Journey with the Ship Girl

Um, it doesn't seem easy to handle this time.

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Chapter 37 Two Questions

Okay, the little fox Jiangfeng is obviously angry, my fault, what should I do now.

Ye Luo sat on the small bench, his mind turned. Now he is like coaxing his angry girlfriend after he came back from fooling around outside. He must be cautious in every word and action, and quickly outlined several action plans in his mind.

Plan one, hard work pays off, persistence is victory.

In this way, he wrapped his coat tightly and sat beside Jiang Feng silently, watching her fish without saying a word, expressing his guilt and anxiety silently, trying to create a good feeling of "my wife was wronged but I don't know how to apologize". Atmosphere, if she looks over, she can cast warm and considerate eyes with a hint of grievance in time, so as long as she persists for a day, there is a high probability of success.

The disadvantage is that it takes too long, and it is okay for a while. In this season, it is blown against the sea breeze for a whole day, and there is a high probability that it will be blown into a fool at night.

Plan [-], take the initiative to attack, a lot of sweet words have an absolute positive correction to relieve anger.

There is nothing wrong with boasting when dealing with girls. At this time, you can turn on the flattery mode. In short, you can praise from the beginning to the end, so that even yourself are embarrassed. Generally speaking, as long as you are not a particularly thick-skinned type, you will definitely stop it embarrassingly. a bit.At this time, as long as they can successfully catch up with each other, everything will be easy to talk about.

The disadvantage is that it needs to constantly make up nonsense, which is relatively difficult, and with Jiangfeng Xiaohu, who is always rigid and sullen, it is not impossible to really listen to the whole process with a deadpan expression and only secretly laugh in his heart.

Option three, since ancient times, the true feelings cannot be retained, only routines can win the hearts of the people.

Don't say anything, picking up Jiang Feng is a [-]-meter sprint, wouldn't it be good to make up for what was missing last night?Although it is broad daylight, but the curtains are drawn in the dormitory, who knows what you are doing.As long as you sleep in clothes, everything will be fine.

The disadvantage is that Jiang Feng is obviously not very happy now, and the physical requirements may be higher later, whether it is on the way back or after the hug.

After much deliberation, plan one is ruled out first. Sitting is always not a problem, and I have never been in the habit of sitting with others without talking.Well, try option two first.

Ye Luo coughed after talking to him just now, and sat next to him and looked at Jiang Feng carefully. Today, the little fox is wearing an off-white windbreaker, with the collar turned up to cover half of his cheeks, the zipper is not closed, and he is wearing a set of short shirts inside. Dress and black stockings, looks handsome and beautiful.

"Jiang Feng is so beautiful today, the clothes are well chosen, and you have applied aloe vera cream?"

Jiang Feng didn't lose face at all, he didn't keep his face cold and kept silent, but asked quietly: "Didn't it look good before today?"

"That's not possible. It used to be very good-looking. Jiang Feng has always been very good-looking since we met."

"Where does it look good?"

Ye Luo took a deep breath, is this to save face or not?Where do I look good, where do you see that I am angry, what is wrong with you is all my fault, such vague and fatal questions can almost be attributed to the field of theology, what is the field of theology, in case there is something missing Well, God can't save me...

Fortunately, after all, Jiang Feng is a ship girl with two hundred favorability points, and she is straightforward, too lazy to do some fancy operations.It doesn't matter if it's a major issue, but if it's a trivial matter, it's related to the commander's character. In short, he must be right. Holding the fishing rod tightly in his hand, Jiang Feng turned his head and looked at Ye Luo.

How to speak, Jiang Feng had been thinking about it for half an hour just now, all kinds of wild thoughts.Open your mouth first to get the advantage, are you cruel, you are ruthless, you are dementia?It doesn't feel very good. Ye Luo probably just got stuck in the room by the company last night and forgot where he was. He probably didn't take the initiative to coo and coo. There is no need to be aggressive and embarrassing.

If it was given to Dafeng here, he stretched out his hand and opened his mouth: A gentleman will pay ten times the compensation for a slip of the tongue, and I will give you a [-]% discount, and I will compensate me for a week.In fact, sometimes I am quite envious of this kind of straightforwardness, who can't turn his head, can't think so much, and say what he thinks of.

It's rare to sit together so quietly without being disturbed by anyone, or else take the opportunity to pretend to be angry and ramble on for a few hours, or just keep a straight face and let Ye Luo make up his mind, and see what this mouth can say. what lotus...

Jiang Feng was almost moved, and immediately felt a little awkward.

It suddenly occurred to me that I should be really angry at this time rather than thinking about whether to pretend or not. I washed my clothes early last night, then sat on the bed and waited until one o'clock without seeing anyone.When I got up for breakfast this morning, I heard the news that was not very pleasant. The guy slept with the company last night. told her.

Okay, now I'm very angry, very angry, you scumbag, you have an appointment, but you slept with someone else at night.

Jiang Feng felt that his current anger was pouring out vigorously in his heart. He opened his mouth and wanted to scold him, but when he came to his mouth, he suddenly felt so stupid. When did Jiang Feng need to pretend his emotions? Looked angry.

A storm blew up in my mind, and I spit out a few words in a neutral manner: "What happened last night?"

Ye Luo told the truth: "I remember when I was taking a shower. They made a fuss, and I accidentally forgot. After that, Xie stayed in the room, feeling like he had forgotten something, and I didn't have time to think about it afterwards."

It’s okay to forget, people want to slap you, this kind of thing just forget it?Obviously looking forward to it for a long time.

However, there is no way for the company to lock the door of the house and then not think about it.Jiang Feng asked again: "If the company didn't go, would you come?"

"That's for sure, that's for sure," Ye Luo said immediately, "Of course I will definitely go to the things we agreed upon. Yesterday was just an accident."

Of course, even if the company didn't stay last night, the large wave of ship girls attracted by Dafeng was stunned. Whether I can remember it later is another matter, but it's just a hypothesis now, so I can definitely remember it.

Jiang Feng nodded. These two questions are just sub-questions. As long as you are not an idiot, of course you know how to answer them.The focus is on the back.

"Then I will ask two questions now, and I want to hear your real thoughts."

Ye Luo naturally nodded again and again, looking extremely sincere, but the truth is to say what you really think and adapt to the situation.

Jiang Feng relaxed the corners of his mouth for a moment, then straightened his face again, and opened his mouth to ask: "Last night, the company stayed in your room. If you remembered what you said to me at that time, you would simply Sleep with her or come and sleep with me?"

Ye Luo sniffed and looked at Jiang Feng in shock.

Is there anything crazier than this?

Your mother and I fell into the water, who do you save first?If you answer honestly, there are problems anyway. Many people’s common answers are "first save the ones near the shore", "I am strong, and I can save two at a time", "I can't swim, so I will ask someone to help me immediately". , There is no way, it is natural to seek good luck and avoid evil.

But Jiang Feng's question is more tricky. Ye Luo is sure that if he dares to answer "sleep with someone who is closer to me", "I am in good health, let's sleep together", "I don't choose, I will sleep with Ayanami" The answer is to spiral up to heaven in the same place.

A bad answer and a worse answer, only a relatively optimal solution can be chosen.

Surreptitiously looking left and right, looking around, there was no one around the pier, and only Jiang Feng could hear what he was saying now, so Ye Luo held his head high and said righteously: "Of course I will sleep with you, we have agreed in advance Now, a man standing between heaven and earth, how can he not keep his word?"

Jiang Feng asked: "But it's the first time for an enterprise, isn't her feeling important?"

"It's okay. Promise is the most important thing. As long as I make it clear, the company will understand."

Understand what a ghost, no matter how generous the company is, it is still a girl, and people will have to face it. Ye Luo himself doesn't believe such nonsense.

So Jiang Feng sneered and said, "Scumbag."