Goddess of Entertainment Collector

"I think I wear too much perfume."

After finishing the narration, Ye Xin opened the curtain again in the bathroom, and the narration sounded again: "I took a shower again. Then I reapplied the perfume."

"I reviewed the pick-up language."

Then, I saw Ye Xin in the video with one hand in his pocket and the other on his belt, pretending to be chic and saying hello: "Hi."

Then he changed his posture, waved his hand and said, "Hi."

Then he changed his posture again: "Hi."

Smiling and reaching out: "Oh, how are you?"

Smile again: "How are you doing recently?"

Then pretended to be in a hurry: "I'm sorry I'm late..."

"I practiced my eyes a little bit."

In front of the camera, Ye Xin covered his face with his hands, as if refreshing himself, wiped it from his eyes, followed his nose and left his mouth.

After leaving his handsome face, his eyes looked far away, deep and bright, and then slowly looked at the camera from a distance.

At that moment, his eyes seemed to pass through the screen, through tens of thousands of years, and he was staring at the netizens hiding behind the computer.

His tone was even deeper, and he said in a very masculine voice: "I am a man, a man who has experienced many vicissitudes."

"Wow! So handsome!"

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, Ye Xin, I want to have a monkey with you, can you stop always being handsome, I'm going to use eggplant!"

"Ye Xin, I love you, I love you!"

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Dangdangdang!

In the case of countless cute girls being handsome, the camera in the video jumped frame by frame, and quickly switched to another set of images, Ye Xin was holding the guitar, and the narration sounded.

"I tuned the guitar and put it in a prominent place in the house to prevent her from coming to my house at that time."

After this narration, Ye Xin began to tidy up the house: "I tidied up the room, and I put away the rolls beside the bed to prevent her from coming to my house at that time."

Calling the Beast and all the netizens who watched and laughed, Ye Xin's narration sounded again: "When I was doing these things, I got used to the smell of perfume on my body, so I was afraid that I didn't put on enough perfume, so I put on some more. .”

"Pfft! Just now I thought the smell of the perfume was too strong and took a new bath. This guy is so funny!"

Dangdangdang!

The camera jumped frame by frame again, and switched to the next group. Ye Xin lifted up his T-shirt and looked at his belly.

"I checked to see if I had eight-pack abs, and obviously I didn't."

In fact, Ye Xin has abs, and he has an eight-pack, but for the sake of shooting, he deliberately took pictures without them.

"I did a few push-ups."

After Ye Xin finished his push-ups, he lifted his T-shirt again, shook his head and sighed, "I still don't have any muscles, but I'm sweating, so I went to take a shower again, and then reapplied my perfume."

After taking a shower and putting on evening perfume, Ye Xin came to the notebook again, and the narrator said in a lewd voice: "I made a playlist to prevent her from coming to my house when the time comes."

In the end, Ye Xin stood handsomely in front of the camera, with a sinister smile that he was sure of winning: "Now we are all ready."

Then he let out his breath again, slumped on the sofa and said, "But there are still two hours before the date."

Sitting on the sofa, Ye Xin tilted his head and said, "I'll just wait there."

Waiting is not his style, so he lay on the sofa and began to fantasize about the scene after meeting, his expression was very...

The screen began to be displayed in a montage manner, and Ye Xin's narration also sounded: "I fell asleep."

After the narration fell, he woke up, and the anxious narration sounded: "I overslept. I'm starting to get anxious."

This time the subtitles did not recede, but were stacked one on top of the other, quickly filling the entire screen.

"I'm sweating. I don't have time to shower. I don't have time to put on perfume."

Knocked down the guitar while going out.

"I didn't have time to tune the guitar."

He waved his hand and knocked the rolled paper to the ground again.

"I don't have time to rewind the paper. I don't care if the zipper is up or not. And I have boogers in my nose."

Ye Xin galloped on the road, looking embarrassed.

"All in all, I'm ready to go on a date."

Dang Dang Dang Dang!

As the familiar melody sounded, the subtitles appeared: "Director, Starring: Ye Xin. Producer: Fan Bin, Company: Fan Bin Studio..."

The subtitles flashed, and the screen lit up again.

Ye Xin went home dejectedly, turned off his computer, and fell on the bed.He took out the cover that was stuffed under the pillow, with a dejected expression, with a hint of self-mockery: "Hey! Look what I found!"

"Forehead……"