How Did It Become a River Crab?

At this moment, Akao Naoki really felt that he might not be able to survive this battle.

Chapter 6.5 I call you, do you dare to agree? ([-]K)

Facing the small old car that was still in good condition, and Mo Lan who was crawling from behind his own buttocks, who didn't know what to do, Naoki Akao, who was not good at fighting head-on, immediately made a decision, and he started the editing tool, and immediately used a consumable name scene that he treasured.

Different from the famous scene before, this editing screen in front of you is not simply re-projecting the scene, but an expansion and modification based on the original one. It is triggered at the moment when Naoki Akao dissipates in Conan and the skill release slot becomes vacant. After the skills, the little brother, little old car and little old girl found a figure suddenly appeared beside them at the same time.

Next to Yazi was a mysterious woman who had exactly the same figure and appearance as her, wearing a black rubber one-piece bodysuit, a pair of red-rimmed glasses, and a high ponytail.

Next to the little old car, there is a four-armed chariot with exactly the same appearance as him, with a face wearing glasses and holding four big swords with "Let me see".

Beside the dancing little brother, there is an extra pair of transparent glasses on top of the sunglasses, wearing a black shirt, a wide and fat fire-breathing dragon.

"Ouch? Are you blushing?"

The moment they appeared and were noticed by the owner, the three mysterious replicas wearing glasses said in unison (the replicas of the little old car were expressed in kaomoji), "Let me be healthy, are you developing normally?"

After all, the replica of Yazi threw out two sets of pitch-black silk threads, forming a spear and poking at Yazi, the replica of the little old car swung four let me Kangkang swords and blasted down the little old car, The copy of the little brother took out a pair of salty dragon claws, and grabbed the little brother's dancing buttocks violently!

"Come to the north! Will you still call Brother Jie if you stand alone?"

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan immediately guessed what [famous scene] Akao Naoki used this time.

This is the birthplace of the famous sentence "Let me be healthy" that appears many times in this book, the well-known scene in the Taiwanese youth sex education film (note the sentence break) "If I knew boys would be sexually assaulted", this commercial It tells the story of the protagonist, Awei, who is greedy to play video games and doesn’t like to study, so he ran away from home after a big fight with his grandma, and met the male copper monster Jiege together with the useless Binbin, and finally entered Jiege’s house by mistake. , the tragic story of being brutally injured in his home reminds young people of the importance of playing less video games, studying more, and not arguing with grandma. Many other websites have formed a popular second-generation cultural circle. Station B has a not-so-high-definition version for viewing and learning. In essence, it is a very good warning education film, and this expendable name copied and strengthened by Naoki Akao The scene is a reproduction of the communication part in the middle and later part of the story, before Ah Wei is pushed down by Jie Ge, and has been strengthened and modified to allow Naoki Akao to select three enemy units, and each of them summons a special enemy unit next to each of them. Part of the ability, brother Jie/jie sister/Jie asexual elder clone with good blood volume, and attack the master, if the master loses more than 40% of his blood volume under his participation in the attack, he will be killed by Lily or Fencing, being continuously suppressed, is a very cruel and terrifying ability.

Taking the shadowy part of a cautionary tale out of context and re-enacting it to attack others, this kind of usage that completely ignores the educational connotation of the film itself, and can't even play a role in mild entertainment and propaganda, is quite interesting [The Escapist] The style it should have.

Seeing that the three juniors were being attacked by her sister Jie Ge Jie, Mo Lan's first reaction was not to rush to help immediately, but to type a sentence in the chat channel: [Mo Lan]: Don't hit their glasses, little old man Please don't break the kaomoji screen on the opposite side!

Mo Lan’s decision was correct. In the original work, Brother Jie, who tried to violate Ah Wei, backed away under the former’s struggle, took off his eyes, and shouted out the famous historical line that has lasted through the ages [Be obedient, let me be healthy] ! ] Afterwards, it turned into a pure beast mode, and the famous scene of Akao Naoki also faithfully restored this point. Once sister Jie Gejie loses her glasses in the battle, they will immediately enter a berserk state, and their combat effectiveness will be greatly improved , Mo Lan's reminder made Akao Naoki's plan to use the berserk effect to hit output in vain.

Watching more youth education films is really beneficial.

Naoki Akao's three brothers successfully gave him some time to breathe, and on the other side, Ban Yipeng, who was facing the wild bee team alone, was also at an advantage.

With the continuous recovery of blood in the back row and the harassment of bees and queen bees, Ban Yipeng couldn't hit the tough Zhan Gang with just regular shots. He was even accidentally killed during the battle. Gangzi seized the opportunity to perform a unique skill of a WWE mourner [elevator bomb drop], and threw the microphone he used to sing spiritual songs flying out. Seeing this, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​saving his own resources and strength, and took it from his backpack. He took out a pair of headphones and forcibly buckled them on Zhan Gang's head, like a golden hoop with a magic spell on it, no matter how much Zhan Gang slapped him, he couldn't take it off.

Afterwards, Ban Yipeng immediately took out a music player connected to the [Strong Fixed ASMR Headphone], clicked the [Play] button on it, and in an instant, Zhan Gang heard the horrific wailing that surrounded his mind in 360 degrees .

"LOST RIVERS", a strange song that is full of ghosts and wolves howling throughout, it is difficult to even be called a [song], and songs such as "Confession" were blocked on the Internet [Top Ten Banned Songs], [Internet Mysterious Songs], the magical name, was once a bit popular on the Chinese Internet for a while. The interesting point is that most of these songs themselves are not as scary as imagined. They are just ordinary horror movie songs, but whenever someone Say [but that's it], and someone will immediately say something like [this is not the original song], [the original song has long been lost, and no one has heard it again] and other words that cannot be falsified and verified, creating a kind of The atmosphere of the sealed mysterious song really scared many netizens.

But now, the song "LOST RIVERS" that Zhan Gang heard was found in the endless space. It fits the so-called [original version] of his strange talk. Bleeding, he had never wished that he was deaf so much, but in fact, the sound of this song could penetrate the soul, and even a unit that was born without hearing would still be affected by this terrifying mental shock.

At the same time, Ban Yipeng glanced at the queen bee and bees in the air, took out two bottles of potions, and poured them back and forth into his mouth.

The first bottle of potion he poured into his mouth is no stranger to Mo Lan. Its name is [Voice Hardening Potion], which allows the drinker to launch the roared words as physical projectiles. The used version is pretty much the same, but it's disposable and only lasts a little over two minutes.

And the other bottle of potion...is called [Laughter Potion]...

After drinking two bottles of medicine, Ban Yipeng took a deep breath, raised his head, looked at the queen bee in the air, and laughed loudly, hastily, and maniacally!

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Rough and wild laughter, like a female gun fired at twice the speed, came out of Ban Yipeng's mouth, and the materialized characters [Ha] shot out of his mouth like machine guns. , The font with the explosion effect turned into a prevention and control machine gun, and it only took more than three seconds to beat the queen bee in the air into a mess.

Just as Ban Yipeng was about to continue shooting the remaining bees to death, he jumped over the fallen Zhan Gang and went directly to cut the back row, a pair of powerful hands with huge gloves grabbed his shoulders firmly and grabbed him. His body slammed down, and the words "ha" hit the wall of the octagonal iron cage one by one, failing to kill the important output cluster of bees.

Ban Yipeng's head was also pressed down hard, and it was difficult to turn his head for a moment. Through the corner of his eye, he saw Zhan Gang who was using Jiu-Jitsu to hold him tightly.

At this moment, Zhan Gang's face is covered with blood. The mental damage from "LOST RIVERS" has made his eyes almost red, and the blood drips down his face continuously, dyeing the entire chest of the armor red. However, this wild The leader of the bee team, T, still gritted his teeth tightly, fighting blood to overflow from the gap between his teeth, dyeing the white teeth into a hideous color, and he still tried his best and did not let go.

"Do not you upset?"

Ban Yipeng thought so in his heart, and triggered his own mechanism skills in the sound of haha, summoned a loudspeaker placed on the ground beside him, and summoned a simple stage made of wood behind him. Five figures were summoned from above.

This is a band composed of four singers, a violinist and a clarinetist. The four singers are [Edogawa Conan] (drum washing machine brothers are very busy today), duo nicknamed [Fat Tiger] The character of Doraemon [Takeda Takeshi], the dragon girl [Elizabeth Bathory] and the queen [Nero Claudius] from the "FATE" series, the violin accompaniment belongs to the same Doraemon work as Fat Tiger [Shizuka], as for the clarinetist at the end, he is Squidward from the "SpongeBob SquarePants" series.

Seeing these six figures, the five members of the Wild Bee Squad had an extremely ominous premonition in their hearts, and Mo Lan, who saw this scene, had already yelled [Damn], and began to worry about the Wild Bee Squad in his heart. prayed.

Any contestant who has a deep understanding of the ACGN cultural circle will have a sense of fear of the end of the world when seeing these six things, and immediately subconsciously want to cover his ears. These six people are all from their respective works. Very representative and well-known sound idiots, whose tones are enough to destroy the world, especially the dragon lady Elizabeth and Nero, and even have the reputation of "these two people get together to hold a concert and end the Holy Grail War overnight". , although the former is said to have such a terrifying effect because the sound has a dragon roar effect that the audience cannot accept, but no one in the wild bee can understand the dragon language, and the effect is the same.

The next moment, six great musicians started their performances at the same time. Nero and Elizabeth were the lead singers, Fat Tiger was in charge of the rap part, Conan was a cappella accompaniment with vocals, and Shizuka and Squidward were the background sounds. The sound was directly collected into the loudspeaker, and then the loudspeaker was released directly towards the wild bee team in a cone shape. For a while, the four members of the wild bee team except Zhan Gang seemed to be surrounded by a person from Lao Gun 5. The Dragonborn let out the Vosloda Dragon Roar with no cooldown time, and everyone was turned upside down, on the verge of collapse.

As for Ban Yipeng and Zhan Gang, they were not affected because they stood outside the attack range of the loudspeaker. Ban Yipeng was just about to take this opportunity to laugh Zhan Gang to death with a hahaha hardening combo, but saw a thunderbolt from A sudden strike from behind directly knocked Ban Yipeng into a dizzy state!

……what?

Before Ban Yipeng had time to think about this problem, thirty leaf knives flew from the same direction, cutting dozens of small wounds on his body, and at the same time giving him damage lasting several seconds Burn effect.

After the blade passed, a round of moonlight cut his upper body, making Ban Yipeng's eyes dark. Five icicles followed one after another, hitting them all, and sealing him in a layer of ice. Finally, an ice column that completely violated physics Xue's fireball directly passed through the ice layer and hit Ban Yipeng's body, causing him to burn in a frozen state, entering the same state of ice and fire as in the previous cylinder.

At the same time, beside Mo Lan, a floating diamond-shaped crystal with five colors of light flashed, ending this round of sanctions and entering the state of preparation again.

[Five Elephants Punisher], using Camp Wesson's synthetic device, a new weapon synthesized from the former [Singing Vigilante] and [Thunder Fire Water Ice Moon Stone], completed its debut at this moment .

Mo Lan filled in the word [haha] in the vacant entry slot prepared in advance, which directly interrupted Ban Yipeng's haha ​​cannon combo. What made Ban Yipeng even more painful was that this lasted ten The haha ​​potion that takes more than a few seconds cannot be automatically removed. Therefore, whenever Ban Yipeng is released from the frozen state, he will immediately [haha] again, and then continue to be hacked. He has no choice but to stay in the octagonal iron cage. While chaotically jumping up and down, try to avoid some damage, and because of this, Zhan Gang and the whole team got precious transfer time, temporarily withdrew from the attack range of the loudspeaker, and had a chance to regroup.

After temporarily resolving the crisis of the wild bee team, Mo Lan also thought of a way to solve the crisis of Jie Ge on his side. He sent a message to his little brother, and then, he was doing a tap dance and retreating to avoid the giant Jie Gelong's butt grabbing. The little brother in the hand turned his attack, took the initiative to do a ballet spin, and used his own butt to distort Jaegeron's glasses.

In order to ensure that the possible special effect of dropping glasses is triggered, the little brother also shouted very cooperatively: "Brother Jie, don't want it!"

At this moment, Jie Gelong suddenly stopped, took a step back, remained silent, slowly raised his claws, and took off the crooked eyes on his face, revealing the sunglasses underneath.

"obedient……"

Jie Gelong, who was wearing a black T-shirt, shouted angrily: "Let me be healthy!"

At this moment, Jaegeron's berserk effect was triggered exactly, but Akao Naoki didn't feel joy because of it. He knew very well that the younger brother's initiative to trigger Jaegeron's berserk mechanism at this moment must have other plans.

Sure enough, at the moment Jie Gelong yelled loudly, Mo Lan just rushed to the front of Jie Gelong with a [river crab sprint], blocked the little brother, and flicked a little Yes, the pink balls bounced directly into Jacolong's mouth with his fingers!

At this moment, Jie Gelong's roar stopped abruptly, as if he had changed from the evil Jie Ge to the actor himself speaking a cute Taiwanese accent, maintaining a berserk posture, obediently standing on the spot, waiting Mo Lan's order.

What Mo Lan threw out was naturally strengthened once by [Random Enhancement Coupon], with one more [Momotaro Ball], this control item from Doraemon can immediately kill an enemy unit whose strength does not exceed the limit. Control it, and become a warrior at your own disposal. Mo Lan actively triggered the berserk of Jie Gelong, just to control it at its strongest stage, so as to prevent it from appearing in the unhealthy phenomenon of whitening the weak three points .

And at the same time, the dancing shoes on the little brother's feet finally expired and shattered, allowing the little brother to return to his true nature of wrists. The little brother and his brother Jie looked at each other and took off at the same time, one left and one right , one sister Jie rushed to Yazi, and the other Jie Che went to beat up the younger brother. The situation was reversed again, making Akao Naoki's wishful thinking shattered.

Seeing that sister Jie was smashed to the head with a punch by the little brother, Lily failed, Jie car was smashed and couldn't move, and even the four centurions were knocked down one after another with the help of the conqueror, Naoki Akao's heart ached. sank.

He has already seen that Mo Lan's enemy's tactics are very simple in the final analysis, that is, Mo Lan's own body actively restricts and counters the enemy's various fighting methods, so that the opponent cannot display his original strength. Entering into a suffocated disadvantaged state with such an unimaginable ability, and then relying on the outstanding hard power of the juniors to overwhelm the opponent, it is easy to say, but it is extremely dependent on on-the-spot performance and quick-witted play, without sufficient resources and operations Kuai's brain hole can't be played at all, and he has no way to imitate it, and there is no good way to counter it.

Now that the two third-tier peaks have fallen, Yamashita and Kamiya Izuru are punishing each other in their own ways, and Akao Naoki is not without a feeling of retreat. If Ban Yipeng, who is trapped in the octagonal iron cage, is left , retreat immediately, pass all the information you have to Li Yaomu, and then regroup and think about tactics. This is the optimal solution rationally. Mo Lan, who has terrifying long-distance mobility, is not easy to escape. The second problem is his dignity as [Ziji], which makes him rather die than commit the ugly act of betraying his teammates.

Therefore, Akao Naoki had a quick brain turn, and finally came up with an alternative plan, which required the help of Ban Yipeng, so he immediately used a replacement camera to attack the wild bee team, and asked: "Lock Are you staying?"

"It was locked eight seconds ago!" Ban Yipeng shouted.

"Right now, use it!"

Hearing this, Ban Yipeng immediately took out a...

A purple-gold gourd.

"Crab!" Ban Yipeng aimed the mouth of the gourd at Mo Lan, and shouted angrily, "I'll call you, do you dare to agree?"

After he said all these words, what is the gourd in his hand, the answer is obvious.

The prototype of this thing is most likely to be the [Purple Gold Gourd] of the famous monsters in "Journey to the West", King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn. In the original work, this is a magic weapon of the control system of corrosion. With a cry, it will be sucked into the gourd immediately, and it will turn into pus in a short time. Right now, if Mo Lan dares to agree, she will probably have the same fate.

Even if Ban Yipeng called "Crab" instead of Mo Lan's name, Mo Lan couldn't agree to him. It is clearly written in the original Journey to the West that the trigger mechanism of Zijin Gourd does not look at the real name or pseudonym, but only the general shout. Whose is it? In the original work, Wukong himself made up a pseudonym [Zhe Xingsun], but he was thrown in. Naturally, Mo Lan didn't dare to make a big deal at this moment, so he immediately closed his mouthparts and directly closed his mouthparts with double pliers. Clamp, in case the opponent has any skills that force the enemy to make a sound.

However, users are users after all.

After shouting "Do you dare to promise?", Ban Yipeng didn't wait for Mo Lan's answer at all, and directly took out a red bow tie from the inventory, and stuck it to his throat.

This bow also comes from "Detective Conan". It is the bow on Conan's neckline. Anyone who has watched animation or comics must know the purpose of this bow.

... [imitates another person's voice] ...

Ban Yipeng locked the bow on Mo Lan's body, pressed the button on it, and then yelled in Mo Lan's voice, "Hey!"

This sound not only 100% restored the voice of the crab, but made Mo Lan only second in the Mo Lan imitation contest, and even made the voice come out of Mo Lan's mouth directly. The next moment, Mo Lan flew into the air directly, her body Pulled extremely fast, was entered into the gourd.

Before being inhaled, Mo Lan threw the [Cancer God Ball] directly on the ground at the fastest speed. Yazi understood it and wrapped it with silk thread, so that juniors can use the [Cancer God Ball] by themselves Part of the functions, so that unique and substitution operations cannot be performed.

Seeing that Mo Lan was really sucked inside, Akao Naoki let out a long breath, feeling that the overall situation was settled.

In Mo Lan's combat system, Mo Lan is responsible for the extremely important generalist task. Only when he is present can juniors display their abilities without any scruples. Lan disappeared, and the remaining enemies were a mess of loose sand that could only be output by brute force, which could not be used much.

Ban Yipeng had promised himself before the battle that this purple-gold gourd trap that only the two of them knew could dissolve the enemy if it was strong, and trap the enemy for at least a minute if it was weak. Enough to blast and kill the remaining opponents by himself, even if Mo Lan can come out later, it will only be a bare stick.

Thinking of this, Akao Naoki couldn't help but relax a little, and looked at the younger brother who had lost his coach and others, wanting to see the worried and uneasy expressions on their faces.

However, when he saw the little brother, the little brother was crushing the last dwarf centurion with one foot, laughing and hooking his shoulders with the conqueror beside him, Jie Gelong, pointing in the direction of Ban Yipeng's gourd, shouting Said: "Heaven has reincarnation, boss, you also have today!!"

Little old car: (.ヮ′ )σ.? ')(σ???)σ

Looking at Mo Lan, who was distorted and deformed, stretched into a cake shape and sucked into the gourd by the storm, Yazi couldn't help covering his mouth and chuckling.

Akao Naoki:?

No, so your internal relationship is so bad?

Don't scold me, don't scold me, I know I was wrong, tomorrow the two will die together in one chapter, this is for sure, the detailed outline will be there!Before I finished writing, I took a selfie and went into the toilet to apologize!

In addition, I would like to ask a question, do you hope that part of the counting stamps will be printed and distributed tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, or will they be released to everyone at once?Because there are so many things, it should even be the largest wave of harvesting in history, so the number of words will be more luxurious, and it will definitely be impossible to finish tomorrow. Let's see what everyone thinks?

Number of remaining escapees in Chapter 7: 10.5 ([-]K)

Although he was stunned by the wonderful reaction of the younger brother for a moment, Akao Naoki immediately came back to his senses, started the editing system, and entered the [Mixed Cutting Mode]...

[Mixed cut mode] As the name suggests, Naoki Akao is allowed to activate two famous scenes at the same time, greatly increasing the upper limit of output in a short period of time. He wants to use the fastest speed while Mo Lan is still in the purple gold gourd and cannot support juniors. Catch them all!

Naoki Akao clicked two of the remaining two famous scenes in the editing system, one left and one right, and released them towards the little brother and the little old car at the same time. In an instant, the little brother was locked in a rectangle, In the translucent corridor, at the same time, a figure flew from the sky, fixed two rope hooks on the body of the small old car, approached him at full speed like a cannonball, raised his hand Two machetes, shaped like utility knives, swirled towards the little old car!

If Mo Lan was present at the moment, he would immediately recognize that the figure was the captain of the investigation corps [Levi] from "Attack on Titan". An anime equipped to hunt giants (at least in the early and mid-term...), Captain Levi is the first hard-powered person who is best at using three-dimensional mobile devices in the entire story.

At this moment, the upper half of Captain Levi's face is covered with blood, his eyes are ferocious, and he is almost crazy. From this, it can be seen that the scene cut by Akao Naoki should be a very important part in the history of Dongying animation painting [Soldier Slashing Monkey], this section tells the famous scene of Soldier Levi slashing at the giant Jake, which is famous for its high speed and violence. It even became the dynamic signature and GIF of many people. .

But now, under the editing of Akao Naoki, Levi's sharp blade is flying towards the little old car, which is much smaller than the giant beast, and the sharp blade spinning like a top meets the little old car's weapon, blazing The metal sparks shot out all the way, shining dazzling light on the mechanical arm and blade.

Only a second later, the barrel of the main gun of the little old car was cut off by Levi's solid-state image like a gyroscope, and then, Levi ignored the blockage of the little old car, and went straight from the other side. After cutting off the two mechanical arms at the back of the little old car, even Hu Shanhai couldn't stop Levi from attacking in this famous scene of almost compulsory damage.

Soon, Captain Levi ascended into the sky with the help of a three-dimensional device, locked the body of the small old car with a rope hook, and swung down with both knives from top to bottom. The finishing move on the scene can cause critical damage of X2 of all previous outputs. Once the little old car is hit by this hit, it will undoubtedly be split into two, and it will exit the battlefield under the dome.

But at this moment, the mechanical arm holding [FVCKING PENCIL] on the left front of the little old car directly threw the pencil into the gap of the car body to save it, and then probed down, under the blank gaze of Akao Naoki, He picked up another object from the ground and put it between himself and Captain Levi.

In the conflict with Captain Levi just now, Xiao Laoche has already discovered that the crazy dwarf summoned by Akao Naoki cannot interact. Or a transfer skill similar to [Blade Waltz] will still be forced to take all the damage. The attack of this unit is not a type of [Martial Arts], but a direct damage ability similar to fireball, bullets, bombing, etc. It is unrealistic to expect to block it with movement or the remaining two robotic arms.

That being the case, then use [Endless Points] to deal with [Endless Points]!

The things that the little old car picked up from the ground were the ones that had shown a wide variety of uses before. It could not only restore Zhan Gang's blood, but also make the JK hard brand strike, and was then temporarily thrown on the ground by Mo Lan for backup. prince】!