Goddess of Entertainment Collector

"Well, yes, the Silla people invented a way to claim all the good things of others as their own inventions."

Ye Xin was talking nonsense in a serious manner, and that expression instantly made the audience go crazy with laughter. Many people hugged their stomachs with laughter. This guy is really a fool. He really is a kidney fighter who has been professionally cheating Korea for [-] years!

"cough……"

Coughing, the goddess couldn't help laughing and said, "What kind of invention is that? Isn't it just thick-skinned?"

Hearing this, Ye Xin shook his head and said in admiration: "Yifei, you haven't heard that beauty is popular in Silla country, you don't even have a layer of skin..."

Not taking over Ye Xin, Liu Yifei smiled and said, "By the way, how are you learning cross talk? Which master do you want to teach?"

Nodding his head, Ye Xin said: "This trip is very fruitful, and the teacher also met one."

"Which teacher?"

"Teacher Pu Yaolian."

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Hearing Ye Xin's answer, Liu Yifei and many people present were in a daze. After a while, he couldn't understand: "What? Park Yulian? There is such a famous person in Silla Kingdom? I know Pu Zhiyan, she is a beautiful woman..."

Seeing that the Goddess didn't understand, with an expression of thinking hard, Ye Xin kindly explained: "Yifei, Pu, piao, Ersheng, Pu Yaolian... Got it now!"

"Oh!"

Hearing this, Liu Yifei nodded suddenly, covered her mouth and said with a giggle, "Understood, I understand, you are talking about Teacher Shameless, right?"

Seeing how smart the goddess is, Ye Xin grinned and said, "Yes, yes, hehe, that's what I called him later on."

"Hahahahaha..."

"Shameless, this stalk is too funny, but the foreshadowing is too long!"

"I'm laughing to death, why don't you be so foolish!"

"..."

The audience burst into laughter, and the ramen restaurant was full of cheers. Liu Yifei continued to perform: "Ye Xin, what have you learned, tell me."

"That's much older. I learn everything, such as geography and history, cultural archaeology, and whatever the shameless teacher tells me."

"Exactly, you report to everyone."

Following the goddess' words, the audience applauded thunderously, and Ye Xin smiled and said: "Okay, in the face of so many enthusiastic audiences, I will report my learning experience, and don't let the leaders of the cross talk association think that I wasted the country's money and went abroad. I didn’t learn anything.”

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Ye Xin is so rich, he still spends with public funds!"

"..."

"That's right, you can't let them look down on you."

Amid the strange screams from the audience, the goddess nodded approvingly, and said with a smile, "Ye Xin, tell me, what did the shameless teacher of Silla teach you?"

After brewing some emotions, Ye Xin said: "The shameless teacher said to me the first day he saw me: Ye, how do you feel when you come to Silla?"

Pointing to himself, Ye Xin said: "I am so approachable, so kind and upright. Although Silla Kingdom Silla Kingdom hates it, but following the glorious tradition of the Chinese nation, of course I have to give a good answer, so I said: very kind, very kind." Kind, like visiting relatives."

After talking about this paragraph, Ye Xin switched to his own mode again, and teased with a smile: "Mr. Shameless, we are used to it. It takes several days for people from Kyushu to drive from Huasheng to Dongsanzhou."

On one side of his body, Ye Xin continued: "After I finished this paragraph, the shameless teacher opened his eyes wide and opened his mouth wide and didn't speak for a long time. Finally, he calmed down and said: The coast of Kyushu Kingdom was also the territory of our Daxinluo Kingdom in history."

"Of course I was very angry about Chi Guoguo's slander, so I explained loudly: Teacher shameless, my family lives in the coastal area, my grandfather didn't tell me, my grandfather's grandfather was here long ago I’ve lived here, and I’ve never heard of a Silla native in any village, but I vaguely heard from my father that someone from the second grandpa on Qianjie Street lost his mind and got lost, and later I heard that he had gone to Silla.”

"Hahahahaha..."

"The lack of heart is lost, this complaint is too sharp!"

"..."

This joke made the audience laugh, and Ye Xin continued his performance: "Pu Yaolian started to get angry, and said loudly: Ye, do you know? According to the combined research of our scientists, most of the territories and inventions of the people of Kyushu are It belongs to our Silla people."

With a slap in the face, Ye Xin looked at the crowd with an expression of righteous indignation, and said, "This is simply Chi Guoguo's slander! I said angrily: My lord, how did you become your Silla country? Our Chinese nation It has a long history and many things have been invented.”

After finishing this paragraph, he switched back to Silla Mandarin in an instant: "Our kimchi is longer. Our kimchi has a history of hundreds of years."

Shaking his head speechlessly, Ye Xin rolled his eyes and said, "Many of our dishes are more than a few hundred years old."

"Printing was invented by the people of Silla over a thousand years ago."

Pretending to be in disbelief, Ye Xin cursed speechlessly: "Damn! Printing was invented in Kyushu, and everyone on this earth knows it, as well as papermaking and gunpowder. These inventions have a history of more than [-] years. "

"We still have a long history, our history is [-] years longer than yours."

"Our long, [-] years refers to the Yellow Emperor's unification of the Central Plains, but it does not mean that the history of Kyushu is only [-] years."

"Our Tangun taught Dayu how to control the water thousands of years ago."

"I heard from my grandfather that Dayu controlled the water because his father, Gun, only knew how to stop it when he controlled the water. Later, the flood flooded everywhere and was punished for dereliction of duty. Dayu learned from experience and changed from blocking to dredging. How did it become taught by your ancestor Tangun? Probably your ancestors I was a follower of Dayu, and later went to Silla, so we still have the longest history."

Looking at the crowd, Ye Xin said with emotion: "After I said this, the shameless teacher became more and more excited, saying that our ancestors created the Red Mountain and the Yellow River civilization all the way from the Pamirs [-] years ago, and it was our ancestors who created the Chinese civilization. , Ye, ours is the patriarch, do you understand?"

"Of course I was furious when I heard this, and cursed: Your uncle, your ancestors have not eaten or shit since [-] years in the Pamirs, and it is the grandsons of the grandsons who can go to Silla. In the Kyushu country, we have long been the people of the Kyushu country, so it seems that we are the ancestors."

"After I finished this paragraph, Teacher Pu Yaolian cursed: Our ancestors have a civilization of [-] years. Our history is so long. We still have..."

"Of course I couldn't bear it anymore. Before he finished speaking, I said coldly: "Okay, don't say anything. Our ape-man ancestors in Zhoukoudian have been around for [-] years. Isn't that big enough? Wait for your scientists." Add up to make up for the shortfall of [-] years, and you can talk about it!"