#381 Sweet and annoying...
During the banquet yesterday, the big raccoon refused to check in Wu Yang on the grounds that "the room is not ready". In the early morning of the next day, Wu Yang packed his luggage and prepared to move into the shrine.
Before leaving, Balft said: "The big raccoon will probably make things difficult for you, but don't worry. We will act according to the plan, be smart."
Is not this nonsensical?
Wu Yang didn't even bother to agree, he asked, "I sacrifice my beauty for the sake of the overall situation, what are you going to do?"
"Of course I have a plan—as for what the plan is, don't ask, it won't be mysterious if you ask!"
"...Am I rare?"
In this way, Wu Yang went to the shrine alone.
The explosive remarks last night naturally gave Wu Yang a lot of infusion. Along the way, there are always eyes following Wu Yang.But when he walked to the Xinghuo Shrine, he found that the gate was closed and there was no sound in the shrine.
He tried to knock on the door, and after a while, a... witch in a red and white witch costume opened the door.
"..."
What are you doing?
Is Xinghuo Shrine based on Japanese shrines?
Wu Yang smiled, and said to the witch in front of him, "Hi, I'm Wu Yang."
The witch glanced at Wu Yang, then quickly looked away.
Although her expression was very angry, there was alienation in her voice, "Your Excellency Wu Yang, I have been waiting for a long time. Please follow me."
Wu Yang followed behind the witch and walked into the shrine.
The mask of this shrine is not too big, including the courtyard, it is estimated to be four to five hundred square meters, which is far from being rich.Unlike the houses in Xinghuo Village, the roof of the shrine is not thatched but logs, which is obviously one of the few luxury here.
The witch led Wu Yang into the side hall, and then said, "Your Excellency Wu Yang, please wait a moment, I will inform the elder Big Lizi to come."
"It's work."
After another moment, the big lizi walked into the side hall.
Today, she is bare-faced, also wearing a red and white maiden skirt, with bright red earth-made lip balm on her lips to make her look even more mean.
"Your Excellency Wu Yang, I won't talk nonsense. The elder agreed to let you stay in the Xinghuo Shrine, so I can only nod with my eyes closed, but if you violate the rules of the shrine and disrupt the order of the shrine—then no Sorry, I will expel you as soon as possible!"
Wu Yang nodded calmly, "If it really troubles you, of course I won't stay here in a shameless manner. Elder Da Lizi, what are the rules of Xinghuo Shrine?"
The big raccoon simply handed over a piece of paper. She looked at Wu Yang with a hint of complacency in her eyes, "It's all written on it! Your Excellency Wu Yang, if you violate any of the above, I promise to expel you immediately." Get out of the shrine!"
Wu Yang has a good attitude.
He smiled and nodded, holding up the paper very respectfully.
"Hmph—hateful face!"
The nicer Wu Yang's attitude was, the more the big raccoon found him annoying. After all, she looked at people through colored glasses from the very beginning.
However, she soon felt relieved.
She can be sure that Wu Yang can't read the words on the paper!
Because these words do not belong to any intelligent creatures, but are written in the language of the canary.As a herder, Da Lizi is born able to understand the language of beasts, and canary is her favorite kind of monster.
(The canary is an electric discharge bird that is often surrounded by golden electric wires, hence the name 'canary', which has nothing to do with canaries on Earth.)
During the long-term relationship, the big lizi had a whim, and she wrote each of the different calls of the canary into a self-created character. Over time, she even created a unique language of "canary language"!
There is no doubt that she is the only one who can speak Canary in this world!
"Your Excellency Wu Yang, you are very shrewd and careful enough, but this is of no use! Although you understand the animal husbandry language, can you understand the canary language? I have explained in advance that if you violate any of the above According to the rules, I will kick you out!"
Wu Yang was slightly taken aback when he saw the words on the paper.
Immediately afterwards, his passive skill was activated - proficiency in all languages!
Being proficient in this skill in all languages allows Wu Yang to understand the writing of all intelligent creatures.Canary's language belongs to the language of Warcraft, and it is impossible for Wu Yang to be proficient in reading all languages.
But when the big raccoon wrote the language of the canary into symbols one after another, it was already regarded as the language of intelligent creatures, so Wu Yang understood everything without any hindrance!
In the end, he put down the paper, looked up at the big lizi, "Chirp - Chirp chirp."
"!"
The big raccoon stared wide-eyed!
This is impossible!
This Wu Yang... was speaking Canary language just now?
What was even more frightening was that the big raccoon actually understood Wu Yang's words—"Did you write these words? They were very well written."
"Chirp, chirp?" (You speak Canary?)
The big raccoon subconsciously replied in canary language!
"Jiu Jiu, Jiu Jiu." (This language is called Canary? Very elegant name.)
"Chirp..." (Ah...)
The two made inexplicable noises at each other!
And the conversation was established!
"How is it possible! How is it possible!"
Obviously, the one who was more shocked was Big Lizi!
This canary language is her original language. None of the herdsmen know it. Usually, it is only with the canaries she raises that they can communicate for a while, but now——
Now she is talking to Wu Yang in Canary language!
"You... where did you learn Canary Language?"
The big raccoon looked at Wu Yang incredulously, all the hostility was forgotten, and now the big raccoon was looking at Wu Yang suspiciously with her clear eyes.
"Who knows? It might be in a dream!"
Wu Yang smiled slightly, and suddenly looked directly at the big lizi.
"Has Elder Da Lizi touched his lip gloss? Bright red is very suitable for you. If you can apply a mature eye makeup, your charm will be fully utilized."
"Uh--"
Big Lizi pressed his chest with one hand!
her heartbeat...
Speeding up!
Dokidoki!
Dokidoki!
Like a wind chime in a typhoon, her heart beat strongly and violently!
This is--
This is, love.
"Little chestnut, when we animal herders face the person we like—"
A picture appeared in front of Da Lizi's eyes.
That was two hundred years ago?
Or three hundred years ago?
All in all, it was a distant and long time, when she was not yet an elder, and she was not called Big Lizi, but Little Lizi.
Her mother hugged her and whispered slowly in her ear——
"Little Lizi, when we animal herders face someone we like, our heart beats faster. Doki, doki—Doki, doki—is like a wind chime in a strong wind, making a sweet and annoying strong sound."
Now, the big lizi finally understands what is a "pleasant and annoying forte".
When she faced a man who also knew Canary language.
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PS: There is another update today!
#382 Heartbeat burst!
Of course, Wu Yang was completely unaware of Big Lizi's mood.In the past two days, he strictly abided by the rules of the Xinghuo Shrine, and did not go beyond it in the slightest.
To be honest, the rules are strict.
As servants of the gods, the maidens of the Xinghuo Shrine not only pray in front of the god statues every day, but also have restrictions on diet.
Wu Yang, as a foreigner who had the cheek to force his way in, coupled with being targeted by a big raccoon, of course had no privileges at all, and he also abided by the rules of the witches.
But the clergy are not criminals, no matter how strict the rules are, they still have to have some free time.Wu Yang began to implement the first step of the plan - distributing cosmetics.
"Believe me, there is no woman who does not love beauty. If it is said that molten steel and iron flow in a man's blood vessel, then a woman's blood vessel must be full of cosmetics!"
A few days ago, Balfe said to Wu Yang with certainty.
"You use these things to curry favor with them, it must have a miraculous effect!"
As he spoke, he stuffed a lot of foundation, eye shadow and lip gloss into Wu Yang's hands.
Wu Yang thought for a while, and it was indeed such a truth.
Whether it's the old woman (whispering) Nuonuo, Ibel with a brain injury, the loyal dog Xiaotao, or even Erwu Shenlian, they are all characters who are good at makeup.
Wu Yang originally thought that Xiaotao was the type who never dressed up, but later she often saw her lip gloss, and even often said: "Master Wu Yang, the store said that this lip gloss tastes like strawberries, can you verify it for me? "
unclear meaning.
How can I verify it?Lip fat is not food, can I still have a bite?
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