Goddess of Entertainment Collector
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The press conference of the micro-concept ended very quickly, it was just a concept, and there was no need to discuss it.After the end, it was time for the premiere of "Unexpectedly".
It was still Fan Xiaoshan standing on the stage: "Just now we mentioned the application of the micro-concept, and Fan Xiaoshan's studio has been committed to meeting the entertainment needs of fragmented time.
And today is Fan Xiaoshan Studio's first new drama based on the concept of mini-series, directed by Ye Xin, the creator of the micro-concept, and personally directed and personally performed "Unexpectedly". "
The creator of the micro concept, the father of the micro era, the father of the micro film!
Sitting under the stage, listening to Fan Xiaoshan's praise to him, Ye Xin smiled all over his face, already thinking about his future title.
Amid the applause of everyone, Ye Xin stepped onto the stage and pressed the play switch on the big screen himself.
Premiere, let's go!
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"Fan Xiaoshan Film and Television Studio!"
"Shi Na's brotherhood!"
"Ye Xin's work!"
After the three lines of subtitles, the picture on the big screen lights up. In front of the square of the Beijing Cross International Building, led by Ye Xin, all the staff of "Unexpectedly" stood together and shouted loudly: "Unexpectedly, la la la la La!"
As the opening track of the previous classic sounded, a group of animation scenes appeared in the video. All the main creators, including Ye Xin and Calling Beast, were made into anime characters, dancing mechanical dances, with their faces paralyzed, looking like Quite joyful.
Compared with "In a word", the beginning of "Unexpectedly" did not have many bright spots, and many viewers were also quite disappointed. Of course, they would not turn off the video in just a few seconds. They still have patience for this.
The audience was quite disappointed, but the next sentence made them burst out laughing. The screen in the video quickly switched, and a line of white characters on a black background was typed out, followed by Ye Xin Diaosi's full-bodied dubbing sound.
"This episode is sponsored by the Mongolian Navy. Our journey is the sea of stars."
This is a complete cold joke, but this cold joke instantly made countless people laugh. Everyone knows that Mongolia is a grassland country, and they don't even have a river army, let alone a navy.
And in the end, our journey is that the sea of stars is even more funny. Anyone who is familiar with the surrounding situation of the country will know that the country that hates Dongxia the most in the world is not Jiasang, but the Mongolian country.
It's a pity that their national strength is weak, and Dong Xia doesn't need him at all, and they are not in the same order at all, so the latter sentence is not without irony.
"Ye Xin is too talented!"
People who understand these twists and turns will smile heartily, and those who don't understand will also find it interesting, and have a little expectation for Wan Wan, who has been extremely popular recently.
"This episode is sponsored by the Dongxia Undercover Undercover Association."
"Teacher, Sledgehammer has a puppy crush again, cheated, skipped class, and made a report!"
"This episode is also sponsored by Shanda "Running Sports Car"."
"It is recommended that the game time should not exceed 24 hours a day."
"..."
Just like "In a word", several familiar funny sponsors finished broadcasting, and the video immediately flashed to the opening credits of the first episode.
"This program is high-end and high-end, with low-key luxury and connotation. The actors are unrestrained and deep, and simple and fashionable. They will never be low-end and vulgar, and there is no limit to hypocrisy. It is impossible to pretend to be a green tea bitch, fierce on the outside and soft on the inside. Female men. I like to sell cute and pouty scissorhands the most. It doesn’t matter if you are melancholy and deep. We are crazy, cool, glamorous, noble and down-to-earth. We will always be fashionable, bright and fresh, cute and rural and non-mainstream.”
The subtitles flashed by at such a fast speed that they jumped directly into the main drama screen without giving the audience a chance to see clearly.
As soon as the screen went black, it turned on again. In the camera, Ye Xin was wearing a low-quality ancient wig headgear, looking at the camera with a blank expression.
At this time, his magnetic inner narration also sounded: "My name is Wang Dahammer, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama."
It's still the familiar Wang Dahammer, and it's still the familiar formula. When Ye Xin's diaosi said these words in a breathless manner, many people at the scene were looking forward to it.
Following Ye Xin's narration, the camera quickly zoomed away, and Wang Dahammer turned his head expressionlessly, looking at the plastic dagger in his hand.
This plastic short sword can only be described as childish, and Ye Xin's inner narration also complained frantically at this time: "Although it is a low-cost martial arts movie, it is too low-cost, right? What kind of children's toy sword is it?" Once out?"
At this time, the close-up of the toy sword flickered with inferior special effects. The special effects were so weak that they were not as good as the special effects of the 70s.
"It's already at this quality, what a shame!"
Wang Dachui was speechless, but he didn't know that the toy sword flashed wildly, which made him even more speechless. He rolled his eyes and said, "Hey, your quality is poor, and you are still not convinced!"
In just a few seconds, the auditorium of the Shanghai Opera was immediately occupied by laughter. Today, there are about a thousand fans of Ye Xin's short play, just to give Ye Xin and his second online short play "Unexpectedly" "Join.
The new concept was released half an hour ago, and these fans were so bored that they almost dozed off.But now, all refreshed.
"I Didn't Expect" was able to generate crazy and crazy hits of more than one billion in 2012.What's more, in the present, the audience burst into laughter instantly.
At this time, the picture continued amidst the laughter of the audience.
Another person in ancient costume, the villain played by Xiaoxing named Beast Yi, jumped over, and Wang Dahui immediately confronted him head-on with a dagger.
"Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, then..."
The villain didn't finish a sentence, forgot his lines, tilted his head and thought hard: "...Just, just, just step over my corpse."
Wang Dahui turned his head, turned his back to the camera, made a look of helplessness, and complained wildly in his heart: "Please, can you memorize the lines before you come up?"
The villain shouted: "Come on, use your unique skills..."
"Ah?" Wang Dahammer was dumbfounded.
Villain: "...Nine Suns Fist."
Wang Dachui came to his senses, and thought in his heart: "So I used the boxing method, Nine Suns God Fist, it sounds so good!"
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