Onmyoji Who Wandered into the Second Dimension

Yanshan Yingshi, a Two-dimensional onmyoji (serialized Chapter [-])

When Wang Dong found out that he was crossing, he was stunned.

What?My cousin raised two dragons?What?My neighbor is an angel?What?My boss turned out to be the real eye of the evil king?What?My classmates not only have mental retardation but also monkeys?What?

I... hey!Can I summon a shikigami?Ibaraki, Shuten, Yaodaoji, Datengu, Ichimokuren, Kaguya... Wang Dong, who only had a two-faced Buddha in his previous life, knelt on the ground in tears and shouted, "I finally have SSR!"

Anime information that can be announced now: Chunwu, My Sister, Passerby Heroine, Girls' High School, Secondary Disease, Attribute Cafe, Dragon Maid, Gabriel, Stupid Girl, Wife on the Game Online... Stay tuned for the rest.

Well, you read that right, it's a comprehensive daily story with the occasional fight (rarely).

Chapter 1 Card Draw

"Hey, it hurts."

In a dim room, a man... no, a boy opened his eyes in a daze, covered his head, looking very painful.

"Wait, I seem to remember... my phone exploded... Fuck, I didn't die when my phone exploded, that's awesome."

The boy turned over and sat up immediately, looked at his hands, and then touched his body.

Well, there are no missing parts on the body, and there are no hands...

Wait, is this hand... a little too tender?

The boy was startled, and found that something seemed wrong, and looked around... What, what is this place?

Looking around the room, if I had to use one word to describe it, it would be messy, very messy.

There is a computer in front of him, and a game interface is displayed on it. The game is all in Japanese, but the boy can understand the meaning unexpectedly.

There are all kinds of snacks and drink bottles around, but they are all empty.

"This, what the hell kind of place is this?" The boy was shocked, this place must not be in Huaxia, did I cross over?

As soon as he thought of this, the boy suddenly felt a pain in his head, and many things suddenly appeared in his mind.

The boy is Wang Dong, a college student, but he is dead.

Cause of death: Death by explosion.

The cause of the explosion was playing games all the time, which caused the phone to become hot, causing an explosion. Then the sparks splashed out from the phone explosion caused a fire in the dormitory, and then caused continuous explosions in other electrical appliances in the dormitory. Wang Dong was killed alive.

"Ah...does this count as a good deed for me? Let my brother do some insurance research?" Wang Dong laughed at himself, "By the way, I didn't get an SSR until I died...Two-faced Buddha doesn't count!"

After Wang Dong complained that Xuanbubufei, Krypton did not change his fate, he began to sort out the memories of this life.

That's right, he did time travel. The boy he crossed over was called Tsuchimodo, and he lived with his mother Minako Kobayashi since he was a child. However, his mother passed away in his first year of junior high school.

Usually, he lives alone on the inheritance left by his mother. Occasionally, only a distant cousin who is a programmer will come to see him.

But because my cousin is too busy with work, she only comes here once or twice a month.

Because no one cares about him at ordinary times, and because he graduated from junior high school, he indulged himself too much. After playing games all night for five consecutive nights, he died.

Cause of death: sudden death.

"I didn't expect him to be an Internet addicted boy, but I have to thank him. If he hadn't died, I wouldn't have been able to travel through time." Tsuchikado shook his head, laughing at himself.

Although I survived the catastrophe, the parents in that world should be very sad, but there is still a younger brother in the family, and the parents are still supported.

But having said that, this child's interpersonal relationship is too bad, besides a distant cousin, in reality, he only has one friend named An Yilunye.

However, there are quite a few friends in the game, such as a girl called "Chiba's Fallen Saint Black Cat", although it is very likely that she is a big guy who picks his feet.

After all, it’s common sense that the girls in the game can’t be girls. Even Tsuchikado has played female accounts, which also caused him to be complained by “Chiba’s Fallen Saint Black Cat” for being a slut with a girl’s heart. big man.

"But... this is too nerdy." Tu Mimendong complained, more than half of the memories he received were about various games, could it be... this kid is still a game master?

Forget it, at most he is an Internet addicted teenager. How can he become stronger without kryptonite these days?

This predecessor just couldn't afford gold, no matter how good the game technology was, someone would hit him on the ground with a "998" and call him dad.

Tsuchimodo tidied up his memory, turned off the hot computer, and sighed, both of his lives died because of the game, since he relived the first life, he banned the game and enjoyed life.

Tsuchikado stood up, opened the curtains, a strong light pierced his eyes, immediately made Tsuchomido scream, covered his eyes with his hands, and burst into tears.

"My eyes, my eyes, are going blind..."

Tsuchimodo tou slowed down for a while before he got used to the sunlight.

Open the window and a breeze hits...

Well, it's kind of hot.

Tsuchimodo closed the window resolutely, and sure enough, the air conditioner was still blowing comfortably.

Tsuchimodo began to tidy up the room, basically ate up all the snacks and drinks, and sorted them all out. You must know that garbage sorting in Japan is abnormal.

Each type of garbage has a separate centralized collection date. Generally, several garbage bins are placed in the apartment. After the garbage is properly classified and thrown out, the cleaners will collect it regularly.

And there are also regulations on the garbage bags for garbage. The most important thing is that when it is displayed which days and what types of garbage should be collected, prepare to throw them in time in advance, otherwise you will have to wait for a week if you miss it.

Tsuchimodo is no stranger to these things because he received the memories of his predecessor, but...it's really annoying.

The garbage was sorted out, and the messy books were put on the shelves one by one. Those books were basically light, but the picture on the cover was quite erotic. This painter named "Mr. Eromanga" is a talent.

Then there is cleaning. Tu Yumendong's house is not small, with two bedrooms, one living room, and one room. Although it is not a small villa, it is better than those who work hard all day and end up paying the rent in the end. , People who pay water and electricity bills are good.

Well, if I hadn't been reborn, I would have followed that path in my previous life.

So...you still make money?