Izumi Sagiri's Lily Strategy

【brief introduction】

You say you are the head of the SOS regiment who is the only one in the world?

You say you are Yukinoshita Yukino who is perfect and never makes mistakes?

You say that you are a arrogant, poisonous, black-bellied black cat?

You say you are Megumi Kato, the [-]th generation descendant of Hassan?

But what does this have to do with the book that Sagiri wants to draw for you?

PS: There is no lower limit to this book, and it is recommended that minors be accompanied by their parents to watch

(This site solemnly reminds: This story is purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.)

Chapter 1: The Way of Heaven Is Good for Reincarnation

"Tsk tsk, I made another [-] yen today, and it's still a good book for the head of the regiment. No one bought the book that drew the defeated dog before."

On the dimly lit street, the girl wearing a large black cape threw away the pink purse in her hand and muttered to herself with a smile.

She looks like a big gangster who just made a big deal.

It's a pity that the girl is not a big gangster. She is just a quasi-high school student who has only one day to go to high school, and what she sells is not prohibited... Wait, 18X books should be considered contraband, right?

At least that's right for her, a prospective high school student.

"It's [-] million yen in savings. Sure enough, drawing a book is a shortcut to getting rich. When school starts tomorrow, I'll move to a bigger house."

As the girl whispered to herself, there were fewer and fewer pedestrians on the street, and before she knew it, the girl had walked to the alley downstairs...

Speaking of the girl's family, she also recalled her miserable life three months ago.

As a transmigrator, although she has changed from a man to a cute little girl, this is not the problem at all. After all, she has been a women's clothing boss who has been in the cos circle since before, and she even fantasized about when she would be able to Transmigrated into a girl to engage in lily with girls.

But the question is... why is he on the street after crossing, and he only has [-] yen in cash?

[-] yen sounds like a lot, but when you think about it, it's just a few days of cheap hotels plus a few meals...

What kind of nightmare start is this?

Fortunately, there is no such thing as a unique way. The character of the girl's crossing is named Hequan Shawu, the famous teacher Huang Man. Just like most of the time-travel novels, the girl has inherited the comic talent of Hequan Shawu...

So the girl named Izumi Sagiri decided to give up using her money to stay in a hotel, and started to help... Instead, she went to buy a set of painting tools, and then slept outside the shrine in Chiba for a whole week...

Fortunately, there are no idiots outside the shrine, otherwise Sagiri's small body... It is the plot in the book she drew.

Then she made some money from the book she drew and rented a house in this low-cost apartment building far away from the city center.

"Hey, this alley is too dark, and the street lights are always on and off. Every time I pass by, I'm afraid a group of wild lunatics will jump out." At the end of the memory, Sagiri, who was walking in the empty alley, couldn't help but sigh He said, "When the old lady goes to school tomorrow, I will rent a villa... Let's live in a luxury apartment. Living in a villa or something alone is too scary!"

Just when Sagiri was thinking about which apartment would be better to rent, she suddenly felt an extra hand on her shoulder...

The strength is not great, but for the weak woman Sagiri, who has no strength to hold a chicken, it is enough for her to break free.

"Who?" In an instant, a lot of plots drawn by herself poured out in her mind, and Sagiri asked calmly.

Why didn't I bring an electric shocker on me when I knew that this small alley was prone to accidents... Now it's all over!

"I thought you knew who I was, dear Mr. Erromanga." A yin-yang female voice answered Sagiri, and the owner of the voice was obviously very angry.

It seems... not a lunatic?But for revenge?

No, I don't have any enemies. To be precise, in the past three months, I have never left the house except for trading books and going to the next door to go through the admission procedures at the General Wu High School. How could there be enemies?

Is it the female anchor who was robbed of the audience by her own live painting book?

While thinking about this question, Izumi Sagiri also slowly turned her head.

With the dim light that suddenly turned on in the alley, Sagiri could clearly see the other party's appearance - shoulder-length short brown hair with a yellow headband, her body was a little slender, her shoulders were also very narrow, and that picture that appeared every day. face in front of him.

"Cool... Haruhi Suzumiya!" In just an instant, Sagiri realized who the other party was...

If someone else came, she might have to react for a while. After all, although anime and real people are very similar, at least there is still a little gap, but she has only recently drawn a book of Haruhi Suzumiya, how could she not recognize the other party? who is it?

Of course, these are not the key, the key is why the master of your own book suddenly came to the door?

In order to avoid this situation, I have avoided Yukinoshita Yukino and Yukihama Yui who may appear near Sobugao...

"Yo, it looks like you really know me, how is it? It's cool to spend the money you make by infringing on other people's portrait rights, right? You're starting to consider renting a luxury apartment." Hearing the shocked voice of Izumi Sagiri, Suzumiya There was also a sneer on Haruhi's face, "I was super angry when I saw my book on the Internet a few days ago."

"Right... I'm sorry..." What can I do with Izumi Sagiri now?

"If an apology is useful, what do the police do? I managed to find you."

It's a pity that it was Haruhi Suzumiya's sneer who answered Sagiri. She ran from Hyogo North to Chiba with all the hardships not to hear an apology from Iizumi Sagiri.

While saying this, Haruhi Suzumiya rubbed his wrist as if he was about to hit someone.

"You...what do you want! I...I can give you all the money I made from drawing your book..." Comparing his own strength with that of Haruhi Suzumiya, he and Izumi Sagiri were shamelessly cowardly.

Although Haruhi Suzumiya has let her go now, she doesn't think she can get past Haruhi Suzumiya.

Moreover, although Haruhi Suzumiya's book has been selling well in the past two days, it only looks like one million yen, so the loss to her is not very big.

"Although I'm not as rich as you, I'm not short of money, so this plan won't work."

"Then... don't slap your face?"

"I'm not that violent, I just want to know what your expressions will be when the plots you draw appear on you." With a weird smile, Haruhi Suzumiya suddenly took off the one that he had been carrying behind him. Backpack, then took out a pair of handcuffs and a booklet, "How is it? Does it look familiar?"

Nonsense, that is the book of Haruhi Suzumiya that she was selling just now, can she not look familiar?

Speaking of which, one of the people who came to buy the book today seems to be a girl, wearing a black hat and mask... Could it be this Haruhi Suzumiya?

"Don't... don't mess around..." But now is not the time to think about this kind of thing, what should I think about now is how to run away!