I Also Want to Draw Comics when I Cross into a Pseudo-mother

"Pay attention to me! Little Bui, where is your reserve as a girl!"

"Huh? Is that so?"

Xiao Bu turned his back to Ye An.

Then, the two-headed body stretched to the eight-headed body like plasticine.

How did 40cm become 160cm... It's not scientific or magical!Buddy, are you really human? !It can only be said that it is Two-dimensional.

"Ye An?" Xiao Bu faced Ye An, already in perfect JK form.

This contrast... Ye An twitched the corners of his mouth, and put his hand on the small head.

"Huh? Uhhhh! Ye Anchan, what are you doing!"

"You are a fraud! It's too bad!"

Ye An's hand pressed down hard, and in an instant, Xiaobu became a 40cm dry girl again!

Are you playdough?What kind of creature are you!

"Cut, there's nothing Xiao Bu can do." Xiao Bu pouted and turned his face to the side: "It's too hard for him to ride a tiger, people set people up—"

"Personal design or something, it sounds like a secondary school feeling."

"No way!"

……

Xiao Bu went home contentedly holding the manuscript.

"This Two-dimensional is too unscientific..." Ye An raised his forehead: "What kind of creature is Xiao Bu... a mysterious creature UMR?"

[Host, those who are looking for a sense of reality in Two-dimensional are all brains flooded. 】

"Hmm... I got it!"

Continue the game.

"I never thought there would be PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in this world."

[Host, do you want to buy it? 】

"what?"

[Do you want to buy it? 650 yen, equivalent to RMB 30, automatic aiming, airdrop absolutely riding the face, immortality, one shot to explode the helmet body armor, God, many functions!Never be banned! 】

"Don't buy it! Get out!"

……

"Ah, I'm so pissed off! This old Yinbi!"

I saw a person running towards the screen, facing Ye An's character who had been knocked down.

"Hey buddy, can you hear me?"

"Yes, yes, yes! Don't kill me! All the equipment is for you! My teammates will be here soon!" Ye An's attitude changed instantly, and he threw out the equipment and gun.

The man was silent for a while, then asked cautiously: "Sister? How about adding a friend and I will take you to eat fragrant chicken?" Speaking of this, the man laughed.

The air suddenly became quiet.

"Asshole, I'm a man!!! I'm not gay!"

"Ahem, brother, forgive me, how about you just pretend that I didn't say anything just now?"

"You die."

"Uh, let's ignore the previous things, you want to live, don't you, let me ask you a question first."

Ye An glanced at the remaining number of people, there were 25 people, and he replied sullenly: "Say."

"Are you willing to sign a contract with me and become a horse monkey shochu?"

The air freezes.

"kill me."

"Oh no, brother, you answer first..."

"Kill me! You can't be humiliated if you kill me!"

"Well, if you don't answer, I'll kill you."

da da da da-

After finishing speaking, a bunch of bullet holes appeared around Ye An's fallen figure.

"Boss, I am willing."

"Isn't that the way to go? It would be better to say it earlier."

It's finally over, and it seems to be able to survive.

"Then, a salute to the birth of Horse Monkey Shochu!!!"

The man played the Divine Comedy of Drawing the Sword in the voice, and then threw a grenade...to Ye An's side.