How Did It Become a River Crab?

"Stop talking nonsense, that's something upper-level narrators have to worry about, it's none of my business, change it for me!"

"I do not!!"

"Enough!"

At this moment, Latin, the masculine test robot, let out an angry roar, and projected two whip locks from his rectangular trash can-like body. The whip locks have two pliers at the end, one left and one right, facing towards Mo Lan and Shishisuo's lower body, like a speeding meteor, a brilliant tracer, wind, lightning, thunder, rain, without hesitation, marched forward bravely, heading straight for the locked cross!

"[Mo Lan] and [Time Lock], the two of you are ignoring your friendship and entrapping each other. You can't be considered a man if you are a failure. As a punishment for your ruthlessness, the number of testers will be changed to the two of you. Immediately execute !"

"You the fuck—"

Before Mo Lan finished swearing, the iron rope caught the crab flavor stick and pulled it back violently!

In Chapter [-], Mo Lan, who broke eggs, broke guns, shook egg yolks, smashed cannon barrels, smashed countless private parts, and helped countless men obtain the qualifications to practice in the Sunflower Book, finally suffered retribution.

At this moment, the facial features on Mo Lan's face instantly spiraled into a ball, and the degree of distortion was comparable to the work "The Whirlpool" written by the famous horror cartoonist Junji Ito. The younger brother looked over and sighed to himself, a high-pitched roar burst out the next moment, resounding throughout the entire battlefield.

"A—————b—————aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—"

Yes, as the protagonist, even if our Mo Lan is caught in the prostate of fate, he has to finish his trash talk, this is the treatment of the protagonist.

Seeing the scene where Mo Lan was trembling, with joy written all over his face, Brother Suozi, who had turned into a sword, heaved a sigh of relief, but before the breath was exhausted, the whip lock that belonged to him, It has already hit... the spine of his sword, which is above the end of the blade, also pulled hard!

"aaaaaaaaaa—♂"

That's right, for a [Ethereal Blade]...

The part hit by the whip lock is also [Ding]...

At this moment, Brother Suozi remembered what [Latin] said before: "Please note that during this period, no form can avoid the test brought by the challenge."

The strong desire to survive made Suo Zige subconsciously search for a way out. He immediately became his [Party B Spear], but was caught by the trigger, and then turned into Mo Lan's [Fidget Spinner] again. Being hooked to the lower back of the core, the pain has never been relieved in the slightest. The whip chain can always hook his lower body in the current form with the most coquettish angle and the most precise direct hit, which is embarrassing and embarrassing.

The ultimate torture, the ultimate insult, caused Brother Suozi to be beaten back to his original form in pain. The two fierce men uttered high-pitched calls one after another in this space, and the happy air in the room was one after another. If this continues, before 60 seconds pass , Mo Lan and Brother Suo Zi will lose an important part of their souls forever.

And the male protagonist is the male protagonist. Even though he endured Latin's pain, Mo Lan still did not give up seeking victory. I saw that he turned the deep sadness in his chest into strength. More than a dozen sets of activated clothing were summoned from the chest cavity, and they were arrayed under the leadership of the skull crown set, and attacked the Latin in the center!

"Units that hinder the Latin Latin test will be wiped out!"

Facing the attacks coming from all directions, it is clear that the Latin robots from other infinite flow systems issued cold synthetic sounds, and arrays of automatic cannons flew out from the shell of the trash can, instantly dismantling all the surrounding activated clothes from the new products of the clothing store. It became the same style as the beggar gang's annual fashion exhibition, and fell to the ground with ashes and ashes.

However, as the heroine, Mo Lan will definitely not give up easily, let's see what he will do next: "Brother Suozi, jump the floor!"

Well, he gave up!

But it doesn't matter, sometimes the supporting role can also have a highlight moment, let's take a look at the bones of Brother Suozi... Oh, no need to look, Brother Suozi has already thrown out the layer-jumping dice.

When the floor-jumping dice landed, Brother Suozi and Mo Lan turned into streamers and teleported out, entering the entrance of the next floor to prepare for battle.

At this moment, the two brothers, one on the left and one on the right, looked up to the sky, staring at the ceiling of the random tower that was constantly changing colors, and fell into silence.

In the short ten seconds just now, the two of them felt at the same time that something popped out of their bodies forever accompanied by pain.

Mo Lan looked up at the ceiling, tears streaming down her handsome face.

If I were the male protagonist of an infinite stream novel, there must be a lot of mother fans who love me right now sending [Lanbao don’t cry, mom touches], [Damn author, I want to send you blades] stop?The author who made me suffer such ultimate humiliation must also lose his subscription, right?

But there are no ifs in this world, Mo Lan can only accept the reincarnation of heaven and the reality that the sky has eyes. After a brief trance, he and Brother Suozi sat up at almost the same time, looked at each other, and calmly analyzed : "Currently, 60 seconds of strong Latin is unbearable for us."

"Transformation can't be dealt with, and the severe pain will interfere with thinking ability and make people unable to concentrate. I couldn't even activate [Recalling Bitterness and Thinking Sweetness] just now." Shi Guangsuo nodded and said: "It can be understood that this A conceptual attack that consistently inflicts Latin pain on most types of players."

"Do you think there is any way to escape this class?"

"It's hard to say, I think unless it dies, or directly becomes a concept creature, it has to be Latin."

"I've tried the frontal attack before. The attack of the activated clothing can break the defense slightly on him, which shows that the strong attack is useful. From this point of view, our next goal should be to burst the output immediately at the beginning of the game, and directly give him to the mang Explode, avoid Latin punishment."

"Is the output enough?"

"At present, it is not enough. The main reason is that my frontal output ability is too weak. Even if I imitate your weapon, it only has partial output. If there is any way to further improve our output, then use the return function to withdraw and fight. That robot exploded, my thoughts are really not clear."

"What if we accidentally pass the level and can't go back? After completing the task, we can settle the settlement directly?"

"Don't worry, there will be a reminder when you reach the last floor."

"Very good, this vendetta will not be avenged by the five animals (in fact, the hundred animals and the ten animals are the same, here is this scumbag trying to emphasize his gold content, if he is sixth, he will be called the six animals.) , Brother Suozi, let's go to the next floor!"

"Brother, elbow!"

The two stood up on the spot without support, held each other's hand tightly, nodded heavily, turned around, hooked their shoulders, and moved towards the entrance of the next floor.

Very tacitly, the two of them did not mention the previous episode of breaking friendship.This is really not the hypocrisy of the two brothers. Friendship is just like human beings, there is a limit. For men, things like Latin are the stone ghost face of friendship, which is enough to make people abandon all hope.

Besides, in the final analysis, Ding, also known as Dick who loves himself, is the most natural [brotherhood] in the world.

When the two of them passed through the entrance of this floor, before they saw the large characters flying towards them, the first thing Mo Lan and Brother Suozi saw was the center of the floor, where a person was tapping, welding A huge part, a huge tail, a beautiful girl in overalls.

The moment Mo Lan saw this younger sister, Mo Lan recognized her.

This is the original copy with the highest appearance rate in this book, the six-star reloaded operator [Anaconda] of the mobile game "Tomorrow's Ark"...

This character appeared in the event chapter of the original game [Dense Forest Titans], formerly known as Zumama, is the leader of the anaconda tribe, has the power to think about the Warhammer 40K orcs, nicknamed Ark Big Tech, once created in the game There was an Iron Vajra mecha called [Huge Ugly Thing], or Big Ugly for short, which left a deep impression on many players.

This big tech fighter (to emphasize, this is the respectful title for a powerful orc engineer in the Warhammer worldview, and is very healthy) saw Mo Lan and Brother Suozi walking through the door, raised his head and took off the mask on his face, Showing a delicate face with some oil.

"The one who climbed the tower?"

The Anaconda raised her eyebrows at the two of them, and after getting a positive answer, she stood up from the workbench and stretched her waist, revealing her slim, well-built abdomen soaked in sweat, with a delicate gleam of water and a very clear waistcoat line. , took a tablet from the table, pressed a dice-like button on it, threw it towards Mo Lan and Time Lock, and said lazily: "Look and choose."

Mo Lan and Brother Suozi heard the words, took the tablet, looked down, and found that there were several rows of gray buttons that could be pulled down. After some descriptions, Mo Lan casually looked at a few: [Thorn shell]: The anaconda embedded three scrolls of [Thorn Halo] in the shell of the [Big Ugly]. Physical damage, a small increase in rewards.

[Nerf this! 】: When the blood volume of [Big Ugly] drops to 5%, the anaconda will take the initiative to pop up the Big Ugly, and launch the wreckage towards the nearest player, causing a powerful self-detonation after a short delay.Medium boost rewards.

[Shy]: The anaconda becomes more easily impressed, and the rewards are greatly reduced.

Seeing this, Mo Lan immediately understood...

This is TM's [Crisis Contract]!

The so-called [Crisis Contract] is a high-difficulty gameplay of Ark of Tomorrow. Players need to carry out defensive tasks on a map. The difficulty is not high at first, but as the number of raids increases, players can continue to unlock new enhanced affixes. Various ways to strengthen the enemy, increase the difficulty of the task, and get more strategy rewards and a sense of accomplishment, is an interesting activity that is both challenging and interesting.

This kind of gameplay is not original, it is quite common in many old games, especially roguelike games, but now, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi seem to have to enjoy the baptism of a wave of [Crisis Contract].

【You have come to the eighth floor】

[The name of this floor is: [Anaconda Action]

[Floor Pass Conditions: Kill the happy anaconda who came here to work and her Mecha Iron King Kong [Big Ugly], and send them back to the spring to wait for resurrection. 】

[Floor rewards: 500 endless points. In each [Anaconda Action], Anaconda will provide players with 100 optional [contracts]. These contracts are randomly selected from the library of 3000 contract entries. Improve and reduce the various abilities of the anaconda, and each item that strengthens the anaconda will bring extra clearance rewards to the player, and vice versa.A maximum of 20 contracts can be selected at the same time. The challenge can only be performed once, and cannot be suspended or reversed. Please choose according to your discretion and do what you can! 】

"Finish?" Anaconda stretched his muscles, "Then let's get it over with, I suggest you don't choose too many reinforcement entries, the greedy challenger selected [-] reinforcement entries at a time, and the fight has not yet started. I was knocked down in three seconds, anyway, I will get paid for winning or losing, so it’s better for both of us to win... What are you laughing at?"

In the anaconda's puzzled eyes, the middle-aged male who looked reliable on the left, and the handsome guy who gave her an inexplicable sense of intimacy on the right, looked at each other after completing a hundred random contracts at the speed of quantum fluctuations. At first glance, I was a little surprised, then I glanced at the tablet again, then looked at each other, turned to look at the anaconda, and gradually revealed two strange and unkind smiles.

"It's nothing." Mo Lan said, "It's just a sigh, our luck has finally changed."

"Yes." Shi Shisuo sighed with emotion: "It's finally a transfer."

... Are these two sick?

Chapter 4.5 You are dead, anaconda! ([-]K)

Of course, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi don't know the inner activities of the anaconda. It's better to say that even if they know, they won't have any unnecessary reactions. Get sick." The intensity of the complaint is already at the level of interest, and there is no point in caring about it.

The two of them now...are in the ecstasy of finding a treasure.

"Since this is the case... except for these few, are all the other contracts fully rewarded?"

"Don't worry, look carefully, if there is a conflict, the car will overturn..."

"How many do you see?"

"These few are good, these few are good..."

The two seemed to have just finished a square dance, and the old lady who was evaluating the appearance of the old man in the fitness area next door on the park bench chatted a lot, and the joy was beyond words.On the other side of the anaconda, she could see the two brothers began to choose contracts one by one, and superimposed them on the big ugly cockpit on her side. Curiosity drove her to climb into the cockpit, took a look with her head, and showed the following expression :(??_?)?

There are probably a few contracts that the two brothers chose:

[Fitness Girl]: [Anaconda] will exercise a little bit, and get the body of the weakened "Blade" character [Yujiro Fanma], which will be rewarded with a moderate increase.

[Energy Absorption System]: [Big Ugly] Every time you receive damage, you will immediately get a final damage gain that can be superimposed. The gain range depends on the loss of health. This gain is permanent and cannot be dispelled. The reward is moderately increased [Ace Data]: Input the data of the ace driver [Amuro Ray] into the big ugly, and provide it with a large number of difficult preset action support, so that the mecha can make a lot of actions that were unimaginable before, greatly improving Its agility is moderately improved.

[Blessing of Chaos]: Randomly select one of the four subspace evil gods [Khorne], [Tzeentch], [Slaanesh], and [Nurgle] ​​to apply Chaos Blessing to the Big Ugly, giving him different types of The enhancements are as follows: #@! $%! ...a moderate increase in rewards.

[Thorn shell]: (omitted)

[Attribute increase]: (omitted)

[Frenzied Battle System]: [Big Ugly] The damage received will increase by 70%, the final damage caused will increase by 200%, and the reward will be moderately increased.

[I am Gundam]: Anaconda's health percentage will be the same as that of Big Ugly. Correspondingly, the maximum health of both parties will be increased by 70%, and the rewards will be moderately increased.

[Psychic floating cannon array (the highest level)]: [Big Ugly] Obtain a set of automatic attack arrays composed of twelve floating cannons. The floating cannons have the ability to act independently. Respawns after 15 seconds.Greatly increased rewards.

【Extra cannon】: (omitted)

[Agility Improvement]: (omitted)

……

[Random Belt]: [Anaconda] Obtain a random knight belt from the world view of "Kamen Rider" and all necessary transformation props, which can transform instantly after popping up without being interrupted, greatly increasing the reward.

[Broken Sacrifice]: Whenever a buff is obtained, [Big Ugly] will take damage equivalent to 2% of his maximum HP, thereby increasing the buff obtained and moderately increasing the reward.

[Nostalgic Golden Song]: After the battle, the Li Gen version of "Happy Hometown" will continue to play in the player's ears, the volume is louder, and the rewards will be slightly increased.

[Anaconda has communication disorder]: During the battle, the anaconda will be temporarily blessed by the autistic force field, and will not be affected by any mental and language attacks, and the reward will be slightly increased.

Confirmed, these two people are indeed sick.

The anaconda took a cursory look at the bonuses selected by the two. Picking two or three at random is enough to create a very terrifying challenge for previous challengers. If it is four or five, it is basically necessary to add some more. Weaken the entry and balance it before you can challenge. If there are more than [-] battles so far, there is no record of successful challenges.

And these two people... actually chose 20 entries with increased difficulty at one time, and they still look confident. This is not a disease, what is it?

Forget it, there are all kinds of people in this world, even before she was blown away because of making mechas, she heard the children in Rhodes Island say that they would run around and play cartoons. The slot machine, the fire dragon wearing sunglasses, the tired-looking big snake, and the big crab that crawls around, talks a lot, and can turn into a super ultimate form... She didn't believe it at the time, but after crossing, she felt that everything was wrong. It is possible.

"I'm fine...but are you sure you want to play this way?" Anaconda leaned on the driver's seat, with his arms against his cheeks, a strand of hair hanging down his fingertips, half-attached to his face: "Yes It's over soon."

"Of course, we know it will end soon." Upon hearing this, Time Lock showed a harmless smile: "So before the fight... please allow us to make some simple preparations."

"What preparations?"

This sentence was not asked by the anaconda, but by Mo Lan. Hearing this, Brother Suozi patted Mo Lan on the shoulder, took him aside, and muttered a few more words. Then, the two suddenly stood side by side. In an instant, something like a holographic screen appeared, and the two of them frantically shook their heads and BBd each other like a video at [-]x speed. It only took a second or two to return to the original state, and the screen was put away, thief Xi Xi turned his head towards the anaconda.

At the same time, behind the two, four brand new individuals appeared.