How Did It Become a River Crab?

Therefore, the iron spider can make up for this problem very well. This thing is not only a level higher in quality, but also comes with a set of combos. If you can upgrade the old car, the next battle will be much more stable.

But... how?

The shape of this [Iron Spider] is a whole mechanical backpack, with four mechanical arms extending out from the backpack, rather than special customized accessories like the mechanical arms of small old cars. After losing the [Mechanical Transformation Factory], Mo In Lan's hands, there was no item that could disassemble the backpack and replace it with the little old car.

Could it be that he had to reluctantly give up and go to the bikini beach or live on the street to find someone to deal with after leaving this world?

...Suddenly, Mo Lan thought of the props he had just drawn, and he took out the miniature camera with the program icon printed on it from his backpack.

["Art Creation" Program Planning and Shooting Instrument] According to the description, this device can summon the program group of the classic handmade program "Art Creation". All the finished products are left to Mo Lan.

The program content of "Art Ideas" is very simple, that is, the host Neil teaches everyone to make some simple handicrafts that you can make at home in each episode. The program is definitely not just a paper shell handicraft like in the original work, maybe it can become an opportunity to update the old car.

With this in mind, Mo Lan triggered the camera and got a prompt from the emergency system: "Because you are in a shielded area, the normal summoning failed, and now the emergency system will temporarily summon the phantom of the same place to replace it. This phantom can complete the normal However, since it is not the main body, you cannot communicate with it beyond the scope of the item's effectiveness. After the shielding is lifted, the memory of this event will be automatically matched to the corresponding main body, making it useful for this cooperation. impression."

To put it simply, this prop could have summoned a real program group in the endless space, but because of the dome, I could only summon an alternate phantom for activities, and naturally there was no way to connect to the outside world through this phantom.

The dome and the black clouds above the head are really watertight.

Soon after the camera was triggered, several staff members who looked like a TV program shooting team appeared around Mo Lan, set up all the shooting equipment very tacitly, and instantly set up an A large stage similar to the original "Art Ideas" program, and then, the person who looked like the program director gave a thumbs up to Mo Lan, who was still a little confused, and then started shooting directly.

The moment the camera started working, the Chinese and English LOGOs of "Art Ideas" passed directly in front of the stage where Mo Lan was, followed by a friendly man in a red sweater who walked away from the side of the stage Come out, directly below him, there is a line of Chinese subtitles that are approaching constantly: Instructor:

【Neil Buchanan】…

I saw the childhood mentors of countless elderly people born in the 90s and 00s striding into the screen, waving kindly in the direction of the camera, and following him, he used a Chinese translation accent in the early 00s with a sense of age. , facing the direction of the camera and said loudly: "Hi, everyone! It's a pleasure to meet you again. I'm Neil. Today I also prepared a lot of works for you... But before that, I want to introduce you A special guest on our show."

As he said that, the host Neil strode up to Mo Lan, patted Mo Lan's crab shell, and said to the camera: "This is our Mr. Mo Lan! Oh, what a big crab! But what a crab! I said, people are not judged by their appearance, look, our Mr. Mo Lan is not simple, he just defeated hundreds of bad guys, and brought them to justice, how heroic!"

Well, the level of this translation accent is close to that of a textbook.

"But next, we have to face a very serious problem." Mr. Neil said seriously: "Our big crab defeated the bad guy, but he couldn't turn the bad guy's power into his own ability, oh, that's too bad You know, the hero is always on the way to the next battle. Without good weapons and equipment, there is no way to defeat more bad guys. So today, we will help Mr. Mo Lan and make some A powerful weapon, you can do it together in front of the TV, it's very simple, you can do it."

After all, a logo of Art Creation slipped in front of the camera, briefly blocking the camera's view, and the director took this opportunity to hold up a notice board, signaling Mo Lan to put the little old car and the iron spider on the stage, After Mo Lan did so, the sign blocking the camera immediately slid away, revealing the scene again.

"Oh my god, look at this majestic chariot!" Neil stood on the side of the stage, looked up and down the little old car, and said with a smile, "This is Mr. Mo Lan's good friend, but he looks troubled now. "

Little old car: _(:з”∠)_

"Hey, Chariot, why are you unhappy?" Neil rubbed his chin, slapped his forehead, and pointed to the iron spider mechanical arm on the ground: "Let me guess...you can't install the new mechanical arm? "

Little old car: o(?Д?)っ!

"If that's the case, don't worry, buddy, I'll put it on for you."

Little old car: ヾ(?°?°?)? ? !

Neil looked at the screen and said: "We often encounter this kind of problem in life. We kill the enemy and want to connect his hands and feet to ours, but it is always inconvenient. Today I will teach you how to do it. Do it, look carefully, it's actually very simple!"

"First of all, we need a utility knife. It doesn't need to be too much trouble. The kind you always have at home is fine. If you don't have one, you can ask your parents for it."

Uncle Neil found a small polymer vibrating dagger out of nowhere, and put the iron spider mechanical arm on the workbench, "First, we need to cut the backpack into four according to the cross like this... "

While cutting, Neil said: "Remember, you must be careful. Don't cut your fingers, let alone your wrists. Fingers will grow back in half a day, and wrists may take three days. After cutting, we will We got four iron spider mechanical arms, and then, as before, we cut each mechanical arm along the edge of this rough modeling line and turned it into a Two-dimensional texture, yes... yes ...that's how it's cut, it's so beautiful!"

No, Uncle Neil, people in my world cannot grow up even if they are ten thousand days old...

After a while, Mo Lan and Xiaolaoche (д)? ?Under the watchful eyes of Neil, Neil cut all the rough modeling of [Iron Spider] into pieces like the dislocation in the game, where only the front side can be seen and there is nothing on the back side.

"Very well, the next step is the key. We need to paste all these stickers on the original mechanical arm of the chariot. In order to do this process, we need two things, namely toilet paper and white glue." Neil said, From under the workbench, he took out a large roll of toilet paper and a small translucent bowl filled with white latex.

Appeared, the legendary white glue toilet paper!

Mo Lan has not watched a few episodes of "Art Ideas", but she has also heard of white glue and toilet paper, the two magic weapons of the show. The former is actually white latex mixed with water, and the latter can be used sometimes. Instead of toilet paper, these two things are usually used together. Stack the toilet paper and newspapers according to the shape you want, and then keep brushing them with white glue. After waiting for a while, because the white glue has dried and hardened, the original Fragile newspaper and toilet paper molds become hard as rocks to complete the shape.

Thinking about it now, this is actually just a simple air-drying and hardening process, which can be used when making beef jerky, but in the eyes of children, this is a magical prop that can be called magic.

"Okay, now, we need to evenly brush the white glue on each mechanical arm, and first paint a full layer... yes, a full layer..." Neil evenly brushed the white latex on the On all four mechanical arms of the little old car, he then easily picked up the fragments of the iron spider in the textured state with his fingers: "Okay, next, we have to carefully paste all the textures on the white glue. Be careful to paste it on the place where it is, and if there is an extra place, remember to use a utility knife to repair it..."

After more than half a minute, the four mechanical arms of the little old car were covered with a large number of iron spider textures. Since the two mechanical arms were not completely consistent, some places were more or less exposed. Come out, but soon, Uncle Neil solves the problem.

"Okay, now we have pasted it up, but don't relax, it's not over yet, in order to make the robot arm look more beautiful and hard, we need to apply white glue again, this time, we need to fill all the holes with toilet paper. Make a light and hard shell on the outside of the robotic arm, and then paint it... It must be noted that the more white glue brushed in this process, the better, only enough can guarantee us The shell is hard enough and the shape is beautiful enough..."

I used white glue and toilet paper to cover the mechanical arm of the little old car with a layer of about three centimeters thick. It has a very technological sense and a sharp-edged shell (Mo Lan doesn’t understand how it is so sharp-edged...) Finally, Uncle Neil continued: "Okay, then all that remains is to wait. After a day, the mechanical arm will dry into a very beautiful white mold."

Immediately afterwards, the icon of Art Creativity Program covered the camera again. A staff member wearing a staff uniform with the badge saying "Follow the Time Mage" came up from under the stage, and quickly gave the little old car four sticks. The mechanical arm applied acceleration magic, let the four mechanical arms dry quickly and hurried off the stage, the icon was opened again, and the show continued.

"Okay, now it's the second day!" Uncle Neil said solemnly: "Let's take a look now... how beautiful it is!"

As he said, after air-drying, the mechanical arm made of toilet paper of unknown material and white glue of unknown material has a very beautiful appearance, whether it is the extra edges and corners on the joints or the overall more technologically hard lines, As well as the pure white color that matches the color of the little old car itself, it can prove that this is a set of very good handmade mechanical arms. If Mo Lan is called here now, he will never believe that this thing is Made with stickers, toilet paper and white glue.

"Okay, now we need to see if he is tough enough..." Uncle Neil rummaged in his trouser pocket: "Let's use the table knife I used to test it..."

After all, Uncle Neil took out a standard chainsaw sword commonly used by space fighters in "Warhammer 40K" from his trouser pocket, activated it and cut it on the mechanical arm, shooting out a series of scraping sparks.

"Oh, listen to the sound, it's very hard, like a rock... Remember, you have to apply it twice to get it nice and strong like this."

Neil put away the chainsword in satisfaction: "Okay, in this way, the chariot can be more powerful to meet those villains. This is the whole process of a set of limb synthesis. Try it yourself, and you will definitely be able to." do it!"

Knowing that this was done, Mo Lan immediately opened the equipment list of the little old car, and found that at this time, the four mechanical arms of the little old car had become a four-in-one blue quality item [Uncle Neil's Handmade Iron Spider mechanical arm], in the description, this mechanical arm also has the previous flexibility, higher durability than the iron spider and the original mechanical arm combined, and a layer that can be destroyed instead of the mechanical arm and reset after leaving the instance. The shell of white plastic, the degree of resistance to beating has been greatly improved, and it still has the special move table of the equipment [Iron Spider], which can be said to occupy all the available, very impressive.

Uncle Neil's handiwork from some high-energy superhuman world, it's really strong.

"Okay, then today's program..."

Just as Uncle Neil was about to end the show, he suddenly glanced out of the corner of his eye to a corner under the stage, looking at something that Mo Lan had thrown on the ground before.

"Oh, I think we can do an extra show!"

"What the hell?"

Mo Lan looked back in a daze, and saw that the staff had moved up the things that Uncle Neil had designated and put them on the workbench. It was the thing that hadn't disappeared temporarily because of a bug, and was still flicking his tongue. 【Prince of Europe】!

"Oh, it's great, look at this, a prince kissing a princess who doesn't exist, how romantic!" Neal smiled and said to the camera, "Children, we often have this kind of invincible in our house Entities are not easy to store, and it would be a pity to lose them, so we can do this..."

After a while, Mo Lan and the little old car stared at Neil's new work dumbfounded: one was directly tied to the right mechanical arm of the little old car with white glue and newspaper, and the mechanical arm holding [FVCKING PENCIL] The [European Prince] who acts as a shield on the car and can automatically hang outside the Cancer Ball when the little old car enters the Cancer Ball...

"Okay, that's all for today's program, enjoy the fun of creation, remember, not only great artists can make good works!"

After finishing the closing remarks, the staff members ended the filming one after another. Uncle Neil also greeted Mo Lan. After taking a group photo, he left with the broken miniature camera, leaving only Mo Lan and the man carrying the shield of the European prince The little old car watched them disappear, ended this extraordinary trip, and learned a lot of new knowledge.

Uncle Neil, the children's artist, is so strong.

Chapter 5 Wang Yong is nutritious and healthy ([-]K)

After watching Uncle Neil leave, the other members of the [Wild Bee] team who were in charge of cleaning the battlefield also brought an interesting discovery to Mo Lan.

"Hey, hasn't it exploded yet?"

Looking at the remnant body of Shan Xia from [Evolution Battlefield] on the ground, Mo Lan clicked his tongue twice, thinking it was wonderful.

As early as when this brother was blown to death by Mo Lan's trustworthy ally Zhang Li, Mo Lan thought he was blown into an atomic state by a wave of terror output from the [Street Destruction Bomb], but he never thought that the body of Shan Xiaxia The hardness was higher than imagined, but it turned into a few scorched black stumps, while the harder parts, such as the tail of the ankylosaurus and the head of the black dragon, remained [-] to [-] percent intact.

Unlike the users, after the death of the other members of the world walker forces inside the dome at this moment, they will not have the hexagonal grave of the sealed items. According to Zhan Gang'er, after the death of the fighters in the eternal burning battle It will immediately turn into a tombstone, and other fighters can get part of their inheritance by touching the tombstone, regardless of whether they are passers-by or the person who killed the fighter.

The mages of [All Laws] will lose control of the magic power in their bodies at the moment of death. These magic powers will explode countless cracks in the corpse, escape from it, and remain in the world where they died. Generate all kinds of visions, and become a supernatural or extraordinary existence in the eyes of some world residents, and only other mages who belong to the Triumvirate of Laws can absorb these free energies to strengthen themselves.

As for the corpse of the [Evolution Battlefield] in front of me... there are some gene fragments inside it that can only be absorbed by the same evolutionaries, and no one else present can extract any fragments from this corpse. available resources.

Generally speaking, including the user, the forces of the walkers in the endless space that Mo Lan has seen so far basically follow a principle of turning the original soup into the original food. Only the walkers of the same force can recover from the death of other members. This also matches what Zhang Keke mentioned in the chat with Mo Lan before.

But at the same time, since the endless space is so large, there are naturally many ways to obtain the power of walkers from other worlds across forces, and among them, the one who can do this most easily and quickly is the [user] them.

Now, Mo Lan is also ready to use waste.

He took out another prop that had just been put into the backpack from his backpack, pressed the redial button of this item named [Gourmet Wang Yong's Phone] with pliers, and dialed Teacher Wang Yong's number.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan received the same replacement call notice as when he summoned the Art Creation filming team before. It seems that this gourmet Wang Yong is also a real endless space character.

Endless space, you also love to play tricks.

Soon, a portal opened in front of Mo Lan. She was wearing an orange T-shirt and shorts suit, and a pair of slippers on her feet. She was full of beards and had a vicissitudes of life. At a glance, there were figures with many stories coming from the other side of the portal. As he walked out, he held up a mobile phone and walked in front of Mo Lan.

[Wang Yong], according to the detailed description of the props, this is a gourmet agent who travels through the heavens and worlds and shoots short videos of tasting all kinds of exotic foods.

"Hey, hello, you are the one who called me, right?" The man, who looked like an Indian gourmet agent, was not surprised when he saw Mo Lan, but asked kindly, "Can you understand?" Is it Chinese? Chinese please?"

The effect of [Gourmet Wang Yong's phone] is to call the Wang Yong in front of him to taste the dishes he made. After eating the dishes, Wang Yong will rate them according to the rarity and characteristics of the dishes themselves, and then give Mo Lan the corresponding rewards. remuneration.Since he will take pictures of the whole process and upload them to the network of an unknown world in the endless space, the more interesting the dishes and the dishes are, the better.

Right now, Mo Lan has very interesting ingredients.

"If you can understand and understand, you are all sons and daughters of China." Mo Lan said.

"Authentic Chinese people can understand it." The little brother echoed.

"I understand." Yazi's head above Mo Lan's head said softly.

Wang Yong glanced at the deep purple Huaxia swift crab, Huaxia Wing Chun fire-breathing dragon and Huaxia woman's head, and nodded with a natural expression: "Ah, okay, okay, you... ah, what kind of dishes are you going to order for me today? what?"

"Look!" Mo Lan stretched out a pair of pliers, directed Wang Yong to look at the corpses on one side of the mountain below, and pointed to the tail of the nail dragon and the head of the black dragon respectively, "Today I will make you a multi-ply Cooking [Shenlong swallows tail], the effect of the show will definitely satisfy you."

Shanwen, if you can't let me draw a lottery, then I will borrow your body from the old man.

"Ah, Dragon Tail!" Wang Yong nodded: "Okay, this one is good, you don't have to worry about the taste, I mainly watch the visual effects when I make a show, so it's fine if you can barely eat it, it's okay if you can't eat it. It’s fine if you don’t die, ah, then I’ll turn on the video camera, you can play freely.”

"okay!"

As soon as the voice fell, Wang Yong cleared his throat, pressed the recording button of the mobile phone camera, and then began to say: "Hi everyone, today eat dragon meat, dragon meat!"

As he spoke, Wang Yong moved the camera closer to the tail and head of the Ankylosaurus on the ground. At this moment, the little brother is separating the dragon head and tail from the rest of the body with his bare hands: "This little dragon master is very skilled, look, This hand is full of muscles, and it fell off as soon as it was broken. Look at the dragon's tail and head, it is very fresh, but it is a little burnt. It looks like it must have been fried in advance, and there must be a lot of processes."

At this moment, Wang Yong moved the camera closer to Mo Lan's face again, "The one who cooked this dish for us today is a new boy, it's the first time, I haven't seen it before, this is a crab boy, this is our own, The one who speaks Chinese is this... the executive chef, ah, just watch if you don’t do anything.”

Soon, the little brother broke off both the dragon's head and the armored dragon's tail, and the little old car drove over, took out his elite energy sword, and started cutting the armored dragon's tail. Wang Yong looked at it and said, "This tank brother The knife is not bad, look at it, it should be able to cut people, and the knife is also good, it seems that you can cut things that can move normally."

The little old car wanted to cut all the tails of the Ankylosaurus into several parts. This process was a bit long. Wang Yong saw that the picture was a little boring, so he raised his mobile phone and took a picture around it: "Look where I am, a wilderness, The hundreds of corpses on the ground, as well as the iron sheets, should all be killed on the spot, the battlefield, the battlefield. Oh executive chef, did I, Shenlong Tunwei, also be killed on the spot?"

"The slaughterer paid a huge price for this." Mo Lan said seriously.

"Oh, thank you Master Slaughter, this... Let's see what to do next."

Wang Yong smashed and smashed his mouth, watching the little old car put all the scorched tails of ankylosaurus into pieces, and then asked the little old girl to hang the meat pieces in the air with silk thread, ready to start cooking.

First of all, Mo Lan summoned the little old bean who was successfully revived after the five-minute countdown time ended, and sprayed the meat crazily. Countless peas sprayed the ankylosaurus meat with a layer of hoarfrost. Wang Yong was amazed when he saw this Said: "This method is very special, first chilled, and here are chilled peas!"

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan stepped forward and used [Void Fury Breath], spraying wildly at the dragon meat in the middle.

"Oh, the executive chef still has to do things, I misunderstood... Ouch, this fire is hot, other fires are a bit hotter and they glow blue, this one is purple, and the cooking equipment is very advanced." Wang Yong admired, "This ice and fire double sky, if you loosen the meat, it will definitely taste tender."

After a burst of madness in the void, Mo Lan took a step back, and a [Heart K] blasted the fragile mark on the dragon meat, following the example of Longmen catcher Malphite roasting sweet potatoes. tens of meters away.

"It needs to be fried again!" Wang Yong exclaimed: "This process is too complicated, I can't understand it!"

In the end, Yazi manipulated the scorched dragon meat, poured it all into the black dragon's dragon mouth, and used the dragon's head as a container to store it. For a while, the sourness of the black dragon's head and the scorching of the meat emitted the acid-etched breath. The fragrance is mixed together, and the taste is wonderful.

Finally, the little brother took out a [Big Black Plum] from the inventory, split it in two with his fingernails, held one half in each hand, hung it above the meat, squeezed the big plum with both hands, He poured the plum juice into it.

"This is?" Wang Yong asked.