girl, and naturally I don't have any bloody past lovers, game I still like to play, but it doesn’t make sense to bring a game console? If you like to cook for other hobbies, you can’t bring a pot?”

"Until the end, I suddenly realized something. In my thirty years of life, I not only owed myself, my parents, but also owed something else."

"I brought it into this world without authorization, but expelled it from my body without authorization. It never asked me to let it come into the world, but I was so mean to it."

"That's..." Chen Zhuang stretched out his hand, pointing at his fat belly.

"The fat on my body."

"When I was 135 years old, I had already reduced to a normal weight of [-], and the tens of kilograms of fat was ruthlessly abandoned by me. It did nothing wrong, but it was so cruelly abandoned by me. My third debt in this life!

So this time, I'm going to take it on this battlefield together! "

"This is the reason why I am so fat, little brother, keep your eyes open, my first mechanism before [Charizard]... [Fat Controller]!"

"...I originally wanted to say that, but before that." At this moment, Chen Zhuang was about to be predicted by his little brother and hit him head-on, but at this moment, the left half of his fire-breathing dragon It bloomed suddenly, and in the crack, a yellow-white stream of hot water shot towards the little brother's heart!

"Come on, independent skills... [Chicken Soup for the Soul]!"

The chicken soup gushing out of Chen Zhuang's heart had a tracking effect, and penetrated into the little brother's body like a poisonous snake. The little brother's blood volume dropped suddenly, but under the effect of [Boiling Water Fragments], the damage was reduced It quickly returned a short distance, and did not suffer much damage.

Even so, the little brother's eyes had already shed hot tears at this moment.

"...This story is so touching!"

The little brother who was forced to retreat by the chicken soup burst into tears with deep emotion at this moment!

【Chicken Soup for the Soul】

Type: [Independent Skill]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: The mental attack skill developed by the sixth-level water attribute user. If you want to use it, the learner needs to make the following preparatory actions before using it: Tell your target object a story that conforms to the definition of universal chicken soup for the soul (i.e. [Inspirational], [Upward], and the expression is rather blunt and embarrassing), the other party needs to listen to the story all the way, and needs to have the intelligence to understand the content of the story. When the above two conditions are met at the same time, the user will get the preliminary BUFF [ Chicken Soup for the Soul Level [-] Preparation]...

In the state of [Chicken Soup for the Soul Level [-] Preparation], the user can launch a beam of Chicken Soup for the Soul at any time to the enemy unit that triggers this BUFF. The chicken soup will cause high water attribute damage to the enemy, and in the next ten minutes Inside, let the enemy enter the [Sentimental] state, and the disabling ability with a low priority cannot cancel this effect.

Enemies in the [sentimental] state will have extremely obvious emotional ups and downs, and are very easily moved by various stories to the point of losing their fighting spirit, and may even give up fighting, abolish their martial arts or even explode on the spot.

Remarks: This chicken soup is poisonous, the poisoner must have worked very hard to make this pot of chicken soup to poison me, woo woo woo, he really worked so hard, it's so touching!

The commentary force field and stage effects did not protect Chen Zhuang's commentary, because he didn't really want to tell his own story, but just wanted to meet the release conditions of his independent skills. At this moment, the little brother fell into a sentimental debuff middle.

In this way, little brother, he will be immersed in the emotion and stand still, waiting to be crushed into pieces by his first mechanism.

At this moment, Chen Zhuang stopped jumping, quickly retreated more than ten meters away, flapped his wings and flew into the air, triggering the power of his first mechanism [Fat Controller].

In an instant, from every corner of Chen Zhuang's charizard skin, a lot of fiery red, cotton-like sticky structure gushed out of his body, and flew into the air along his body.

That's Charizard's [Fat]...

Accompanied by the rapid extraction of fat, Chen Zhuang's plump body was pulled out in a very short time, like a needle pricked and a deflated rubber ball, his body quickly lost weight, his skin automatically tightened, and automatically adjusted to fit The firmness of his figure now only took two or three seconds, and Chen Zhuang, who reappeared in front of everyone, has turned into a figure that belongs to the golden ratio among fire-breathing dragons, lean yet muscular Aesthetic charizard handsome man.

This is Chen Zhuang's first mechanism [Fat Controller], by eating all kinds of delicacies from the heavens to gain weight, store fat in the body, increase the maximum life value, and at the same time gain weight without affecting the flexibility of the body Sex, you can use this weight to use various skills that rely on weight, rolling, and fleshiness, and be a front row with flesh and output.

And when needed, Chen Zhuang can immediately transform into a skinny form by quickly pulling out the fat in his body, gaining extra mobility, and has the ability to control himself to release the fat from his body, use the fat for shaping, and use various The explosive ability of this high-damage move is a dual-form combat mechanism that takes into account two combat methods and minimizes the waste of resources.

"Damn it, my little brother is here to lay eggs with my sister!"

A female fire-breathing dragon whistled in the auditorium, but Chen Zhuang in the venue naturally couldn't hear these voices. At this moment, he was preparing the cemetery for the little brother who was moved in place.

The fat pulled out of his body by it did not disappear, but stretched from his back to the left and right sides like a pair of dragon wings magnified several times. Chen Zhuang raised his hands and snapped his fingers each, and two sparks shot from him. The fingertips flew out and stuck to the huge fat wings behind him. The moment the flames licked up, the two huge lumps of fat burned blazingly, turning from fiery red flesh into flaming wings.

Under Chen Zhuang's control, the burning fat on both sides quickly completed another shaping. From the seemingly ordinary dragon wings, it turned into two burning arms extending from Chen Zhuang's back. The palm is clenched into a fist, and the size of the fist alone is comparable to the size of the little brother himself.

...It's a bit like the youth version of the three skills of Shirtel.

In the end, Chen Zhuang controlled the huge fire fist, spread out palms on both sides of the little brother, and used his palms as a rolling wall to crush the little brother, from both sides to the middle Give it a hard shot!

"Crack!!"

The sound of clapping palms and the loud noise of flames colliding with each other came from the palms at the same time, and the palms were brought together without any hindrance, and the seams were tight, as if the enemy inside had been completely roasted. Meat puree.

...It's more like [nothing was photographed]...

"what?!"

Chen Zhuang was startled by the emptiness from the fat. He raised his head, only to see that a fire-breathing dragon had punched him obliquely above, and the iron fist was hitting his slender neck!

In desperation, Chen Zhuang mobilized the elbows of his burning arms at full speed, and folded the fiery elbows directly to the opposite side, blocking the little brother at an angle that did not conform to ergonomics. The little brother's flame fist shattered He hit one elbow, but was swung back by the other arm, missing the opportunity to attack.

Chen Zhuang glanced in shock at the fat fire arm that was slowly assembling and returning to its original shape, and looked at the little brother who was flying back quickly, hanging in the air and fluttering his wings.

……why?

[Chicken Soup for the Soul] has a very high control priority, and there is no way to undo it with ordinary anti-control skills. Unless there is a purple quality level, which is dedicated to the ability to uncontrol, otherwise...

……wrong.

Chen Zhuang's eyesight is very good, he can clearly see that there are still hot tears rolling down the little brother's face.

Little brother, he didn't break free from [sentimental] DEBUFF at all!

"Aren't you moved?"

"No, I'm very moved." The little brother choked with sobs, and wiped away the hot tears from the corners of his eyes: "I'm not only moved, but also dare to move."

"Why do you dare to move?" Chen Zhuang asked.

"Because I was touched."

"Then you definitely didn't dare to move because of my touch." Chen Zhuang said.

"Yes." The little brother nodded and said, "I dare not move because you moved me, but because I have other emotions that make me dare to move."

"What moved you?"

"Myself."

The little brother covered his eyes, "Just now, I was really touched by your story, and I felt that it was the right way to hand over this match to you, but at this moment, I suddenly thought of something. thing."

"If I have gone through untold hardships, overcome all difficulties, blow your dog's head, and advance to the next round..." The little brother's crying became more intense: "How touching is this?"

"Could it be that in this world, is there anything more touching than blowing the opponent's head off? I think... oh, no! I worked too hard, and I love myself so much!" the little brother cried , the flame fist on the claws ignited again: "When I think about this, I immediately feel that your story is rubbish! I want to fight for my touch!"

Hey!

Chen Zhuang understood, this fire-breathing dragon, it...

It [has a brain problem]!

Unlike ordinary [human beings], this [charizard] is real, and it regards [victory] and [battle] as the meaning of its own existence!If what humans pursue is the [result] brought about through battle and victory, then what this fire-breathing dragon pursues is the [process] leading to the result!

I don't ask for rewards, I don't ask for meaning, I just want to experience this process to my heart's content... This is something that only non-human creatures like Pokémon can have...

... A kind of [naivety]!

It is this kind of innocence that makes it more willing to be moved for its own sake. Chicken soup for the soul is meaningless to it!

"It seems that whether I died from a high-altitude parabola or met your opponent, it proves that my luck is really bad." Chen Zhuang shook his head, and picked up his magical book of tactics again, " But it doesn't matter, the result is the same!"

The page in his hand flipped at full speed and came to a new page. The light from this page flew into the sky, and directly above Chen Zhuang's fat fists turned into dozens of invincible oil barrels with no collision volume. And dumped the fuel!

[Refueling Tactics] originally refers to the tactic of deploying small groups of troops to the battlefield actively or forcedly in batches one by one. It was used in the Battle of Thermopylae, the Battle of Stalingrad, etc. It is a very shortcoming. Seriously, it will be avoided by the commander in many cases, and will only be used in a very small number of effective situations and when it has to be used. In this very realistic tactics book, it has naturally become a literal meaning.

The poured fuel fell on the burning arms, making the fat arms that were already on fire burn even more vigorously in an instant. For Chen Zhuang's special fat that has been strengthened many times, under such a fire, the fire will The fist can still maintain its full form within an hour, and the additional reinforcement brought by the increased fuel allows Chen Zhuang to use this more vigorous firepower to take a more deadly offensive.

The extra flames quickly condensed towards Chen Zhuang's [right hand], forming a huge, flaming two-handed giant sword on the burning palm.

[Jie Mie], from the big sword five-star weapon in the mobile game "Honkai III", the version in front of me is several times larger than the original version, even in the palm of my little brother's body, it looks quite large, And Chen Zhuang controlled the right arm, activated the Titan's Grip, swung the two-handed sword with one hand, and slashed at the little brother's forehead!

Although the giant sword is heavy, the power of Chen Zhuang Fatty's right arm is equally great. The giant sword is as fast and deadly as a swift sword in his hand. It seems to be frantic several times in succession, but in fact it is woven into a sword web in a random and orderly manner. , enveloping the little brother, when it managed to break out from the burning sword energy, several layers of burning debuffs had been attached to its body, and its blood volume was less than half.

What's worse, the fire attribute resistance of the little brother disappeared.

As a user, Chen Zhuang's hard power is much lower than that of Mo Lan, but his IQ is higher in terms of skill matching. He knows that most of his attack methods are fire-type, and he may encounter violent attacks from fire-free enemies, so he specially learned An independent skill that can weaken the enemy's fire resistance. In this way, even if the little brother is a fire-breathing dragon, he has to accept the passionate roasting honestly.

In order to ensure the victory, Chen Zhuang gave the little brother enough respect. He swung the huge sword at full speed, used the flame fist and the flame sword to wear down the energy of the little brother, and at the same time pushed him into a desperate situation, he turned over the book of tactics in his hand. It was a new page, and out of it flew a huge rectangular woodworking saw almost the length of a small train.

I understand, this is [Tug of War]...

After being summoned, the saw of the tug-of-war automatically flew towards the little brother, moving back and forth at an astonishing speed, as long as it touched the little brother's body, it would have to saw off a layer of flesh at least , punches, swords, and saws infinitely squeezed the little brother's living space from three directions, trying to suffocate him to death in the fire net!