Onmyoji Who Wandered into the Second Dimension

Chapter 22 Tail Meat

"Why are you looking at me with such eyes?" Kobayashi rolled his eyes at Mito Mito, and said, "It's also a coincidence that Thor and I met."

Then Kobayashi explained how she met Thor. Simply put, Kobayashi accidentally drank too much when he went to drink after work because he was too tired from get off work.

As a result, when returning home, he accidentally lost his way, walked to the mountain, and ran into the injured Thor.

It may be that he was emboldened after drinking, but Kobayashi didn't feel panicked. Instead, he calmly helped Thor pull out the holy sword stuck in his body, and drank and chatted together.

Finally, when the wine was finished, when Xiao Lin left, he saw that Thor had no place to live alone, so he said cheaply, "Would you like to come to live with me?"

So, Thor was moved, and with the idea of ​​being moved and repaying his gratitude, Thor, who was full of hope, came to Xiaolin's residence early in the morning the next day.

But after waking up, Kobayashi refused to agree, which made Thor very sad, but in the end, when Kobayashi was sent to work by Thor, he suddenly agreed.

Thus, Thor successfully became Kobayashi's dragon maid and his wife (I think).

And Tu Yumendong also knows that Thor belongs to the western kind of dragon, not the Chinese dragon, which is still a bit regrettable.

"Go out to pick up a dragon? Cousin, are you the heroine in which book? You don't even dare to write like that!" Tu Mimendong complained, and it turned out that reality was even more nonsense.

It's like I somehow timetraveled and became an Onmyoji, can there be anything more ridiculous than this?

In the past, Tsuchimodo thought that there was no such thing, but now he can't guarantee it.

Because although this world looks very peaceful, but this species is too rich!And the upper limit of strength is still high.

Up to now, I have seen not only angels, but also dragons. By the way, I should have seen demons. Nine times out of ten, that idiot Satania is a demon.

"Well! I didn't think of it either." Xiao Lin smiled, but the pride on his face was fully revealed.

"Brother Xiaodong, let me tell you, at the beginning, Xiao Lin was too much. I begged for a long time, but Xiao Lin didn't agree to let me move in." Thor complained beside him.

"I'm sorry, my stupid cousin has caused you trouble." Tsuchimodo earnestly apologized.

"It's okay, it's okay, as long as I can be with Xiaolin, I'm very satisfied." Thor said embarrassedly.

"I said, the two of you are enough." Xiao Lin said angrily when he saw the two molesting him together.

Tsuchimodo and Thor looked at each other and laughed.

Then Tu Mimendong called out the nine-life cat and broom god in the room, so that everyone could get to know each other.

At this time, it was getting late, Tsuchimodo got up and said, "It's getting late, I'll cook first."

"I'm here to help too." Thor got up quickly and said, "I'll give you a taste of my skills. You must know that I was reprimanded by Kobayashi many times for cooking!"

"It's not that you roast your own tail meat." Xiao Lin complained beside him.

Others looked at Thor...'s tail one after another, and Tsuchimodo asked curiously, "Can this be eaten too?"

"Brother Xiaodong, do you want to try it?" Thor said excitedly: "Xiao Lin doesn't like to eat my tail meat. It tastes pretty good, but Xiao Lin is picky about eating. This is not as good as Brother Xiaodong."

"Whether it's physical or ethical, it's impossible for me to eat it!" Xiao Lin complained.

"Doesn't it hurt?" Tsuchiyadoto asked.

"It's okay! This little pain is nothing."

"Sister Thor, your healing ability is very strong!" Tsuchimodo said.

"Sister? Sister Thor? Hehehehe..." Thor was so happy when he heard the title of Tsuchimodo, "I have been recognized, and Kobayashi can marry me!"

"You are enough." Xiao Lin said speechlessly: "Thor, listen carefully, you are not allowed to make tail meat, you know? Xiaodong, look at her."

"Understood." Tsuchimikado nodded, he was just curious about Thor's tail, but if he was really asked to eat it, he might not be able to eat it.

After all, it is a bit unacceptable to eat someone's tail in front of them.

When I came to the kitchen, there were still some vegetables in the refrigerator, but there was no need to buy them.

"Xiaodong, what are we doing?" Because of Kobayashi's reason, Thor also called Tsuchimodofu's name very naturally.

"Sister Tol, help me chop vegetables. I will cook Chinese dishes." Tu Yumendong looked at the potatoes, tofu, etc. in the refrigerator, and said with a smile.

"Oh! Xiaodong, you are very good!" Thor said in surprise: "I saw on the Internet that Chinese people are very good, and they even directly cook the lungs of other people's husband and wife, which is more terrifying than our dragons! "

The corner of Tsuchimodo Tou's mouth twitched, not to mention the dragon's ability to surf the Internet, where did Thor come from?

"Sister Tol, you are talking about couple's lung slices! Couple's lung slices do not mean food made from husband and wife's lungs, but a couple who carried forward this dish and named it couple's lung slices.

The lung slices here are generally made of beef lungs. If Sister Tol wants to eat it, I will make it for you next time. "Tu Yumendong explained.

"Oh! That's how it is. I also heard that a dish is to beat your wife into a meat pie, or beat your husband into a meat pie. This is even more cruel!"

"You're talking about wife cakes and husband cakes, right? It's said that these two cakes are related to a historical figure in China, and it's not that wives and husbands were beaten into meat pies." Tsuchimodo said speechlessly.

"Human beings are really complicated, not straightforward at all." Thor said distressedly.

"This is called the art of writing. Sister Toll still has a lot to learn."

The two started cooking while chatting. With Thor's help, Tsuchimodo's cooking speed has been accelerated a lot, especially Thor's knife skills are really powerful.

It's a trivial matter to cut the potato shreds into the same thickness.

Tsuchimodo said enviously: "I'm so envious that my cousin has a maid like Sister Thor!"

Speaking of this, Tu Mimendong found that none of the shikigami in Onmyoji seemed to be able to cook. If there were more people in the future, wouldn't he be too busy to die?