How Did It Become a River Crab?

"Yes, yes." Brother Suo Zi, who was watching the battle, said with his hands behind his back.

"Brother Suozi, can you change the word?"

"No, I do feel the same way."

After a while, in the midst of desperate wailing, Capital Gun finally lowered his sinful head and confessed his crimes. Brother Suozi personally drew up a disciplinary contract with a higher level of exploitation but in the opposite direction. According to the conditions of the contract, , Capital Gun will dissolve the company from this moment, private gun property will be confiscated, and will be used to find the next reasonable job for employees and inject social charity. No hiding is allowed, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi cannot be deprived of their damage and recovery, and they will continue to serve unconditionally for life after leaving the random tower. The payment can be postponed, and the longest extension time is when the time lock reaches the sixth level in the user system. Since players currently know that the upper limit of expectations is the peak level of the fifth level, this is probably the strongest promise in the world.

And as Mo Lan giving up the capital gun (Mo Lan really doesn’t want this thing, and she can’t give it to Sister Su, she will be dirty), and the thank you for helping her (Shisuo himself is not very good at this kind of villain behavior, he is a gentleman. Probably), Time Lock decided to give Mo Lan more rewards when leaving the instance.It is a pity that Mo Lan gave up the capital gun. Due to the limitations of the system, Mo Lan and Suo Zige cannot add the item [can take away the other two guns at the same time] in the contract content. These two guns are different from those of capitalists. The gun has no personality, it is just a pure weapon with special abilities, and there is no way to persuade it to surrender. This time, you can only choose one of the three at a time...

...?

After the contract was drawn up, Mo Lan told Shisuo not to rush to sign it, but walked between the two pistols, glanced at the status of the gun of mercy and the gun of social animals, and found that these two guns were similar to those in "The Binding of Isaac". Like props, it is placed on a fixed base. If the choice is confirmed, Mo Lan will not be able to take the gun out of the range of the base. If the time lock with the right to choose confirms that any gun is selected, the other two will be locked. will disappear synchronously.

So, look left and right, and after thinking for a moment...

Triggered his promotion form [Outrageous Craft], squatted down, stretched his hands to the left and right, respectively, to the left and right guns, and directly used the weapon making function to synthesize the two weapons in situ, and brought them for nothing Walk!

But the moment Mo Lan did this, he discovered a very, very embarrassing problem...

...his hands are not long enough.

The distance between the two guns is about two meters, and Mo Lan's height is 181.2. According to the principle that the arm span of ordinary people is roughly equal to the height, Mo Lan can't reach the two guns at the same time, triggering outrageous techniques to forcibly fuse them .

Damn, is this an insurmountable gap?

At the moment when Mo Lan thought so, Shi Shisuo, who was watching the battle beside him, chuckled, stepped forward, and said, "At this time, my role will be revealed."

"What's the use?" Mo Lan raised her head and said, "Can you turn me into a gun?"

"That's so inconvenient." Shi Shisuo shook his head: "Remember what I said before, I can't become a living whole, I can only become [a part]?"

"That's right... what the hell, Brother Suozi, could it be?"

"exactly!"

Brother Suozi shouted angrily, and his body melted and restructured extremely quickly, turning into Mo Lan's right hand that reached to his arm, wriggling on the ground, and directly put it on the palm of Mo Lan's right hand!

"The organs deformed by my deformation ability will inherit part of the original owner's ability, which means that I can be your right-hand man and help you make up this little distance!"

"Okay, Brother Suozi, thank you for helping me!!"

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With the help of Brother Suozi, Mo Lan, whose right arm quickly doubled, knelt down, successfully touched two pistols at the same time, and started the production process. Since the blueprint production must be started at one of the materials, Mo Lan chose I took the gun strip that gave Capital Gun an unforgettable experience as the third material, and started the synthesis.

During this process, Mo Lan discovered that the outrageous craftsmanship failed to completely break through the boundaries after all. The two guns were drawn out to synthesize them, but only part of the translucent outline was drawn out, and the other part was left in place. But even so, The synthesized weapons are enough for Mo Lan to use for a while without embarrassment due to lack of resources on the next floor.

The outline of a pistol jumped out of the blueprint, and quickly took shape, turning into a pistol with a tie, beads and a watch. The barrel of this gun is extremely long, and the bullets it fires are The unbelievably long straight gun bar perfectly combines three materials, and the final name is: [Buddha's Light Blooms Amitabha punctually commuting nose gun], referred to as [Nose Gun]

The effect of this gun is that when the trigger is pulled, it automatically shoots a gun bar to attack the enemy's nostrils or areas similar to nostrils, making them sneeze quickly, which is equivalent to a strong control, but when using this weapon, Mo Lan It is still necessary to follow the principle of two levels and one break, and you cannot use the gun bar to aim at the enemy's vital points. If you violate one of the two taboos, the nose gun will attack the owner's nostrils in turn, and if you commit two... it will attack The master's vital point, and directly explodes after the durability is exhausted.

How should I put it, it feels like a weapon that is bound to explode.

After he succeeded in prostitution, Brother Suozi also signed a lifelong inspirational contract, turning Capital Gun into his lifelong partner, and changed his name to [Party B Gun] from then on. Next, it was time to go to the next level.

"Let's talk about it." Shi Shisuo and Mo Lan walked out of the room and walked towards the open stairs to the second floor, "I think the difficulty is also good. If you play well, you can earn two thousand on the first floor. If you have a chance to get rewards, in fact, the difficulty of hell is not impossible, I think."

This is obviously not human. If you replace it with two brothers who are better, they have already been sent home by the gun god Xiao Li's golden and red scorpions, but Mo Lan and Brother Suozi have been playing endless space for so long. There are only a handful of personnel matters, so Mo Lan also continued: "No, but it's impossible to go through hell difficulty, that's too bad."

"Yeah yeah……"

The two of you said one sentence to another, with laughter and laughter, they crossed their shoulders and pushed open the door to the second floor. The next moment, a row of scarlet characters flew towards them and hit their faces: [You come here! Arrived at the first floor. 】

[The name of this floor is [Battle of Hell Difficulty: Versus Crazy Wardrobe Legion]]

"..."

"..."

Brother Suozi turned his head and looked at Mo Lan who was smiling guiltily: "Did you open your mouth, or my crow's mouth?"

"Share, share, look at the floor, look at the floor, this wardrobe army seems a bit difficult to deal with."

Time Lock thought about it, and felt that this kind of small-probability event of being randomly sanctioned twice in a row is quite normal. In addition, the place of random high towers seems reasonable at present. The reward rate is not random, but roughly linked to the difficulty of the floor. , the more difficult the floor, the richer the rewards will be, so I didn't care about this problem, and looked at the task and reward introduction below with Mo Lan: [Story pass conditions: Persist in the encirclement and suppression of the [Crazy Wardrobe Legion] 4 Minutes, or vice versa to wipe out the [Crazy Wardrobe Legion] and clear the floor. 】

[Floor Reward: Successful Survival Reward: Both of them will get 1000 infinite points each. /Extermination Reward: Both of them will get 2000 Endless Points each, 【Normal Gacha Coupon】X1. 】

After reading this series of introductions, the big scarlet characters disappeared immediately, replaced by an empty, circular room that was more than three times larger than the first floor, without any extra decorations, the floor and walls of the room were uniform off-white , only draw a white line like a light strip at the joint between the base of the wall and the ceiling to distinguish the distance and prevent the head from bumping into the wall. To put it bluntly, it is the training space that will be found in all kinds of games.

When the two walked into this space, the entrance behind them closed without any surprise, turning this place into a closed space. Then, in each of the four corners of the battlefield, a tower as tall as a person appeared, Luxurious wardrobes made of pure wood, these wardrobes seem to be controlled by the [Helper Music Box] in the world of Wanshen Chronicle, rolling the four rollers installed under the cabinet, approaching the direction of Mo Lan and Time Lock.

[Crazy Wardrobe Legion] Meh...

Their initial speed was very slow, but with the passage of time, when they were still more than ten meters away from Mo Lan and others, their speed had increased to seventy to eighty kilometers per hour, and several A sharp angle, like an Illidan shield or a crushing wall, hits in the direction of Mo Lan and Brother Suozi. Once this wave of four-armed combined attack hits, the two of them will be crushed directly. Two lumps of meat cake, blending with each other, regardless of each other, renamed soup... Mo Guangsuo.

But after such a long preparation time, the two brothers naturally did not sit still. Mo Lan had already raised his hand and read out a blow [the technique of lifting the floor]. The tatami extended from the bottom of a wardrobe and blasted it upwards, but the The closet was not knocked into the air, but was forced to lose its aim, and slid in a direction that was a hundred thousand miles away, giving Mo Lan and Brother Suo Zi a gap to hide.

The two completed a slide with amazing synchronization, escaped from the opened gap, and avoided the tragedy of being together in the physical sense, but the wardrobes were not damaged by this, but separated immediately after the impact, Turning in the direction of the two, two of them adjusted their posture again, ready to collide, while the other two stood still, opened their wardrobe doors, and released two sets of sweaters and woolen pants.

These two sets of clothes seemed to be worn by an invisible person, and they moved on their own as if they were alive. Two light blades extended from the hands of one set, which looked like a performance art version of StarCraft 2 Mania By.The other set took out a light-forged bow and arrow. It was obviously a long-range unit. As soon as the two sets of activated clothes landed, they began to march in a multi-bread bag with the closet. Obviously, they were miscellaneous soldiers similar to summoned objects. .

In this way, the attack methods of the closet are roughly explained. In addition to direct impacts, door slaps and other physical attacks, they can also throw the clothes in their closets, making them have different abilities, similar to dragons and monsters. The fighters of the classic dungeon monster [Activated Armor] are fighting melee and legion at the same time, and at the same time as this wave of attacks was launched, four new wardrobes appeared in the corner again. Not surprisingly, the number of wardrobes will continue to increase , to survive such a gang attack when you are short of money, it is indeed called [Hell Difficulty]...

At this moment, seeing the wardrobes on both sides rushing towards her, Mo Lan pushed Brother Suozi away and shouted angrily, "I'm coming!"

Immediately, he picked up his [Nose Gun] that he had just assembled with outrageous craftsmanship, aimed at the wardrobes on both sides, and pulled the triggers one after another.

According to Internet novels and even various literary works [the principle that the treasure obtained in the previous chapter/episode will never be used up in the next chapter], the weapon obtained in the first half of this chapter will definitely be effective when used in the second half. To save the world, turn the tide, hit with guns and guns, and count the money!

The next moment, the two gun rods shot out from Mo Lan's muzzle went straight into the [closet handles] on the two wardrobes on both sides that were used as nostril replacements, and suddenly drilled inward, and the two wardrobes It stopped in response, and the entire front door of the cabinet twisted like a human face, and it was obvious that it was in the prelude of a sneeze.

"Bang!"

There was a crashing sound resembling "Ah Sneeze" in the living body of the closet, and the two closets that had been forcibly swabbed by the nasal passages couldn't help but open the doors, and a gust of air burst out.

Accompanied by this gust of airflow, dozens of sets of clothes in them were also carried and flew out together, falling to the ground scatteredly, and after a second... they stood up at the same time, with light blades and bows and arrows emerging from their hands , surrounded Mo Lan and Brother Suo Zi in the middle.

"..."

In the encirclement that was doubled by her own strength, Mo Lan silently stuffed the nose gun back into her belt, turned her head in embarrassment, and looked at the dog who was pushed and thrown by him. When Shi Shisuo got up, he bared his teeth and smiled: "Oh, I really didn't expect it."

"You fucking!"

Chapter 6 The first animal in the whole server, well-deserved ([-]K)

In the next minute or so, Drunk Crab... Sinner Mo Lan and Brother Suo Zi, two people who have tortured countless opponents, finally realized what is called [Ultimate Torment]...

These wardrobes surrounding them are not only good in output and strong in mobility, but also have a much higher durability than expected. Mo Lan used the Ethereal Blade to hack on the seemingly ordinary wooden surface, but there is a kind of The strange feeling of being defeated, unable to use any force, coupled with the surrounding wardrobes spitting out several sets of activated clothes from time to time, within a few tens of seconds, the enemies of the two have turned from eight wardrobes and more than [-] sets of clothes to He bought [-] sets of wardrobes and more than [-] sets of activated clothing. He looked like an opponent tortured by Mo Lan's body army. The old and the young (Suo Zi was just ten years older than Mo Lan) had pain masks on their faces. If it weren't for the time-locked Party B gun that reduces damage and output is okay, with Mo Lan's blue magic, it barely smashed three or four wardrobes, relying on the way of constantly tearing the gaps to break through and fly kites to delay time, the two brothers are now Squatting and cursing outside the tower.

After more than ten seconds, the final number of wardrobe legions stabilized at eighteen, and there was no momentum to continue to increase. However, the ever-growing number of living clothes and the violent offensive of these eighteen wardrobes still made the two brothers unable to resist. There is a feeling of grief and indignation [I will kill all who can become Gomora/I will kill all who can become Pioneers].

And the turning point happened in these few seconds.

In order to resist a wave of collision attacks jointly launched by the two wardrobes, Mo Lan jumped sideways to avoid the lightsaber slash of the activated clothes around him, split it into two with a backhand sword, and began to chant, a [lift the floor Zhishu] passed through the bottom of the two wardrobes at the same time, and exploded from bottom to top as before, and then... something happened that made the two of them squint their eyes at the same time.

Among the two wardrobes that were hit, one of them was the same as Mo Lan's first attack before, except that it was forcibly changed its direction, but the other one was directly thrown into the air by the impact of the floor-lifting technique, falling into the air. When it reached the ground, it had rolled over and turned upside down. At this moment, the wardrobe immediately twisted crazily, as if it was suffering from terrible pain. After struggling for two or three seconds, a puff of blue smoke gushed out from its body. , wrapped the entire wardrobe and completely dissipated.

At the same time, among the dozens of groups of activated clothing around, more than a dozen pieces lost their activity at the same time, fell to the ground, and burned to ashes after a few seconds.

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan immediately remembered that the wardrobe that was knocked into the air was one of the two wardrobes that he used the [Nose Gun] to pierce the handle before, spraying out all the clothes.And the activated clothing that was completely incinerated around, if nothing else, should also be the ones it sprayed out before.

This information is very important. Almost at the same moment, Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo understood the weakness of these [wardrobes]: they will die violently together with their own clothes after being overturned.

In the initial stage, when no clothes are released, the quality of these wardrobes is very high, and the bottom plate is also very stable, and it is difficult to be easily pushed down, but as the clothes are sprayed out one by one, their quality and The stability will also decrease accordingly, and it will become easier to be overturned. This is why the floor lifting technique can't lift the wardrobe that only releases some clothes, but can throw out the wardrobe that sprays all the clothes in one breath. .

That being the case...

"Brother Suozi, stop explaining for a while!"

"What's the matter?" When asking these three words, Time Lock has already opened the time-stop commentary, "Do you have a trick?"

"Yes, listen to me, I have a... 21$%!...!@$%!..."

"It's feasible!" Brother Suozi nodded immediately after hearing Mo Lan's big plan: "But there are two problems, your initial speed should be faster, and we have to plan a route to prevent us from getting sick and overturning on the way. , need to buy some time to think."

"Isn't it okay to stop explaining from time to time?"

"This stuff consumes energy, I'm about to be drained!"

"It's true, Brother Suozi, can you do anything?"

"Yes, I have successfully completed the assimilation analysis of the wardrobe a second ago. These wardrobes will give them a few seconds of movement speed and action speed bonus when spraying out objects. I will use this acceleration. As for the planning time... Although before Didn't tell you, but actually my clearance allows me to use some items in my backpack, and I just happen to have a smoke bomb."

"Your authority is temporarily changed by TM according to the needs of the plot?"

"Shut up, I'm almost done, listen to my orders, three, two, one, start the group!"

"rush!"

The next moment, the time-stop commentary ended, time resumed to flow, and the surrounding wardrobes also launched another impact on the two of them at the same time, but at this moment, Mo Lan also took out the [Nose Gun] pinned to the waistband of his trousers again. , shot randomly at the nostrils (handles) of all the wardrobes around, and one by one the gun rods penetrated into the handles, and more than a dozen [clang bang bang bang] wardrobe sneezes were superimposed together. In an instant, there were more There are nearly [-] activated clothes, and at a glance, there is a large area of ​​blackness, which is extremely oppressive.

At the same time, Brother Suozi took out the smoke bomb that was automatically generated according to the needs of the plot from his backpack, and threw it directly at his feet. The gushing smoke enveloped the entire battlefield, causing all wardrobes and activated clothes to be lost at the same time. target.

When the smoke cleared, Mo Lan and Time Lock were no longer on the field.

The eighteen wardrobes looked at each other and looked around, but they didn't find Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo. They could only patrol in place, trying to find their traces from a certain corner.

Tens of seconds passed without a sound, and no one noticed that a wardrobe was patrolling, and it quietly arrived at a hidden corner where all the other wardrobes could be seen.

After a while, when all the wardrobes were moving in disorder and just connected into a straight coil like the simple and difficult track of a racing game, the wardrobe in the corner opened the door suddenly, A big boy in a white shirt with a handsome face, who was rubbing his reddish eye circles with his head lowered and crying aggrievedly, was thrown out and smashed to the ground.

After helping the boy out of the closet, when all the closets stopped at the same time and turned their eyes to him, the closet behind him suddenly retracted and dissipated, leaving only a pulley under the closet.

Afterwards, the pulley drifted and rolled to the crotch of the crying boy. A tennis prince, Echizen Ryoma, hit the bottom with an outspin serve, and bounced directly on the crying boy's ass. The nearest wardrobe is gone in a rush.

But at this moment... the crying boy let out an indescribably shrill scream, his eyes were scarlet like blood, his mouth was wide open, like a ghost seeking his life, he rushed towards the little pulley that attacked him go!

The extremely fast initial speed made the wardrobe [just][blocked] in its pursuit route helpless, and it was slammed into it by its teeth and claws. The quality of the wardrobe that sprayed out all the clothes was not good enough. The disc was unstable, and was immediately knocked over ten meters away, rolled over on one side and fell to the ground. After a short struggle, it dissipated together with the activated clothes it sprayed out.

After crashing into this wardrobe, the howling boy still didn't stop at all, and continued to rush towards that wheel, and that wheel had already shuttled sideways, passing through the bottom of the next wardrobe...

What will happen next, needless to say.

The charging handsome boy (?) is exactly Mo Lan, and the thing that is the wardrobe first, and then the small roller is naturally Brother Suozi who is using the [Assimilation Shapeshifter] mechanism. The tactics of the two are very simple, in a word , that is 【Dog Walking Tactic】...

After Mo Lan defeated the enemy [Strong Witch] from the Road to Survival in the blue magic trial, not only learned that the banshee frantically charged the attacker after being hit, knocked back the surrounding units, and caused a huge amount of damage to the target body. The injurious [Wild Charge] also obtained the etheric copy form of [Promoted Form: Weeping Lonely Soul]. In this form, Mo Lan will turn into a weeping wandering beautiful boy. Once hit by an attack, he will The attacker launched a super-enhanced version of [Desolate Charge], which was more than twice as strong as the original version in terms of speed and knockdown ability.

Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo took advantage of this ability. First, Mo Lan used the [Nose Gun] to directly pierce the handles of all the wardrobes, making them explode all the clothes at once and enter a lightweight state. Brother Zi transformed into a closet, let Mo Lan switch to the form of [Youcry Lonely Soul] and come out of the closet, so that he can get the speed bonus after coming out of the closet, and then let Brother Suo Zi become a fast and light wheel, and use the collision Attack and slap Mo Lan's ass. In this way, Mo Lan's charge feature under attack in [Youcry Lonely Soul] form will be successfully triggered, and he will run towards the attacker, Brother Suo Zi, in pursuit.

And because of the characteristics of the fierce charge [will knock away other units in all paths]... As long as Brother Suozi gets out from under every wardrobe along the way, Mo Lan will be like a dump truck being pulled away, causing death. Every wardrobe in the way!

All kinds of martial arts... This is [Two Heroes Walking Dogs and Bumper Car Warfare]!

With the perfect cooperation of Mo Lan and Brother Suozi, due to the time it takes to start up, the closets who are completely unable to avoid the shock can only look desperately at this crying beautiful boy and that inexplicable little wheel chasing each other, and drop by Hitting them all into the western sky, one after another wardrobes took off and landed in the room, burning more than a hundred sets of clothes one after another. When all seventeen wardrobes were destroyed and the venue was emptied, Mo Lan also directly canceled the charge , a split brake stopped in place, got up simultaneously with brother Suozi who had changed back into human form, straightened his hairstyle, and shook hands solemnly.

"Thank you, Brother Lan." Shi Guangsuo moved, "Because of you, I have experienced the feeling of being chased for the first time."

"Thank you, Brother Suozi." Mo Lan was also touched and said, "Because of you, I have experienced the feeling of chasing someone for the first time."