Goddess of Entertainment Collector

"I never expected, la la la la..."

In the video, a group of animation scenes suddenly appeared. All the main creators, including Ye Xin and Mingshou, were made into animation characters. They were dancing mechanical dances with their faces paralyzed, looking quite joyful.

The beginning is still the familiar beginning, and the audience has been waiting for the laughing point to come. Sure enough, the next sentence made them burst into laughter.

I saw that the screen in the video switched quickly, and a line of white characters on a black background was typed out, followed by Ye Xin's full-bodied dubbing sound.

"This episode is sponsored by the Mongolian Navy. Our journey is the sea of ​​stars."

This is a complete cold joke, but this cold joke instantly made countless people laugh. Everyone knows that Mongolia is a grassland country, and they don't even have a river army, let alone a navy.

"Hahaha, Ye Xin is so talented!"

Those who understand these twists and turns will smile heartily, and those who don't understand will also find it interesting. Anyway, they never expected that the results have already been used to tell how classic it is.

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After the subtitles passed, the screen in the video changed, and Ye Xin's downcast diaosi image appeared, plain flower shirt, short stubble fluff, and paralyzed face. At first glance, he was a representative of the diaosi family that has been famous for the past two years.

"My name is Wang Dachui. Today is the day for my interview. I will definitely get this position." Wang Dachui's inner monologue also began.

The picture followed Wang Dahui to a conference room, where three people sat on a couch, a man with a long face holding a newspaper, a middle-aged man who picked his nose, and Wang Dahui who looked like a dick.

In the voiceover, Wang Dachui's disdainful voice came: "This kind of fat and round dick is also coming to fight with me, and he is looking for his own death."

But as soon as he finished speaking, the coffee girl played by Zhao Liying came up, and said to the nostril-picking uncle in a coquettish voice: "Ouba, you've worked hard, okay! I'll work hard for the interview later!"

That babbling voice made people drunk, and as she spoke, she clenched her pink fists to cheer up the nostril-picking uncle, and her delicate and pretty appearance instantly turned a lot of people over.

"Damn, I found a goddess, please take care of me!"

"I'll go, there's such a goddess in this poor crew, I'm convinced!"

"Brother orgasm, my little sister!"

"Oh, what a da!"

"..."

Seeing Zhao Liying's fairy-like appearance, many dicks standing in front of the TV immediately peed, feeling astonished by Zhao Liying.

As the saying goes, don't be afraid of ignorance, but be afraid of comparing goods. Beautiful women still need to be set off. Zhao Liying may not be the most beautiful among Chinese beauties, but among the three rough men, Zhao Liying is instantly set off as beautiful as a fairy.

"Ow..."

Many dicks who stayed in front of the computer were amazed by Zhao Liying's brief appearance, and howled wolves in the middle of the night, and the plot also progressed.

"Ha ha……"

Facing what happened before him beyond his imagination, Wang Dachui still had a blank face, but careful people could see the slight shock in his eyes, but his reply was so stupid that people couldn't help laughing, which caused many people to laugh. Diosi resonance.

"This reply is enough!!"

Many viewers were speechless, but there were also quite a few dicks who felt excited. "Disdain" is the highest state of their dicks, hehe, it is the perfect answer to any question.

Not to mention the dicks' recognition of Wang Dachui, the video changed again, and the perspective switched to an office. The bearded general manager appeared in a suit and leather shoes, looking dignified. He casually took the job application report handed over by Wang Dachui, and said coldly: " What is your profession?"

"Is this attitude looking down on me? I really want to tell you loudly, what is my background, sir."

As soon as the voiceover finished, Wang Dahammer folded his arms in the video, looked at the general manager invincibly, and said very arrogantly: "I am a financial management major at Harvard University in the United States, and I am a first-class scholarship winner."

"Ah! I knelt down to Grandpa!!"

Hearing Wang Dachui's words, the general manager showed shock, opened his eyes wide and directly bowed at ninety degrees. His exaggerated acting skills made people gasp.

"This meme is not bad! Pfft!!"

Many people are still laughing at this stalk, and the plot immediately took a magical turn, only to see Wang Sledgehammer still sitting there with a paralyzed face. It was actually a fantasy just now, and he said weakly: "But in fact, what I said is..."

"I'm Lanxiang Technician Tractor Academy, majoring in walking tractors." Wang Dachui in the picture said very confidently, his eyes dodged, and he looked timidly at the expression of the general manager.

"Humph!"

The general manager who judges people by their appearance snorted coldly when he heard the words, but Wang Dahammer's voice-over said: "This look seems casual, but must it be implying something?"

"Pfft!"

"Damn, this Wang Dahammer is home, do you need to hint? Are you clearly looking down on you? You are really a real version of Ah Q!"

The audience burst out laughing. After "In a word" and the first two episodes of "Wonderful Expectations", they were very happy to see the silly Wang Dahui acting cute.

"This sad orchid finger is simply extraordinary. It must be the clue."

Wang Dachui's eyes flickered, and the screen kept switching between him and the general manager at a very fast speed. This technique is a classic suspenseful scene in movies, but it makes people want to laugh when it is used here.

Wang Dachui also pinched his chin and frowned like Sherlock Holmes, but what made people speechless was that he didn't have the shrewdness of Sherlock Holmes on his face.

"This match is perfect!"

Many people were amazed and almost knelt down to the grandpa. This scene is very inconsistent, but it is very funny, especially the feeling of confusion.

At this time, a few scraps of paper appeared on the screen. Looking at the scraps of paper, Wang Dahammer said clearly: "Fortunately, I am thoughtful. If I don't sweep a room, how can I sweep the world."

Wang Dachui suddenly realized that the general manager wanted to test him in this way, but how could such a trick fool his clever mind.

"This is the detail that tests the employees, to see how I can deal with it easily."

Then in the screen, there was a scene of Wang Dahui sweeping the floor with a broom, watching the general manager waiting for his praise, and wiping the general manager's Mediterranean Sea with a rag, which was very exaggerated.