Goddess of Entertainment Collector

"This guy won't fall crazy!"

Chapter four hundred and fifty fourth bad luck

"I'll go, this guy won't be crazy! He fell crazy!"

"・・・"

Several well-meaning employees looked at each other, and took a step back in unison, and Sanben Yiliu couldn't care less about looking at their eyes. For a Jiasang person who hates Dongxia so much, there is no punishment in this world that compares Dong Xia lost again,

He fell again and was disfigured. The punishment was even worse.

Sanben Yiliu didn't want to be punished like this, but he could be sure that he was disfigured, the whole painful face and nose told him, the wonderful expression of the person told him that he was disfigured, and now he was a pig's head.

He is going back to China soon, how does this image make him meet people?Thinking of this, Ximen Qing had the urge to blacken his eyes.

At the same time, Ye Xin just clicked on a bad luck, and said softly: "I fell a dog and ate shit, and my face made intense contact with the ground. I even like this bad luck, so I chose you!"

After choosing this bad luck, a bird's-eye view of three books and one six appeared in front of Ye Xin's eyes, and then that funny scene happened in front of his eyes, which almost made him burst into laughter.

Ye Xin's laughter was heard by the little girl in his arms, she raised her head curiously and said, "Brother, what are you laughing at! Can you tell the little girl?"

"When the little girl goes to school, I will know why my brother laughed!"

"Really? The little girl is going to school!"

"..."

After talking to Xiaonannan and Liu Feier, Ye Xin saw Sanben Yiliu standing up from the perspective presented by the system, and continued to walk forward in a stumbling manner.

"awesome!"

Secretly clenched his fist and waved it, Ye Xin stared at the back of Sanben Yiliu and smiled maliciously, at the same time his eyes picked out among the hundreds of bad luck.

"The system chooses to let San Ben Yi Liu be knocked over by a bicycle, hit his eyes on the handlebars, hit a panda eye that lasted for a month, and break three ribs... What, there are no implementable props within a kilometer? It really hurts, then choose to be dropped by the sky

The object is knocked out, and the nose is broken! "

Just as Ye Xin finished speaking, he saw a football flying towards the football field over there, which was more than ten meters away. The football was so fast that it hit three books and one six at once, as if it had been fired from a cannonball. on the forehead.

A dull, toothache-inducing sound resounded through the forest aisle. Sanben Yiliu's body seemed to have been struck by lightning, and he fell on his back, nosebleeds splattered, unable to move, and apparently fainted.

"Ugh! So fast!"

Ye Xin gave a thumbs up quietly in admiration, while the employees in front were completely Spartan, secretly asking what evil did this guy do, why is God punishing him all the time?

"My God! This guy is too bad! Who is he?"

"I'll go, this guy is really unlucky! What kind of wicked thing did he do to suffer such a merciless blow from God!"

Discussions continued one after another, and the unlucky appearance of three books and one six made the employees by the aisle in the woods collectively feel bad. They didn't expect that one person could be so unlucky, and they were so unwelcome by God!

Ye Xin, on the other hand, was sitting in the recording hall with a smile on his face, his eyes once again choosing among the bad luck options, and after some selection, he chose another bad luck with a heavy taste.

"System, choose shit and urine flow!"

"Drip... It meets the conditions of use, and the bad luck has taken effect!"

Ten seconds after the system responded, Sanben Yiliu woke up from his coma. He was awakened by the ringing of the phone in his pocket.

"Ho ho... ah..."

Staggering, with the help of the kind staff, he supported the tree beside him and stood up. Sanben Yiliu screamed in pain again, and the voice became more shrill.

The miserable cry made everyone have goosebumps, and the staff who supported him took a few steps back involuntarily. They felt that San Ben Yi Liu was going crazy.

"Shh!"

And at this moment, a black shadow suddenly and quickly slid down from the tree supported by Sanben Yiliu, a huge black shadow, this black shadow appeared too suddenly, too abruptly, so that no one could react I was taken aback.

"I'm going, what is that?"

"Ghost!!!"

The employees in the distance were startled, not to mention the three books and one six in it. He was already in a daze, and the black shadow that fell on the top of his head reminded him of the hateful man just now. football.

"I don't want to be disfigured, I don't want to, mom..."

Three instincts retreated instinctively, but his footsteps softened and he fell under the tree. Thinking of his collapsed nose, the ghosts of the dead frightened at the moment, and his limbs trembled involuntarily.

"Puff! Puff!!!"

After a tenth of a second, suddenly, a series of crisp farts shocked the whole world, no, all the employees in the forest aisle.

"No way! This scares the pee!"

Hearing the fart sound of a machine gun, everyone looked at the three books and one six in disbelief. They didn't expect this guy to be so timid.

However, they still underestimated Sanben [-]'s courage. After a while, they saw a yellow liquid flowing out of Sanben [-]'s trousers, exuding a suffocating stench.

"Vooooooooooooo!!!"

At that moment, all the students who were downwind covered their noses and retched, even the ones who were not downwind covered their mouths and retched. Ye Xin, who was in the recording hall, was not much better. In order to punish this guy, he also made himself sick .

To be honest, witnessing a person go to the toilet is not an interesting thing, especially the disgusting feeling, which made Ye Xin almost throw up.

"Fortunately, my stomach is empty, otherwise I will suffer a lot!"

Ye Xin muttered to himself, the surrounding employees were already cursing, thinking about it, no one would be happy to be attacked so suddenly.