Journey with the Ship Girl

Jiujiang Small Amusement Park and Xifu Pigeon Square are recommended to go with the commander of the destroyer. The entertainment items include slides, seesaws, balance beams... and pigeon feeding. Let’s not mention the long list of children’s facilities for the time being. What is there to feed the pigeons? .

Private Summer Resort, Tianfu Fish Village, Sea Specialties Street, Statue Appreciation Museum...the list of high-end scenic spots exceeds two pages, flipping through, Ye Luo suddenly smiled disdainfully, and closed the booklet casually up.

Yixian was carrying the purse, and she had a good idea in her heart. Yesterday afternoon, Montpellier recommended several places to go, some of which were exciting, but we still waited for Ye Luo to make a decision.

But why did you close the booklet suddenly? Yixian asked: "Have you decided, where shall we go next?"

"No decision, it's just that this booklet is unreliable and recommends some inexplicable places. I decided not to follow its recommendations."

It's not that I haven't traveled before, although I haven't traveled too far.Every time I go to a tourist attraction, I first receive a stack of brochures in my hand, which introduces a lot of things, various towers, temples, relics, famous places of interest and historical celebrities. In fact, most of the places are not interesting. The only one It can make people feel that there are only prices in terms of travel.

It's not that I can't understand that the headquarters of the ship girl in the M area is considered a tourist attraction in itself. Of course, it tries to let everyone go around, which is an important source of income.

But Ye Luo felt that they should forget it, what's the point of crowding people, it's not a tour group.It is considered free travel, so there shouldn't be an accurate "goal for the itinerary", Ye Luo crumpled up the booklet and stuffed it into his pocket.

Yixian asked curiously: "Where is the commander going? If there is no target, we can go to the pedestrian street last night."

"No, let's turn around casually, as for which direction to go..."

Ye Luo looked around, they had just walked out of the residential area of ​​Jianniang headquarters, several girls who looked like Jianniang were chatting and laughing, an old man was holding a green thermos bottle in his hand, and a young man in a white shirt was frowning, holding The middle-aged man with a briefcase hurried.

This is already an urban area. There is an ice cream truck with a parasol not far away from the street. Ye Luo walked over with Yixian. It was a dark-skinned uncle. Ye Luobi pointed out two fingers: "Yes two."

The uncle skillfully picked up the round spoon: "Okay, there are at most three flavors each, what flavor ice cream scoops do you want?"

"You look at the match, let's have some local specialties."

"What flavor do you want the cone to be? Uncle, I recommend chocolate. Girls like this!"

"Then chocolate, please."

The uncle selling ice cream took out a chocolate cone, skillfully scooped up ice cream balls and pressed it on top, Ye Luo took the opportunity to chat with him: "Uncle, a native? Look at your tricks, old Jianghu."

"I'm a local. I've been selling ice cream for four or five years, so I can't be considered an old man." Seeing that Ye Luo wanted to talk, the uncle slowed down, "It seems that my brother is a foreigner, oh no, yes Commander from other places? Hey, there are more and more commanders who take their ship girls out to play in the past two days."

Ye Luo asked curiously: "Uncle still recognizes the ship's mother? I didn't say that young human girls can always be beautiful as long as they dress up carefully."

The uncle laughed boldly: "What you said is that you have missed it several times. How can the uncle recognize who is the ship's wife and who is an ordinary person? But what does it matter? Looking at the beautiful girl, it is correct to say that it is the ship's wife. It’s better to be right, it’s better not to be right, as long as you dare to open your mouth, it’s better than not saying anything.”

"Ha, what uncle said is reasonable and has great wisdom."

"What kind of wisdom, the uncle just talks too much, there is no cure."

The uncle reached out and handed over the finished ice cream, and Ye Luo handed it to Yixian, and then he was busy preparing the second one, talking in a rambling manner while busy: "Commander, how is it? That's really good, none of us men who grew up by the sea don't want to be a commander. Hey, don't tell me, uncle, I almost became your senior before."

"Almost, what do you say?"

"Uncle, I also had a dream when I was a child. We grew up next to the ship's mother's headquarters. I dare not say which ship's mother is familiar with me. How can I get a little light and a little bit of air? More than ten years ago, I was stunned. I applied for the Naval Academy, and I was really lucky to pass the written test, and it was time for the interview..."

The uncle handed over the second ice cream, took off his gloves and put it aside, showing a bit of regret: "During the interview, the score was only a little bit, really just a little bit. And I remember very clearly that there was a The question made my hips, and the examiner asked me, if one day, suddenly, a stranger proposed to you, what would your answer be?"

Yixian froze for a moment, what's the problem?Stranger?Proposal?And this uncle, you really have a lot of good things to say, the commander probably just wanted to ask what's interesting nearby, so he said so much all at once.

Ye Luo also froze for a moment, thinking of other things.

"Haha, are you ignorant? At that time, uncle was as ignorant as you, and a strange woman proposed to you. Should I agree or not?"

The uncle thought about it for a while, and sighed: "If you say yes, it must be wrong, and if you don't agree, it doesn't seem right; answer immediately, as if you didn't think seriously, get entangled, because what you say seems a bit hypocritical, Anyway, uncle, my scalp exploded at that time."

Ye Luo became a little interested: "And then?"

"Then I got zero points. That question actually has a time limit! I also remember the evaluation that the examiner gave me very clearly: emotional abundance, but no IQ. In layman's terms, it's an idiot, and an idiot is not worthy of being a commander." .”

The uncle suddenly laughed loudly: "Of course I am not reconciled, so I asked her what the standard answer is, and you guys guess, which answer is the correct one?"

Ye Luo pondered for a while, this is an open-ended question no matter how you look at it, he has almost forgotten the commander entrance exam questions, but he remembers one thing quite clearly, the difficulty of his assessment is completely different from others, so it cannot be used as a reference.

"Well, if it's me, I should choose to refuse." Ye Luo was a little embarrassed, "It is undoubtedly irresponsible to myself and the other party to have a flash marriage with a ship girl I have never met. It is no problem to get married after getting along for a while. It’s still a bit inappropriate face to face.”

"Totally wrong."

The uncle whistled: "The standard answer should be, ask who she is."

"……what?"

"This is the standard answer." The uncle shrugged, "Think about it, even if there is such a thing as a pie in the sky, if a strange lady proposes to you, the first reaction is to agree or refuse is a freak, normal people Shouldn't you ask who the other party is first?"

Ye Luo suddenly couldn't laugh or cry: "This is too childish, it doesn't seem to be testing the commander, why does it sound like a brain teaser?"

"Well, actually, the subject of that exam is 'Emotional Intelligence'. I heard that other answers can get a few points. Facing the favor of Jian Niang, there is only the kind who completely shuts up and doesn't speak, and thinks too much in his head." The one who can't hold back a word in actual actions is the zero egg. Unfortunately, the uncle is the zero egg."

Ye Luo was stunned for a moment.

Yixian squeezed Ye Luo's palm lightly, and said aloud, "Did the uncle understand it?"

The uncle shook his head and laughed at himself: "It's because I can't figure it out, so I'm an idiot. Okay, let's not talk about it, thank you for your patronage-brother, and this girl, you haven't paid yet .”

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pS: Stomach pain——

From one o'clock, the pain lasted all night——

Chapter 31 Don't Ruin a Marriage

After paying the money and asking the uncle for some good places to pass the time, Ye Luo and Yixian left with ice cream in their hands.