How Did It Become a River Crab?

Mo Lan outside the screen: "It's nothing, I think you should come to learn screenwriting."

"Thank you. I worked as an extra in Store X for a period of time. I acted in many Republic of China films and anti-Japanese films. Basically, I acted in this kind of work, which is my job."

"How many fucking jobs have you had?"

"It's hard to look back... looking at the screen and watching the screen."

Closer to home, as soon as these words came out, under the diffusion of [moral kidnapping] skills, the onlookers, whose IQ and thinking ability were reduced, felt that they were immediately burned on the stake of morality and conscience. The pain was so painful that many people couldn't bear the condemnation of their conscience, they sat down on the ground, covered their faces and wept bitterly. For a while, the sad atmosphere spread all over the street corner, and everyone was moved and heartbroken by it.

At this moment, a voice rang out from the crowd: "Sir, I don't know how we can soothe your heart and pay for our sins?"

"This person's question is so timely." Mo Lan sighed.

"That's right." Brother Suozi outside the screen said, "I spent a lot of money hiring him."

The guilty capitalists in the center of the picture immediately turned their attention to Brother Suozi, who saw his eyes reddened by frantic rubbing, choked up and said: "The Sa family and my son came from the east to the Tang Dynasty and went to the west to spend money. I'm empty, penniless, and can't even pay for the funeral expenses of the child. If you have a bit of conscience, please donate all the cash and valuables on your body, help me organize the funeral for the child, and find an embalmer , Arrange some dowry, build a luxurious tomb, design some mechanisms, put some rewards for closing the end, and configure a set of necromancy scrolls so that when an adventurer challenges him, he can be resurrected and then killed."

"Okay, no problem!"

The kind-hearted grandparents burst into tears, and immediately threw their cash, jewelry, luxurious high-order suits, dresses, luxurious boxers, and luxurious stoppers into the car that Brother Suozi had rented long ago.

After making sure that everyone couldn't squeeze out a drop of oil and water, Brother Suozi put down the third bottle of energy potion that he was about to pour into his mouth, and put it back in his butt bag. He used it so sincerely that Mo Lan thought he might learn After performing and broadcasting, the crying voice said sternly: "Thank you, masters, thank you, masters!"

At this moment, the head of [Pure Love Supreme] on the ground suddenly opened its eyes, "Ah!", and the torn body quickly gathered up like a rewind, and returned to the torso. In the shocking gaze, Chun Ai Su Supreme suddenly overturned the boulder on her body, jumped up, and shouted: "Daddy, I'm resurrected!!"

"Oh my God!" The youthful Time Lock wept with joy: "It must be the kindness of the masters that touched the gods and brought my son back to life! Thank you, masters, thank you, the money will be left to us, let Let these people's fat and people's anointing flow back to the general public, today's performance is here, goodbye everyone!!"

After all, Time Lock and Pure Love Supreme one after the other, jumped onto the pickup truck loaded with money, started the truck, and drove towards the corner of the street. It didn't take long before they completely disappeared from everyone's sight. A group of exploiting classes trembling in the wind stared affectionately at the backs of the two, and drew holy patterns on their chests one after another, thanking the gods for their blessings.

When the stamina of [moral kidnapping] on them passed and they realized that something was wrong, Time Lock and Pure Love Supreme had already overfulfilled the task of the stage, and used the extra money that was useless to those in need, and escaped happily from this place. The next day, this incident even made it to the local roadside newspaper, the headline of Taiwu Shihe Weekly, and wrote: [Shuang Qixia broke into the nest of evil riches alone, and the riches scattered among the common people]...

"Okay!" Mo Lan clapped her hands and said, "But I have a question, brother Suozi, is your skill effective for me? I have felt very illusory guilt towards you a few times before, but I don't think it's me style of painting."

"This should be a sign that your conscience is still alive and the justice in your heart is still struggling." Brother Suozi said, "This skill has been shown to you before. The effect of the skill is greatly strengthened at one time, but the item that will destroy the skill and temporarily seal the slot afterwards will be consumed.”

"What are you doing with it?"

"The vicious eunuch has a super strong general under his command. He helped the tyrants and took charge of the military. If he is not eliminated, a lot of work cannot be carried out, so I approached him at the time to meet in a duel. At the beginning of the duel, I pretended to fall accidentally. , I broke my own egg, and then I covered my gear while saying that the opposite breathing rhythm was wrong, which killed my brother."

"Good guy, it's cool to have a pain shield." Mo Lan was shocked: "So did he survive your moral kidnapping?"

"Of course not. The super doubled skill effect was concentrated on him alone, making him pinch his balls with all his strength in a state of extreme guilt, and tortured himself to death."

"Why do men make things difficult for men..."

There is one thing to say, Brother Suozi's mission back then, the villain No. [-] died of crushing his own eggs, and the villain No. [-] died of a dung explosion. Just talking about the purity of this battle...

... can only be described as awe-inspiring.

"I really miss these past times." Brother Suozi sighed, "Brother Pure Love Supreme, I haven't seen you for a long time."

"Retired?"

"No, it's just that he successively attacked the sick wife, the elf sick queen, the sick JK, the bodybuilding sick girl gladiator, the mysterious sick demon mage, and the sick cat ear girl. They were divided into six pieces, and each time they went online You have to control the head, torso, hands, and feet in the six worlds at the same time, it's tiring to play, and it's not good for double row, and the relationship will fade."

"Change the ID for me!"

"Don't talk about this, it's time to trigger the effect of our skills." Time Lock said: "We need to use this ability to make the system feel guilty about us, self-reflection, and avoid the hidden danger of deducting rewards!"

"How to operate?"

"By using the effect of this skill, we will randomly summon two virtual images of characters connected to us. When the battle ends and the anaconda explodes, the four related characters will either be frightened to death by the power of the explosion on the spot, or convulse in fright. Shaking and unable to move. After that, we will cry and make a scene to make the system feel ashamed and give us rewards normally."

"Are you sure the system will be moved by this kind of embarrassing performance? Is it really not that you want to use Yikusitian for a whole life?"

"Endless point skill, endless point guilt, can that be ordinary guilt? Believe me... well, I have randomly selected two of my spectators, how about you?"

"I randomly picked out the little brother and the little old car. Who are your two associates?"

"My wife, and..." Brother Suozi proudly said, "The magical girl who resides in my body, communicates with my soul, and has accumulated enough energy to come out and fight with me."

"I'm going to tell my sister-in-law."

"Let's see what kind of magical girl it is first!"

"A magical girl is a magical girl. Could it be that a magical girl is a girl or not...Gender doesn't matter, there are still ugly ones?"

As soon as Mo Lan finished speaking, she saw a woman with mid-length hair and thick glasses who was about the same age as Brother Suozi appeared behind him, as well as...a stick full of skeletons exuding a decaying atmosphere. around the half-decayed giant tree with blood-colored stars and magic wands of skulls fluttering.

"what is this?"

"Magical girl." Brother Suozi said: "The magical girl of the Necromancer tree family is sixteen years old and eighteen thousand and ninety-four months old, and has not expired yet."

"Misunderstood, I wish you and sister-in-law 99."

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After determining the basic policy, the rest depends on the acting skills of the two brothers, Mo Lan and Brother Suo Zi.

"No! Little brother!!"

The time has entered the beginning of the last chapter, and Mo Lan rolled to the side of the little brother, avoiding the urine with a dividing line, picked up the sunglasses and slipped from the eye sockets, the little brother with mosquito-repellent-repellent eyes cried bitterly: "How do you I was scared to death! System, you have no heart, you actually set up such atrocious and prohibited content as explosions, and let a child watch it, this child is less than one year old!"

"Yeah, yeah!" Brother Suozi next to him hugged his wife's X_X-shaped body, pointed at the big tree that fell to the ground next to him, and mourned: "The magical girl in me has not yet reached [-] years old. , according to their standards, you are not yet an adult! You actually showed your children the picture of a woman biaji falling to the ground and fainting, do you have a conscience? If this continues, one day you will show your children fighting and swearing gone?"

Mo Lan went on to say: "My little brother was born very introverted, timid and shy, and dared not communicate with others. He has developed morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor in an all-round way. The so-called half-year-old looks old, and he will be a super-talent in the future. Now I was scared to death, my brother, my brother!"

Shi Shisuo hugged his mirror-image wife tightly, and said with a choked voice, "I still remember the first time I met her. She was the study committee member of my high school. She got the first grade in the class and wore a pair of thick glasses. Combing a ponytail whip, it doesn't look particularly eye-catching, but it is quiet, with a strong aroma of books... Maybe my friends won't believe it, but in fact, my student days were quite chaotic..."

"Ah, no." Mo Lan, who was halfway through crying, raised her head and said, "I completely believe that since the moment you said that you fought with other licking dogs in order to deliver breakfast to your female classmates in elementary school, I have never treated you There was no hope for my school days."

"Shut up, you keep on crying!"

"All right, all right...Wow! My little old car is only about ten years old. It's in its prime, a handsome young man, who wouldn't be moved by the girls in Cheche? Originally, he could still be beaten by an overweight tank. The dreamy future of the big sisters at the train gun space station, where big cars crush small cars, is now so frightened that it explodes! My car! My brother!!"

Brother Suozi turned his head and continued to cry: "At that time, I was just a dissolute, cynical, and self-destructive boy. My grades were in the middle and lower reaches of the class. I chatted in get out of class and played basketball after class. I just played games after copying homework at home. I had nothing to do. The school bullies in other classes fight, apart from being able to say with a clear conscience that they have never bullied their classmates, they don’t even have a single advantage that can be cited. They play basketball and get blocked every day... For me at that time, the world was exquisite gray."

"Woooooo, little brother, take me away, little brother!!"

"And at that time... when the teacher almost gave up on me, only she, my deskmate, cared about me as always." Shi Guangsuo gritted his teeth, tears slid down his cheeks and flowed into his neck, reddish eyes There seems to be remnants of memories: "When I eat in class, she will remind me in a low voice, when I talk in class, she will roll her eyes, and when I am going to copy my homework everywhere, she will lend me her notes. Let me learn it anyway, so that my family members don't worry too much... But do you know the system? I didn't listen."

"Woooooh, little old car, open your eyes and send me a 0w0, little old car!!"

"In my eyes at the time, this deskmate was a stinky student who was bothering and annoying all day long. If it wasn't for the occasional helpless lending me to copy homework, I would have turned against her long ago." Time Lock Laughing at himself: "This is how people always fail to notice their own mistakes, let themselves fall, and ignore everyone who really cares about them."

"Not long after I graduated, I figured it out. If she really annoys me, or simply doesn't like me, she can apply to change seats with the teacher at any time. The reason why a top student can be so tolerant and care about a scumbag... …I want to bang my head against the wall when I figure it out.”

"Car!! Brother!! If you have spirits in the sky, please give me a dream and tell me the password for tomorrow's double X ball lottery!!"

"Our relationship lasted for quite a while, until one day I lost a game and was capped 8 times in a row. I was very annoyed. When the self-study teacher went out, I was blind J[-]bb. As always, she pulled me again. The sleeves of my school uniform, make me quiet." Shisuo closed his eyes in pain: "But at that time... I was so angry that I turned around and scolded her a few words. I can't remember the content, maybe it was me I don’t want to think about it, anyway, it’s just a few words that a scumbag can say to a bully, such as [what’s the big deal if you don’t just study better]... ……some type of."

"Tsk..."

"I can't remember the words, but there is one thing I remember very clearly, that is her expression at that time." Time Lock covered his eyes: "Do you know what kind of expression that is? Disappointed? Angry? Cried ? I'd rather be like this, but at that time her face... was full of [Be at a loss]..."

"A combination of embarrassment, disbelief, embarrassment, and grievance... Every time I think back, I can see more emotions that made me regret more from the expression at that moment, but at that time, everything was already too late." Time Lock said: "I just remember that she quickly lowered her head and started to write her homework. After a few days, she was transferred to the front row when changing seats. After a long time since that day, we haven't talked about it again." In a word."

Speaking of this, Shi Shisuo sighed for a long time: "I still have half a conscience, and I soon regretted it, but people like me... At that time, I was stupid and wanted to save face, so I never told her well. apologize."

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"This incident made me regret it even more. At that time, she also had hobbies besides studying. In her spare time, she would occasionally make origami according to online tutorials, using the colorful cardboard sold in the school canteen, folding stars, cranes, etc. Sometimes I folded too much, and there was no place to put it, so I took it and stuffed it in my desk pocket. My desk was a mess, and it was almost as if it was lost when I threw it in. When I found it later, many of them were deformed... I found a small box to put it in, and it's still on my bedside."

"Graduated not long ago... Before I went to the examination room, I compiled a classmate book that was a bit popular back then. It was the kind of classmate on each page, and asked everyone to write some contact information and messages. There were forty-six people in our class. Forty-five were written, but I still dared not give them to her. When I was cleaning up at the end, I threw the last one on her desk, thinking that I didn’t write my name anyway. I'll come back and steal it away."

"You're so naive." Mo Lan said.

"Yeah, so childish." Brother Suozi shook his head: "Do you know what happened to the piece of paper on the table after I came back?"

"Tear it?"

"It turned into a kind of ugly paper crane."

When Shishisuo said this, he couldn't help laughing: "I probably didn't really regret it until then, but it was too late. The college entrance examination scored [-], and I either went to a college or mixed in the society. I finally decided to do it again. In [-], I took a shot in my senior year of high school, my foundation was too poor, and I finally took the second exam with all my strength. After coming out, I struggled all the way, was cheated by training institutions, delivered food, worked as a group performer, worked on a farm, and struggled all the way. After playing for seven or eight years, I finally made some achievements... At that time, I also understood that it is great to study well, and you have to say sorry to the person who treats you well, but it has been so long, and I can't get in touch. "

"I originally thought that this life might have to be passed with a sense of guilt, but maybe this world really can't stand it, and I think we should give her a chance to go well. A few years ago, the head teacher who gave birth to the third child when we went home passed various In this way, we gathered the scattered us together, and really opened a high school reunion. I finally saw her again."

"When I was on the road, I was always scared, but I was not worried that she would still hate me when we saw each other, but that she would have forgotten me when we saw each other. She has indeed changed a lot, she is more beautiful, and her glasses have changed to nice ones. Beautiful contact lenses, good-looking and delicate light makeup, and speaking with a lot more tone than before... Maybe it’s the same, I feel like I haven’t left any traces in her heart, I’m embarrassed and a little relieved at the same time, and I can also see her when we meet again Chatting normally, talking about the past, telling jokes about the classmates at the time, complaining about the annoying head teacher who is pleasing to the eye now... Until the end, I mustered up the courage to mention the incident to her and tell her I made an apology that I've been holding in my stomach for a long time... I almost didn't kneel down."

"The results of it?"

"In the end...she took out a pen." Brother Suozi scratched his head: "Chenguang 0.5mm translucent signature pen, the kind she lent me back then. She took out the pen and asked me to put it on my Take out the ones too."

"Your what?"

Shi Shisuo smiled: "Thousand paper cranes folded from classmate's paper."

"Did you bring it?"

"It was withered and brown by then...she spread it out, smoothed it out, stuck it to the wall, and drew a cartoon pig's head on it."

"And then pinch?"

"Then she slapped her on my face and beat me up in full view." Shi Shisuo shook his head and said with a smile, "This is the happiest spanking I've ever received in my life."

"A fierce man who regrets a sentence he said so much that he repeats it and then stands up, barely deserves such a girl. When did you get married?"

"The end of the year before last."

"It's not easy, I won't say [this is why you use your wife's mirror image to blackmail people] and other bad things, cherish it, I wish 99."

"Oh, I forgot if you didn't tell me—wife!! System!! You are so cruel! If you don't super double the rewards, I will open the spiritual seats of the little brother and the little old car at the door of your company!!"

"That's why you used your wife's mirror image to blackmail people?!"

At the same time, in Mo Lan's personal hall, the juniors and Shengu who had just stepped out of the personal room, looked at the personal hall like two kittens who had been in a new environment for a long time and quietly went out to explore, but were directly pulled over to join in the fun The sisters, and even the Zaun Beast Nido King who came to play the board game, watched the live broadcast of Mo Lan and Time Lock.

Among the Kamiya sisters, Kamiya Izuru (for fear that you may have forgotten, let me re-introduce here, that is, the one who is not a slut) stared at the shocking operations of the two since the seventh and eighth floors. She didn't stop for a moment. At this moment, she was very grateful for the fight with Mo Lan before.

Fortunately, at that time, he believed that his sister was worth saving, otherwise, the corpses of himself and his sister would have been degraded in the septic tank now...

What shocked her even more was that, except for Zaorina, who kept the camera locked on the close-up of Mo Lan's face and her eyes were full of love, all the juniors except the little brother who was training in the training ground looked like A look that is normal and not strange at all, even talking and laughing all the way, and even judging the underworld level of the two operations, let Yihe have a terrifying understanding of the lower limit of this group.

"Oh, all the brothers and sisters are watching? What floor has the show reached? Is the boss's balls still there?"

And at this moment, the majestic and solid figure of the fire-breathing dragon walked out from the portal of the training ground behind him. A little brother challenged by Iron Eater came out, and then asked.

"It was almost gone just a little while ago, so thrilling." Yazi, who was sitting on the left of Shengu Yihe, said softly: "You and Xiao Laoche still have a role in this floor."

"There is such a thing?" Hearing this, the little brother immediately walked to the screen expectantly, took a closer look, and cursed: "Fuck, why are you lying on the ground and peeing?"

"Because..." Shengu Yihe raised it hesitantly, pointed at Mo Lan and Shishisuo, and explained the cause and effect to the little brother.