I Also Want to Draw Comics when I Cross into a Pseudo-mother

[Be sober, that dog author is going to make a special episode, forgot? 】

Ye An slowly sat on the table and chairs, and looked at the venue with few people below.

"I said, is this broken book really read?"

[It seems that there are quite a lot of people watching. ] The system mother looked at Ye An with some doubts [What's wrong, why are you asking this? 】

Ye An looked at the empty space below with some confusion: "Then why is there no one down there? There are many people who agreed?"

[Broadcast, are you stupid?When it airs, there will be tens of thousands of readers, so feel at ease~. 】

Emotional readers come from P-picture P? !

"...Okay, so what are the readers below here for?"

[Isn't it silly to find a few reporters for a press conference, so ask a few people you know to ask questions? 】

The system mother had a gentle expression on her face.

"Well said, you can die."

After finishing speaking expressionlessly, Ye An took out a fly swatter.After a snap, the system mother disappeared.

After venting, Ye An sat up a bit: "Then, the episode begins!"

call out!

A holy light descended, and after that, a figure slowly walked out from the holy light.

He is an ordinary boy with no characteristics. If you ignore the dead fish eyes that ruined a slightly handsome face, you will basically throw him into the crowd and you will not find him.

"Author Gou, why did you come out with special effects?" Ye An's eyes were full of displeasure: "When I came out? Did I owe the special effects?"

"How could the dimensionality reduction strike have no special effects..."

After a leisurely sentence, the boy sat on the chair next to Ye An: "You fainted by yourself, you just didn't see it."

Ye An: Fuck, I missed the feeling of [-] million

"..."

"Speak up, what are you doing in a daze? (whispers)"

Ye An looked at the young man in a daze: "Huh? You are the author, right? You can tell the opening remarks yourself!"

"Tch, I'll come and I'll come."

Coughing twice and clearing his throat, the young man began to read seriously to the place below with few people: "Hello everyone, I am the driver of the dirty demon. "Drawing Comics", [Advertisement space is unavailable], [Advertisement space is unavailable], [Advertisement space is unavailable], [Advertisement space is unavailable], [No advertisement, no money, save the children!] Title broadcast!"

Ye An's face was full of Quincy: "Author Gou, what did you just say? Why did I hear a bunch of silences?"

"Ah, hahaha—don't worry about it, it's just that I'm poor..."

After saying this, the dirty demon looked straight ahead of nothing, and started talking to himself.

"Besides, friends outside don't give me rewards. I won't receive a dime if I don't sign a contract. Instead of rewarding, it's better to come to the book friend group to send red envelopes! The book friend group number is at the top of the comment section at the end of the introduction..."

[Crazy expresses that it is. 】

"Keep your voice down, it will be fun for him to make you look like a child with big breasts after he hears it."

———————————— Ordinary episode ①!ヾ(?°?°?)ノ? Let's start! ———————————————

Reader A raised his hand!

Reader A: "Foul demon, I have a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not."

Dirty demon: "Speak, if you speak badly, I will lower your dimension and strike you"

Reader A: "...I still won't talk about it."

Foul Demon: "Okay, the dimensionality reduction attack is ready."

Reader A: "Bridge bean sack! I'll just say it."

"That's right, dirty demon, when are you going to have sex with Ye An—"

boom!

Reader A disappears.

(Two-dimensional is a surface, and it becomes a line after being reduced to one-dimensional.)

"Do you think I'm the same as this guy?" The evil demon stared at the place where the man was just now, "This guy is indeed arrogant all day long and says he doesn't want women's clothes, but he just has bold ideas in his heart. But I Don't want to be okay?"

"...Hey, who are you calling arrogant?"

Boom!

"Uh!"

A chair appeared on the head of the demon.

The demon fell.

"Die, die, die, die, die!!!"

[Brother, forget it, don't worry about it with the author. 】The system mother hurriedly stopped Ye An, and cast a sympathetic look at the bloody and indescribable thing below.